Tarholes game thread

Fuck UNC.
That is all, except...

LETS GO!!!

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HOKIES!!!

I seldom speak to loluva grads, but when I do, I tell them I want large fries.

So that Maddox "airball" was tipped right?

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

We are hanging in there so far. I think we just need to be in the game in the last few minutes and hope to get some 3s to drop.

Bacot is one ugly SOB. But Aluma looks scared of him on the defensive side of the ball. Gotta lock that muppet looking douche down

Let’s go……

This post is embarrassing.

Maybe save the schoolyard name calling for the... schoolyard?

If it's acceptable to call Coach K, Ratface, this is fair game.

I agree if any name calling is bad, it shouldn't be brought up at all. Just saw a seemingly endless stream of UNC fans tweeting "Bye-Bye Ratface"

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

Might have gotten a little too worked up and let that emotion go into my comment. But it's the ACCT Semis Baby. I apologize if I offended anyone, but if you don't like it just keep scrolling.

Let’s go……

I went through and up voted everybody to be safe. Let's go Hokies.

So far. Cold shooting by UNC. Not great shot selection by us. Refs not getting in the way.

Manuk elbows pedulla to the floor. No call

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

#NotSizzling

It's amazing we are 0-10 in our last 10 shots and are tied and have less team fouls than UNC.

We cannot win this game if we keep missing thay shit right under the basket.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Agree. We looked really good in the stretch. Tight D, good ball control and put up almost no points.

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Rachel Baxtor won National title tonight in pole vault!!!

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AutoMaddox

Also, I am really pleased with Storm's performance in this tournament thus far. He's played confident and has a swagger I like. Keep it up.

Let’s go……

Huh. Imagine that. Driving the lane and scoring.....

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We quickly need to learn how to kick out from that. UNC will start crashing down and we need to find the open shooter.

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Playing well in the first half. Hope our second half performance is not like the last few games. We are not going to have a lead cushion going into this game late

It would have been nice to have taken advantage of UNC's TO's and cold shooting.

BUT...how can one complain about this half? And I'm talking about my comment above not yours.

This game is a slog.

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What's with all the stupid camera angles?

I agree. That mid-court moving camera gives me vertigo.

I seldom speak to loluva grads, but when I do, I tell them I want large fries.

ALUMA!

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

+6 at the half....I'll take it baby!

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Really good defense. Doing a great job on the defensive boards. And playing very active basketball.

I hope we have the legs for 20 more minutes!

Is coronavirus over yet?

Awesome gameplan so far and some really good offense and the defense has been nasty. Hope we have the legs and gas to keep it up the rest of the game I love the attitude so far!

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

I think CMY is gonna have to pull the Ojiako off the bench twice in the second half for Aluma to rest. Since he has 5 fouls to give, play aggressive on Bacot for those two small spurts.

Hack-a-bacot. I like it.

If Ojiako comes in and plays aggressive on Bacot then he needs to NOT let Bacot make his basket. If he lets Bacot get the "and one", then it does no good.

I seldom speak to loluva grads, but when I do, I tell them I want large fries.

I'm wondering if Cattoor's lack of scoring is due to him having played, at this point, exactly 1100 minutes, leading the team.

Alleyne is next highest at 1053, and Aluma next at 1038.

That extra whole game, plus OT has to be accounting for some of his scoring decline.

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

A whole extra game, but it does equate to maybe just 2 minutes per game more throughout the season

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

We gotta keep up the good D and keep them outta the paint. Double teams have been well executed so far. On O we gotta keep mixing it up inside-out and outside-in.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Storm is ballin' on ball sides of the court against guys with considerably more athleticism than him. Dude's rising to the occasion. That swan song is a powerful motivator.

ITS RAINING 3'S MOTHERFUCKERS!

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

When Mutts is draining 3's you know it's fucking on!!!

#BUTTSFORMUTTS

Please dont be a concussion.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Bacot hooked Mutts' arm and pulled him down. Dirty play.

I seldom speak to loluva grads, but when I do, I tell them I want large fries.

9-0 to start the half. I like it.

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Bilas is such a douche. He has been subtlety calling every ticky tac foul we do that is not being called. It's because they aren't fouls and he is just a homer.

ESPN desperately wants that Duke/UNC matchup that they can hype the hell out of.

When they were showing the replay of Mutts hitting his head, he said "it's a physical game, you gotta walk that off"

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Mutts seems ok but just got his 3rd

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Pedulla!!!

Holy shit maddux!

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Phucking AutoMaddox

maddux again!

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

And here are the refs with the assist...gotta keep Carolina in it

Bad foul, but shouldn't be a flagrant. That was a block/reach in.

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

I was referring to Aluma getting mugged, but yeah that was a biased call on Hunter

TV Teddy. Need I say more?

I seldom speak to loluva grads, but when I do, I tell them I want large fries.

Fuckin bullshit. Clear foul against aluma and no call. Now a F1 against catoor

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Fuck

Stupid foul by Catoor. Possible momentum changer. Total missed foul with the arm slap on Aluma before. Even Bilas said it.

Isn't the definition of "over the back" when you reach over a player and making contact?

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Gotta let them have their T free throws and go right back to what we have been doing.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Shake it off.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Still plenty of chances to fumble this one away. CMY, keep the boys going

Teddy after Catoor again.

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Can't let this disrupt a great game so far keep focused and don't let this throw you off come on guys!

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Can't let this be a turning point. Clear missed foul on Aluma but bad decision by Hunter

I hope we win so Bilas can shut the fuck up

What we do in life, echoes in eternity

Bilas is even calling it the refs. Catoor gets murdered on a layup. "How much contact was that"?

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But then immediately commends them for getting a "stop" as they're coming down the floor. Like which is it?

Dude, what? Bilas is calling out the refs and generally has been complimentary of the Hokies for many years.

Refs starting to impact

3rd night of having heart attacks in the second half

It's the ACC model again. We get a big lead. They start getting ticky tack calls and get away with murder under the basket.

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Gotta be fuckin kidding me. Cattoor got mauled.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

You know it's bad when Bilas calls out the refs for not making that call.

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Second straight no call for us

Time to play the refs and UNC

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

Time to play pay the refs and UNC

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We beat the f@#$ out of all of them. Eat that!

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Holy fuck the fix is in boys

0-7 run. Getting nervous

I'll pay good money to get Bilas to just be quiet for a bit...

Another no call

Tarholes getting away with murder under the basket

Bacot blocks shot without ever touching the ball........

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There we phucking go!!!!

MADDUX!

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Here comes the screw job. Fuck ACC officiating

Manek is looking winded at this pace.

We killed him today.

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

That 4 pt play is big

Love AutoMaddux!

My word I guess they have to call a foul when a player gets shoved into the stands.

Funny thing is they pointed to Catoor. I thought they were going to call him for fouling his teammate.

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Did Hunter run over TV Teddy's dog or something? Every game TV Teddy is out to get him calling mystery fouls and ignoring when he gets clobbered!

Probably told him to chill out woth the dramatic calls. ...nobody puts Teddy in a corner.

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Mike Barber with a theory...

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

The conundrum...

Get Tech into the dance
or
A prime-time matchup between UNC and Duke for the ACC Championship and more Coach K love

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Tech into the big dance is more money for the ACC. They might be worried about Wake losing their bid. They have the wins, but the numbers aren't friendly for them.

I was listening to the radio call on espn pregame. They were very vocal about wanting the "dream" matchup of UNC/Duke unless VT overcame the odds and ruined it.

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Manek is draggin now.

Just flat threw N'Guessen down for a no call.

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I don't think I've ever seen us pass/move the ball this well.

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Fucking Maduux baby!

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

It's fun to watch Maddux shoot

Bacot with an offensive/over the back call?? Never thought I'd see it.

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They really didn't want to call the foul on Bacot.

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It's about time. This is ridiculous

Lmao Bacot just slapping mutts on the back and the refs call a jump ball πŸ˜‚

I thought they had to grab the ball to be a jump ball, not mug the shit out of the player with the ball.

TV Teddy looking at foul on UNC or call jump ball and give them the ball. No decision.

Dude they are mugging the hell out of our guys!!!

The muggings will continue I guess, refs totally letting North Carolina get totally out of control

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I hope Teddy Valentine steps in dogshit every day for the rest of his life

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

It's a problem when people know the ref's name. They should be anonymous, not infamous

I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them!

Only counterexample I can think of is Ed Hochuli.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

But those biceps are dreamy.

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I've seen people do time for less...

Think a few of our guys are going to need to take pregnancy tests after this one.

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These refs want "the classic" rematch.

Fuck 'em

No turnovers, make your free throws, get to ACC title game

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

Mutts had that ball in a bear hug. How on earth is that a jump ball? That's ridiculous!

YO, LFG!!!

VT wasn't supposed to be in ACC
Duke and UNC voted against us
Original was Miami and Cuse

Carolina Blue never looked so sad tonight. LFG!!!

This is a statement.

They just called that foul on US?

Since Maddox iced Clemson, we haven't trailed in the second half

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

#facts

When we pull down a rebound we need to push over half court and then slowdown. Don't give them time to press.

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Davis ran over the line, not a foul.

Ohh my.... Pregnancy tests. I'm dying here. That shit is hilarious these refs suck uva dicks.

SCHokie

That has to be a fragrant foul on Bacot.

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While yes, it has a sweet smell to us, I think it also might (should) be a flagrant.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Meth is a hellova drug.

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If that isn't a flagrant...

If that was a flagrant on Cattoor that has to also be a flagrant.

Exactly! Catoor didn't even grab, just arm out.

THAT IS INTENTIONAL

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BYE FELICIA

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Bye bye Bacot enjoy the L

SUCK IT BACOT!

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

SAY GOODNIGHT BACOT

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WHAT IS GOING ON IM STILL NERVOUS BUT WE GOT BACOT FOULED OUT AND MADDOX AND ALUMA ARE GOING OFF LETS GGOOOOOOOOO

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Bye bye UNC.

Let’s go……

The announcers are still sucking up to UNC.

Of course

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

MUTTS!!!

These are the nights that I enjoy living in Chapel Hill

UNC a calls off the press. Surrender cobra time.

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FAM FAM FAM!!!!!!!!

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Love this team.

SCHokie

ACC Finals bound boys...

Emptying the bench against the Tar Holes in the ACC tournament! β€οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them!

DEAR MIKE YOUNG,

DON'T SAY SHIT ABOUT THE COMMITTEE

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

I would love if they go to Greenberg in the postgame and he says "the committee would be certifiably insane to leave VT out".

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Think CMY will punch Hubert in the handshake line?

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May I introduce the Selection Committee to the Virginia Tech Hokies.

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Just wow. Bring on Duke!

Bring on Coach Rat...

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ #YNWA

You know your old when a player doesn't know what a Big Wheel is. It's right up there with the Green Machine

What's a Green Machine?

I looked at this picture and flipped over. Those things were dangerous and I loved it

(add if applicable) /s

That 2-7 stretch to start league played showed how much we missed Radford. This tourney run shows that we don't. I loved me some Radford, but we would have run the offense through him and waited in the rest of the game to change. This team is well rounded and shown flexibility to adjust to the hot hand.

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And if you thought the refs were blue-blind tonight, just wait til tomorrow night.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

There were a few missed calls on both sides but really I'd prefer they let them play tomorrow a ticky tack game doesn't bode well against Duke. We need to stay out of foul trouble

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it