Bye week is teeing off on 18 up 1, striping a drive right down the middle, sticking a 8 iron to 2 feet, and walking off with a gimme birdie when your opponent is hitting 5 from the green side bunker. After pressing on the 18th tee.
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Sometimes I can't help myself. At some point someone says something profoundly stupid and I can't not reply. I also enjoy that (1) ALL-CAPS gives the impression of drunk regardless of what's going on and (2) people care about what I am tweeting about.
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I need some context. I saw a whole bunch of the tweets later in the evening and the next morning but couldn't figure out WTF was going on... at all... other than someone pissed off Joe... and that Joe may or may not have had a couple rails in him.
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The Bye Week was, like, dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And that's the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and... this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
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Bye week asks to come home for a hot lunch. So you listen, even though it's a busy day at work, and enjoy a hot lunch. Then, head back into the office in the afternoon feeling like a new man.
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Happy early bday! The next game is also on my birthday so I'll be joining you in items A and B. Thankfully I will be "working" from home on Friday so I will be doing nothing on the couch.
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Oh, Bye week, hello there. I've missed you! Please send our football team and fans some much needed rest and many thanks for not having to deal with the heartache of another loss this week.
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Maybe the last two. Playing in the late fall in upstate NY isn't conducive to a career low. Punched greens, lots of leaves, and rough that is thick and wet aren't very friendly.
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Bye week is getting your tee times for your Scotland trip in 2023 to St. Andrews, including the New Course, Kingsbarns, Dumbarnie, Carnoustie Championship, and a basic guarantee that the guide will get you on the Old Course with some friends of his during locals-only time.
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I set the bar last time I played it...78 w no bunkers. Gonna be 10 years between rounds there, but we'll see if I have anything for that round to match it. And drinking at the Dunvegan afterwards is a must.
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Bye week was going to the Dominion Charity Classic Golf Tournament, realizing you know half the names in it if not more, and that you are now in fact old.
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Buddy of mine texted me earlier asking how we should do tonight. Texted back coming off a bye, Pry sounded like there were some changes to the offense. Phone autocorrected offense to office. Buddy texts back wildly confused that he was not sure how shaking things up in the office was going to lead to anything on the field tonight, but ok cool I guess. Hilarity ensued.
We changed out the water cooler, everyone switched up desks, even replaced the copier toner during the bye. Smell a win tonight! /s
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Bye week is teeing off on 18 up 1, striping a drive right down the middle, sticking a 8 iron to 2 feet, and walking off with a gimme birdie when your opponent is hitting 5 from the green side bunker. After pressing on the 18th tee.
Please post in English.
Your opponent is making it close, you nail the last hole while they struggle.
In football terms,
In English, you ripped victory out of their hands, and made them pay a little extra for it.
That is Savage by Tiger.
Left the ball there and everything
And his opponent picked it up and sold it.
Bye week coming at just the right time to enjoy one of the last Saturdays of outdoor drinkin' weather without trying to stream the game on your phone
Bye week, not sweating a second half implosion
Bye week never hurts VT's record.
Bye week only wipes once and comes up dry.
Bye week is nice to old people, children, and dogs.
BYE week is just happy to see Hendon having success.
Bye Week gives out full size candy bars on Halloween
Bye week is getting full sized candy bars
I'll be visiting The Burg for the first time since late 2016, for a reunion. It'll be nice to see, and I did miss the autumns here.
RVA seems to have a 100-new breweries, every time I return to my old stomping grounds.
Steam Bell is still the best.
The bye week is good because I don't have to watch Virginia Tech football.
Bye week is good because it means no (or maybe just less?) chance of the TKP Twitter handle engaging in drunken, ALL CAPS throw downs with trolls
Sometimes I can't help myself. At some point someone says something profoundly stupid and I can't not reply. I also enjoy that (1) ALL-CAPS gives the impression of drunk regardless of what's going on and (2) people care about what I am tweeting about.
BYE WEEK DUNKS ON LOGAN LINEBERRY AND HIS TJ MAXX SUIT
What's funny was the next day my wife asked me why I didn't go with Ross.
That WOULD have been great because it's probably also his middle name
I need some context. I saw a whole bunch of the tweets later in the evening and the next morning but couldn't figure out WTF was going on... at all... other than someone pissed off Joe... and that Joe may or may not have had a couple rails in him.
I mean that's basically it. Joe had a very standard take on Bama-Tennessee and "Logan Lineberry" went back and forth with him
https://mobile.twitter.com/lineberrylogan/status/1581430497892524032
Just watch the first three quarters against Pitt and the last quarter against Miami. Then you have a complete game.
Bye week wears a promiscuous Halloween costume, can pull it off, and doesn't mind that you're staring.
I was gonna wear my weiner dog costume, but now I don't want you undressing me with your eyes.
What, you'd prefer they use their hands?
Bye Week points out the promiscuous costume to you, gets you an introduction with them, and sets you up for a date later.
The Bye Week was, like, dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And that's the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and... this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
Bye week asks to come home for a hot lunch. So you listen, even though it's a busy day at work, and enjoy a hot lunch. Then, head back into the office in the afternoon feeling like a new man.
Bye week invites you to TopGolf the Wednesday before the NC State game. Paid for by NC State alums.
Nobody puts bye week in a corner.
I don't have to plan around football for two consecutive weeks...some might argue we haven't had to schedule around football all season...ouch!!
Bye week means the next football game is on my birthday.
So I'll either be:
A: Drunk.
B: Too drunk to care we're losing.
C: Hungover at my new job the next AM doing nothing in my cubicle.
D: All of the above.
Alex, I'll take D for 1,000 please.
This isnt the kind of website to find that sort of arrangement
Whatever floats your boat, lol
Happy early bday! The next game is also on my birthday so I'll be joining you in items A and B. Thankfully I will be "working" from home on Friday so I will be doing nothing on the couch.
10/27's Unite!
Bye week allows you to study the upcoming wrestling season where we might find some great success.
Oh, Bye week, hello there. I've missed you! Please send our football team and fans some much needed rest and many thanks for not having to deal with the heartache of another loss this week.
Bye week takes you out to a nice seafood dinner, then calls you back the next day to say what a nice time you had!
BYE feels better than a nice boar bristle brush.
I absolutely cannot stop watching this. That's weird right??????
Bye week is 18 holes a 70 degree Saturday in late October in upstate NY
While shooting a career low, with good friends, and a celebratory bourbon after the round.
Maybe the last two. Playing in the late fall in upstate NY isn't conducive to a career low. Punched greens, lots of leaves, and rough that is thick and wet aren't very friendly.
Bye week loves pets and gives us more time with our Golden Retrievers.
I second that
That's going to be a thumbs up from me, dawg.
I know that I can't take no more
It ain't no lie
I just want to see this offense score
Baby bye bye bye
Bye Week knows which boy band that is.
Bye week is getting your tee times for your Scotland trip in 2023 to St. Andrews, including the New Course, Kingsbarns, Dumbarnie, Carnoustie Championship, and a basic guarantee that the guide will get you on the Old Course with some friends of his during locals-only time.
Remember the secret to the old course is this ... if there is any wind at all, or weather of any type just stop and go get a drink.
I set the bar last time I played it...78 w no bunkers. Gonna be 10 years between rounds there, but we'll see if I have anything for that round to match it. And drinking at the Dunvegan afterwards is a must.
Bye week is good.
Bye week plans their wedding to be in the spring
Bye week is for making sawdust, shavings, & smoke!
Now that's a knife
BYE week plays more competent football than LOLUVa and GT, put together
Bye Week won't extend VT's losing streak
Love bye week. Did you see that, after bye week, the Hokies are now up to NaN in the top 25 poll? I believe we received null votes.
So where's French /Shelton's 3100-word, 9-play film review of what they did this weekend??
Bye week was pretty awesome. When is our next one???
Bye week was going to the Dominion Charity Classic Golf Tournament, realizing you know half the names in it if not more, and that you are now in fact old.
Bye week went bye.
Bye week gives Pry and his staff the extra week to work out all the kinks for a stellar second half of the season.
Plz.....
Buddy of mine texted me earlier asking how we should do tonight. Texted back coming off a bye, Pry sounded like there were some changes to the offense. Phone autocorrected offense to office. Buddy texts back wildly confused that he was not sure how shaking things up in the office was going to lead to anything on the field tonight, but ok cool I guess. Hilarity ensued.
We changed out the water cooler, everyone switched up desks, even replaced the copier toner during the bye. Smell a win tonight! /s
Clearly, the changing the copier toner only helped during the third quarter.
IDK-the copier was working pretty good on false starts...../s