CMYBall Adds First Recruit of 2023

By: 07Hokie
STATS AND DOG SPORTS
on July 15, 2022, 4:04 PM | 26 comments

Hokies add Brandon Rechsteiner, a 6-1 PG from Etowah HS Georgia.

Currently a 3* rated prospect, though reported by 247 to be "fast rising"

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HomebrewHokie08's picture HomebrewHokie08
🍺MAKES "BEER" ⚗️🦃
| 3 years 11 months #

I think Mike Young knows what he wants, so good news he is already putting them in the boat.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

DFWHokie's picture DFWHokie
STRANGER IN THE ALPS
| 3 years 11 months #

Rechsteiner comes from a line of athletes as his father is Scott Steiner, or Big Poppa Pump, who has been a professional wrestler for over 25 years

Awesome

Frosty's dad's picture Frosty's dad
FROSTY IS A BEAR
| 3 years 11 months # ^

So if we can't beat the opposition on the court, we can at least do this to them?

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

101WildTurkeys's picture 101WildTurkeys | 3 years 11 months # ^

VT better add a degree in Steiner Math.

For those that don't know, behold one of the greatest promos of all time,

HorseOnATreadmill's picture HorseOnATreadmill
| 3 years 11 months # ^

I HAVE A 141 AND TWO THIRDS CHANCE OF WINNING.

Can't argue with that.

Too Druck to Funk's picture Too Druck to Funk | 3 years 11 months # ^

THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE, AND THEY SPELL DISASTER

Think I just found my new sig.

the numbers don’t lie and they spell disaster

Vtkey's picture Vtkey
| 3 years 11 months # ^

He mastered statistics before the internet did.

KopHokie's picture KopHokie | 3 years 11 months #

Another baby faced assassin like Sean Pedulla-I likey

lepakkkkk's picture lepakkkkk | 3 years 11 months #

I'm laughing hysterically at the mental image of him growing to the size of his father and running up and down the court dunking on fools.

757hokie83's picture 757hokie83
CLASS WAR VETERAN
| 3 years 11 months #

He needs to come out for warm-ups looking like this

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Vtkey's picture Vtkey
| 3 years 11 months # ^

Scott Steiner wears # 69. So there's that.

07Hokie's picture 07Hokie
STATS AND DOG SPORTS
| 3 years 11 months #

Well now I am conflicted.

I hated Scott Steiner back in the late 90s. He was a damn good heel.

However, we're gonna have a lot of gifs to use if he's good.

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

VTCCA99's picture VTCCA99
7 2 88
| 3 years 11 months # ^

My very first thought was for the awesome gif potential.

Deposit whiskey, receive wisdom.

07Hokie's picture 07Hokie
STATS AND DOG SPORTS
| 3 years 11 months # ^

Also, as a PG, he's already got a default nickname.

Big Poppa Point.

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Egbert's picture Egbert
BEER
| 3 years 11 months #

This has been the most unusual breakdown of a recruit that I have ever seen.
I don't think I know that much more about him but, I'm excited anyway.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

benw92's picture benw92
HOKIE IN CHICAGO
| 3 years 11 months #

I wasn't sure about this considering where he's currently ranked, but after seeing his father, I'm all in

Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

fernleyhokie's picture fernleyhokie
🌏MAN OF MYSTERY🕵
| 3 years 11 months #

oh man, If we don't see Scott Steiner giving commentary during half-time I will consider it a fail for VT broadcasting. Loved to hate that man growing up, really excited about him being at future games.

jimbojew5's picture jimbojew5 | 3 years 10 months # ^

81st ranking is higher than 247s final ranking for Rodney Rice....

gobble gobble chumps's picture gobble gobble chumps
PLS
| 3 years 10 months # ^

85th nationally fyi

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

HokieMan07's picture HokieMan07
BY GRABTHARS 🔨
| 3 years 10 months # ^

What a savings

"Everything has an end, except a sausage which has two." - German Proverb

Mr Storm Your Field's picture Mr Storm Your Field | 3 years 10 months # ^

YESSSS

very exciting to see!

benw92's picture benw92
HOKIE IN CHICAGO
| 3 years 10 months # ^

Must have had a really good summer. That's awesome.

Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

VWhokiehi's picture VWhokiehi | 3 years 10 months # ^

Or they found out who Poppa was and they became afraid, very afraid.......

"Don't go to, go through"

SoupHokie09's picture SoupHokie09
SOUP OR SALAD?
| 3 years 10 months # ^

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*