Rick Stockstill leaves his shopping cart in the middle of the aisle when he goes to another aisle...AND Rick Stockstill leaves his shopping cart in an empty parking space instead of pushing it to a cart return
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so the guy we dismantled, without a proper offseason last year, gets the start against us after we HAVE had a proper offseason and just destroyed the hopes of a Heisman hopeful?
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Who? Rick is that creepy guy in town that drives a windowless van that everyone calls hotdog guy. So he put hot dog guy on his van, but you've never seen him sell any hot dogs.
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I hope they are both French and it's just alter egos. The other is just French's burner account where he can say diabolical things about his affinity for cheese, then he can jump on the official handle and argue against it. Some people just like to see the world burn.
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After the Pitt game a couple years back I thought about making a FfrenchontheBench account to occasional post about the wonderful uses off cheese and the miracle that is Top Gun
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There's an old guy in our town, who I'm pretty sure is slightly senile, that drove an old windowless van with Hotdog Man on the sides but I never saw him sell any hot dogs ever. Also I'm pretty sure I'm of no relationship to the other French, big fan of his stuff though! I'm a dairy farmer so I do love good cheese
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When Rick Stockwell picks some one up at the airport he proceeds to point out all the strip clubs Adam "Pacman" Jones was arrested at for fighting on the entire ride to Murfreesboro. When asked why he knows this he shrugs and "there's not that much entertainment around these parts."
EDIT: stupid auto correct
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Rick Stockstill thinks it's a great strategy to just go 3-and-out while running minimal time off the clock whenever he gets the ball inside of 2 minutes left in the first half, so that the other team won't score on a pick-6 or anything.
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Rick Stockstill doesn't believe that everyone (and I mean everyone) had to Google "Middle Tennessee State football coach" just to come up with his name.
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Not only that, Rick Stockstill plays in the foursome behind you that takes their Par 3 tee shots while you're still on the green. Partly because he knows he won't hit the green; partly because he gets a kick out of scaring you half to death.
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Rick Stockstill wants all current players and coaching staff to call him "Pretty Ricky". He wants to generate the same energy that Enter Sandman provides at Lane Stadium by playing Pretty Ricky songs on gameday......
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Probably not. They have been trending downward recently, and loaded up on post-COVID transfers like Bailey Hockman from N.C. State.
You can look at the final score against Monmouth (a decent FCS team, that even when ranked #11 two years ago still got beat by like 50 by JMU) but it's misleading. Middle Tennessee was only up 28-15 going into the fourth and had two non-offensive TDs.
Yes it's absolutely a trap game and the team needs to prepare for it, yes I am scared any time a team not named Bama is 20 point favorites - but we should be fine.
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Last year they:
lost to Army 42-0
lost to Troy 47-14
lost to UTSA 37-35
lost to WKY 20-17
beat FIU 31-28
lost to North TX 52-35
beat rice 40-34
lost to Marshall 42-14
beat Troy 20-17
they were not good but they were less not good at the end of the year. No idea what that all means. I just hope the team shows up with the same fire and intensity they showed against UNC. If they do that and execute at a high level I hope this game is over by half time. If they come out flat or "hungover" or look un-inspired then this could be ugly (though, I suspect we will still win). I'd much rather win 56-10 than 17-10 but a win is a win, right?
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Rick Stockstill thinks Middle Tennessee is so unknown because everyone pays attention to their sister universities, Oldest Tennessee and Youngest Tennessee.
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Rick Stockstill thinks having an anonymous job and raking in $901,504 per year in the middle of bum fuck nowhere is pretty good life and those of you on The Key Play need to shut the hell up before somebody finds out.
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I can't hate on someone I literally know nothing about.
Hmmmmm mm mm......... Yes, you can.
Sure ya can, I literally do this any time I am forced to go to a grocery store
"STOP LEAVING YOU SHOPPING CART IN THE MIDDLE OF AISLE WHILE YOU GOTO ANOTHER AISLE! THEY HAVE WHEELS, ITS NOT LIKE YOU HAVE YO CARRY THEM!"
Yup, checks out.
Rick Stockstill leaves his shopping cart in the middle of the aisle when he goes to another aisle...AND Rick Stockstill leaves his shopping cart in an empty parking space instead of pushing it to a cart return
This describes half of America.
Half of America are terrible people then
Who?
For what it is worth, the Hockman kid that played QB for NC State in the opener last year is their QB.
The one who started or the one who actually moved the ball against us?
The starter who was not very good is the guy at MSTU. The guy who did well was Devin Leary, and as far as I am aware is still at N.C. State
Lol, this is perfect. Please do not fix this!
so the guy we dismantled, without a proper offseason last year, gets the start against us after we HAVE had a proper offseason and just destroyed the hopes of a Heisman hopeful?
You'd think he'd look at a schedule before committing to a school.
Who? Rick is that creepy guy in town that drives a windowless van that everyone calls hotdog guy. So he put hot dog guy on his van, but you've never seen him sell any hot dogs.
I don't know what to make of this.
Two different Frenches comment directly after me.
I drive a windowless van with Hot Dog Hut on it, but I do sell hot dogs.
So I think I'm not that creepy guy Frencht18 is talking about, but I'm not sure.
What I do know is that the questions raised here are far more interesting than whoever Rick Stockstill is.
I'm thinkin you need to bring your rig to Lot 18.........
You interested in some free candy?
I hope they are both French and it's just alter egos. The other is just French's burner account where he can say diabolical things about his affinity for cheese, then he can jump on the official handle and argue against it. Some people just like to see the world burn.
After the Pitt game a couple years back I thought about making a FfrenchontheBench account to occasional post about the wonderful uses off cheese and the miracle that is Top Gun
There's an old guy in our town, who I'm pretty sure is slightly senile, that drove an old windowless van with Hotdog Man on the sides but I never saw him sell any hot dogs ever. Also I'm pretty sure I'm of no relationship to the other French, big fan of his stuff though! I'm a dairy farmer so I do love good cheese
I saw this thread and my first reaction was, "Who tf is Rick Stockstill?"
Rick Stockstill enjoys basking in his own farts
Who doesn't?
Rick Stockstill refuses to wear his heart on his sleeve. He prefers, instead to use his hat...
Oh, the MTness inside.
I want to laugh, but I can't stop groaning. Take your daggone leg. 🍗
Rick rhymes with Dick. Rick is a Dick.
Rick Stockstill still has Sam Howell as his heisman favorite
Rick Stockstill anagrams to "Krill Cock Tits" lol
And also "Crocks Kilt List" "Crock Kills Tits"
#SaveTheTatas
That is a man that has never hugged his son
When Rick Stockwell picks some one up at the airport he proceeds to point out all the strip clubs Adam "Pacman" Jones was arrested at for fighting on the entire ride to Murfreesboro. When asked why he knows this he shrugs and "there's not that much entertainment around these parts."
EDIT: stupid auto correct
Rick Stockstill is so anonymous, KingJames thinks his name is Rick Stockwell
Rick Stockwell anagrams to Elk Cocks Twirl.
Rick Stockstill will not shut up about cryptocurrencies.
Rick Stockstill would get fully dipped if Joe would take payment in Bitcoins
Rick Stockstill thinks it's a great strategy to just go 3-and-out while running minimal time off the clock whenever he gets the ball inside of 2 minutes left in the first half, so that the other team won't score on a pick-6 or anything.
Rick Stockstill doesn't believe that everyone (and I mean everyone) had to Google "Middle Tennessee State football coach" just to come up with his name.
Even students at MTSU had to Google thier coach's name.
Rick Stockstill will correct you and tell you that based on the official colors he coaches the Royal Blue Raiders.
Rick Stockstill refuses to enjoy wins and complains about 50/50 decisions that he would have made differently.
Rick Stockstill thinks Mac Brown is a fun-loving coach and a cool customer on the sidelines.
Rick Stockstill doesn't know who Rick Stockstill is.
When asked which coach he most admired, Rick Stockstill said "Pat Narduzzi".
Did you mean CHRIS BICKELL '97 HEAD FOOTBALL COACH PAT NARDUZZI?
Rick Stockstill wishes chris bickell was a MTSU alum who could give him a cool title like pat narduzzi has
Ummm, how about the Bill Boner '67 Head Coach Rick Stockstill?
Bill Boner notified the MTSU AD he is willing to cover Rick Stockstill's buyout
For $20 million, I'm guessing he'd take it.
Rick Stockstill sleeps with a "shirtless boyfriend pillow".
Rick Stockstill wanted to be a rock star and actor on a soap opera in the 80's. He also wishes he had Jessie's Girl.
Rick Stockstill demands immediately after meeting him that you call him Ricky.
Rick Stockstill constantly interrupts film study with "Never Gonna Give You Up" and laughs way too hard after he shouts "you've been Rick Rolled!"
Rick Stockstill thinks the coaching carousel is like the transfer portal for coaches and is wondering how to get on it.
I had to google Rick Stockstill to see if he was even worth hating on.
Turns out the only criterion is coaching an opponent.
Rick Stockstill puts all his battleship pieces in one big clump
And then tells you you missed after you got a hit in the middle of the board on your first shot
Richard Stockstill is not recognized by auto-correct, even though he violated the empty state U nepotism policy.
Coach Stockstill says most people call him Rick and those who know him really well call him Dick.
Coach Stockstill cackles loudly at himself after saying this, often with a captive audience to his own unironic navel-gazing.
Coach Rick subscribes to the Sark school of math and think over half the schools lose their opening games.
Rick Stockstill attended the Mack Brown school of playing Enter Sandman at practice thinking it'll prepare his team for playing in Lane Stadium.
Rick Stockstill does not repair his ball mark.
Not only that, Rick Stockstill plays in the foursome behind you that takes their Par 3 tee shots while you're still on the green. Partly because he knows he won't hit the green; partly because he gets a kick out of scaring you half to death.
Rick Stockstill doesn't give you the 8 inch putt because he 'wants you to earn it'
When sitting in traffic Rick Stockstill says "man this traffic really is at a stockstill!"
Rick is a laughing stock(still)
Rick Stockstill wonders why it burns when he pees.
Rick Stockstill thinks #SELFIE qualifies as actual music.
Rick Stockstill has apparently changed his name to Turd Furguson.
It's a funny name
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Rick Stockstill wants all current players and coaching staff to call him "Pretty Ricky". He wants to generate the same energy that Enter Sandman provides at Lane Stadium by playing Pretty Ricky songs on gameday......
Whenever Rick Stockstill wins a football game he makes a point to let the opposing coach know that he was "Rick Rolled" at the post game handshake
Is MTSU any good? serious question
Probably not. They have been trending downward recently, and loaded up on post-COVID transfers like Bailey Hockman from N.C. State.
You can look at the final score against Monmouth (a decent FCS team, that even when ranked #11 two years ago still got beat by like 50 by JMU) but it's misleading. Middle Tennessee was only up 28-15 going into the fourth and had two non-offensive TDs.
Yes it's absolutely a trap game and the team needs to prepare for it, yes I am scared any time a team not named Bama is 20 point favorites - but we should be fine.
Last year they:
lost to Army 42-0
lost to Troy 47-14
lost to UTSA 37-35
lost to WKY 20-17
beat FIU 31-28
lost to North TX 52-35
beat rice 40-34
lost to Marshall 42-14
beat Troy 20-17
they were not good but they were less not good at the end of the year. No idea what that all means. I just hope the team shows up with the same fire and intensity they showed against UNC. If they do that and execute at a high level I hope this game is over by half time. If they come out flat or "hungover" or look un-inspired then this could be ugly (though, I suspect we will still win). I'd much rather win 56-10 than 17-10 but a win is a win, right?
Rick Stickstill's team only ran for 89 yards against Monmouth.
I was unaware that Monmouth fielded a football team until I looked at this thread.
No /s here.
I actually did know that Monmouth fielded a football team because I know that former Dallas wide out Miles Austin played for Monmouth.
Rick Stockstill wears a mask in his car.
Rick Stockstill doesn;t know what a spurtle is.
Rick Stockstill didn't let his kids watch Mr. Rogers. Even the crayon factory episode!
Rick Stockstill stole my horses Ivermectin. He doesn't feel any better but at least he doesn't have worms now.
This is unacceptable. Rick Slackdill is unacceptable. If anyone needs me I'll be in the angry dome
But did he have worms before?
Rick Stockstill thinks Middle Tennessee is so unknown because everyone pays attention to their sister universities, Oldest Tennessee and Youngest Tennessee.
I want to make some fallic jokes because his name rhymes with d*ck and c*ck but I'm not going to point that out on here
*phallic
damn my public school education
Rick Stockstill misspells penis synonyms.
Rick Stockstill filled out a Big12 application for MTSU
I don't get it. Why are we Hatin' On a Medal of Honor recipient?
Rick Stockstill is upset he can't crack the UNC pipeline to Bishop Sycamore
Rick Stillstock doesn't like french fries
Whoa! Too far!
Edit: Aw crap, I read it as "Rick Stillstock doesn't like French." Sorry for the overreaction, I'm really not that attached to fries.
Rick Stillstock dares you to say his name three times fast.
Rick Stickstack
Rack Stackstock
Rill Stillthrill
Rock Outofstock
Woke Tiktok
whatever this guy's name is, he's gonna lose on Saturday.
Rock Riprock is his Flintstones name.
We can still hate on this guy, right?
Rick Stockstill thinks having an anonymous job and raking in $901,504 per year in the middle of bum fuck nowhere is pretty good life and those of you on The Key Play need to shut the hell up before somebody finds out.
OK, well, he's got us there. That's good work if you can find it.
let him try, I don't care
Rick Stockstill's TKP account located.
Edit: Meant as a reply above
Rick Stockstill is not on team cake or team pie.
He's on team quiche.
Rick Stockstill only shaves in the rain with his Bell + Howell Tac Shaver
Rick Stockstill saw the tweet from rebmcveigh, knew instantly there was a connection and wants to ask her out.
Googled this, couldn't find anything, what am I missing?
https://twitter.com/unnecroughness/status/1435614731306471435?s=21
Oh yeah, I saw that on reddit. My response:
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HODL deez L's
#AMC #Stock(still)
Rick Stockstill NEVER spares a square.
Rick Stockstill put all of his savings into GME and AMC and promptly proclaimed to the world that he is now Rick Stonkstill.
Rick Stockstill is so irrelevant, we didn't get a "Foe"rensic for MTSU
Rick Stockstill doesn't merit a mini-primer.