Hokie Valentines Twitter

By: ThePailHolder
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on February 14, 2022, 4:00 PM | 10 comments

They added a bunch - Coaches and Players

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USAFHokie's picture USAFHokie | 4 years 4 months #

The Bowen one got me to laugh and groan simultaneously. Nice job Hokie twitter

DFWHokie's picture DFWHokie
STRANGER IN THE ALPS
| 4 years 4 months #

Kind of surprised no one has posted the Danny Coale "your a real catch" valentine today

VTCC-69's picture VTCC-69
| 4 years 4 months #

Hey, who started the Dad jokes without me?

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

01010010's picture 01010010 | 4 years 4 months #

Yet another reason why I wish Hooker was still on the team.

Wasena Whiskey's picture Wasena Whiskey
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| 4 years 4 months # ^

Valentine's day just isn't the same after Hooker leaves.

"That's it guys. Let's get out of here. That cold drink's waitin' on us, let's go." - Mike Young after win no. 300.

McHokie540's picture McHokie540
🤮UVA💩
| 4 years 4 months #

These holidays are expensive, wish there was one that had a Payoute.

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

KingJames's picture KingJames
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| 4 years 4 months #

So slightly off topic ....

Do you ever think that Derek Jones meet his wife and on the first date went off about how much he likes cheetahs? Then she thought it was a bit much but he might have been nervous and he was bring the game to get a 2nd date. And he still mentioned cheetahs. She'd tell her girl friends that he was a bit wierd but nice, and they would be like "red flag girl, run!" Yet he pursued her like a cheetah would, relentless and she kept going out with him because she had a good time and could ignore the cheetah talk. Then one day he got down on one knee and asked if she'd be his queen cheetah, and she rolled her eyes and said yes. Then he called her his queen cheetah at the wedding and she rolled her eyes again. But some where along the way she was like what the fuck are we doing i Murray, Ky? And she was like "I want out of here, Derek should be big time, you know fuck it, I'm in, I'm queen cheetah bitches, we gonna make it together as cheetahs"

And thats how they now have a strong bond i their love and cheetahness

rottingmind13's picture rottingmind13
| 4 years 4 months # ^

I'm not enough bourbons deep to actually do it, but now I really want to tweet at coach cheetah to ask if this is how it went down.

NitWhitt's picture NitWhitt
🍪 🐶 COOKIES 4 LIFE!
| 4 years 4 months # ^

I should reach that point in about 5 minutes.

We put the K in Kwality

KingJames's picture KingJames
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| 4 years 4 months # ^

I think you'd have to ask Naketa cause Derek probably thinks she was in day 1 and that she always loved cheetahs. The you ask her and she'd confirm my take.

EDIT: Just to be clear i am not suggesting any one actually tweets at a coaches wife