Hatin' On: Manny Diaz

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Manny Diaz wants to replace all his teeth with teeth made of the same gold used in the turnover chain.

Oh, and he's a beardist.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Hey, it took him 4 days to grow that beard.

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Manny wishes he had come up with the turnover trash can.

Manny Diaz coaches Miami.

Manny Diaz will be fired before Fuente

Edit: Manny Diaz can't even get fired before Fuente

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Manny Diaz cannot even win this race.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

What a loser.

So while he was still in the womb, early ultrasounds were misread and reported to Mr. and Mrs. Diaz that they were going to have a little baby girl. Over the moon, they began all those things expecting parents do, like picking out a name. In the classic Hispanic custom, they wanted to use a customary family name. When the baby was finally delivered and surprise! it's a boy! they decided to name the child after his father instead of his mother, and that's why his name is Manny Diaz and not Womanny Diaz.

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Manny Diaz thinks he is VT's head coach as (1) he has the orange tie and (2) his seat is that hot.

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Manny Diaz anagrams to Zamindari (a tax collector).

Every time they embarass themselves with hideous monstrosity, just remember that it was nicked from the poor:

Manny Diaz tried to connect with FL recruits by telling them he knows what it's like to be in their shoes even though his dad was literally the mayor of Miami

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Manny doesn't realize Temple officials made the call asking Miami to take him back!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Manny Diaz lost to Florida State on Saturday for the first time since 2016, much to my amusement.

This should be interesting, might be the one fanbase that wants their coach fired more than ours. I honestly have no clue what to expect of this game considering both of last weeks performances. Also da U ain't bak yet!
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I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

Manny Diaz would rather have a meeting than send out an email.

Manny Diaz fire you for being 30 seconds late to work. On a Saturday, when the office is closed.

Manny Diaz believes toilet paper is for the privileged, and does not supply it in the general restrooms at work. But his office has a 2 month's supply. Just for him.

Manny Diaz did not, but Brian Kelly did kill a kid.

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BSME 2009

Manny Diaz likes passing on the right.

Manny Diaz drives 50 mph in the left lane of the highway and then makes you pass him on the right!

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

With his hazard lights on.

After having passed you on the right.

Manny Diaz passes you on the right going 40 over when you're doing 20 over in the left

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

That's south Florida for you.

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Jet Sweep

Ha, I was going to say the same thing. I just got back from 4 days down there and the driving is really bad. And I live in Northern VA.

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You have to look at Maryland or Atlanta to find worse driving than Miami.

The mix of crazy aggressive drivers going 90 and someone's great grandma who doesn't know what year it is are a pretty special combination.

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Yes, that's true.

Man, He de ass.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Manny Diaz was his most successful at Temple.

Temple got a better deal than Miami got.

Manny Diaz doesn't bring any food to the Thanksgiving potluck. He brings all of his empty Tupperware.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

I worked a catering once where we had set up a table full of fruit and cheese. At the end of the night an elderly lady pulled ziplock bags from her purse and began stuffing them with what was left on the table. 200+ people attended this event. I was beyond disgusted.

You clearly didn't live through the depression son

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Also, it was clearly pre-covid.

Not that this is how you get covid, but people are a lot more aware of germs now.

The difference is Manny fills his Tupperware at the first pass while making his plate, too, leaving none for others.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Manny Diaz wants to hire our qb Whisperer OC

Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens

Fuckin deal!

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Manny Diaz takes the pickles off his Cuban sandwich.

Probably thinks mustard is gross and orders it with ketchup instead.

Manny Diaz sits behind you on an airplane with the window seat, takes off his shoe and then sticks his foot between your seat and the side of the plane subjecting you to the odor of his sweaty planks.

It will be manny daiz until Manny Diaz is a good coach.

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Manny Diaz got his Athletic Director fired.

Manny Diaz told Whit that CJF was doing a great job and that Corn's offense was tough to prepare for.

Manny Diaz is inconsistent with double spacing on his reports. And unnecessarily capitalizes random Words.

Manny Diaz says "I'll be at your office later today", forcing you to get your day's work done early and then never shows up while you sit there until quitting time instead of calling it quits early. On a Friday. Before your PTO days off the following week.

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Manny Diaz looks like a watered down Razor Ramon

I been here since day 0.

Manny Diaz thinks Miami has a great home field atmosphere.

1-0 every week

Manny Diaz thinks he has earned the right to name his successor, Coach Larry Coker.

Manny Diaz got his AD fired.

Drink!

Noted. You beat me to it.

Manny Diaz does not have any film on JC's coaching style

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

Manny Diaz is quick to tell his coworkers how he is always the first one into the office. He however never fesses up to the fact that all he does with the extra time is take notes on what time everyone arrives.

To quote the Brothers Osborne: "I'm Good For Some But I'm Not For Everyone"

This is oddly specific

😂 Yes, yes it is.

I draw a lot of my "Hatin On" comments from real life experience. Coworkers are a great source of material.

To quote the Brothers Osborne: "I'm Good For Some But I'm Not For Everyone"

i've worked with that guy

I get it

I do art stuff.

Manny Diaz makes sure he is the only person in the athletic department who is allowed to talk to boosters.

To quote the Brothers Osborne: "I'm Good For Some But I'm Not For Everyone"

Whenever someone says Manny Diaz's name, Manny Diaz yells "MANNY DIAZ NUTZ".

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

Manny Diaz is getting off too easy.

Let's get our hate on.

Manny Diaz doesn't bother to pick the spinach out of his teeth.

It's hard to hate a man who is helping to keep a rival stagnate.

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Jet Sweep

Good point, but let's focus on the things we DON'T like about him.

Well then let's hate on him for getting himself fired! If they accidentally hire a decent coach next, it's all Diaz's fault.

When Manny Diaz is asked which he prefers between TP vs wipes his reply is Neither

To quote the Brothers Osborne: "I'm Good For Some But I'm Not For Everyone"

Manny Diaz never washes his hands after going to the bathroom at the bar but he always grabs some of the peanuts out of the bowl on the bar after exiting the bathroom.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

When Manny Diaz has a cold, he still goes into the office. Not only that, but has been known to frequently cough or sneeze into his hands right before shaking someone else's hands.

Manny Diaz's standard Christmas present is homemade Slice and Bake Cookies

To quote the Brothers Osborne: "I'm Good For Some But I'm Not For Everyone"

Manny Diaz uses the 10 Items or Less checkout line with a full cart and coupons. And he uses a check.

To quote the Brothers Osborne: "I'm Good For Some But I'm Not For Everyone"

Manny Diaz doesn't believe that Planes, Trains, and Automobiles is the greatest Thanksgiving movie ever.

To quote the Brothers Osborne: "I'm Good For Some But I'm Not For Everyone"

Should we give him the benefit of the doubt that he is considering TV specials to be movies? Then he'd be right. No, we can't do that on a hatin' on thread can we?

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considering TV specials to be movies?

Going to need a ruling on that one 😃

I will say this: My wife who is a huge Charlie Brown fan still agrees that Planes, Trains, and Automobiles is number one for Thanksgiving shows.

To quote the Brothers Osborne: "I'm Good For Some But I'm Not For Everyone"

Manny Diaz doesn't wash his hands after pissing because he "didn't touch anything"

I assume the point is that either way, it's a problem. Well done.

Manny Diaz puts the empty container of Half n Half back in the fridge and pays for coffee with pennies.

He pulls a hand full pennies out of his pocket, shakes them, says that feels right, and drops in the pay slot without counting. When called out for it he always says "let's not fight over pennies", but won't make up the missing cents.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Manny Diaz somehow sits in the epicenter of 5* talent that is within shouting distance and still fields a bad, uncultured, undisciplined football team.

Manny Diaz called Whit Babcock and said he needs to hang on to Cornelsen because the offense is very dynamic and hard to prepare for and Diaz even went as far as to say Virginia Tech should change the name from Worsham Field to Corn Field.

FIRST DOWN, HOKIES!

Manny Diaz is the man behind why people pay for air at gas stations after breaking the air machine at his Exxon station while inflating all of his pool floaties

Manny Diaz is upset that Hokie fans are showing a rejuvenated interest in Hokie football over the past couple of days!

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Manny Diaz thinks he'll still be coach at Miami next year

Manny Diaz thinks J-Lo likes him.

Manny Diaz has Miami fans reminiscing about the days of Al Golden and Randy Shannon.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.