Puke game thread

I'm making this thread early cause I made the last 2 and it worked to perfection so I wanted to keep the good luck going before someone else created one. Im puttin' on the same VT gear as the last 2 nights.

FUCK DUKE

and

LLLLLLLETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!

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HOKIES!

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Let's put the rat down one more time.

For the last time

In the VTCC tradition:

"FOR THE LAST DAMN TIME!"

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Boom shakalaka!

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

Bourbon is going down like water already! Let's gooooooo

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

HOKIES!!!

I seldom speak to loluva grads, but when I do, I tell them I want large fries.

Old Forester 1920 over here... Got to be careful with that one as it's a smooth 115 proof.

Is coronavirus over yet?

Wild Turkey 101 for the fourth game in a row.

Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

Blade and Bow for the 4th night as well

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

HOKIES!!!

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

Is it just me or Rece Davis' voice sounds off. He's slightly slurring his words. I hope he's ok

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

I noticed the same thing

I'm already sick of hearing about coach K.

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Let's fucking go!

Holy hot shooting by both teams

VB born, class of '14

Good start. Looks like the guys are dialed in on O. Gotta tighten up the D a bit, but I think this might be another heart attack night..

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Love the shooting but this is not the pace we want to play all game

Agreed. We need to slow things down.

So far it appears the refs are going to let them play. That could be good for us. We'll see if that changes if we get a lead.

Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

Mutts gotta stop this dribbling too much bullshit

I fear that we have played about as well as we can and still trail by 3. This will be hard to keep up with all game

Mutts makes me nervous every time he gets under the basket

If Mutts and Aluma aren't able to score in 1 on 1 in the post we are screwed

So the refs don't look like they're gonna call anything inside; we're gonna have to create space better on the outside because we're just gonna get mauled in the paint

Honestly I'd rather them let them play somewhat physical underneath, because you know damn well Duke is gonna get the lions share of calls if they decide to start calling it tight.

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Why did we shift away from screen action to try and go down low? Definitely not working

VB born, class of '14

The team is playing sloppy right now. They need to settle in

Yep. Gotta calm down. Gotta tigten up the D. Gotta be able to score inside too.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Not gonna win much down low. Gotta live or die by the tre

Free Hugh

Is it jitters? Or the fact it is our fourth game in a row?

Cattoor is on tonight!

Is Hunter gonna be the man tonight??

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Yes.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Mutts turnover machine

Catoor es en fuego

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Please stop that camera!

Yeah, fk that angle. That was terrible

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ESPN was doing this same thing with the hockey game this afternoon and it was terrible there as well

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Feels like a bizarre out of body angle and I do not like it in any way

Gotta get Mutts and Aluma going

If we could just get aluma and mutts going......

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Drinking...

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

We haven't played our best and we're up by 1. So far so good.

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMINโ€™ ON HOME!โ€

Nice game of punch counterpunch so far

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

If Mutts and/or Aluma can get going, this could be a great night

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I think Aluma just arrived!

Hell yeah, great stretch there

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Fuck these bitches let's fucking go

Aluma is here

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Catoor with more points than UVA in the first half and fans at the spring festival combined!

multiplied by the number of UVA Commonwealth Cup wins since 2004

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How are we not a tournament team?

We should be but let's just win the damn thing and not leave it to chance.

Boy, this is gonna be a dogfight all the way

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Fucking hell what a half, keep fighting boys! I'll take it

VB born, class of '14

I'll take it gents. Super fun game to watch and we continue to look every bit the part of a quality NCAA team.

They do realize we are not a typical 7th seed? Don't they.

Halfway home boys! Seems like an evenly called game by the zebras so far.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Don't know that we can continue to hit 70% from 3 but if we can keep up with the heated pace, we've got a puncher's chance.

The announcers were wondering about our legs.

We have 6 players with at least 12 minutes, but only 1 over 17. Duke has 5 with at least 12, but 4 over 17.

Only 15 bench minutes for Duke, 18 for the Hokies

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Man, I hope those guys realize that they've got the chance to do something really special here. They've played now 4 games in 4 days, 2 of the previous 3 being absolute wars and the one was an emotional kickstart. This is the type of run they make TV specials about

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Lunardi has us in now. I say fuck him and we'll just win this game instead.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

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I believe that is the idea for tonight

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I believe that is the idea for tonight this week

FTFY

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No matter what happens, Go HOKIES!

Let's go!!!!

Is ESPN shitting itself for anyone else? All other channels work fine...

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMINโ€™ ON HOME!โ€

We were 0-4 in conference, two months ago.

We are 19:25 from winning the ACC

I'm proud as heyul of this team

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A timeout already. We've got them worried.

I think after last night, K knows that if we get enough momentum, we're 100% able to put them at a semi-comfortable distance. I can't immediately recall them being in a situation like that this year, so limited experience in that type of game would possibly play more into our hands

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Catoor is having the game of his life so far

Mutts has got to stop dribbling in the post.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Fucking mutts man

Mutts is too jittery. He's got to loosen up and play his game

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CATOOR! CATOOR AGAIN!

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Hunter Cattoor though

HUNTER CATOOR FUCKS

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMINโ€™ ON HOME!โ€

Big time players show up in big time situations....enter Hunter Cattoor

Exit Light, Enter Night....Go Hokies

LETS FREAKING GOOOOOOOOOO

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Hokies!!!!!!!

Hunter Cattoor is playing outside his mind right now.

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These commentators obviously haven't seen the clip of Hunter yamming on UVA's head last season. That boy can get up..

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

Hunter is brilliant. Saved all his good shots the last 3 nights for tonight.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Oh, we need a shooter to be competitive against Duke?

Hunter Cattoor:

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Lets get him 4 more to set the ACC record he tied earlier this year.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

4 is a new record

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

Yes. Thats what i said. 4 more. He tied the record with 9 earlier this year.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Really if we can figure out how to shut Banchero down, we're in damn good shape

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He has played a phenomenal game on offense tonight.

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

I don't like him because he plays for Duke. But he is a really damn good ball player.

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Nothing mutts can do he's played him great even perfect he is simply elite offense

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Athletic as hell 6'10 250 PF is a hell of a weapon.

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

Certainly is. He'll make a lot of money soon

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"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

Lol he leaned over to the assistant coach and said 'sonuva bitch!'

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Fuck these refs

Refs calling fouls only after duke misses, yet under our basket it looks like a mosh pit and no whistles

If you can't handle my shit posts, you don't deserve my memes

Duke is Duke and they are the longer team, so they're getting double benefit of the doubt.

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

Coach K is not looking happy.

K tears are the best tears.

I'm still so nervous

I can't let myself feel good

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

We gotta run at roach. And williams and get 1 more foul each to foul them out.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

How was that not a flagrant?

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

Because it's Dook. It was dangerous and should have been called. Don't think he meant it to be dirty...but that's the very play they are trying to legislate out.

We put the K in Kwality

Will the refs foul out a dookie?

How in the fuck is that a foul on aluma?

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

He grabbed him when he tripped and fell

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

Finally mutts!

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Gotta make the freebies though.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

About time Mutts!

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Mutts really needs to step up now with Aluma on the bench

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T up the Rat!!!!

We put the K in Kwality

Feed that angry K into my veins

Oh the duke fan boos are music to my ears ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

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"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

And just like that mutts turns it over again

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

With an open lane for a thunderous slam too. That was a huge missed opportunity for a MO play

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They are letting them play a lot

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

Just like last night

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

We are a physical team so it helps us on defense.

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

Don't mean to be captain obvious, but free throws are about to be paramount

VB born, class of '14

Starting to call a foul everything Dook shoots.

We put the K in Kwality

I think the shooting fouls are legit though. Need Aluma in the middle.

That's gonna happen with our help defense when 4 of our players are coming in to try to block a guy driving free in the key.

Quality minutes by N'Guessan here with Aluma on the bench.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Did Jay Bilas call Storm a magician?

I'm getting sweaty nervous.

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EAT. CLOCK.

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Maddox is a fucking champ even when he is off

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

Maddox working hard, but shot is not there tonight.

Just keep playing hard defense. Trade baskets.

We put the K in Kwality

Just keep pace

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Charge on Dook? Surely you're joking. Coach Rat was in their ear that entire TO. No way he's letting them get away with calling a fair game.

We put the K in Kwality

They got scared after the Rat yelled at them.

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMINโ€™ ON HOME!โ€

Thats a clear charge into mutts.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

That's definitely a Duke bias call

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Terrible call!!

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

That was a charge

Coach K got in Refs ears. Whistles have been distinctly different for last 5 min.

That's bullshit

They got this! Just need to keep their composure!

You know it's a bad call when the commentators even admit it

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Just keep grinding. They'll get pissed here soon.

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This is coming from a non-vt basketball watcher in recent years. But watching this game I'm struck with the same feeling I had in 2010: VT BBall = controlled chaos.

I get that it's really more of a talent level vs. effort but in my defense I grew up in landing mi and adore Izzo roundball. The effort is still there but I don't think I move ever seen so many crazy loose ball scenarios. It's nerve wracking, but I like it.
That said go Hokies!

I'm still figuring this out.

Jesus, dont stop in the corner!!!

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Duke: when all else fails---have the Refs win the game for you.

Duke missing a lot of free throws.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Oh....there you are Mutts!

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Fantastic pass by Aluma

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

I think he was talkin shit after too!

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Mutts!!!!

THERES THE MO SLAM! BUTTS FOR MUTTS!!!

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NEED A GIF OF THE BANCHERO POSTERIZATION ASAP!!!!!

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby


"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

Can you feel it, Mr. Krabs?

Gong for the kill!!!!!

Aluma- "did it go in???"

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Aluma!

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

We have not trailed in the second half since Maddox's dagger

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Jay Bilas sayin "Beautiful Basketball" from the Hokies!

Dukes reachin

I'm still figuring this out.

ITS US FAM! ITS US FAM! IT US FAM!

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Holy Crap!!! This is gonna happen!!!!

FUCK YEAHSHSHSHHSHS

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

K waiving the white flag!

HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. THEY'RE GONNA DO THE THING

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LFG! FUCK DUKE!

We Are The Virginia Tech Hokies...And We Play Football!

*Adibi's Army
**Chicken Hill Social Club

Holy shit we're going to win

Deposit whiskey, receive wisdom.

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

HELL YEAH, WE DID IT!!!

WE DANCING!!!!!!!

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

I literally have tears in my eyes

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

WE DID IT FAM! WE FUCKING DID IT!!!

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ACC Champs!

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

LEEEETTSS GOOOOOO ACC CHAMPSSS

WE ARE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!

ACC Champs!!!!!

Can somebody please cut to Lunardi eating his bracket?

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

ACC Champs Baby!

Reach for Excellence!

VT Football: It'll get after ya!

Proud Hokie since 2004.

Quadrant one win and it doesn't even matter anymore

I literally never thought this was going to happen. Fantastic job all around. Mike Young is an incredible coach, has built a great team and staff, and the players - the played their nuts off! Let's go!!

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Love coach K's moment w/ the storm. We'll deserved.

I'm still figuring this out.

15 games ago, I couldn't figure out what the hell Storm was doing on the court...kid really found something. Proud of him.

"Thatโ€™s a stupid question. Next question."
-Corey Moore

Agreed - I think part of it is keeping his dribble and the other part is maybe Pedulla inspired him.

I'm taking into the Larceny Bourbon boys...cause we just stole an ACC Championship!!!!

We put the K in Kwality

Highland Park Viking Honours Scotch for me.

Maybe some Larceny later

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Elijah Craig for me !

FAM!! Duke tears are the best tears!!

SERIOUS shoutout to the conditioning program for this team, goddamn

No need to put "grit" on the uniforms. Prove it with hardware instead ๐Ÿ†

Hokie Club member since 2017, TriumphNIL subscriber since 2023

Football school, Womenโ€™s basketball school

I think it's called ADRENALINE!

My god...hearing Sandman blaring and the players dancing on the center of the Barclays Center. Goose bumps.

We put the K in Kwality

Opening game next year is going to be lit

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Oh I'm absolutely going to fly back for it if I get time off.

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Another Jay Bilas special: "They wrote this{story} themselves!"

FAM!

Sent Coach K out in STYLE!

I gotta admit as much as ive hated a lot of things hes done, he seemed to be giving our players and coaches real props after the game....especially Storm.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

As much as I love to hate on Coach K, he knows when he's been bested and I think on some level he truly respects when his team just gets outplayed. That was masterful basketball from our guys tonight. Put on a clinic, especially on defense.

"Exit light..."

It's not like that game was close. Coach K had plenty of time to accept it and compose himself.

Was nice of him to spend some time with Murphy. That's something he'll never forget.

K has had a great career.

It looked like K spent time talking to several of the players. Probably the most composed I have seen him after a loss.

Duke looks like they had a perfect Storm hit them.

Holy crap, the last few games have had great win numbers.

One of our stat guys need to research the point difference in scores.

The point differences have been out of this world.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

1-7-13-15....Wait, WHAT'S THE POWERBALL TONIGHT

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And Whit Babcock takes a victory lap after hiring a relatively unknown, but successful mid-major head coach to take over VT basketball after Brent bailed and emptied the player cupboard. Three seasons from Struggle Bus to ACC Champions? No problem. Thank you Whit, you chose wisely.

VTCC '86 Delta Co., Peru Hokie, Former Naval Aviator, Former FBISA, Forever married to my VT87 girl. Go VT!

I'm telling you, that guy is special.

So is MY.

From now on, whenever we are interviewing for a head coach for any sport, one of the questions needs to be: "Have you ever lost a conference championship game?"

Hokie Nation to Whit, now:

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And it seems that he has hired the football version of Mike Young in Brent Pry.

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I hope Pry is as good a football coach as Young is at bball.

Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

Same because if that's the case, Hokie fans are in for a helluva fun run.

Let's just not start 2-7 in year three or the pitchforks will be out! /s

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."