Hatin' on: Bye Week

Bye week tucks it's shirt into its underwear.

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Bye Week is like sitting outside the principal's office. You have entirely too much time to think about what happened and why you are there, and not much to look forward to when you are finally called inside.

Fuck Bye Week

Bye Week makes it really it really hard to get out of catching up on the part of the Honey Do list you really don't want to do.

That's all I got this year......

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Bye week coming right after I got my man cave set up and not giving me a reason to not unpack the garage

Bye week decides to happen the week AFTER you take you wife away to Lancaster PA for your 25th anniversary. Fuck you bye week.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Congrats on the silver anniversary though!

From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

Thank you!

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Bye week gives out single pieces of candy corn for Halloween, individually wrapped in plastic.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Bye week gives out individually wrapped cough drops for Halloween after they ran out of candy corn.

Bye week doesn't realize that Brach's is the candy corn people like, so it saves money by buying the generic brand.

Bye week thinks there is a candy corn that people actually like

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

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Previous Challenges: Star Wars (2019), Marvel (2020), Batman (2021), Wrasslin' (2022)

Bye week is pretty sure they can end our 350+ streak of not being shutout

Onward and upward

Bye week is the illegitimate child of Off-season

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Bye Week never won nuthin', Paul.

Bye week thinks Ryan Willis and Braxton Burmeister were better QBs than Hendon Hooker.

So does Justin Fuente and Brad Cornelson

Those two guys are having a lot of bye weeks.

"Exit light..."

Should have had another season's worth of them, but we've hashed and rehashed those points.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

BYE week makes you stew over Hooker's performance against Bama while giving you nothing else to fill your headspace.

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Bye week just ran for another TD against our d

1-0 every week

Bye week doesn't give up 320 yards to one RB

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Bye week means I don't have a heart attack

Free Hugh

Bye week is the best weekend for fall weddings, but bye week does not realize that bye week is not bye week every year. You think you are so smart for taking advantage of bye week, but anniversary week will trump game week for most of the rest of your life.

Bye week plays the long game.

It's even funnier if you're trying to schedule around the NFL bye week. Oh, let's get married on the bye weekend. Except that if you get married on Saturday, more often than not, your first anniversary is going to be on Sunday.

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

Bye week is low down
Bye week is dirty
Bye week is some snitches.

Bye week is so bad that it never beat Fu.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

That's because he thought it was 'buy weak' and hired Hilgart....

I'll see myself out

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Bye week doesn't know that a car turning right should turn into the RIGHT lane and a car turning left should turn into the LEFT lane (of 3 lanes so they can BOTH TURN at a green light and not hit each other but no, it honks at the other car and swerves into their lane.

Bye week's insurance company is going to be buying me a few thousand dollars worth of car parts and paint one day.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Bye week is the guy pulling a trailer with lights that don't work but has his hazards on. He knows it's not a good idea but goes for it anyways.

Bye week still means Fuck Pat Narduzzi!!!

F0ck Bye Ryan.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Bye week hates your golden retriever photos

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Bye week is playing the Hokies and Eagles on the same weekend, so now you don't know what to do with your free time.

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

Bye week schedules meetings in person with a Zoom option and then never turns on Zoom. I guess that's called getting a meeting bye.

"Don't go to, go through"

Bye Week won't end VT's losing streak

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

Not for the Olympics sports 😎

The taste is so divine
A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
You can't kill me that easily

Bye Week gives you a lowball offer on your house, using YOUR realtor.

Bye week wants you to know there is nothing wrong with your Verizon programming. What you are seeing is the result of a contract dispute with Nexstar. Bye week is working hard to restore your programming needs.

Bye Week likes the ACC Network, and aspires to get a Spurtle for Christmas.

aspires to get a Spurtle for Christmas.

I think this belongs in the "Lovin' on BYE week thread"

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Only if it's in Maroon and Orange. But someone's gotta pay the bills, I guess.

BYE week showcases Liberty and Duke playing competent football, dashing our hopes for a 6 win season...

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