UVa Football 2023: Who's on the Shitter

It. Was. Their. Actual. Slogan.

Update: It gets better.

They made a video

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LOL HOW ARE THEY SO BAD AT THIS

Lol I dunno but I fully appreciate it

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

I'm gonna guess they meant it to be Hoos on the Loose, but... Phew they missed the mark by a country mile

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Ah, I see it now. Obviously no one at lolUVA passed basic l337 5p34k.

n00bs

hahahahaa have a leg, nerd

/5

the numbers donโ€™t lie and they spell disaster

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Edit: too many reloads on mobile. Self-drink!

I just want to say that I read the headline and was prepared for some trash talking to UVA, or maybe they've had their top players xfer out, but no I was not prepared for this.

So...Waterloo? Oh wait...still bad just ask Napoleon-I mean he was French

WTAF?

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Who's gonna make a splash?
We can't talk about our number ones because we're still working on our number two!
Drop your kids off at the pool and come to our spring football festival!
This is the year we ascend to the throne!
Our conditioning coaches have given the players the runs.
Bronco sure left a lot of horse apples.
Also this:

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the numbers donโ€™t lie and they spell disaster

Lol they made a video

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

"Who's Lou?"

-Jimmy Dugan, Rockford Peaches

We put the K in Kwality

Lou is the guy who has no idea where Tyler Durden has been

Ring Design Chair

He was the bus driver

We put the K in Kwality

"Avoid the Clap"

- Jimmy Dugan

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

I used to have a baseball signed like that. Was some kind of promo piece for the movie. Great conversation piece.

We put the K in Kwality

Thank you for posting this as I'm still blocked by LOLUVA football social media for calling out London and his fake commonwealth cup trophy he took on tour of the state.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

I too am I blocked by UVA twitter. Such a beta move.

I got blocked awhile ago and I have no idea why. I seriously think they not only blocked people tweeting at them, but anyone who liked said tweets

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Nobody, not one person raised the question, what if people see Hoos on the Loo? And if just one person raised said question and the whole room didn't go, yeah we should scrap that, then they deserve the mockery and memes that are coming his way.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

It's about time UVA football got to the loo, they've been shitting the bed for years.

I can't wait for them to follow up and tell us "it's a movement."

"Exit light..."

As long as it's not an irregular movement it should check out.

If it doesn't they need more fiber in their diet

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UVa football stinking up the place would be more of a regular movement for them.

A loose movement at that.

I only have a rudimentary understanding of bladed weapons.

Is a sabre supposed to have that bad of a kink in the middle of the blade? I know some cavalry sabers curve, but they don't have that kind of kink do they?

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

We don't kink shame here, ok?

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

So whos gonna be the first to dub the audio for when he looks in the room to the audio from dumb and dumber when harry destroys the bathroom at the womans house?

Or it could be when he puts the record on change the audio to that as well.

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

In all seriousness I feel like you have to try to be this bad at marketing? It's like we have a mole in there or something.

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It's like we have a mole in there or something.

I think his name is Fete Noris, and he is just doing his typical best

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

You mean Feece Noris.

Not gonna lie...I thought that was Ted Cruz for a minute

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

It's like we have a mole in there or something.

Or gerbil

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

one would think they would be up on their British jargon and would recognize this faux pas. Thankfully, this slipped through the cracks and we have a good laugh at their expense. Lo23ers.

Onward and upward

The French have never been particularly fond of the British.

"I hope we are, and will always be, detested in France" The Duke of Wellington

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Maybe the team nutritionist has the players on prune juice to loo23n things up?

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Seems that hashtag lasted less than 24 hours? Looks like they have scrubbed their TL of any mention of it.

I will not let it die though

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

The internet is forever!

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

We'll likely get a chance to revive it some next year.

Quick and dirty:

Check your email, you probably have a job offer from the hoo graphics department to make Lane Stadium North look like it isn't full of Hokies.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

At least now we know where they are when they aren't in the stands

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

Its one of those things where... I mean come on the joke wrote itself, and with THAT logo in their portfolio?

I did a slight edit to desaturate the maroon, in case anyone was wondering why I reuploaded the image. But... I mean this could easily be a tshirt this year for us.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Change the maroon background back to their blue and sent it to their twitter?

I will not save anything in their color out of principle

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Hoo wants a swirly?!?

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

This is one of the greatest things I have ever seen. Thank you.

I do art stuff.

let it be plaid

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

On a side note, I am glad to see they are back to their normal helmets and not the BM version

(yes, pun intended)

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

What will happen to all the pavers in Charlottesville now? Guess toilets will be hard to come by-are they gonna break them to beat us metaphorically?

They must have pooped a paver at the thought of Pry turning our program around

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

That's the worst damn video I've ever seen, and I've seen some bad CFB videos

They shot that player in the fuggin janitor's closet bro

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

They shot that player in the fuggin janitor's closet bro

Complete with dirty, discolored/stained ceiling tiles.

I thought it was a bathroom....

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

It looks like they used a white projection screen for the background in the part with pads on. They included the ceiling tiles in the frame and the wall that the projection screen was also supposed to cover.

Also I'm sort of confused in the turf floor with a standard 8' ceiling. I assume it's their gym based on the floor, but that's a low ceiling for a gym. Maybe it's a dedicated filming/photo room which makes it so much worse.

Plain af white wall, lights cramped up next to the player, looks like pure shit

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

Goddamn, they are downright horrible at marketing & PR.

Are you trying to tell me their marketing dept has gone into the shitter?

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Probably. But is there a chance they're doing all of this on purpose? I mean, at least people are talking about them, which isn't something the football team regularly earns.

And no surprise there, it's Wally Lancaster with an airball that looked gorgeous on its way to nowhere...
2/15/89, VT vs. South Carolina...

Lee

Wait when did they stop doing #HardThingsTogether?

#HoosOnTheLoo and #HardThingsTogether are not mutually exclusive

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

#KeepStraining

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#shItStartsNow

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Would not surprise me a bit to them actually use #KeepsTraining without getting it.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

While it may have failed for 2023, here's to hoping 30-years from now (AKA the next time UVA wins the Commonwealth Cup) UVA will try to have better success with it.

Yeah I mean I don't think I've ever seen 2 substituted for an S. 5 Actually makes sense.

(add if applicable) /s

I'm glad I'm not the only one that was confused by this...

But in all seriousness- who the hell do they have coming up with this shit? I would say they need to be fired, but they're the fuckin gift that keeps on giving.

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

I guess that record just loops the 'brown note'.

It's like the movie Se7en but on a toilet.

"You're proud of your wahoo diploma - 4 years of going to class. If I had a Wahoo diploma, I'd use it to wipe off my ass!'

Why 23? because our beloved #25 dropped a deuce on them so many times.

"You're proud of your wahoo diploma - 4 years of going to class. If I had a Wahoo diploma, I'd use it to wipe off my ass!'

Didn't one of their players poop themselves playing us this year?

* probably every year TBH

Onward and upward

yes, it was one of their WRs

Kemp?

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Well, he definitely wasn't on the loo.

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

WAPOOWA!

This one was - chef's kiss:

I told him Iโ€™d crawl on my hands and knees to be the DL coach at Virginia Tech. Now, all of a sudden, Iโ€™m sitting in this chair and I told him Iโ€™d still crawl on my hands and knees to work here. I just want to be here.
JC Price

It's just too easy

Well, if you get enough fiber anyway

I do art stuff.

so who actually made the graphic, alum or skipper?

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

After watching this, I'm absolutely terrified of playing UVA. I've decided to become a Hoo

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I also root for: The Keydets, Army, TexAggies, NY Giants, NY Rangers, ATL Braves, and SA Brahmas

And just when I was worried that Bronco leaving meant we wouldn't get hashtags like this. Thanks for never disappointing us, lolUVA

Anyone check reactions on LeSabre?

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

No, since they changed the site format from a couple years ago I have zero clue on how to read or find anything there.

They changed it and made it worse?????

That's incredibly on-brand.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Pure embarrassment and actually giving us props for deservedly dunking on them for it. Literally nobody defending it, just trashing their own marketing dept.

The pic I made above was posted there by one of their posters and they laughed in agreement with it.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Im starting to think this was a PR stunt? I can't explain it any other way besides we have an alum doing some incredible trolling in their PR department.

Saw this and this gif came to mind...

This is their transfer portal rejection letter.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

Just seems that HoosOnTheLoo22 would have been a much better rhyme.

But this way we get another year out of it.

To Hoo-ever came up with it, Thank Hoo.