OT: Your attention please, I have a very important announcement to make

We officially have a new member of the 100k leg club! Congrats to gobble gobble chumps, for surpassing this mark last week!

From the looks of it, we should be expecting our 5th member soon, with VTGuitarMan just over 650 legs away. Exciting times, indeed!

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Congrats to my esteemed moderator colleague. An honor well deserved.

I will do my best to post more and earn your affections and fake Internet points. I do crave them, but admittedly pre-tenure faculty life with two small children leaves precious little time for my class meme-making that allowed me to rise through the ranks many years ago.

Maybe I'll just turn to dark humor for the season. That might be the ticket.

"Exit light..."

My goal is to make page 1, the top 100, by the end of 2022.

We did already kind of celebrate this in another thread, but the honor does deserve its own mention.

Thanks for all you do for the TKP Fam GGC!!!

And its done!! Made it to page 1, number 100.

Suck it coldblood4vt lol

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
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Welcome to the club.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

Im calling BS. I had that many negative legs on my bud foster post!! Congrats Gobble

Effective, but not efficient!

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Gahdam...looking at the leg big board, the difference in 1-5 vs 10-15 is basically the same as the difference between 1-5 and 10-15 in the CFP rankings year in and year out

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Congratulations Gobble!

To quote the Brothers Osborne: "I'm Good For Some But I'm Not For Everyone"

I was wondering who was on the bottom, and its socalbuck2014. Looks like the UVA plaid post was the one that got him banned lol.

I rarely take pride in having to use my mega downvote. I enjoyed banning him.

"Exit light..."

But he only has ONE uvaplaid comment. Next to last actually has TWO!

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Yeah but socalbuck has negative legs on every comment... looks like osu troll that just started posting during the game

Danny is always open

You the man. Doing the Jersey boys proud.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Congrats! I used to be a contender, up to 7th at one point, but then I started a couple businesses.

Seemed like an easy choice. Money, or fake turkey legs?

Not going to lie, more than a few times there have been second guessing.

At the current pace of inflation, those legs might have end up with intrinsic value than paper currency. More fool I.

Joe gonna turn these things into the next hot crypto, and I'll be cleaning Alum's pools and HOAT's luxury stalls.

At this point, I think the TKP Turkey Leg has more value than the ruble

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

In Soviet Russia, turkey leg smokes you.

"Exit light..."

At this point, I think the TKP Turkey Leg has more value than the ruble

In my world, it always did.

I couldn't even graduate and y'all are dedicated to this place enough to get 100,000 people to click a button under your name. Where is the life reset button?

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

I think Joe posted it one year as like a summary of activity, but who leads the way on giving out sweet sweet turkey legs?

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

I would like to know this as well. I love turkey leg stats, I've been tracking them on my own for the top 100, I can see how is posting and who isn't throughout the years (used wayback machine for historical data)

TURKEY LEGS BIG BOARD

You have to scroll almost to the bottom of the page. It's down there, somewhere.

EDIT: I misunderstood the prompt- y'all are talking about giving out legs. I have no idea how that works.

Thank you all for validating my general tomfoolery around here

Of course this thread got posted while I was driving back to Jersey after the long weekend, which i spent in the 757 watching us lose, and i didnt see it til hours later. Makin me look like a slacker!!

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Watching VT football is not slacker behavior in the TKP universe.

The turkey leg tesselation is a nice touch πŸ¦ƒπŸ˜Œ

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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Way to go GGC!

Made me look at mine out of curiosity. Holy shiballs I do NOT TKP hard enough.

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

I'll celebrate when I reach 3,000

#Let's Go - Hokies

Man, for being here 8+ years it's ridiculous how far away I am. And I'm sure over time my rate has gone way down. It was easier when I was in school...

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.