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Brian Kelly does not tip at restaurants.
Brian Kelly refuses to pick up his dog's poop on walks. Says it bad for his health.
Brian Kelly does not own a dog.
Brian Kelly killed a kid.
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Brian Kelly literally had a kid die due to his negligence.
Just came here to make sure this was up. Carry on.
Then maybe he could help us with our execution problems.
Plaid. very underrated comment.
Brian Kelly thinks it's funny to joke about executing all of his players.
That actually was funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG6DifUtPvs
But given his track record-was he actually joking....?
Brian Kelly sees bearcats and hokies in his sleep. And then doesn't sleep.
Does he sleep with one eye open? Perhaps, gripping his pillow tight?
Brian Kelly really knows how to execute a joke.
Brian Kelly killed a kid.
Brian Kelly can't grow a beard, and it made him mad enough to kill a kid. So he did.
He managed decent scruff once and everyone thought he was ND's fighting elf mascot
Brian Kelly killed a kid
Brian Kelly always double parks, doesn't return his shopping cart, and goes through the express lane with a full cart. Basically he is just an asshole.
Brian Kelly killed a kid but was happy cause he got the video he needed to maintain his coaching mediocrity
Bryan Kelly doesn't know he spells his name wrong.
Actually he spells Brian the correct way, probably the only thing he does correct...
"In Ireland, it's more commonly used in the form of "Bryan" or in the form of "O'Brien," meaning son of Brien."
Ireland is older than America, therefore, Bryans reign supreme.
Brian Kelly thinks as long as you start a scholarship program in their name you can kill off your employees.
I do not like Brian Kelly.
Brian Kelly claims his personal vehicle on his taxes for non-business related expenses.
Oh, not sure if it's been said, he also killed a kid.
Brian Kelly is a hobbit motherf***er who gives used spurtles and alien tape for Christmas.
He comments about executing his team after he killed a kid and thinks he is funny.
😂😂😂😂
Yeah, that is my new favorite insult. HokeiEnginerd and I like to watch the Try Channel on YouTube (Irish people trying random stuff) and one of the Irish girls was drunk and called somebody a hobbit motherf***er and I decided that I must add that to my list.
Brian Kelly wears lifts in his shoes so that LancerHokie doesn't call him a hobbit motherf***er 😂😂😂
Brian Kelly firmly believes that it's not weird that his face is purple during games
Bryan Kelly fucking sucks. That's all the creativity he deserves in an insult. Except that "Bryan Kelly fucking sucks" is not an insult, it's high praise, for him.
Has anyone mentioned that he killed a kid?
This thread is brutal and hilarious. And I love it. Because Brian Kelly killed a kid. And fuck Notre Dame.
Brian Kelly doesn't use deodorant. He feels people prefer his musk.
Stop me if you've heard this one before...Brian Kelly killed a kid
Brian Kelly doesn't use turn signals. Says it's not anyone else's business where he is going.
Brian Kelly....learned to drive in Maryland?
Brian Kelly goes to the moon bounce at the fall festival and blows his nose on kids' socks.
And he killed a kid.
Brian Kelly goes to the community pool and hangs out in the locker room. He goes through unlocked lockers to steal personal items.
And he killed a kid.
Brian Kelly is a smug piece of shit with no regard anything other than his own ego. Fuck him .....and Fuck Notre Dame
Given the option to use a drone to record practice, Brian Kelly would still choose to put a student on a scissor lift outside of wind limits.
Brian Kelly would also completely deflect responsibility if anything went wrong.
This is entirely hypothetical, in keeping with the spirit of this thread. We're just having fun. Brian Kelly wouldn't actually be THAT big of an asshole, right?
Brian Kelly celebrates the battle of Kinsale.
And he killed a kid.
Well, thanks for this, just spent the last ten minutes reading about this battle. Leg
Brian Kelly claims his striking resemblance to the Fighting Irish mascot is purely coincidental.
Brian Kelly is the next coach up, therefore I hate him ... plus he is the coach of notre dame.
Tombstone always gets a leg
Brian Kelly refuses to mask up in airports.
Brian Kelly killed a kid. Fucker.
Brian Kelly delays your flight by 30 minutes arguing over having to wear a mask on the plane. He decides to sit stone cold silent, staring off into space while flight attendants and passengers try to convince him to put his mask on. Armed guards board the plane to come in to take him. He immediately pulls a mask out of his pocket and puts it on. He is removed anyways without resistance. Passengers cheer.
The plane is now delayed another 30 minutes as it has to get back into line. Passengers groan.
And when he DOES wear a mask, he wears it below his nose, making it a pointless exercise.
Brian Kelly takes a paper towel off of the towel holder in the employee lunch room by grabbing it with his wet hands.
Brian Kelly takes the entire stack from the employee lunch room, hours back to his office, and throws it all in the trash.
And he killed a kid.
Brian Kelly references the Battle of Clontarf when discussing Minnesota football.
And he killed a kid.
Brian Kelly stays unmuted while chewing noisily during conference calls.
And he killed a kid.
Brian Kelly parks in handicapped spaces. When challenged by a mom driving her wheelchair-bound child, he tells her "you don't look handicapped to me."
Also, he killed a kid.
Brian Kelly thinks the Marines should have thrown the babies back over the wall at HKIA.
Because he did kill a kid.
Brian Kelly only shops at grocery stores that put wheel locks on the shopping carts. He takes them out of the lot so they lock, and throws then into the drainage ditch. Because if he can't take it all the way home, then you don't get to use it either.
In addition, he killed a kid.
Brian Kelly goes into Irish pubs and orders a "Smith-wicks."
When the barkeep says "you mean a Smitticks?", Kelly says he really wants a Miller Light.
On top of that, he killed a kid.
Brian Kelly has been Notre Dame's coach longer than anyone except Knute Rockne and hasn't won a national championship.
Brian Kelly has to yell "Brilliant!" anytime someone orders Guinness.
Including when he orders one himself.
Brian Kelly thinks he's playing against USC this weekend
Brian Kelly let DJ Uiagalelei throw for 400 yards
And he killed a kid
Brian Kelly thinks Notre Dame should switch their official color to Kelly Green so he can have a good lasting legacy at ND.
Brian Kelly enjoys tweets by Pete Moris
And the brisket and Mac and cheese that he posted last night.... https://twitter.com/petemoris/status/1444793634264690700?s=21
Brian Kelly thinks Pete Moris really executes the internet.
Be easy on him, it's Indiana. I'm sure that passes for good BBQ up there.
Nooooooooo
Even though Brian Kelly has more wins now as a head coach at Notre Dame, he couldn't hold Knute Rockne's jock.
Also, Brian Kelly killed a kid.
Rockne's Jockne
Did you say Brian Kelly?? Brian. Kelly?!?
Kelly comma Brian???
Brian Kelly treats his foot fungus by slathering it with Crisco. Then walks around in your house barefoot.
Plus, he killed a kid.
Brian Kelly crashes parties, and steals silverware as a trophy.
What's more, he killed a kid.
Brian Kelly when asked what has attributed to his newfound anger management and control of emotional outbursts on the sidelines responded with one word. "Quaaludes". He also admitted that Cincinnati was a trap game before playing Virginia Tech and he was unprepared. He also killed a kid.
Brian Kelly requested that IOSHA spend the $77,500 fine to buy him two more scissor lifts.
Because he doesn't care that he killed a kid.
"Brian Kelly Killed A Kid" anagrams to "Like Dad Kink Liberally".
I'll take "Things I Never Expected To Type Today" for $1000, Alex.
Don't judge me, judge Brian Kelly - He's the one with the alleged dad kink. Plus he also killed a kid.
Brian Kelly doesn't think Rudy was offsides.
Plus, he killed a kid.
Keeping with the Rudy theme, if Brian Kelly coached Rudy, he would've put him in a scissor lift. That movie would've sucked.
(Touchdown) Jesus Christ...I can't stop laughing at this one. 😂🤣
But you know what's not a laughing matter...? Killing a kid. Which Brian Kelly did.
Much grittier and more realistic than the actual Rudy movie.
Same ending though; Rudy was still off the side, and there's a completely pointless appearance of a rambling wreck.
Brian Kelly thinks getting really overrated every year and getting smacked back down in the rankings is the meaning of the phrase "Irish goodbye".
Also didn't he get some kid killed due to negligence?
Just here to make sure we've covered that Brian killed a kid because he's a fuckstick jackwagon.
When reminded that he killed a kid, Brian Kelly snaps back by saying he "only" killed a young adult.
I usually don't participate in these hatin' on threads....
But Brian Kelly fucking killed a kid.
Brian Kelly liked the first Suicide Squad movie more than the second.
I can't bring myself to even see the 2nd one due to how terrible the 1st one was.
The James Gunn one is worth a watch. Much better.
Seconded, is also probably also the best of the DC movies, post the Nolan films of course.
Brian Kelly refer to his videographers as his own suicide squad.
Mirror Universe Brian Kelly has a goatee, remains calm under pressure, and is a pediatric heart surgeon saving children's lives every day.
But this universe's Brian Kelly killed a kid.
Brian Kelly doesn't use his turn signal on 81
Fuck Brian Kelly!!
Also Brian Kelly killed a kid
Does he even know he has one, let alone where it is in his car?
Brian Kelly only uses his turn signals when it's raining, because he always thinks they're the windshield wipers.
Brian Kelley only uses his head to get haircuts.
And he killed a kid.
Brian Kelly killed a kid and thought he could make it all better by putting a shamrock sticker on a football helmet with Declan's initials.
In the same year that Kelly killed a kid, he ordered a player to coverup a sexual assault. Lizzy Seeberg ended up committing suicide 10 days after she accused Prince Shembo of raping her.
I don't know that I had heard that story. That's also completely fucked. Fuck that guy with a garden rake.
Now only partly because he killed a kid.
Same. I read it when I googled the first kid he killed. Apparently there was a big coverup at ND and it only really surfaced when Prince was going through the draft process. He was never charged, but several years later he was charged with beating his girlfriend's dog to death.
In conclusion, fuck Notre Dame and fuck Brian Kelly.
Holy shit I didn't know that. Looked it up, and it certainly looks like some of the articles definitely had some..... influences
Brian Kelly used to be a driving instructor in Maryland.
Which may mean he's killed more than the one kid.
Brian Kelly peels price stickers off the most expensive items in the store, leaves the items on the shelf, and uses the stickers to overprice kids toys.
And he killed a kid.
Brian Kelly catfished Manti Te'o.
FTFY.
savage
oh my god
You've been putting in WORK in this thread, I love it
sidenote: I'm having a hard time thinking of a better Hatin' On thread than this one. We have been as merciless in this thread as I want the team to be Saturday night
Fun fact? I don't particularly dislike Notre Dame, university or football. I'm a little jealous of their sweetheart TV deal, and that's about it.
Brian Kelly is very easy to hate. Plus, he killed a kid.
me either, and agreed
Crazy that he even knows how to execute a catfish.
Brian Kelly is definitely the one who farted in the OP picture.
Then he blames the dog, and then kills it by putting it in a scissor lift during a hurricane
That photo makes it look more like a shart.
I dont know if its been said but brian kelly killed a kid
Brian Kelly hopes his team executes as well as the Murdaughs.
He should know, he killed a kid.
Brian Kelly lets his kids use Facebook.
Brian Kelly steals moonbounce socks because he "doesn't like port-a-john TP." He screams himself purple in the face blaming the child when he accidentally grabs a sock he already blew his nose in.
What's more, he killed a kid.
Brian Kelly knows that a potato a day will keep the doctor away, but he refuses to buy the Ultimate Irish Potato Peeler. Worse yet, his grandma has arthritis and he won't get her the Irish Prep Bowl. Worse yet he killed a kid.
Brian Kelly and Charlie Weis go to the same barber. The only way the barber can tell them apart is the fact that Brian Kelly once killed a kid.
via GIPHY
Brian Kelly browses TKP anonymously and then complains that the format is hard to track what's new and what isn't.
(Looking at you coworkers)
Brian Kelly not only prefers the prequels to the original trilogy, he likes the Special Edition with CGI Jabba and Greedo shooting.
He also prefers the walkie-talkie version of ET.
Not to mention, he killed a kid.
Brian Kelly's favorite scene of the prequels
Brian Kelly schedules early morning meetings and does not offer to bring donuts or chik-fil-a.
Brian Kelly schedules a lunch & learn, without the lunch. Then says, I thought it was BYOL, bring your own lunch.
Brian Kelly once ate pop tarts at the beginning of a meeting, and left his crumbs all over the conference room table.
Brian Kelly advised that using a 25ft scissor lift to install conduit in a 35ft tall gymnasium is fine, as long as the field team stands on top of the scissor lift. "I've only had 1 fatality as manager, and OSHA didn't record it."
Brian Kelly has yet to get vaccinated from COVID 19, but is the only technician on staff, that can fix a controls box at a [hospital] facility, which mandates vaccinations by Oct 1. When the company lost the contract on October 1, he reminded everyone, that he's only seen 1 death on the job "and it wasn't from corn teening." Maybe it's a true story, I'm not saying it isn't, or the fact that said person may still be employed after the company lost a $1M+ contract, but Brian Kelly killed a kid and still has a job. *shrug emoji*
Brian Kelly uses commonly known acronyms and then spells them out for folks because he assumes they don't know what they mean
Rudy was offside
Touchdown Jesus reiterates he's Jewish after watching ND
Brian Kelly killed a kid
Brian Kelly is glad that Mike's went out of business, and hopes an Applebee's moves into the location.
And he killed a kid.
Brian Kelly thinks Urban Meyer was just defending his personal space in that bar last week.
Brian Kelly is jealous of Urban Meyer - he wishes that was him on that barstool
Brian Kelly wishes he was Urban Meyer's barstool.
Brian Kelly killed a kid
Brian Kelly thinks Coach Corn is the best OC in the land and plans to hire him at the end of the year.
Coach Corn has never killed a kid though.
Brian Kelly has though
Would we really be hating on Brian Kelly if he was going to hire away Corn? I mean, if he hadn't killed a kid.
"One more jet sweep out of you and you're calling the next game from a scissor lift."
-Brian Kelly
Brian Kelly day dreams that he was Rudy, and that he wasn't actually offsides.
And that he wasn't a child murderer
Brian Kelly was responsible for Twitch's cybersecurity.
And he killed a kid.
But doesn't this make us like him then?
Brian Kelly wants to make Squid Game a real thing.
Probably because he killed a kid.
There's got to be a student on this forum getting ready to hold up a "Brian Kelly killed a kid" sign in front of Lane.
Have a ME student whip up a quick model scissor lift to attach the sign to and raise it over the crowd?
I like where this is going
Brian Kelly likes that date night at Applebee's song
That's why he wants it in place of Mike's.
Brian Kelly runs with scissor(lift)s
Brian Kelly walks around the NICU when he gets sick. Says it's too cold to walk outside.
If you didn't know, he killed a kid.
Brian Kelly wrote a letter to FIFA endorsing Qatar as a World Cup host.
And he killed a kid.
Brian Kelly wants the World Cup every 2 years. Scissors lifts will be needed.
Brian Kelly is a dick.
Every time on VT campus Brian Kelly is amazed by our wind tunnel.
Brian Kelly doesn't believe a horse should ever be on a treadmill.
But he's fine with a horse on a scissor lift
Brian Kelly..
An Anagram of Brian = Bairn
Bairn = Child
Brian Kelly killed a child
Bairnly lek
A childish, assembling for a competitive mating display.
Or to assemble a childish competitive mating display
One might need a scissor lift for that
Brian Kelly thinks Enter Sandman was by the Chordettes.
And he killed a kid.
Brian Kelly walks by the cheerleaders every week, smirking and saying "Kiss Me, I'm Irish."
Brian Kelly went to the Brian Kelly Smokehouse after his loss and did not encounter any woman who wanted to be seen with him.
Brian Kelly told Fuente to go up in the scissor lift
No comment necessary.......
So dancing like Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction is in again?
If it was Brian Kelly just killed it. He's an expert on that type of thing.
Lol... I saw the Brian Kelly hate thread was active and just knew it was gonna be about this. So cringe.
This is weird af
It's like the first video of him butt grinding a recruit wasn't enough. They had to go and do another one to prove the first wasn't creepy.
They've succeeded. The first one was weird. Now that they've done it twice, the second one becomes creepy. All going forward verge on 'wtf?'.
Can we please start a new thread though.
My eyes!!! How I wish I could unsee this!
I don't see any path where this marriage ends well. He just seams like he is trying way too hard to change his persona and it is coming across as a sad joke to most of us. I can't imagine that recruits are getting a kick out of this, but what do I know?
Ya gotta admit his dance moves are at least on par with his horrific, phony Cajun accent.
I usually cut people slack for speaking different in different settings. Growing up as a military brat, you have to be able to fit in and I can vary a Southern California accent and a Southern USA accent with the best of them. But yeah, he should probably have postponed his Cajun debut for a bit, and the dance moves permanently.