OT: How DARE you, sir

I demand satisfaction from this aptly named sporting goods retailer.

Seriously though.

What the hell is going on at Dick's Sporting goods?

P.S. all jokes aside, some really good clearance deals on actual VT gear I would actually wear.

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I need to order a couple of those VT penis warmers for the colder games this year.

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How many penises do you have?

This is the EXACT perfect question here, I was wondering the same when I saw that comment. Leg(s)!(?)

The Cup is going nowhere Mikey!

You have your home warmer, away warmer, throwback alternate warmer, formal dinner warmer, bar-hopping warmer...
The list goes on.

.... this is the most perfectly written thing I've ever seen on this site
-8300A_Hokie'12

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Gotta dress in layers for the cold weather games

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Peni

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

I believe Penis would be third declension neuter, so plural is probably Penes.

This is correct

Pronounces "pennies" ?

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Probably "Pen-ace" I think.

Pronounced "Kevin." C'mon now.

Doesn't matter what the plural is if you've neutered all the declensions

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Neuter? Really? Daaaaang

I'm still figuring this out.

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The first comment is good, this will probably go plaid. Have your leg.

Can't leg either of those two comments, as they're at +69, so here's a couple of legs, one for each comment:

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

I've never had a plaid comment, so feel free to keep it going to 100.

Just took it to 80, come on folks only 20 more.

Thank you. I'd really like to lose my plaid virginity on a comment about having multiple penii. Or at least having multiple apparel option for one's single penis.

Double plaid comments discussing penii would be the most ironic, most TKP thing ever

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Only 8 to go folks!! Lets do this!!

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S'yeah...so.....Thanks everybody. Especially DFWHokie for the assist. He really helped carry it over the finish line. It feels good. Gotta say losing the plaid virginity feels almost as good as the other one. It definitely took longer.

Yeah. But do they have them in larger sizes?

We put the K in Kwality

Personally I order the small size. I like it to fit a little more snuggly.

"Don't go to, go through"

They say to order one size smaller than you think.

Do they come in smaller sizes?

I found TKP after two rails from TOTS then walking back to my apartment and re-watching the 2012 Sugar Bowl. I woke up the next day with this username.

The person behind this also runs the ACC Network as well

Well, at least we'll never run short on spurtles.

... is that last one actually a literal dicks sporting good?

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Yeah wait what exactly is that second thing

I mean the first thing is infuriating but the second thing is just perplexing

It's a cover for your golf putter

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BSME 2009

Or maybe it's a genitalia warmer? We just don't know 仄儭

Multifunction, apparently.

It's a Dikfur, you know, to pee with

OHHHH ok ya got it.

I still giggle like a child when I look at it.

You demand satisfaction? So you want Dicks to bang you?

This is not the website to be demanding satisfaction from Dick's.

I am not sure what to do with my hands now

Not to totally derail the topic... But does anyone know where to get an orange long sleeve performance shirt? All i see is maroon. Not that I don't love maroon, but I'm in the orange section of the WVU game... And I have no orange.

EDIT- An orange performance long sleeve that does NOT have the weird, curvy logo thing on it. Seriously, wtf is that thing and why is it still around?

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Not to totally derail the topic

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Do you need a matching orange penis holder too?

I don't think the WVU game will be cold enough (although having lived in FL for 17 years now, my blood may have thinned a bit). Maybe I could use it for those cold days of fishing the flats in January down here.....

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