Currently leading the live poll, by a very wide (girthy even) margin....Cock Commander.
https://www.thestate.com/sports/college/university-of-south-carolina/usc...
poll is at the end of the article, should any of you heathens wish to participate
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Can't believe Rod Johnson isn't on the list.
I'm a fan of "Chicken Boo" personally
I think the Commander of the C. L. I. T. animal rights group might have something to say about this.
I am in my 50s. I own this on DVD and have never failed to laugh out loud at this scene once. That is all.
Seeing why Cock Commander as a trending topic in my Twitter Feed this morning was definitely a risky click.
Cock Commander
So Rooster Cogburn would be top place in the none sexual names list? (so like 110th best name)
Followed by Cluck Norris, Tyranosauraus Pecks ,Drumstick, and Randy
Speaking of the cock commander, Auburn dropped this today:
CFB twitter is on fire today.
Wait a minute ... both winners and loser are Hard?
Edit: typing is hard
Yea, this was my first reaction as well. Like, what the hell is the point?
Oh that was not my first reaction, I just assumed we'd not talk about the obvious issue with asking college students if they're hard
I guess the point is it Hard to be an Auburn fan?
This has serious "#HardThingsTogether" vibes....
Edit- Didn't see that InEnemyTerritory beat me to this
Its a State of Alabama thing, i guess.....
*Relieved
*relieved when you're
The typos are brutal
Wow. I'm ashamed I missed that. Releived jumped off the screen at me and I had to get on it before someone else.
This is not surprising, given Auburn was began by a Wahoo, where they do hard things together.
Is that true? Auburn is a land grant institution, way more similar to VT than UVA
It's never too late to do the right thing...
Check the colors.
This reminds me of when Ole Miss had to find a new mascot when they were getting rid of Johnny Reb (which was way later than it should have been). They had the students come up with new mascots, and some genius kid came up with Admiral Akbar as the mascot, which was perfect for a team named the rebels. I think it almost won too IIRC.
it would have won if disney/lucasfilm didn't squash it too
How could they go with anyone other than the classic?
Totally agree. By far the best choice.
Meanwhile in another part of the same state, we have these glorious hashtags from Furman.
At least they keeping it real (referring to the #FUallthetime)
i like that the two universities in greenville, which is a pretty conservative city, are Furman (FU), and Bob Jones (BJU)
Yes, leaving the naming of your mascot - which is a gamecock, by the way - to college students will surely turn out well.
No Cocky McCockface?
I'm disappointed in the youts.
If they ever win a championship, the entire team gets 'Cock rings.
They should just eschew the cock jokes and get right down to it. Name the bird "The Phallus of Malice".
That's a good one! I was thinking Dill Doe
between this and Jerry Jones GH moment twitter has been risky checking it lately
Jerry has apparently been saying that for years. Its apparently also a term used by oil workers, but surprising no one told him the alternate meaning and that he is still using the term.
To me "Cock Commander" reads backwards. It feels like "Commander Cock" flows better....
Although either way you arrange the names should be the new title for the owner of the Washington Team .
South Carolina's colors include a shade of red---What about Barbecue Chicken and call it Barbie for short.
Heard a good one on late night, Dwayne "the Cock" Johnson
This thing is going to get out of hand. It's taking on a life of its own.
yep. the fans have really risen to the occassion. The climax of this whole naming thing is going to be interesting.
Perhaps engaging nonfans is silly.
FTFY..... I think 🤔 we are doing puns here right?
Well, obviously, if you shouldn't engage nonfans, then your only option left is OnlyFans
This is the only option^^^^
Perhaps encouraging net-votes is silly.
Boooo, the new name will be "The General"
No relation to the insurance company promoted by Shaq
Between this and the Commanders are we entering a fad of generic rank names for things?
What's next, the Commandants? The Lieutenants? The Privates?
The privates isn't going to work as well you know ... The Cocks really pounded the Privates today. The Privates really flushed the Crimson tide out of their own stadium today, it was a bloody massacre
EDIT: also I think it's probably a no no to use the term "Lady Privates"
When Hubs was at Tech his roomie always enjoyed playing SCar and Oregon State on NCAA Football.
The Cocks pounded the Beavers. The Cocks are penetrating that Beaver line..... etc
you know, there are 948 bowl games every year and we couldn't get this matchup a couple times? shame on the bowl selection committees that couldn't line this up.
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
Well, after that sham, they course corrected again:
Agreed, if not Cock Commander, then keeping the name is best option
His name may officially be S.B.S., but I will forever refer to him as Cock Commander
It was a game of chicken; one of the parties blinked
Well, lets see if he can be the spur of the moment.