So while he was still in the womb, early ultrasounds were misread and reported to Mr. and Mrs. Diaz that they were going to have a little baby girl. Over the moon, they began all those things expecting parents do, like picking out a name. In the classic Hispanic custom, they wanted to use a customary family name. When the baby was finally delivered and surprise! it's a boy! they decided to name the child after his father instead of his mother, and that's why his name is Manny Diaz and not Womanny Diaz.
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Manny Diaz tried to connect with FL recruits by telling them he knows what it's like to be in their shoes even though his dad was literally the mayor of Miami
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This should be interesting, might be the one fanbase that wants their coach fired more than ours. I honestly have no clue what to expect of this game considering both of last weeks performances. Also da U ain't bak yet! http://ismiamibakyet.com/
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Manny Diaz would rather have a meeting than send out an email.
Manny Diaz fire you for being 30 seconds late to work. On a Saturday, when the office is closed.
Manny Diaz believes toilet paper is for the privileged, and does not supply it in the general restrooms at work. But his office has a 2 month's supply. Just for him.
Manny Diaz did not, but Brian Kelly did kill a kid.
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I worked a catering once where we had set up a table full of fruit and cheese. At the end of the night an elderly lady pulled ziplock bags from her purse and began stuffing them with what was left on the table. 200+ people attended this event. I was beyond disgusted.
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Manny Diaz sits behind you on an airplane with the window seat, takes off his shoe and then sticks his foot between your seat and the side of the plane subjecting you to the odor of his sweaty planks.
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Manny Diaz says "I'll be at your office later today", forcing you to get your day's work done early and then never shows up while you sit there until quitting time instead of calling it quits early. On a Friday. Before your PTO days off the following week.
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Manny Diaz is quick to tell his coworkers how he is always the first one into the office. He however never fesses up to the fact that all he does with the extra time is take notes on what time everyone arrives.
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Manny Diaz never washes his hands after going to the bathroom at the bar but he always grabs some of the peanuts out of the bowl on the bar after exiting the bathroom.
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When Manny Diaz has a cold, he still goes into the office. Not only that, but has been known to frequently cough or sneeze into his hands right before shaking someone else's hands.
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Should we give him the benefit of the doubt that he is considering TV specials to be movies? Then he'd be right. No, we can't do that on a hatin' on thread can we?
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He pulls a hand full pennies out of his pocket, shakes them, says that feels right, and drops in the pay slot without counting. When called out for it he always says "let's not fight over pennies", but won't make up the missing cents.
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Manny Diaz somehow sits in the epicenter of 5* talent that is within shouting distance and still fields a bad, uncultured, undisciplined football team.
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Manny Diaz called Whit Babcock and said he needs to hang on to Cornelsen because the offense is very dynamic and hard to prepare for and Diaz even went as far as to say Virginia Tech should change the name from Worsham Field to Corn Field.
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Manny Diaz is the man behind why people pay for air at gas stations after breaking the air machine at his Exxon station while inflating all of his pool floaties
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Manny Diaz wants to replace all his teeth with teeth made of the same gold used in the turnover chain.
Oh, and he's a beardist.
Hey, it took him 4 days to grow that beard.
Manny wishes he had come up with the turnover trash can.
Manny Diaz coaches Miami.
Manny Diaz will be fired before Fuente
Edit: Manny Diaz can't even get fired before Fuente
Manny Diaz cannot even win this race.
What a loser.
So while he was still in the womb, early ultrasounds were misread and reported to Mr. and Mrs. Diaz that they were going to have a little baby girl. Over the moon, they began all those things expecting parents do, like picking out a name. In the classic Hispanic custom, they wanted to use a customary family name. When the baby was finally delivered and surprise! it's a boy! they decided to name the child after his father instead of his mother, and that's why his name is Manny Diaz and not Womanny Diaz.
Manny Diaz thinks he is VT's head coach as (1) he has the orange tie and (2) his seat is that hot.
Manny Diaz anagrams to Zamindari (a tax collector).
Every time they embarass themselves with hideous monstrosity, just remember that it was nicked from the poor:
Manny Diaz tried to connect with FL recruits by telling them he knows what it's like to be in their shoes even though his dad was literally the mayor of Miami
Manny doesn't realize Temple officials made the call asking Miami to take him back!
Manny Diaz lost to Florida State on Saturday for the first time since 2016, much to my amusement.
This should be interesting, might be the one fanbase that wants their coach fired more than ours. I honestly have no clue what to expect of this game considering both of last weeks performances. Also da U ain't bak yet!
http://ismiamibakyet.com/
Manny Diaz would rather have a meeting than send out an email.
Manny Diaz fire you for being 30 seconds late to work. On a Saturday, when the office is closed.
Manny Diaz believes toilet paper is for the privileged, and does not supply it in the general restrooms at work. But his office has a 2 month's supply. Just for him.
Manny Diaz did not, but Brian Kelly did kill a kid.
Manny Diaz likes passing on the right.
Manny Diaz drives 50 mph in the left lane of the highway and then makes you pass him on the right!
With his hazard lights on.
After having passed you on the right.
Manny Diaz passes you on the right going 40 over when you're doing 20 over in the left
That's south Florida for you.
Ha, I was going to say the same thing. I just got back from 4 days down there and the driving is really bad. And I live in Northern VA.
You have to look at Maryland or Atlanta to find worse driving than Miami.
The mix of crazy aggressive drivers going 90 and someone's great grandma who doesn't know what year it is are a pretty special combination.
Yes, that's true.
Man, He de ass.
Manny Diaz was his most successful at Temple.
Temple got a better deal than Miami got.
Manny Diaz doesn't bring any food to the Thanksgiving potluck. He brings all of his empty Tupperware.
I worked a catering once where we had set up a table full of fruit and cheese. At the end of the night an elderly lady pulled ziplock bags from her purse and began stuffing them with what was left on the table. 200+ people attended this event. I was beyond disgusted.
You clearly didn't live through the depression son
Also, it was clearly pre-covid.
Not that this is how you get covid, but people are a lot more aware of germs now.
The difference is Manny fills his Tupperware at the first pass while making his plate, too, leaving none for others.
Manny Diaz wants to hire our qb Whisperer OC
Fuckin deal!
Manny Diaz takes the pickles off his Cuban sandwich.
Probably thinks mustard is gross and orders it with ketchup instead.
Manny Diaz sits behind you on an airplane with the window seat, takes off his shoe and then sticks his foot between your seat and the side of the plane subjecting you to the odor of his sweaty planks.
It will be manny daiz until Manny Diaz is a good coach.
Manny Diaz got his Athletic Director fired.
Manny Diaz told Whit that CJF was doing a great job and that Corn's offense was tough to prepare for.
Manny Diaz is inconsistent with double spacing on his reports. And unnecessarily capitalizes random Words.
Manny Diaz says "I'll be at your office later today", forcing you to get your day's work done early and then never shows up while you sit there until quitting time instead of calling it quits early. On a Friday. Before your PTO days off the following week.
Manny Diaz looks like a watered down Razor Ramon
Manny Diaz thinks Miami has a great home field atmosphere.
Manny Diaz thinks he has earned the right to name his successor, Coach Larry Coker.
Manny Diaz got his AD fired.
Drink!
Noted. You beat me to it.
Manny Diaz does not have any film on JC's coaching style
Manny Diaz is quick to tell his coworkers how he is always the first one into the office. He however never fesses up to the fact that all he does with the extra time is take notes on what time everyone arrives.
This is oddly specific
😂 Yes, yes it is.
I draw a lot of my "Hatin On" comments from real life experience. Coworkers are a great source of material.
i've worked with that guy
I get it
Manny Diaz makes sure he is the only person in the athletic department who is allowed to talk to boosters.
Whenever someone says Manny Diaz's name, Manny Diaz yells "MANNY DIAZ NUTZ".
Manny Diaz is getting off too easy.
Let's get our hate on.
Manny Diaz doesn't bother to pick the spinach out of his teeth.
It's hard to hate a man who is helping to keep a rival stagnate.
Good point, but let's focus on the things we DON'T like about him.
Well then let's hate on him for getting himself fired! If they accidentally hire a decent coach next, it's all Diaz's fault.
When Manny Diaz is asked which he prefers between TP vs wipes his reply is Neither
Manny Diaz never washes his hands after going to the bathroom at the bar but he always grabs some of the peanuts out of the bowl on the bar after exiting the bathroom.
When Manny Diaz has a cold, he still goes into the office. Not only that, but has been known to frequently cough or sneeze into his hands right before shaking someone else's hands.
Manny Diaz's standard Christmas present is homemade Slice and Bake Cookies
Manny Diaz uses the 10 Items or Less checkout line with a full cart and coupons. And he uses a check.
Manny Diaz doesn't believe that Planes, Trains, and Automobiles is the greatest Thanksgiving movie ever.
Should we give him the benefit of the doubt that he is considering TV specials to be movies? Then he'd be right. No, we can't do that on a hatin' on thread can we?
Going to need a ruling on that one 😃
I will say this: My wife who is a huge Charlie Brown fan still agrees that Planes, Trains, and Automobiles is number one for Thanksgiving shows.
Manny Diaz doesn't wash his hands after pissing because he "didn't touch anything"
I assume the point is that either way, it's a problem. Well done.
Manny Diaz puts the empty container of Half n Half back in the fridge and pays for coffee with pennies.
He pulls a hand full pennies out of his pocket, shakes them, says that feels right, and drops in the pay slot without counting. When called out for it he always says "let's not fight over pennies", but won't make up the missing cents.
Manny Diaz somehow sits in the epicenter of 5* talent that is within shouting distance and still fields a bad, uncultured, undisciplined football team.
Manny Diaz called Whit Babcock and said he needs to hang on to Cornelsen because the offense is very dynamic and hard to prepare for and Diaz even went as far as to say Virginia Tech should change the name from Worsham Field to Corn Field.
Manny Diaz is the man behind why people pay for air at gas stations after breaking the air machine at his Exxon station while inflating all of his pool floaties
Manny Diaz is upset that Hokie fans are showing a rejuvenated interest in Hokie football over the past couple of days!
Manny Diaz thinks he'll still be coach at Miami next year
Manny Diaz thinks J-Lo likes him.
Manny Diaz has Miami fans reminiscing about the days of Al Golden and Randy Shannon.