Hatin' On: Dino Babers

Dino Babers thinks he's superior to Dino Nuggets.

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Dino Babers sniffs his fingers

Onward and upward

Mostly when he's nervous...

Fire Whit.

Dino Babers thinks his seat is hotter than Fuente's

Let's Go

HOKIES

Dino's IS two whole spots hotter

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Football school, Women’s basketball school

Dino Babers thinks Justin Fuente should be handed a 10 year extension at Virginia Tech

Dino Babers anagrams to Absorbed In...which, judging by the embedded photo, it looks as though that's what his nose will be doing to his fingers.

“Also, a microwave has never danced it's ass off to Jackie Wilson.” - AssPocketFullOWhiskey

Dino Babers had to wait until Wednesday to be hated because we were all still hating on Justin Fuente.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Dino hasn't been cute since his Flintstone days.

Dino's parents wanted to name him after a purple dinosaur but Barney didn't exist yet.

Every time I hear his name I think of this

NOT THE MAMA! Recently introduced my kids to this, may or may not have taken a few bonks on the head with a toy frying pan as a result...

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

Dino Barbers thinks CJF has great clock management skills (and compared to Dino Barbers, he does)

Dino Babers is so irrelevant, some people think his name is Dino Barbers

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Also, Dino Barbers had the worst of all the cave man jobs.

Was hard to cut hair without scissors, and there was very low demand for barbers.

Dino Babers believes the Carrier Dome provides Syracuse with a strong recruiting advantage.

To quote the Brothers Osborne: "I'm Good For Some But I'm Not For Everyone"

Dino Babers told Whit Babcock that VTs offense is very adaptable and difficult to prepare for

Onward and upward

Dino Babers thinks Dabo Swinney has the dumbest sounding name of any ACC football coach

Dino Babers' buyout is worse than Justin Fuente(s)'

Didn't think it could be much worse. Wow. (Per Daily Orange)

Babers reportedly has four years remaining on a contract extension he signed two years ago, and a buyout could cost more than $17 million.

Fire Whit.

Off topic, but Jimbo Fisher's buyout is currently $95.6 million- almost inconceivable.

I knew it was high, but I was not aware that it was outrageous. That's just stupid money right there.

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

It goes deeper. The AD that made that contract is now with LSU, and the details are pretty crazy.

Fisher's buyout with the Aggies is the largest in college football history at $95.6 million, but according to contract language, is a one-sided clause and only paid out if Texas A&M fires its coach for on-field performance before the end of the deal.

In other words, Fisher is free to leave the Aggies for another job under no financial penalty for his future employer should he so choose. That individual power is part of the reason Texas A&M's terms were so salivating for Fisher when he decided to leave Florida State for the SEC program.

Ironically, Texas A&M's athletic director at the time was Scott Woodward, who now holds the same role at LSU and is leading the search.

Fire Whit.

I mean, how many coaches have won a national title? Saban, Dabo, Jimbo, Mack, and Orgeron. Jimbo isn't even top 5 highest paid coaches. That's if we agree to not really count Orgeron as an active coach.

What's insane is that A&M is the 2nd richest athletic department and its not close to Texas money.

And he has a worse record than Justin Fuentes' too.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Before he was born, Dino's parents had a dog they named Charles because, "Dino is a people name."

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Dino Babers beat Fuente's best team at VT the year he went 3-9...

Hey! The self-loathing thread is over there!
*gestures at every other thread*

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

He's trying to get this one added, as it seemed lonely.

Dino Babers has a productive rushing offense. Dino Babers has developed multiple QB's. Dino Babers doesn't lose his best players to the transfer portal every year (am I doing this right?)

depends, is this year one for him?

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Dino Babers is the man who designed new style gas cans.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Funny...but should've been used for Nardouche or Bronco...you know, guys we actually hate

You can get old style nozzles off amazon. Just a tube and a cap. Somehow, in spite of myself, i have managed to fill the lawnmower without bursting into flames yet.

I'm a lot more likely to burst into flames trying to use the new kind. I spill a lot more gas because I only have two hands, and I'm pretty sure they're designed for three hands.

I actually like the ones with the green spring loaded paddle on the back. With these I don't have to worry about spilling on the way to the tank. I have a few things that are very difficult to fuel up because of poorly located gas caps.
I despise the ones that telescope into themselves to release fuel.

I actually still have my old one from ages ago, which works just fine. Was more a general comment / Hatin On insult based on something that I know the community hates with the gas can design.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Dino shouda beat Dabo and that makes me sado!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Dino "Barber" Babers tells people he was named after Dinosaur Barbecue.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Justin Fuente thinks he beat Cuse and Dino in 2016 - Hatin on Justin Fuente

Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens

I think earlier in the thread we established that we're supposed to move on to Dino now, at least temporarily.

Dino Babers thinks VT is more relevant that Syracuse in today's football environment.

Dino Babers is a cartoon dinosaur

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Being a purple cartoon dinosaur would be a step up from coaching Syracuse football.

Dino Babers' mask is down low on his chin in that picture, because he wants people to think it's a beard.

The only thing it's masking is that Dino Babers can't grow a beard.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Some might say that Dino Babers is a "master" of his craft, and call him that instead of Dino.

Dean Martin was the best Deano.

Dino Babers thinks he's preparing to face that tough "Bob" Foster defense.

Dino Babers promised Syracuse a high powered offense

1-0 every week

Dino is the reason for the Carrier dome getting a real roof. He opened a window in the summer.

Dino likes to rule play as a dino-saurus rex and stares at you seductively as only a grown man in a barney outfit can.

Hatin on mac/unc was easy.
Hatin on wvu was easy
Hatin on nareducii/pitt was easy.
Haitin on dino isn't so easy.
NTL, let's go Hokies!

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Yabba Dino Do sounds like dinosaur poop. Where Yabba Dabo Do sounds like hair cream.

If there is no enemy within the enemy outside can do us no harm.

Hating on Fuente... decided to schedule golf during Hokies game.

Bleeding burnt orange and chicago maroon

He goes by "Dee-No" instead of "Deye-no" How cool would it be to have a dinosaur name? He's a loser for not seizing this opportunity.

"Now Miami wants to talk about it." *Cue Enter Sandman*

I got 7-8 hrs in the car tomorrow, and I have to imagine Dino Babers madly gesturing on the radio.

It's the thing he does where his arms are crossed, but he picks up one arm, and gestures with his hand cocked. Then he rests his chin on the hand. The he starts touching his face, which is the picture you see in the OP. I can't stand it. It's such a disrespectful fuck you kind of arm crossing body language. He's saying, "This fucking shit right here", or "Fuck this shit right here", and he's telling you with his arms. Fuck that guy.

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