Mario Cristobal puts his resume on yellow card stock to make it stand out. But when he uploads the file into Indeed, he has to manually re-enter the information bc he scanned the resume onto his computer, and really wanted it to stand out on the website.
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Mario Cristobal flushes-non flushable wipes down the toilet. Then he fills his waterbottle with the bidet and compliments the "water fountain" in your bathroom
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Mario Cristobal falsifies his septic tank inspection paperwork when he flips houses. He also does all of his own electrical, plumbing, and foundation work. He exclusively uses expanding foam for all of them.
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I've been watching a lot of home inspector and contractor TikToks lately and the insights have been fascinating, especially considering I own a home and never had considered many of the things they talk about.
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Having been a home inspector for some years, those tiktoks give me flashbacks to homes I've inspected. Red flags that always made me know I was in for a bad, bad time - "the seller was a general contractor/trade!", "the seller just put $XX,xxx into the house in the past year!" and "the house was just inspected!"
Throw up another red flag if the seller and/or their agent insist on being present during the inspection and follow me around the whole time.
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When buying a home I trust my inspector to do his job. When selling a home, I want to know what he is writing so I can either address or refute. Sold my mom's house last year. Buyers Inspector wrote up that the house was code incompliant in that it did not have smoke detectors in each bedroom. That was a completely incorrect and wrong statement, the house was built in 73 and was code compliant as code required smoke detectors on each floor for homes of that age and I called him on it.
There were also several questions that he asked that I was able to answer on age of appliances, repairs that had been done and why, a lot of stuff enabled the purchaser to get a more comprehensive report.
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In this market, tell your realtor to come at you with non contingent, pre approved, non bullshit offers. Period. You don't have to sell to someone nitpicking about a home inspection.
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Well the couple made a cash offer for full price 3 days after putting it on the market. So I was willing to cooperate a little. Of course, then they said it wasn't a cash offer after making their deposit and the deposit amount changed from half to 10%... Eventually it was sold and for more than I expected, so can't complain to much.
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Every CE class I took hammered home "we're not code inspectors, we do NOT talk about Code!" Any home inspector that does this is opening themselves up for a world of headaches.
I always suggested adding/updating smoke/CO detectors as safety upgrades. Same with replacing HVAC return air filters and replacing windowed/hollow doors to attached garages with solid ones.
There were owners that were present in good faith, like you. They're very few and far between, though.
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When asked how he thinks his team will do this week, Mario Cristobal says 'let me look into my Crystal ball!', and produces a prop crystal ball from a 1962 movie.
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Mario Cristobal anagrams to Crab Aioli Storm. Gross
Sharknado's even scarier sequel
Mario Cristobal thinks the video game character is named after him and Princess Peach actually likes him.
Mario Cristobal drives at 1mph under the speed limit in the left lane. With his right blinker on.
... but he is willing to speed up temporarily, to make sure he's in front of you.
So he's actually from North Carolina? Huh.
Or Ohio. Some of the worst drivers I've seen to date...
Pass hole......
Mario Cristobal tooks roids and never went to class on those Miami teams that blatantly and openly cheated to win games.
Mario Cristobal thinks Miami is bak.
Mario Crystal Ball foresees many things but never foresaw Middle Tennessee State getting ready to drop 45 points on him lol
Mario Cristobal takes credit for Oregon being ranked this year
Mario Cristobal makes Justin Fuente look like a true QB whisperer
Mario Cristobal managed to get a 4* QB fewer total TDs than Grant Wells has through this point of the season.
Mario Cristobal puts his resume on yellow card stock to make it stand out. But when he uploads the file into Indeed, he has to manually re-enter the information bc he scanned the resume onto his computer, and really wanted it to stand out on the website.
Mario Cristobal thinks Miami has the best home game atmosphere in the ACC.
"Home" game...one of the worst distances in college football from campus to "home" stadium.
Lane Stadium is closer to UM's campus than Hard Rock.
Mario Cristobal doesn't own a red hat and blue suspenders and doesn't get why people keep asking him
Mario Cristobal thinks things like Hurricane Ian are good on a macro level because the new construction helps revitalize old neighborhoods.
Fuck and Mario Cristobal.....and of course, Pat Narduzzi!!!
Mario "Boats, Blow and Hookers" Cristobal is trying to bring that Miami culture bak so he can "score" more.
Mario Cristobal wipes back to front and offers free demonstrations in airport bathrooms
Mario Cristobal refuses to use the bidet, even though it's right there
Mario Cristobal re-uses flushable wipes
Mario Cristobal flushes-non flushable wipes down the toilet. Then he fills his waterbottle with the bidet and compliments the "water fountain" in your bathroom
Mario Cristobal falsifies his septic tank inspection paperwork when he flips houses. He also does all of his own electrical, plumbing, and foundation work. He exclusively uses expanding foam for all of them.
I've been watching a lot of home inspector and contractor TikToks lately and the insights have been fascinating, especially considering I own a home and never had considered many of the things they talk about.
Having been a home inspector for some years, those tiktoks give me flashbacks to homes I've inspected. Red flags that always made me know I was in for a bad, bad time - "the seller was a general contractor/trade!", "the seller just put $XX,xxx into the house in the past year!" and "the house was just inspected!"
Throw up another red flag if the seller and/or their agent insist on being present during the inspection and follow me around the whole time.
When buying a home I trust my inspector to do his job. When selling a home, I want to know what he is writing so I can either address or refute. Sold my mom's house last year. Buyers Inspector wrote up that the house was code incompliant in that it did not have smoke detectors in each bedroom. That was a completely incorrect and wrong statement, the house was built in 73 and was code compliant as code required smoke detectors on each floor for homes of that age and I called him on it.
There were also several questions that he asked that I was able to answer on age of appliances, repairs that had been done and why, a lot of stuff enabled the purchaser to get a more comprehensive report.
In this market, tell your realtor to come at you with non contingent, pre approved, non bullshit offers. Period. You don't have to sell to someone nitpicking about a home inspection.
Well the couple made a cash offer for full price 3 days after putting it on the market. So I was willing to cooperate a little. Of course, then they said it wasn't a cash offer after making their deposit and the deposit amount changed from half to 10%... Eventually it was sold and for more than I expected, so can't complain to much.
Every CE class I took hammered home "we're not code inspectors, we do NOT talk about Code!" Any home inspector that does this is opening themselves up for a world of headaches.
I always suggested adding/updating smoke/CO detectors as safety upgrades. Same with replacing HVAC return air filters and replacing windowed/hollow doors to attached garages with solid ones.
There were owners that were present in good faith, like you. They're very few and far between, though.
If I'm around, I'm going to tag along, just because I tend to learn a little something from about any professional that comes to my house.
Mario thinks UM is in Miami. Mario thinks he has a great college environment for the games.
Mario tries to do the Miami U with his palms facing in.
Isn't that a Zoolander pose?
Mario Cristobal thinks blue steel is an assault weapon and should be banned.
Mario Cristobal loved hookers and blow Miami so much that he would only play pro football in Amsterdam
Bryan Killed a Kid Kelly thinks Mario Cristobal has the right stuff to succeed in Miami.
Mario Cristobal checks the portal every day to see if Antonio Brown is available yet.
Mario believes that he is a prince in the Spanish royal family.
Mario Cristobal wishes he had this guy's pure bloodline.
edit: most grateful ferda leg, random TKP citizen. I was sure this one would be a home run, which is probably why it wasn't
I will always give it up for a deep joke about the circular Habsburg family tree.
WVa in a nutshell...
It's not so much a tree but a double helix.
Mario Cristobal's real legal first name is Luigi.
Mario Cristobal willingly chose to coach at Miami
Mario Cristobal is the man who designed the new Commonwealth Clash trophy.
Mario Cristobal took Justin Herbert and made him bad
Mario Cristobal thinks the Miami bad records is because they only have 65 4 and 5 star athletes.
Mario Cristobal thinks this time it will be different for Miami.
Mario Cristobal is going to give a horrible VT team their 2nd conference win this saturday.
This is "hatin' on", not "lovin' on"
Eeeeeeeets-a-meeeeeeeeeeeee!
Mario Cristobal thinks its a good thing that the majority of VT fans won't be able to watch the Miami game on television.
In fairness, I'm glad I can't watch this game either.
When asked how he thinks his team will do this week, Mario Cristobal says 'let me look into my Crystal ball!', and produces a prop crystal ball from a 1962 movie.
Mario Cristobal doesn't even have his position endowed by anyone from the class of '97.
He thinks Cristo-ball will bring the u bak.
Mario Cristobal thought the turnover chain wasn't tacky enough, he is having it redone.
Mario Cristobal thinks Mississippi State needs more cowbell.
Mario Cristobal doesn't see any difference between North Shore and South Beach.
Mario Cristobal thinks Dwayne Johnson should have stuck to football.
Mario Cristobal eats Hellmann's Light on his brie sandwich
On St Patrick's day, Mario Cristobal tells people he identifies as an Irish woman and that they have to call him "Mary O'Cristobal"