Hatin' On: Pat Narduzzi

By: gobble gobble chumps
PLS
on November 16, 2020, 6:55 PM | 71 comments

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Devonte's picture Devonte
GR8 B8 M8 I R8 8/8
| 5 years 7 months #

I've become so apathetic I dont even feel like participating in these threads anymore...

Wait...it's Pat Narduchi??? Fuck that guy!!!

They'll really get after ya

Jander75's picture Jander75 | 5 years 7 months #

Pretty sure these threads are having reverse juju on us and should be suspended until new coaches are in place...

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

AssPocketFullOWhiskey's picture AssPocketFullOWhiskey
DON'TNEEDNOSTINKING⭐
| 5 years 7 months # ^

Not sure it would bother many to make a "Hatin' on CJF" thread at this point.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

HokieRif's picture HokieRif
| 5 years 7 months # ^

I actually thought about posting that myself but figured we're already depressed enough around here. No point in dwelling on it.

AssPocketFullOWhiskey's picture AssPocketFullOWhiskey
DON'TNEEDNOSTINKING⭐
| 5 years 7 months # ^

Fair point. And just for the record, I wasn't advocating the need for one. Only pointing out that I doubt many O&M panties would get in a wad over it at the moment.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

VPIhokieME's picture VPIhokieME
'_'
| 5 years 7 months # ^

there's always someone....

Onward and upward

AssPocketFullOWhiskey's picture AssPocketFullOWhiskey
DON'TNEEDNOSTINKING⭐
| 5 years 7 months # ^

This is also true.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Mike06's picture Mike06 | 5 years 7 months #

Pat Narduzzi fires underperforming coordinators. Am I doing this right?

Succinct's picture Succinct | 5 years 7 months # ^

Back2VT's picture Back2VT
BEER ME
| 5 years 7 months #

Pat Narduzzi is puzzled.

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Frosty's dad's picture Frosty's dad
FROSTY IS A BEAR
| 5 years 7 months #

Pat Narduzzi more annoying than the telemarketer for extended car warranties and he is about as useful as the help deck person from Verizon.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

PhantomJB93's picture PhantomJB93 | 5 years 7 months #

Justin Fuente has single handedly nuked the Virginia Tech Football Program...and Pat Narduzzi is STILL a worse coach.

vtandy's picture vtandy | 5 years 7 months # ^

At this point I'd put them on equal footing.

HokieDoug96's picture HokieDoug96
| 5 years 7 months # ^

Boooooo. It's Pat Fucking Narduzzi. You take that back - Narduzzi is lower than the lowest piece of whale shit in the deepest trench in the ocean. Fuente may not be Nick Saban, but Narduzzi is.... himself.

vtandy's picture vtandy | 5 years 7 months # ^

As people, I totally agree.

As head coaches, I think they're on the same level of terribleness.

Rayo's picture Rayo
| 5 years 7 months #

Fuck Pat Narduzzi

KopHokie's picture KopHokie | 5 years 7 months #

Pat Narduzzi is not used to playing a team whose fans dislike their own coach more than him, he finds it very confusing

hokie07ME's picture hokie07ME | 5 years 7 months #

Pat Narduzzi put up, let me check my math here, yep, zero points against Tech last year.

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

JASONinARLINGTON's picture JASONinARLINGTON | 5 years 7 months #

Fuck him right in the mouth.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

H_ighlander_okie's picture H_ighlander_okie | 5 years 7 months # ^

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

Max Power's picture Max Power | 5 years 7 months #

Fuck Pat Narduzzi

"Give me a fu¢king beer", Anonymous Genius

gjpvt09's picture gjpvt09 | 5 years 7 months #

Pat Narduzzi once swatted the controller away from his dad while he was playing FIFA, giving up a game winning goal for a championship in a lesser known league that he worked really hard for.

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

vtnerf's picture vtnerf
🏌️‍♂️⛳🍀🍺
| 5 years 7 months #

Pat thinks he makes the best cheesesteak.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
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Johnny P.'s picture Johnny P. | 5 years 7 months # ^

And he's never been to John's Roast Pork.

JP

hokie07ME's picture hokie07ME | 5 years 7 months #

Pat Narduzzi bitches to the refs so much that ACCN game crews say things like, "With how much the NC State coach is talking to the refs, you'd think it was Pat Narduzzi down there"

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TouchdownTech's picture TouchdownTech | 5 years 7 months #

Pat Narduzzi refers to himself as The Nard Dog

1-0 every week

SoupHokie09's picture SoupHokie09
SOUP OR SALAD?
| 5 years 7 months # ^

Not So Hot Take: The worst character on The Office

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

gobble gobble chumps's picture gobble gobble chumps
PLS
| 5 years 7 months # ^

of the regulars with an actual plotline, sure. Todd Packer much more annoying

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

SoupHokie09's picture SoupHokie09
SOUP OR SALAD?
| 5 years 7 months # ^

oh yea... he was so bad I blocked him out...

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

AssPocketFullOWhiskey's picture AssPocketFullOWhiskey
DON'TNEEDNOSTINKING⭐
| 5 years 7 months #

Pat Narduzzi.

That's it. That's the comment. Fuck that guy!

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

SevenLayersofPlayers's picture SevenLayersofPlayers
669TH MEMBER OF TKPC
| 5 years 7 months #

Eat shit Pitt.

Back2VT's picture Back2VT
BEER ME
| 5 years 7 months # ^

The one thing the cuzins do right....

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

griggma's picture griggma | 5 years 7 months #

Fat Nadsduzzi

HorseOnATreadmill's picture HorseOnATreadmill
| 5 years 7 months #

Patrick Regan Narduzzi anagrams to Nu Era Dirtpacking ZZar

07Hokie's picture 07Hokie
STATS AND DOG SPORTS
| 5 years 7 months #

For Pat

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear's picture It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear
PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!
| 5 years 7 months # ^

Always a leg for the bad boy of mascotery

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

HokieRif's picture HokieRif
| 5 years 7 months #

Pat Narduzzi thinks Justin Fuente has done a terrific job at Virginia Tech

8300A_Hokie'12's picture 8300A_Hokie'12
🏝NO BAD DAYS🏖🤙
| 5 years 7 months #

Fuck Pat Nardouchey. That bastard is going to beat Tech this weekend and be all smug about it. Probably say some shit like "that'll teach them for all that PI in 2016." while all his guys did all night was get away with PI and a chop block or two. Fuck that guy...

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Rockypere77's picture Rockypere77 | 5 years 7 months #

Nuck Fardouche

Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens

Musky's picture Musky | 5 years 7 months #

CJF is Nardouchey on qualudes.

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

NewSalemHokie's picture NewSalemHokie | 5 years 7 months #

Pat Naduzzi once wrote a scathing critique on Rotten Tomatoes about the movie Road House. His last comment was what kind of damn movie has the hero, Brad Wesley, get killed at end and the blonde chick was flat chested.

If there is no enemy within the enemy outside can do us no harm.

SevenLayersofPlayers's picture SevenLayersofPlayers
669TH MEMBER OF TKPC
| 5 years 7 months #

Fuck Pitt. That is all.

Succinct's picture Succinct | 5 years 7 months # ^

I'm not on Twitter but it would be awesome to have assembled in one place all of Oscar Bradburn's most savage tweets, and this one would be at the top.

Max Power's picture Max Power | 5 years 7 months #

Pat Narduzzi doesn't wash his hands after taking a shit

"Give me a fu¢king beer", Anonymous Genius

Jander75's picture Jander75 | 5 years 7 months # ^

Well if you use a bidet and dont wipe...

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

heuplek's picture heuplek
🗿
| 5 years 7 months # ^

Patt Narduzzi doesn't wipe after using a bidet and walks around with a wet ass.

(add if applicable) /s

HomebrewHokie08's picture HomebrewHokie08
🍺MAKES "BEER" ⚗️🦃
| 5 years 7 months # ^

Pat Narduzzi thinks its so great that the Europeans have drinking fountains right in the bathroom.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

hokieforever12's picture hokieforever12
| 5 years 7 months #

fuck pat narduzzi, but I'm debating not watching this game..........who am I kidding I'm a masochist, I'll watch

07Hokie's picture 07Hokie
STATS AND DOG SPORTS
| 5 years 7 months # ^

One of my friends on the collegiate quizbowl circuit has three standing rules of competition:

Winning beats losing.
Losing beats getting stomped.
Getting stomped still beats not playing.

Even if the results don't go the way I would like, I'm gonna watch. Hell, I watched every game of the James Johnson era. I knew we were going to lose. I enjoyed the wins when they came.

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

vtce2000's picture vtce2000 | 5 years 7 months #

Pat Narduzzi doesn't wear a mask or wash his hands during a pandemic

‘11 and ‘12 Hokie's picture ‘11 and ‘12 Hokie | 5 years 7 months #

Pat devotes 98% of practice to how to complain to the refs drills & 2% to scuffing the turf with cleats drills

Hokie Club member since 2017, TriumphNIL subscriber since 2023

Football school, Women’s basketball school

hokie07ME's picture hokie07ME | 5 years 7 months #

Pat doesn't know how to use his words to say he needs to peepee

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99Hokie4Life's picture 99Hokie4Life
| 5 years 7 months # ^

gjpvt09's picture gjpvt09 | 5 years 7 months # ^

Daniel Tiger says use your words!

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Succinct's picture Succinct | 5 years 7 months #

Pat Nardouchey brings a suitcase full of extra headsets to the sidelines at every game.

NY Hokie 30's picture NY Hokie 30 | 5 years 7 months #

Pat Narduzzi guarantees his team won't commit false starts.

HokieAlum6144's picture HokieAlum6144
| 5 years 7 months #

Pat Narduzzi is upset that he isn't the most hated Coach in the ACC anymore.

Johnny P.'s picture Johnny P. | 5 years 7 months #

Pat Narduzzi is often identified as the fishing buddy of other coaches I'm hating on.

JP

IfishVTIam's picture IfishVTIam
| 5 years 7 months # ^

Now wait a goldarned minute. Don't bring religion into this.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

VPIhokieME's picture VPIhokieME
'_'
| 5 years 7 months #

Since this is a hatin' on thread this is the best place to ask. What is the big Twitter beef between TKP and sons of Saturday that I've been seeing references to all day?

Onward and upward

3rdGenVTEngr's picture 3rdGenVTEngr | 5 years 7 months # ^

French hates Josh Parcell. Josh Parcell joins Sons of Saturday.

Can't spell DBU without Bud

VTCC-69's picture VTCC-69
| 5 years 7 months #

Pat Narduzzi is Pat Narduzzi. Enough said.

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

APrimusHokie's picture APrimusHokie | 5 years 7 months #

Narduzzi hates kittens😨

The taste is so divine
A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
You can't kill me that easily

IfishVTIam's picture IfishVTIam
| 5 years 7 months # ^

Well, they do grow up to be cats, don't they?

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

VTCC-69's picture VTCC-69
| 5 years 7 months # ^

Cats are the reason the Romans invented catapults, a weapon of catastrophic destruction.

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

hokie07ME's picture hokie07ME | 5 years 7 months #

Pat Narduzzi corrects people on the pronunciation of his name: "It's actually, NAR-DUTZ-EE, you don't say PEE-ZAH, do you?"

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hokie07ME's picture hokie07ME | 5 years 7 months #

Pat uses the phrase "Watch that first step, it's a Narduzzi" and then is still laughing about it to himself 30 minutes later.

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HomebrewHokie08's picture HomebrewHokie08
🍺MAKES "BEER" ⚗️🦃
| 5 years 7 months #

The Narduzzi is the name of the skate stunt where you try to grind a rail and fall straddling said rail.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.