The 2022 Football Season is officially underway

Welcome to the Brent Pry Era, everyone!

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LET'S GOOOOO!!!!!!

HOKIES!!!!!!!!

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

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I'm feeling again!!!!!!!!!

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

To quote the Brothers Osborne: "I'm Good For Some But I'm Not For Everyone"

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Getting my keys ready for this season. Let's Go Hokies!!

About 5 years ago I bought a couple 50 packs of key blanks and a 10 pack of those wire keychains and made Key Play noisemakers for everyone we go to games with. Surprisingly inexpensive (total cost was maybe $40), so maybe $4 a keychain.

I put my TKPC bottle opener on mine and attach it to my belt with a carabiner during games. Works very well.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Genius. I typically don't have my keys with me when I'm in Blacksburg and I have forgotten to add them to my tailgate checklist on more than one occasion.

Smart, I launched my keys halfway down the north endzone when I was student because the key ring broke

Don't spend money on blank keys. Heavener Hardware will give you a whole box of miscut keys for FREE.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

This!!!! I did buy a VT blank key for the end and I have a Keychain that plays tech triumph on mine. The VT is coated and doesn't make noise so I hold it with the Keychain and let the other keys jingle!

I have not added the TKP bottle opener too it, but I do have a bottle opener on it.

This is genius. We've embraced as much of a key-free existence as we can, and when we're in Blacksburg with the Wrangler, it's okay because that has a key start, but if we're in my car, that's just a fob and remote start, not to mention that I am not to be trusted with the only keys to our vehicle when I've been tailgating. We also have keyless entry at the house, so my key inventory is limited. But this....this is is a risk-free solution to the problem. Thank you, AssPocket!

No prob. Sounds like y'all need to do something like this.

...or befriend a janitor.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Just an FYI, Heavener is gone from that location as of Oct 1. They're moving into south main. I think it's a different name too? Another hardware store is taking over the Heavener spot.

You know, with as much as things have changed in Blacksburg in the last few years, I thought to myself as I hit post, "Hell, is Heavener even there anymore?"

Thanks for the update.

I don't know if other places toss them as they miscut them or what. I just know that Heavener used to keep a box of them. If memory serves, I think it was specifically for fans asking for keys. That's how you serve the hometown peeps!

I'm sure other places would save them for you if you asked.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

We're currently undefeated in the Pry Era!

which means zero post-game thread meltdowns on TKP! hahaha

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Ah, the pre-season. The calm before the storm.

I, for one, appreciate everyone who makes the post game meltdown threads. It's tough to meltdown in the game threads as people keep killing the vibe with thoughtful commentary and positive feelings!

2026 Season Challenge: TBD
Previous Challenges: Star Wars (2019), Marvel (2020), Batman (2021), Wrasslin' (2022)

You must not have tuned into some of the Fuente era game threads.

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Damn, that had to hurt

He has more dancing videos on social media. Arizona Rattlers? I think

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

I could do that. Once

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

OT: I really hated his character

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

And Helms gave the commencement address at uva.

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (979) Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

I also root for: The Keydets, Army, TexAggies, NY Giants, NY Rangers, ATL Braves, and SA Brahmas

VT needs to get Broccoli Rob

Edit: no that's Colbert and he just isn't funny.

Disclaimer: this isn't a political post. I just don't think he's that funny personally. Haven't watched Late Show since Dave retired. I also don't think Will Ferrell is funny (come at me).

Well 1/2 ain't bad. 2000's Colbert was hilarious, but pretty clear that was the writers. Now he's just being himself without the snark and it's.. not the comedy that made him famous that's for sure.

Will Ferrell is awesome I will fight you over that take

Colbert just made his name on extreme sarcasm. That's all he ever could do. I thought Colbert Report was just so sarcastic it wasn't even funny. Now mind you I watched Daily Show back in the day with Craig Kilbourne and Jon Stewart and thought the general political satire was funny. Then Steve Carrell was great on there and spawned his career. But Colbert just never did it for me. He got his own show, but he just got so sarcastic and overtly political it stopped being funny.

Sorry not sorry on Ferrell. He was horrendous in the Office. He could have really been great there but he just doesn't get it done.

IMO when they were doing the episodes looking for the next manager on the Office, Ray Romano would have killed it. Like absolutely killed it. His little bit about the sandwich and blowing off the interview, then regretting it afterwards. His dry humor would have been awesome in that spot.

Early Andy sucked. He really hit a groove in like season 5-7 and was good. Then when he was the boss and went off on the boat...just got stupid again.

It's like the difference between a submarine and any other ship.

It's whether or not you can resurface.

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Any ship can be a minesweeper...once.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

I could do that, but I don't think my health insurance would cover the results...

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Me - Once and only once a ... long time ago

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Speaking of the upcoming season, does anyone know when tickets will be sent? Haven't bought tickets since 2018 and now they are all mobile delivery so not sure how this process works.

Mine arrived in the app about a week or so ago

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

Haven't received mine yet so I called the ticket office.

I was told that tickets should be delivered by the end of next week. He said something about some tickets being sent out as a test but they can't be transferred yet. Not sure what that's all about.

My app is empty as well.

Next up, whoever makes first 2022 Hokies Football hype video

Bleeding burnt orange and chicago maroon

I only recognize Billdozer hype videos

Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

This is the way

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Is mstrawther still around? He's also high quality.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

He's still around. Did this in March. Wrong sport, but enjoy.

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Wow. Good times.

Talk about saving that tournament with one shot...

Fucking Clemson hoops. Fucking worst. Total dogshit for 100 years- unless they are playing VT in March. I hate that total bullshit almost as much as I hate UVA. The fucking worst.

Tell us how you really feel, Doug.

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LOL. Seriously. If we lose to Duke, UNC, Louisville, Cuse, ND in hoops? Well hell, tip it up again and get better. That's life against legit hoops programs. Lose to a throw away annoying program at a football school with a low budget coach in important games in March? kill me. can't stand that effing program.

Let's get to work

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

Let's win a fucking lot of football games again!

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (979) Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

I also root for: The Keydets, Army, TexAggies, NY Giants, NY Rangers, ATL Braves, and SA Brahmas

I have no expectations related to wins and losses this season. I'm just looking forward to seeing football players doing football things for the first time in a while.

Is coronavirus over yet?

My expectations: Play a clean game against ODU. A clean game- no dumb fucking penalties. A backup QB that can call a play if needed. Defensive backs within the zip code of receivers. Play a clean game- all I ask. Do that, you beat those fucking minor league chumps. Then move on to better things. Get better every week. Play physical. Don't try to ice a college kicker that will never in a million fucking years hit a 54 yard outdoor FG. Baby steps.

I believe Pry can do this. I really, REALLY hope so.

Agree. I don't know if we will win, but i DO KNOW that ODU is not going to pass the ball down the field undefended all day like 7 on 7. I do know that.

Despite our roster not being a strong P5 roster yet, we still have to be more talented than ODU across the board. We have a staff that knows how to win. I think we destroy ODU.

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

We had NFL draft picks on the field when they kicked our asses all day the last time we played there.

We had a HS JV staff coaching them and drawing up the game plan then changing it Saturday morning.

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

Exactly. Good coaching hides flaws while bad coaching hides talent.

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Never heard this, but soooooo true.
Thanks!

#GRIT

We put the K in Kwality

Sorry. Wrong season.

We put the K in Kwality

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

Didn't feel like it needed its own thread but....take a look at how pumped the guys are here. Relatable coach, social media presence, players looking pumped. How can you not be bought in?

was fuentes buy out so much that we can't have the lights on to save money?

Absolutely love it. Seems like everyone has really bought in and embraced Pry and his staff. When you have a well-coached team who will run through a wall for their coaches and vice versa, good things should happen.

Team Building 101

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Wasn't real sure where to post this, as it seemed not to warrant a separate post.

Looks like we'll get to see the little bro of Michael Brewer, per Bruce Feldman...

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Ughhh whyyyyyy

Reach for Excellence!

VT Football: It'll get after ya!

Proud Hokie since 2004.

With all of his concussion trouble I wish he'd hang it up. That does not bode well for future mental or physical health. And it's not like he will be playing in the NFL.

In the AMA, Michael called the injury in the B12 title game a shoulder stinger. Didn't look like a stinger. Not sure if he's had other injuries or concussions after that one.

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Other than injury and not knowing who Liberty would play instead, not sure his play at his tail end of being at Baylor or last year at Utah would fill me with dread

Plus if this is your third team in so many years what does that tell you.

Of course on the other hand, we do have a history of making a QB who is in his first start or the backup who just got there look like he should be a Heisman hopeful.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

One of many reasons I love college football. There's a student wearing a VT sweater, too!

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

That was actually pretty funny.

The dudes last name is COALE!!

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

This is fantastic. I love it!

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

Scrimmage highlights from yesterday on VT Fb twitter. Some take aways:
-Jayden McDonald absolutely laid out Drake Deiuliis in the last clip.
-Kaleb Smith had a great TD grab.
-Lofton shown getting the ball a couple of times.
-Devin Farrell shown throwing the ball to Chance Black. Overthinking time: Chance is 2nd or 3rd on the depth chart with Thomas and Holston out (should go King, Black/Duke, Christian). Does that mean Farrell has already passed Tajh Bullock on the depth chart? Could be a ton of other reasons but fun to speculate

Feels like we've heard absolutely nothing about Tajh this season - like, I forgot he was on the team. Not sure If I've just missed it, or if he's not progressing well, or what

Pry and the staff have mentioned him and Devin pretty evenly. Both are young and will take turns as scout team QB to get those live speed reps. It will be more interesting next year when Brown is gone and we need a new back up who emerges.

The exciting thing is we have a QB coach who has a few decades in the business helping them.

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

Is he a QB whisperer though?

Devin Farrell is legit. He will play this season, if possible.

Tajh, I was hoping he'd have the offense down under the previous staff. He's learning a new one now, so I'm labeling him as a project. There are some practice vids on Twitter showing him throw some nice passes, so he's capable.

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Whoa, you think he'll get some time against Wofford?

I loved how he played in the spring game, and his high school tape. Hate using height as a metric but unfortunately we've seen so many QB's of his height fail in college. Hope he's a Russell Wilson or Manziel rather than a Brewer or Burmeister

Hate using height as a metric but unfortunately we've seen so many QB's of his height fail in college

And tinder.

I'll even venture to say Pry will play Farrell as an athlete if need be to get him on the field.

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Benji gosnell out for the season per Brent pry -Andy bitter via Twitter

Really sucks, especially coming off his previous knee injury. However if there's one position we could take a hit, TE is it with Gallo, Deuliis, Blumrick, HSG, Wright also there. Hope he heals up and is ready to go next spring.

What show is this? I need to start watching it.

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Shoresy, spin off of Letterkenny. Both are on Hulu and fantastic.

The cast of former hockey players they got is amazing. My favorite is Terry Ryan. Such a beauty. He plays Hitch. His whole name is Ted Hitchcock but if you say it real fast it sounds like teninchcock.

I really think that Shorsey an evolutionary step forward from letterkenny. I can't wait for the next season

I thought Letterkenny got stale in season 9 (haven't gotten to season 10 yet, but I will watch it soon to see if they rebounded). I'm glad Shoresy is here to be a new creative outlet for the writers

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

I found season 10 to be somewhat of a return to form.

Season 9 had strong opening and closing episodes, with a whole lot of unfocused meandering in between. I'm willing to chalk that up to Covid difficulties.

Cosigned on Shoresy, it's great and manages to be so in a completely different way than its parent show

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Letterkenny did get stale any time it wasn't pushing plot lines forward. They'd kill giant chunks of time with the rhyming gags and it got old in Season 9.

Um, I just saw a Lane Stadium/VT football commercial in the middle of sports center this morning! I have NEVER seen a VT commercial outside of our game time slots. Especially not a VT football one. It talked/showed how Lane Stadium is still the scariest place to play in football. Not gonna lie it got my amped big time. Sorry but I couldn't find a video out there to share and was in too much awe to pull out my phone to record.

Edit: and to clarify this was NOT an ESPN commercial for a specific game we are going to play. It was for VT Football, paid for by VT. Is this some of the new donor money being spent to up our profile?

Ive always been butt hurt we have never been included in the game day Big and Rich song. Pisses me off. TCU, Ok State, Iowa, others have...

Same man. I love the song but this makes me sad every saturday.

I hate the song. I wish they'd go back to "Back in the Mud".

Well we go on down to Bama off to Knoxville over to Ames for the game. They mention every city but blacksburg

Just mentioned on ESPN, whit Babcock a top three potential replacement for auburns AD. That would for sure blow

Yeah, I don't see Whit walking into this kind of a situation.

Yeah I wasn't aware of the situation regarding the current AD departure but sounds like its going to be a tough sell

Boosters tried to railroad Harsin after last season. I know I'm not in that realm, but personally dealing with VT boosters (or lack thereof) has to be a lot easier than trying to deal with the Auburn boosters and the expectations of trying to get someone that will beat Bama every year.

There are almost 130 FBS schools with boosters easier to deal with than Auburn

To step into Auburn as AD, I would want a bigger buyout than the football coach. They are insane there.