What's the best thing to do after a back breaking loss? Take out your anger on the next guy!
Jeff Hafley thinks that pass interference calls should apply to balls that are a mile out of bounds.
Jeff Hafley thinks that the ODU stadium is state of the art.
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Jeff Hafley has a master's degree in history.
Jeff Hafley skews the mean average of annual salaries for history degrees.
Jeff Hafley finished his full course of Ivermectin and wonders why he doesn't feel better.
Jeff Hafley once got a ticket because he paaaahked his caaaaah in Haaaaahvahhhd yaaaaahd.
Jeff Hafley thinks Boston is a great college football town.
Jeff Hafley calls 911 with noise complaints at 10 AM on a Saturday when he lives next to a large, public park and playground.
Hafney drives a hackney
Pry likes to fly.
Jeff Hafley burgled the Hokie locker room during the ODU game
Maybe looking for the Hokie playbook?
Jeff Hadley looked past Rutgers cause he wants his team to watch Enter Sandman from the sidelines like UNC.
Jeff Hafley is hoping he can work hard and one day be Jeff Wholly.
Jeff Hafley doesn't even create good anagrams.
Jeff Hafley thinks suing the former tour he was a part of is a great move, both for his career and for the future of his new venture.
Jeff Hafley thinks our offensive coaches should take the stairs for every game
Jeff Hafley thinks half a rack of baby back ribs is just as good as a full rack.
Jeff Hafley always thinks his chances are 50/50
Jeff Hafley doesn't understand why anyone would ever drive in the right lane.
He thinks it's his job to enforce the speed limit by driving just under it in the left lane.
Jeff Hafley thinks the BC stadium has a nice gameday atmosphere
Jeff Hafley couldn't get the Virginia Tech job.
Jeff Hayley likes Matt Ryan.
All the Hafley autocorrects are a chef's kiss.
Please do not edit and fix them.
Jeff thinks that the Gallo 24 is the better motor for Paul's Skyline
Jeff Hafley petitioned to have the game played on Torgerson bridge to better imitate the stadium atmosphere his team is used to...
Jeff Hafley thinks ODUs security detail is adequate
Jeff Hafley is glad to face a cupcake team after facing a powerhouse like Rutgers in week 1.
Jeff Hafley likes daylight savings time and doesn't wan to change it
Jeff Hafley thinks it's funny to tell people when he grow up he will be Jeff Wholey.
Jeff Hafley can sit on his own head
Jeff Hafley thinks Manhattan Clam Chowder is better than New England Clam Chowder.
Jeff Hafley hands out Boston Baked Beans for Halloween.
Jeff Hafley believes that this year he may have the best QB in Massachusetts. I don't know, my hate is low but my envy is high 🤷🏾♂️
Jeff Halfbeard.
Jeff Hafley doesn't like seeing guys being dudes.
Jeff has only ever won 6 games in a season at BC. He prefers this because that is exactly Haf of them.
Jeff Hafley even haf-asses his hatin' on thread. Previous last comment over a day old.
Jeff Hafley thinks the ACC has a fabulous TV deal.
Jeff Hafley loves the commercials on ACCN and buys everything for gifts.
Well, someone has to fund the ACCN...
The ACCN execs should just call to check their zip codes so they can get the MO-NEY1
Dyne-o-mite!
Jeff Hafley likes to by a bunch of keys that don't open anything and then he puts each one on their own key chain and writes phone numbers of opposing coaches on the key chain and then leaves them around town so that people call the coach's all week prior to game day to return keys that open nothing.
Jeff Hafley uses a blow-up doll in order to ride in the HOV lane
aka when he talks about cruising in the HOV Lane he is talking about Hafley's Other Vag if you know what he means *wink*
That's my car.... That's my girl!!!!
Jeff Hafley disagrees with Ron Swanson. He thinks it's better to half two things than it is to whole ass one thing.
Was this intentional? It's borderline genius if it was
Jeff Hafley is team Frozen Yogurt.
.... As an adult.
Kids love Sweet Frog.
I assume most kids, like me, just love all the toppings. The frozen yogurt is just a necessary vehicle for holding the toppings.
"Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of dessert. Be ice cream or be nothing " - Ron Swanson
Worse yet he is team cake. 😃
Jeff Hafley thinks the NCAA should let computers determine the national champion.
Jeff Hafley thinks Daniel Snyder got the whole renaming thing correct. Though he actually prefers "The Commodores"
don't we all
Jeff Hafley thinks Dan Snyder is the "commander AND chief"
Jeff Hafley goes to 7-11 after lunch time, comes back with only one Red Bull and ice cream sandwich, and asks "oh, did you want something?"
Jephly thinks tik-tok is that thing that counts down on the scoreboard.
Jeff Hafley likes that tailgating is banned at Boston College.
Jeff Hafley doesn't like House of Dragon. He watched half of one episode and then turned it off. He didn't understand why Daenerys was never mentioned.
Jeff Hafley insists his name is pronounced "Geff" but he swears GIF is pronounced "jif."
Jeff Hafley was the one who convinced Whit Babcock that Corny's offense was "tough to prepare for" just so we'd keep the old staff around another year.
Jeff Hafley told Whit the FuCorn offense was tough to prepare for - what he didn't tell him was it's tough to stop laughing long enough to watch the film.
Jeff Hafley thinks conference expansion is a good thing and is excited that BC's chances for a national championship will be better once they're in the B1G
Jeff Hafley's first name is just "Jeff" because his parents thought it would be funny to make his first name literally be Haf Jeffrey
So, true story, I have a friend from VT who's name is just Jeff. His high school almost didn't let him walk at graduation because they had to fill out pronunciation cards of their full names and he put Jeff (cuz that's his name) instead of Jeffrey (because that's what his high school admins thought his name should be) and it was a huge pain in the ass for him. He ended up having to bring in his birth certificate and I think they made him get something notarized too (not sure about that tbh) just to prove that his full legal name was Jeff and not Jeffrey
My dad had a similar situation, he is the 2nd, not junior and his high school wouldn't believe him even after he brought in his birth certificate that's has II on the end of his name
There's a pretty amazing burger joint near me; a similar story would explain their name.
My dad knew a guy named BJ -- not short for anything. Guy was trying to get his license or something and they wouldn't give it to him because they thought he was writing initials. He finally got his thing by writing Bee Jay on the form.
I have a friend whose full legal first name is Jimmie. It has caused him problems doing anything official.
Jeff Hafley thinks football is the premiere sport at BC.
Jeff Hafley thinks the a Frozen Four is an ice cream treat.
Jeff Hafley loves to have Pat Narduzzi over in the offseason for slumber parties.
The only thing creepier would be if they did it at brian kelly's house
Brian Kelly's treehouse.
Jim Harbaugh is in!
Jeff Hafley thinks the new student entrance plan for Lane Stadium will work perfectly.
Jeff Hafley refuses to pet dogs who come up to him while wagging their tail.
Jeff Hafley thinks it's funny to install hundreds of rivets on the spinning brushes in car washes
Jeff Hafley, down 17 with 2:00 left must use all of his timeouts because "you can't take them with you".
So he's the anti-timecop?
Also, it prolongs the agony of losing.
Well, if that's his jam, I say let him have it.
Jeff Hafley thinks there is someone other than Doug Flutie at BC who cares about whether the football team wins or loses
Hell, Jeff even starts every morning with a bowl of flutie flakes
I actually still have a box of these... Well, my dad has them on a shelf in his home office, next to a football signed by Flutie And Frank Reich.
Down 17, with 2 seconds left in the game, while both teams start towards the middle of the field, Jeff Hafley is THAT GUY that screams "TWO SECONDS" just so the other team can kneel the ball.
Why? Because inside, he knows his defense is going to watch the other team in victory formation a lot this year and he wants 'em to get used to it.
Why? Because inside, he knows his defense is going to watch the other team in victory formation a lot this year and he wants 'em to get used to it.
With that explanation, I'll allow it.
Is that what happened? I just assumed since it was change of possession, the officials were required to make us run a play.
It is - but the OP was Hafley who pointed it out/reminded them.
PLEASE tell me we will get a Foe'rensics for Wofford- can never have enough of these.