Meta: Site Updates

I pushed a few updates live to the server early this morning.

You can undo your votes now. Yay! No more accidental downvotes for people with fat fingers.
Comments that receive 10 downvotes will be blurred (you can still hover over to see).
Comments that have a total of 10 or more points are highlighted in green.
In a thread, you can hit the 'n' key to jump around the newest comments (good for reloading gameday threads).

These were the most frequent issues people mentioned in the website survey a few months ago, so I wanted to hit them first. More updates will be coming throughout the offseason.

Post any issues you run into here.

Merry Christmas!

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#TeamJoe

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

Flacco?

never

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

:(

Tyrod is my homeboy

Thanks for continuing to make this beautiful site better and better Joe, Merry Christmas everybody!

May we all get what we want and never what we deserve.

Ball so hard! Awesome.

Much thanks, and Merry Christmas to you too!

(I'm scared to try it though)

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

Thanks Joe!

VT '10 #AllMaroonEverything

upvoted you to watch it turn green. very pretty!

Hyping up Hokie Nation one video at a time.

I'm freakin' color blind.
It just looks like a medium gray to me.

The "n" one works! I just did it! Yay, Joe!

Thanks a lot, I'm sure that took a TON of effort and time. It's much appreciated.

Just n'ed my way through the thread. Felt good.

I know we have the turkey leg "power rankings" but is it possible to have the most liked comments tracked as well? I'd be interested to see where pussy touchdowns and VT Lax Girl are in the all-time rankings.

On a related note (and I know that this is infeasible because of the ridiculous amount of data it would involve probably), it'd be cool to see who liked comments. I'm not sure there's any sites but Facebook and Twitter that have that functionality though.

Disqus allows you to do that but it would be a complete overhaul of the commenting application

Saw a green comment in a thread, got really confused, then suddenly realized what it was and looked for this thread. This was a pretty awesome early Christmas present.

All of the updates are fantastic (at least I can vouch for all but the 'n' thing, being on a phone isn't conducive to keyboard shortcuts).

Joe, thanks for all the effort you put in, not only for keeping up with server demand but also adding functionality when requested. It truly takes a more dedicated man than I.

Hooray! And there was much rejoicing.

True Hokies STICK IT IN!!!

STICK IT IN Army of Virginia Tech

Fosterball

Fantastic stuff, as always, Joe. Thanks for keeping TKP at the forefront of awesome places on the Internet. I know this must have taken quite a bit of time, especially during the holidays.

"Exit light..."

I bet it was nothing for Joe. He probably just farted and this wonder occurred.

True Hokies STICK IT IN!!!

STICK IT IN Army of Virginia Tech

Fosterball

Or he hired Sam Rogers to be a developer.

"Exit light..."

Yayy Christmas gifts!

yay

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

And then Weezer sings Keep Fishin'

Merry Christmas! Thank you Joe! By far the best website editor/administrator for the best website!!! So thanks! Much appreciation! Many awesome!

Onward and upward

Anybody want to down vote a comment to hell to test the blurred text? This will be the sacrificial comment if anybody is curious. Besides, a week from now half of the down voters could change their votes to bring the comment back to 0 if so desired...I don't care either way. I'm just curious. So start down voting!!!

Onward and upward

Couldn't resist the invitation. Of course, I've also been downvoting random comments just so I can prove I can change my vote to a turkey leg. It's been a good day so far.

aww yeah

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

Looks like you have to refresh for the change to take place, but it does work. Sorry for the temporary up vote.

Sorry for the temporary up vote.

Never thought I'd ever actually see that.
And it may just depend on your internet connection, but I just spent the last 2 minutes or so flipping your comment from a turkey leg to a downvote and back... and back... and back...

I feel so shameful about downvoting such an innocent comment though

UPDATE: did it anyway

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

It worked!!! Man, Joe, that's awesome. Blurred out, but you can see it if you mouse over, just as advertised. Great work, and very creative.

UPDATE #2:

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

I FEEL LIKE I NEED GLASSES

better

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

Aw. I missed out the blurred out goodness. Everyone went back and upvoted you.

Still blurred for me...make sure your mouse isn't over it when you look

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

It certainly isn't. What browser is everyone else using?

Why use anything else?

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

it wouldn't show up as blurred on my step moms iPad but my dad's Mac with safari works

Onward and upward

Maybe that's it. I'm rocking the Firefox.

Firefox has crashed

But yeah, I use Firefox also and I've noticed the same

I am using new css3 effects to do the blurring. From what I've read it's supposed to be supported in Firefox 25, but isn't working for me in FF 26 on OS X. Firefox and Chrome are updated regularly, so my guess is if you have automatic updates going one day soon it'll just start working.

one day soon it'll just start working

Ladies and gentlemen, UVA's vision for their football program.

This comment deserves to be green.

"I'll put a quote here to distract you from my inane comment."-Me

fat figured upvote...my bad

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

I just changed my downvote. It was a wonderful feeling. I felt empowered.

You have the power!
Power

There will always be an asterisk by your name in the Hall of Turkey Legs...

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Now I'm curious if a comment can be green AND blurred simultaneously...

Onward and upward

It doesn't look like it...

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

i figured it was a long shot...you don't really count on a comment having 10+ downvotes AND enough upvotes to put the comment score at 10+

Onward and upward

This blur feature is nifty. I like it.

remember that time we set off the richter scale jumping to "enter, sandman"?

Wow! We can fix fat-finger downvotes now??!

It's like viagra for my posts, which always are funnier after a liberal splash of bourbon.

wood

Truly providing a great service to Hokie Nation. If I could give you a real turkey leg; I would. For now, just take my appreciation, which lacks the delicious juices of a real leg; but can be just as fulfilling emotionally.

The Dude Abides

The Sabre ain't got $@%^! on The Key Play!

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (979) Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

I also root for: The Keydets, Army, TexAggies, NY Giants, NY Rangers, ATL Braves, and SA Brahmas

The Sabre doesn't even have shit on..well...shit

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

This site continues to be the tits.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

TOTS is tits too.

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

Tits > Breathing > Rails > The Key Play

The debate of the order of these is a whole different thread in itself

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

You forgot pie.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

It's not that bad. I think of it as paying them to get all those girls in one place.

the n feature has really changed my life

Our motto bringing spirit true, that we may ever serve you

Thanks Joe for listening to us! Merry Christmas to you and yours :)

#ENFUENTE #BALLSOFSTEEL #Livefor32

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

I could just watch this gif all day. It's fantastic. He's even better in high-speed gif than he is in normal speed.

It was a catch

It's too bright, help its sucking me in.....AAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhh.........

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

The 'n' feature is something that I always wanted but never knew I wanted.

Thank you, Joe Claus!

@historyhokie.bsky.social

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

Was gone for a couple days and only could get on using my phone so I missed this thread. Just got back and noticed the green boxes. Great updates and just in time for Christmas.

Glad everyone likes the updates. More good things to come (especially on the free content front).

OH GOD JOE IT'S BEAUTIFUL EVEN ON MY PHONE

but really, even the blurred out comments work perfectly on mobile.

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

I'm not usually this good, but when a chick has her 1 eye on you....

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Haven't been on the site in a while and just saw this post. These updates are beautiful, and I really really love the n functionality. Brilliant stuff, will make my keyplay ux that much more enjoyable.

I want to log in to keyplay.com in 2014 to sign up for my health insurance.

Leonard. Duh.

The n jump feature is so clutch!

Love the new features Joe! I feel like the next thing you should look into is putting the search bar in a more prominent place and making it actually work (or maybe it just doesn't work for me?). But anyways I love this site, and am super impressed by all the hard work you do to make this the best website for Hokie Sports.

Our motto bringing spirit true, that we may ever serve you

Wait there's a search bar?!

The martinis aren't very good but the bourbon is perfect.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Which is why: We. Must. Do. Basketball!!!!!!!!!!

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

waoh!! Just had a crazy thought! Okay, so Joe, you know how you have buttons above all the comment boxes to make whatever text you hightlighted bold, or italicized, or even underlined?

Well, how about we (TKP) pioneer the first ever 'sarcastica' font? You could have a 'sarcastica' button and it would change whatever is highlighted to a distinctly different font. Is that possible? Thoughts?

Onward and upward

This.

In my head, I'm just picturing the most awesomely annoying, glittery, MySpace-like font. Otherwise, a simple button to insert this GIF might work:

"Exit light..."

It's an interesting thought I'll keep under consideration. Thanks.

Awesome! I have no idea how involved that would be...I appreciate your consideration at least :)

Onward and upward

You could have it just show posts in comic sans in that portion, like bold or italic.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

This is perfect! Egbert just created sarcastica.

The only down side to it is that in some way it is mocking VT's letter of scholarship offer to recruits.

also, I keep getting noisy political ads for Sen. Kay Hagan at the top of these topics..it's annoying.

Onward and upward

Noisy, annoying ads, FOR, not AGAINST, correct? (not trying to start a discussion, just curious)

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

I think they're pro but I don't really pay them any attention..I hate all things political regardless of party affiliation or slant

Onward and upward

I pushed some more updates live to the website this afternoon. (Coding while watching basketball dulls the pain a bit.) The footer contains a lot more call to action items, and it's not quite as puny as before. I moved the search bar to the header since people had no idea it existed the bottom of the sidebar.

Thanks for moving the search! I'm sure I wasn't the only one that didn't know it was down there. Keep up the good work boss.

Joe, thanks for all the incredible work you put into this website! Everything looks great except 'opportunities' is spelled incorrectly in the footer. I checked, and it is spelled correctly on the actual Advertising Opportunities page so it's just one quick fix!

We are the Hokies. We will prevail. We will prevail. We will prevail. We are Virginia Tech.

Thanks for pointing this out. Software engineers cannot spell worth a damn.

I think the random quotes might be better suited in a more prominant position. Centered across the top or bottom, centered. I know they're orange, but the effect may get lost in the "list". Just instant opinion, not really thought out heavily. Oh...and Paul Johnson's quote is missing a ".

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Can I get a filter that screens out any comment that includes the words "Logan" and either "TE" or "tight-end"?

It was a catch

If you're decent at Javascript-Fu, you could probably make something for Greasemonkey. I've seen much more complex things accomplished.

Drew Brees rolled his ankle this weekend. Sean Peyton is expected to put Logan Thomas in at the "Feeding tight end Jimmy Graham" position.

haha - well played, sir.

It was a catch

The only other thing I've ever wanted is a way to give legs straight to people who make the posts. Whenever they're good posts but they don't comment on them, there's no way to reward them for posting. Just a thought

VT '14

Joe, when did you change the mobile layout? It looks great!

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

It's not a "mobile" layout, it's a dynamic layout that changes depending on the width of the window, IMO a HUGE improvement over mobile sites in general.

Mobile Site

If you reduce the size of it on your desktop you'll see the same thing. I know on my phone, if I have it in landscape it's one format, and in portrait it's another.

Ahh, silly me I should have looked into that. I'm not a website guy by trade.

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

Oh snap, I didn't realize it was based on the width of the browser.
http://i.imgur.com/UfsKJ.gif

My only request would be that the header stayed locked in portrait mode. If I'm in the middle of a really long thread on my phone, I have to scroll to the top (to get to the tracker) or to the bottom to see the recently updated threads.

This comic strip...so I'm not the only one! Can't remember, either Times Dispatch or the Daily down in NN does this. Google News set to "virginia tech +football -west" was my blackberry homepage for a long time, but you could tell after a while which headlines would only take you to the mobile sites homepages.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Joe, thanks for this. I love the 'n' key especially. Suggestion: could you make capital N (or something) cycle through the new posts in the opposite direction?

This is a good idea, I will look into it.

Joe, Great site. I like the changes that you've been implementing. One thing that might be useful (especially for newbies and those of us that might be technically challenged) is a FAQ/Help section. It would give you a dedicated area to answer some of the repeat questions (How do I embed a jpg again?) and a consistent place to publish some of navigation tips you've recently updated and include things that are currently buried in individual thread (e.g. Mascot Mock FAQ)

Edit - I would recommend a link to this page provided in your "Resources" link list.

I told him I’d crawl on my hands and knees to be the DL coach at Virginia Tech. Now, all of a sudden, I’m sitting in this chair and I told him I’d still crawl on my hands and knees to work here. I just want to be here.
JC Price

There is somewhere around here. It surfaces from time to time and then get buried under all the new topics. I know there's a link to the "Welcome" blog post, maybe he should edit that to include a link the the Newb FAQ

That's part of the reason I was recommending a more traditional FAQ instead of a thread that continually gets buried by newer and/or more relevant threads.

I told him I’d crawl on my hands and knees to be the DL coach at Virginia Tech. Now, all of a sudden, I’m sitting in this chair and I told him I’d still crawl on my hands and knees to work here. I just want to be here.
JC Price

Random thought for Joe to consider. Some of the threads get tons of posts that become hard to follow, i.e. figuring out who is replying to whom. Is there any way to add maybe a dotted vertical line to illustrate the flow of the conversation? Example: Person B replied to Person A, but the reply is dozens of posts down and I don't know that without having to scroll up the screen a few times, so I've lost track of what Person A's post actually was, but with a subtle connector between the two posts, it would be easy to follow. Maybe that would clutter things, but it's just an idea to think over.

"Exit light..."

or could just have a name tag associated with it as in:
Replied to: VTGuitarMan with an automatic link to that post if you click on it, much like how typing "N" goes to the next new post.

I think all the vertical lines would get really busy on the page but this is an excellent idea.

Joe I just wanted to let you know that this website is one of the best if not the best website the I visit on a daily basis. The way the forums and information are formatted on the page are just dead on and the integration of reddit ideals are a very smart way to run a website. You have some serious talent in terms of understanding what people want and need out of a website. I look forward to your continued updates in the future.

It looks like the "Replies" column is no longer available on the Tracker page when in portrait mode.

Basically, it makes it difficult to jump straight the first unread comment when viewing on a phone.

Edit: my fat fingers

That was by design, I wanted to make that table less cramped, but it was bad design. It should be fixed now.

Much obliged.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/a6713739b1cb9693fc38f1dbb277ae80/tumblr_mwa49kULeZ1qdvtzdo1_500.gif

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Joe,

I wonder if there's a feature you could intergrate in Mobile browsing mode, where you could scroll all the way to the top and bottom?

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (979) Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

I also root for: The Keydets, Army, TexAggies, NY Giants, NY Rangers, ATL Braves, and SA Brahmas

Love the site, love the navigation for the most part as well. one question: could we get all external links to open in a new tab? i'm too lazy to remember to right click and do it myself...

keep up the great work!

I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

I think a TKP app would be awesome. I wouldn't mind paying for it either. ;)

@AMB4VT

is the forum powered by vBulletin? i'm no tech guru, but wouldn't it be easy to get existing vB apps to support TKP?

I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

No, it's not powered by vBulletin. The website uses Drupal, an open source content management system (CMS) that manages everything. That's why you don't need multiple user accounts (i.e. one to post in the forum, one for articles), and everything is part of one overall design. There's also a lot of custom code that I wrote.

ahhh, thanks for the clarification...and good work!

I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

Considering the amont of time and work Joe put into making the site mobile friendly, I doubt you'll see a TKP app.

Correct! A TKP app is unnecessary. The website automatically adjusts its layout based on the device the user is browsing from. And I think I mentioned it before, but it would provide an unnecessary overhead and complexity to the code base. Right now when I add a feature, I only update one piece of code and it automagically works on all devices. If I had to support an iPhone and Android app as well, it would be three times the updates. I can't fit that into my schedule.

If someone wanted to make a six-figure donation, I could hire a full time engineer, but I think that money would be better budgeted for more content.

Somewhat related, you can donate money to us: http://www.thekeyplay.com/support.

Smart move!

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

man I love shit that works automagically

Anyone else having issues with TKP?

Profile pics seem to be being hacked. Mine got replaced by some random dude's head and I noticed happened to Chazz and a few others have as well. I also can't see more than half of profile images, and some pages seem to not load correctly. Others are being replaced by Bitter's head. Is that just me? Because for the life of me I can't imagine how just my computer would show that.

How do I reproduce the error?

What device/browser are you using?

Can you post a screenshot?

What should your current profile picture be?

man... shits getting crazy. just checked and random heads are gone but still can't see more than half of profile pics. My profile pic was the cartoonish decade of dominance image I made of the Hokie Bird hitting Cav Man with "Boom" in the background.

I've been trying to reload it but for some reason every time I hit save it goes to an error page, however I was able to load a different image of Hokie Bird and Smokey from UT on mario karts. Not sure if that is what you see.

I am on my laptop using Chrome and Explorer. But I am using a VPN to tunnel through the great firewall. That thing acts up now and then but I've never seen anything like this happen.

I checked and Chazz and others that had changed now just don't appear. Will get a screen shot but it looks like it's just me. Running the full sweep of anti-virus, etc now too.

Alright, well I sweeped with every program I've got and downloaded and installed latest version of VPN client and now profile pics back as they should be... except, for some reason I keep getting an "Internal Server Error" when I try to change my profile pick back to the Decade of Dominance image I had before. I tried re-sizing the image and still doesn't work.

Not sure why that is but it's 2:30 am here and time for bed. I'll check again tomorrow.

Others are being replaced by Bitter's head.

Must be that Chinese internet and apparently China likes Bitter fernley.

haha... you don't know how accurate that is man. Could be some douche on the great firewall having some fun.

I imagine it to be something like this:

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

NEWMAN! I knew it was you... +1

(I realize that is from J-Park)

Joe,

is there a way to blow up Avatars so they can be seen more clearly? They're sooo tiny!

Onward and upward

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Yeah, I wish that if you went to someone's profile, you could see a full-size (or at least larger) version of their avy.

Best duos in Hokie history: Hall & Adibi, 3rd & Tyrod, Georgia & Liz

Not to go complete OT here buuuut...is there a way to change my username? Ideally I'd like to be "War Damn Hokie" or "War Hokie", but I suppose it's up to the discretion of the site admins/programmers since there doesn't seem to be a way to do so on the account edit page.

Thanks in advance!

Joe can change it - email him thekeyplay(at)gmail(dot)com

@historyhokie.bsky.social

I figured it was something like this. Same protocol over at SBN. Thanks!!!

Suggestion for Joe and the crew, just posting it here so that it (hopefully) doesn't get lost in the shuffle of a very busy week:

http://www.thekeyplay.com/comment/177471#comment-177471

Just something to consider for the future.

"Exit light..."

seconded