Virginia Tech vs. NC State Game Time, TV Info and Open Thread

Brent Pry and the Hokies seek to upset a ranked Wolfpack.

[Mark Umansky]

Who: Virginia Tech Hokies (2-5, 1-3 ACC) at #24 NC State Wolfpack (5-2, 1-2 ACC)
When: Thursday, October 27, 2022 at 7:30 PM EDT
Where: Raleigh, North Carolina | Carter-Finley Stadium
Watch/Listen: ESPN / Virginia Tech IMG
Spread: VT +13.5
Weather: 64°F, Clear
Series: The Hokies hold a 28-18-4 advantage in the all-time series.
Reppin' TKP: No one made the road trip.
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Let's Go!!!

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

Hokies!

I'm ready!

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A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
You can't kill me that easily

orange and maroon glass are on!
we've got a chance, right!?

I seldom speak to loluva grads, but when I do, I tell them I want large fries.

Got my Buffalo Trace. I'm ready for some football.

21-17 Hokies.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

We're going to score THREE touchdowns??

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Blanche always gets a leg, or at least she thinks she will.

1 offensive, 1 fumble return and another by mistake

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Alright. The offense is done for the night. You're up fumble recovery TD.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Your avatar is so perfect right now.

We put the K in Kwality

I'm ready to get hurt again.

Fire Whit.

edit: trying to have a more positive mindset so let's switch it up to this

In my mind those are two cans of Fightin' Hokies Lager.

Deposit whiskey, receive wisdom.

Let's win at football tonight!

If the announcer slips and calls us west Virginia or Georgia tech like last week we riot

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Pry shaved?

Beard energy wasn't working for some reason maybe?

Will take a first down by penalty.

2 good runs by Thomas.

Dear Football Gods,
Please find the sacrifice that HokieEnginerd made acceptable. I will be happy to wear the ceremonial pillow hat if need be. Please accept these offerings in hopes of a Hokie win.
Thank you,
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2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Sack followed up by a false start....great

Edit: back to back false starts

Followed by another false start

What the fuck with these penalties

another false start on the season by Hanson

And that's about all I need to see tonight

DOUBLE FALSE START

Triple

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Who let Corn in the booth?

3rd and 22...

Hand off

At this point i don't give AF if we have to get kids roaming around campus to play on the OL. Get the effing guys on the bench if they keep jumping offsides. This is ridiculous.

Is coronavirus over yet?

3 false starts on the opening drive. The refs missed a 4th one as well on the third down

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

I think he just felt bad for us.

Or maybe his arm was just tired

3 penalties so far....clearly the bye has helped

I just got up from the couch and got flagged for a false start.

Fire Whit.

So did I.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Can't even line up... Pitiful and embarrassing. Penalties and piss poor play calling make this squad unwatchable this year.

In the OL defense, I have been there, it can be loud.

Welp, offense still looks like trash. All self-inflicted with way too many garbage penalties still. Wth. Looking more and more like an OC change or reassignment is warranted.

Well, good to see we ironed out the penalties in the bye week

They mentioned where NC State ranks nationally in penalties, but I'm surprised they didn't mention us. We're lower than them.

they did. we're 116th

Great punt. Now we need a pick 6 to take the lead.

Feels like another game where we need the defense to get takeaways so we can score. In some ways we are going back to the Beamer years...

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

What happened to our punter? He used to drop bombs now I doubt he'd be starting on any other team

Maybe has the yips if he thinks his protection isn't as good as previous seasons, because the guys on the field aren't as good as previous seasons

Long snapper moving him 2-3 steps to the side every time

"That's it guys. Let's get out of here. That cold drink's waitin' on us, let's go." - Mike Young after win no. 300.

I expected a few things from this team but I would've never thought they'd be this undisciplined when it comes to penalty's.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Bums!!!!

A THIRD FALSE START.

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK. HOW DO YOU FALSE START ON A GODDAMN PUNT FORMATION? YOU LITERALLY LOOK DOWN THE LINE AT THE LONG-SNAPPER FOR YOUR SIGNAL.

Sorry. Rant mode disengaged.

“Also, a microwave has never danced it's ass off to Jackie Wilson.” - AssPocketFullOWhiskey

Well....we got two 1st downs. One from them and one from us. Baby steps.

I want to throw the remote through the tv. Three false starts in a game is understandable at a PSU White Out or LSU night game vs Bama. Three in the first drive at NC State?

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

More yards in penalties than on offense. Does that have a familiar ring?

The LewDew, Professional Golf Bum

Extremely generous spot there

Lunging and poor tackling on defense...

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

We got lucky on the facemask no call

LOL that was a blatant facemask, not sure how they miss that

ACC REFS

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

I mean, BLATANT.

Fire Whit.

Refs falling asleep too

Everything looks more blatant in slow mo but yeah that was a penalty

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3 missed tackles on that QB run play. Only to match the 3 false starts in the same drive. Now that's consistency.

Pry saying "we got our work cut out for us" lol

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I caught that too... I don't even know what to say to be honest.....

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

"Grant Wells...he can run with his feet."

Hell of an observation by this announce team.

“Also, a microwave has never danced it's ass off to Jackie Wilson.” - AssPocketFullOWhiskey

I heard that and started to wonder if we are supposed to be running with our hands and that's our offensive problem...

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Wow, ran it right into the pile third and short

Still can't run the ball for shit

Running out of the shotgun on short yardage situations will be the death of me.

Fire Whit.

Another 3rd and 1 we don't get. Granted NCSUs LBs are good.

JESUS CHRIST I CANT WATCH THIS ARE YOU KIDDING ME

HORSE SHIT

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

And a ANOTHER false start

Everyone in the stadium knows what we are going to do when we line up on O. Unbelievable.

Have a false start?

Moore has the yips

How many times have we needed one damn yard and this team can't make it happen

How many more times do we have to do it from shotgun to realize it ain't workin.

Pry called the coaches out for vanilla play calling and I see no changes after a bye week.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

I get the desire to build a culture and running the ball, but we don't have the players for it. Change up the tendencies to lighten up the box!

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Yeah, I don't understand. He's called out play calling and not having the right personnel on the field.

Yet I don't see any changes! He's the leader of this team! He needs to make those changes happen.

Malachi up the middle, malachi up the middle, malachi up the middle. Yeah, Tyler has added some real imagination to the offense in the bye week.

The LewDew, Professional Golf Bum

Over under 45 combined punts!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

That makes the third terrible spot by the officials....

And there's another false start. I wasn't expecting us to be great this year, but I was expecting this team to be more disciplined... It's disappointing.

At the game, how the heck are we false starting every other play? Are we breathing wrong or are these guys just jumping for no reason?

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

We need to find a new Punter.

No. He had a great year last year. We need to figure out what gotten into his head and get it out of there.

Easy. He knows the people in front of him ain't gonna block and he's scared shitless

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But he's on a list

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Or a new ST coach

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I just don't understand how Moore has gotten so bad at the one thing he needs to do well.

Fire Whit.

Shame to hear they're switching quarterbacks I was liking that guy

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Just go for it on that 4th and 1. What's the worst that can happen, we go 2-6?

These coaches need to show me something this season, because they are not even a little bit so far. The team is getting worse, cause in point...punting. The penalties are getting out of control

WTF happened to our punt team? Serious regression on that unit and I don't understand why what may have been the best unit on the team to start the season is now bad.

More flags than points tonight?

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Nice defensive series.

Our best play so far. That NC State punt.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

I am guessing MalACHI UP THE MIDDLE

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RUNNING INTO THE MIDDLE EVERY GOD DAM FIRST DOWN JESUS BOWEN

Maybe we shouldn't run Malachi every foret down....

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Can we do anything else in the run game?

Thursday Night Football this year

At this point someone needs to be fired. Like, mid game Pry needs to take someone off the staff.

False fucking start again

how do we have so many penalties

Poor coaching...sorry it is what it is

But the cupboard is bare bro /s

They know what we are going to do...and there's another penalty

wide open receiver

Two wide open receives.

maybe time to see what jason brown has.... i wouldn't mind winning a game

Perhaps it's time to move down to FCS where 3* players and 2* coaching can go 5-5.

If he ain't starting by now he just as bad or worse. Might as well put Farrell out there at this point

The taste is so divine
A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
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not sure it gets worse

I think the ACC might have to reimburse ESPN for the airtime after the first quarter.

About 5-6 false starts in the first quarter after a bye? I'm out.

Another trips with a dump to the RB in the flat as the primary. What in the world are we doing?

What happened to getting the playmakers (King and Thomas) on the field at the same time?

We put the K in Kwality

King has been injured.

Blumerick, Beck, etc. No reason to rest them. Get your playmakers on the field and put some pressure on the defense. Instead we put 1-2 in, run a slow developing, single-read play and punt.

We put the K in Kwality

And rack up another quarter of hopeless offensive effort brought to you by Tyler Bowen

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Serious question, would huddling to call a play instead of lining up then calling it in help with the false starts? Only thing I can think to reduce the penalties is to reduce time spent lined up?

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

couldn't hurt. I think this would work too.

I seldom speak to loluva grads, but when I do, I tell them I want large fries.

I'm here at a Scottsdale bar with the Hokie alum, after the NC State punt I said "we will punt it from the 50"

It's not even fun to watch. I'm sorry but Pry and his staff have already lost me. I don't mind losing, I've been a Philadelphia sports fan for 3 decades, but watching a team show no improvement is not acceptable. The team doesn't look like they trust him either, to be honest

No we won't. We'll have another false start and end up punting from the 45.

Ok I'm more than willing to be patient, but this many false starts this early is inexcusable and it falls on Pry.

Lack of talent doesn't translate to lack of discipline. That'd coaching.

"... I think he played his nuts off. And you can quote me on that shit."

When your senior-leader-captain is committing these...you're just poorly coached.

We put the K in Kwality

I would say turn false starts into a drinking game..... But that is how we all end...

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

God bless a Chinese chicken!!! There is not enough rum (or whatever beverage of your choice) in the world for the false start drinking game. I think it would deplete the supply.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

During the ODU game, didn't the TV announcers say Bowen's wife just had a baby? Has Bowen been getting any sleep since September? Half joking, half serious.

35 yard punt...on purpose.

We put the K in Kwality

I seriously doubt Pry is going to fire a coach after one year but man Bowen has been disappointing.

Uh oh. They brought in the effective QB. 😬

“Also, a microwave has never danced it's ass off to Jackie Wilson.” - AssPocketFullOWhiskey

NC State seems to have their QB...bad for us

35 yards of offense. 25 yards in penalties. Fu got more from these players. That's a horrible tell

We put the K in Kwality

NC State's OC is making play calls to get his offense in a rhythm. Wish we had an OC who could do that

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Gotta tackle

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A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
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Had him stopped on 4th down and didn't bring him down.

That's a senior DL who can't bring down a freshman QB...

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Dumb penalties, can't block, and can't tackle.

I know we are down on talent but I can't forgive how fundamentally bad we are.

Now talk about the special teams!

Great play by Tisdale

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

...absolutely tricked the RB, was tackled/held, and still got the sack.

We put the K in Kwality

Their offense is also up the middle a lot. Defense is playing well.

Tonight's commentators aren't pulling their punches tonight

Wishing now I had bet the under.

I am guessing Malachi up the middle on first down
Edit: we need to open up the playbook and have a choice of two different plays on first down

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Hey diddle diddle
T Bowe calls it up the middle

We have called NOTHING but runs on 1st down. We are so damn predictable.

Either Bowen is the most predictable/conservative playcaller ever, or they are overboard protecting Wells to keep him from throwing the game away with picks. I honestly don't know which is worse at this point.

And we have no faith in Wells.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Announcers calling it out. Make you look like a profit.

We put the K in Kwality

"If you like punts, you're in the right place."

This is starting to have a definite Russel Athletic Bowl feel.

Technically we won that one.

Or that 2021 VT/NCSU basketball game.

these announcers are so bored with this game

The D is hot...

the O...........is not.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Other than that missed tackle by Garbutt, the D has played pretty damn well... I don't care who their QB is. Our offense HASSS to get something going.

I thought the earlier play where Chambers ran through 3 sets of arm tackles to get the 1st Down was the worst play on D so far

Defense is playing hard, offense needs to do something, anything.

This smells like Orlando

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Run up the middle time 😎

The taste is so divine
A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
You can't kill me that easily

Run to the outside 👀

The taste is so divine
A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
You can't kill me that easily

Gotta keep em on their toes

Glad...I...stayed...home!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

I do like Mullen on the call. Hearing what an excellent play-caller would do and then seeing us never do it is fun.

The man is fucking begging for a play action on first down.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

"Wells throws a great, accurate deep ball".

Why don't you call those plays?

"Uhhhhhh...."

We put the K in Kwality

Well how do you feel about inside zone plays?

This is so miserable; what happened to addressing the vanilla predictable offense?

Gotta hand it to Bowen...you call his Offense Vanilla and he comes back with...sugar-free Vanilla??

Bowen to all VT fans:

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Good call

The taste is so divine
A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
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Wells felt the pressure, put his hand on the guy, and then spun away from the pressure in the opposite direction. 😅 He literally just had to take off in the direction he was already facing...???

“Also, a microwave has never danced it's ass off to Jackie Wilson.” - AssPocketFullOWhiskey

Wells is not good and he's still starting... im not saying Pry and Bowen are offensive geniuses, but it makes you wonder how bad the other guys have looked in practice...

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Wow. Cannot believe they actually called the hold (pulling down Stro).

We put the K in Kwality

Made the right call to not call Catch interference honestly... Stro was dragged into the guy

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Refs got the punt call right, 24 pulled Stro into the catcher.

That's the best call ACC refs have ever made.

Deposit whiskey, receive wisdom.

Penalties and punts, MY FAVORITE

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

What a reversal of fortune on that kick. Oh an no false start on that punt.

Wow, a competent call

That'll change.

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

We are definitely going to need a defensive score in this one.

Probably 2

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

My new kittens name.... "Punter".

I seldom speak to loluva grads, but when I do, I tell them I want large fries.

Looks like both teams will reach halftime at even par.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Oh God, I just realized....

When we played the worst college basketball game ever played, it was against a ranked NC State

We're about to watch the worst college football game ever played.

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Not unless we lose 3-0 in double overtime.

Not sure on that spot

Man, the scoring streak is going to be in danger every game this season.

Fire Whit.

Sad leg for this comment.

Hell will freeze over before we get a big play here lol the commentator has had it

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Dan Mullen can't recruit or run a college program, but the man knows how to run an offense.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

I would fire Bowen at Halftime, slide Mullen over a few booths and Guarantee you he finds a way to score some points after Halftime

Kind of wish I had bet my house on the under now....

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

opportunity missed

If you had done that, that has the potential to be the mother of bad beats.

Good job by mansoor avoiding a late hit

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we provide no pass rush or coverage...

Bowen is more predictable on first down than Beamer's teams inside the 10

Did anyone take the Under?

“Also, a microwave has never danced it's ass off to Jackie Wilson.” - AssPocketFullOWhiskey

I took the negative

Lazy effort by Chatman. I get that he was down but no whistle and Chatman decides 2-hand touch was the way to go.

Mansoor and tisdale are flying all over the field

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I swear Mullen is going to nut if someone completes a 20 yard pass.

In his defense he won't be the only one at this rate

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

Why is it so easy to pick up 3rd and long against us?

We put the K in Kwality

Both teams are false starting...

The Refs (and everyone else for that matter) just want to get this over ASAP at this point.

3 time outs, 1:47 left, 3 runs and a punt, no problem

We have enough time to get the ball back, quick three-and-out and give them the ball with time to score.

We put the K in Kwality

This game is so for the taking right now...

NCSU: we're not going to lose this one

VT: No, we're not going to lose this one

"You lose" "no, YOU lose" "no, please, I insist"

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

I am guessing our two minute offense starts with Malachi up the middle

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Nah, they ran to the right last time. Run will be to the left for a 1 yd gain.

WHy do we run right, Clements is there...not blocking

Waiting for Mullen to start screaming

At least he validates how we all feel.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

...bet we have three quick passes (short or incomplete).

We put the K in Kwality

Followed by a 22 yard punt and soft cover 2 defense.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Uh oh. Only off by 7 yards on the punt and they immediately complete a pass.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

lol @ Mullen about the bad offenses

Paraphrasing: "NC State has inexperienced QBS..... and Virginia Tech ... well .... "

Now that we have lulled them to sleep, it is time to strike.

Pretty sure I heard Mullen chuckle a little when the play by play guy said Tech is getting the ball back with 3 timeouts. As if we have a chance of moving down the field.

Does backwards count?

Hire Mullen. Now.

Is he available to start in 20 mins?

I really want to win...but this boring shit is just painful to watch. At least lose trying.

We put the K in Kwality

Great start.

We put the K in Kwality

Someone needs to photoshop this with Malachi and Bowen/Rudolph/Glenn/Pry etc around him and call it Malachi in the Middle.

Shades of the 2014 Wake Forest game.

Do you get an extra award if every offensive lineman has a false start penalty before the end of the game?

Real-life Xbox achievement...

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Pretty sure it's a steam achievement. Probably called Twitchy.

Pass on first down. Is that even allowed?

We put the K in Kwality

how in the world does the center false start

...and another penalty.

We put the K in Kwality

I just don't get all the False starts... So bad. When I coached HS football we never had a game as bad as the one's VT has had this year. Where is the discipline??

Is coronavirus over yet?

This OLine sucksssssss.

Not in sync on the offensive side, ,,,, I have stronger works for it.

How in the hell do you get 7 false starts in a half?

Especially after a WEEK AND A HALF TO GET READY! after your head whistle says we need to have the coaches be accountable on offense and do better. It's fucking mind boggling. Yet I got shit for saying Bowen needs to go a month ago. Go figure.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

And we couldn't even run out 1:30 to just escape the half when our D is keeping us alive. Fucking pathetic.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

We have more false starts than pass attempts!

We put the K in Kwality

ESPN: No FBS game this season has gone to halftime 0-0

VT: Hold our Heineken 0

7 false starts

Going for the RECORD!!!! wooo hoooo

Welp...another 20 second possession.

Anything Pry has to say from this game on is white noise.

Saving our timeouts for the off season.

We put the K in Kwality

Soooo what is the record for most false starts by one team in a game?

Achievement unlocked - most false starts in a half!

If Grant Wells is our QB next season, we are in trouble.

Fire Whit.

We're in trouble now!

It could be Mike fuckin Vick in his prime and we'd be in trouble. This o-line can't even snap the ball or not false start.

VB born, class of '14

Yea. I think Wells is probably a fine QB when there's a half decent OL and some skill talent. He's definitely not good enough to manage a bad offense.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

This is really bad.

Ngl. I hate college football

The taste is so divine
A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
You can't kill me that easily

Time to pull Wells and try something new!

We may not score any points if we pull our starter. Oh...wait.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

48 yards and 2 first downs for the half... ooof Defense is playing their nuts off, wish the offense could do anything

Go for it

our new two minute offense...multiple false starts and a shitty snap

This offensive line is absolute trash

It really is

Goddammit. Our offense is just INEPT. We can't snap the ball. Block. Run. Move an inch to either side. We don't look like we've ever played football before. And it's the 8th game of the season.

We put the K in Kwality

This ain't coaching at this point. I'm questioning our players cognitive abilities. I'm running out of fingers and toes counting false starts.

Sorry it is completely coaching at this point.

I've never coached anyone older than 10 years old in football and I'm pretty goddamn confident I could find a way to put an offensive line together who could somewhat block and not false start every other down.

my friend you might be surprised. You could put 1 of those things together for sure, but 2 is pretty hard.

Same team that didn't make those mistakes last season.

We put the K in Kwality

This is ridiculous

I was hoping to see some improvement, or really any improvement on offense by this point. But man...

Everything is bad. Roll out the entire 2nd team O after the half.

I...want...history...0-0

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Only if Pry recreates the Beamer WF pose.

Pry needs to bench some people even if it costs the game. There have to be some expectations in terms of what is and isn't acceptable. This is the year to do it.

My eyes are bleeding

Danny is always open

Would we be in the lead with Corn as OC tonight?

Whenever the B1G calls...it'll be because of this game. We're built for that 11am B1G West kickoff.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

This is just inept on too many levels. I can't watch this much more. Either we put Farrell in and just run some read option type plays and say yolo or just forfeit the rest of the year. This is just sub-awful.

Seriously? That's as far we can punt a football now?

What happened to Moore's stellar punting?

Well with Moore punting they should be in FG range instantly.

Defense is going to have force a turnover in field goal range to have a chance of even scoring points.

What a punt......🤥

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Dude what the hell is with Moore?!? Has he been sitting in with the offensive coaches?

No confidence in either the snap or blocking

Moore is gun shy; I bet he hates Holt's punt formation

Really need to drop that formation it ain't it

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

What is going on with Peter Moore? Absolutely terrible

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Fire Bowen, this offense is beyond shit

They're gonna score with time left on the clock.

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He did punt from the goal line

So close.

Damn right through Delane's hands

Delane is going to be a great one

If we can keep him out of the Portal

Delane Be GOOD. Offense be BAD

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Can the defense tackle? What is going on? Are we playing 2 hand touch

QB is carrying the ball like a loaf of bread. Just asking for a strip

Would be nice

Delane is going to be good.

oh Dax should've made that

Need a sack here.

HIS KNEE WAS DOWN

His knee was down!!

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the knee was down!

Cheers!

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No chance this stands?!

Fire Whit.

He was down, not even close, ball is above ground with knee on ground

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"well if he's lifting the ball at the same time as..." don't say IF! Use your eyes!

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

They should not have enough time for the kick

time for a Cam Chancellor jump the line and block it!

Twice!

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Oh my lord!

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Ohhh that second kick was a little shaky. High level strategery.

Well you can't take 'em home with you. LOL

Should have left that 2nd one on the board...

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Good job using those TO's

Probably ballgame.

Insurmountable deficit.

Fire Whit.

Did Dan Mullen explode, causing mass damage to the booth, and needing to cutover to the radio broadcast???

"Ripken, the star of the first half."

Yeah

Growley is/was cuter.

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This game is a X files episode. So much Unexplainable SHIT happening

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I hope the Smoking Man's in this one

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Did I see that right? 7 first half false starts is the most in FBS in the last 5 years???

Absolutely awful

Go for it

I'm hopeful for Pry, but he needs to establish discipline of the players, so many penalties that are re-occurring in a game and week after week.

Matt Barrie sounds like a defeated man who is questioning what decisions in life led him to this point.

He may need a few Lexapro at Halftime to make it to the end

That's what 2022 VT Football has become.

I can't be bothered being mad at that time out call.

We have zero points in the half. This offense is a dumpster fire.

Careful....don't blame the OC or you'll be literally be told to (with all due respect) 'shut the fuck up'

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

This is like watching two Canadians as they each politely insist that the other step onto the elevator first

Tyrod did it Mikey!

With our luck, the staff would end up stuck in it.

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I think that already happened.

Right now Bowen, Holt, and Rudolph aren't earning their paychecks...I know it's taboo to criticize the staff here, but tell me how the OL and Punt units have progressively performed worst during the season, while Bowen has been lost all year. The mistakes tonight are totally self inflicted and not a "they're better than us" situation. And this is coming off a bye week....

Know I might get some downvotes and that's fine, but this is maddening to me.

Why should you be chastized for stating the obvious truth? If they can get bonuses for stellar performance, shouldn't the opposite also be true?

+1

Right on buddy. Upvote for you. I got shit for saying Bowen wasn't cutting it a month ago.

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Can't believe they've already shown all the highlights of our game.

The fact that anything was considered a "highlight" is impressive.

Defense ain't jumping offsides...there is literally zero good coaching on offense/St Rn

I am having flashbacks to the VT vs Wake Forest Game. No one wants to win!

46 1st half yards says all you need to know.

Will

Our ineptitude on the line and protections has Peter Moore seeing ghosts out there. 👻

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Cannot believe we have to get 2 safeties to win this.

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I told myself if we were down by two scores or more at the half, I'd stop watching and go to jiu jitsu class. guess I'm staying and watching.....ok I'm making excuses because I'm tired

The penalties are on one guy - coach Pry. Seems like a good dude, but he has not instilled any kind of discipline or rhythm to this offense. It is bad coaching. The defense is getting after it though.

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I am just hoping for some points now. Well, I am hoping we come out slinging it like Aaron Rodgers was the QB, but I am a little more realistic.

If you saw him play the Commies this weekend you wouldn't want our QB to look like that.

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Classic Rodgers

D was on the field 2/3 of the half. When they get tired and torched in the second half, please don't rip them. Our O does nothing to support good defense...we can't even run the clock and try to shorten the game.

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WOW! a first down! Haven't seen that in a long while

2 in a row. That's a streak.

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Why can't a 6-yr senior center snap the ball in shotgun?

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FG range!

Omg we moving

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Lol we made a play action pass that Mullen's been calling for

Who the fuck is this white team? They're not bad.

We offensed!!!!

This confirms my opinion the Fuente was actually a very good x and os guy, but a horrible relations guy. Nail in his coffin. He would get more out of these players on the field - but then they'd all transfer.

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How has nobody sat Wells down and said "don't gun it at the RBs"...

Yeah...he just rockets EVERYTHING....

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PI!

Wright is a mismatch...good to see actually used it.

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PI for sure

Clear PI

TOUCHDOWN!!

WE DID THE THING.

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Touchdown!!! WTF just happened.

We're competent????

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TD WELLS!!!

TD!

What is this 6 point play?

3 safeties

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It's called an Orfenst.

All the kids are doing it these days.

Touchdown! !!!

Who replaced Bowen?

LOL!! We have them right where we wanted them. Lull NCState to be complacent with our inept-ness. Then start playing! Now for the defense to for a quick 3-and-out

What the hell just happened! White scored!

Holy shit did we just score an offensive td????

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Signs of life....

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Did we just have an offense?

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We touchdowned!!!!

This play calling looks like Bowen was threatened at half time.

Fire Whit.

I'll drink...you beat me to it by a minute.

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That drive was nice. Why would you keep that in your back pocket? Makes no sense

We did it! We scored 2 field goals on one drive. Is that a record?

Woah, a SIX point play?? Why haven't we seen that this year??

Did Pry threaten to fire Bowen at the half if he didn't change the playcalls?

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Maybe it wasn't a threat?

Streak is intact. Goes back to a 10-0 loss to Cindy to go 0-2 to start, what turned out to be the magical 1995 season.

That Pry was a part of.

Loving all these sarcastic posts after the TD.

Did we just get a fully dipped pussy touchdown?! Man it's been so long! 🤣

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

WE DID A FOOTBALL THING!

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Are Wright and Delane are the best players on the team?

Looks like it. And they're both freshmen.

Yay scoring streak

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Followed up by great coverage...Geesh

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D is fired up!!

Stu Holt has made me question and doubt our entire special teams unit.

Fire Whit.

Teams always covert 3rd and long. Why?

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being too aggressive maybe? French would know

Seems like the opposite. We lay back giving them the first down yardage and try (unsuccessfully) to close.

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More false starts! At least that one was NCST

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That is at least their third false start. They have a ways to go to catch up to us.

Held them!

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It was a Christmas miracle!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Can we do offense twice in a row?

I predict nine yards and a punt.

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Pls do that again sir.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Yes we can!

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Now's the time for a sustained drive...

Will be interesting to see if we learned from our success or we go back to run on first and second down m, throw on third and punt.

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Did that break the plane ?

Sure looked like it (well beyond).

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More Wright please.

False start #8

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Holy crap!!! How many times can they false start?

8

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TOUCHDOWN!!! This seems like a dream...pinch me... is this real?

Da fuq just happened?

Deep shot!!!

Only took 8 games.

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Ho-ly Shit! That was beautiful!

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HOLY SHIT we scored again and on an 80+ play

85 yard TD? Is that allowed? go Hokies!

85 yd TD pass. I think Mullen just nutted!

8 FALSE STARTS?!?!? Dear god the wind sprints this week is going to be the whole damn team. And then we get the longest play of the season. So... yay!

We offensed again!

OmG!!!

Holy shit!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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lmfao seriously can't tell if Bowen woke up or got fired at halftime

Honestly at this point I'm convinced he's not calling plays.

Me too.

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If the next drive isn't 2 runs up the middle and a flat rout short of the sticks on 3rd down I'll be convinced he was canned.

WHo is this team?!?! Where they the same team from the 1st half?

I would LOVE to know why Pry said in that locker room at the half

I'm pretty sure that was an intentional false start to set up the big play

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

gotta juice up the passing yard stats for Wells!

We had 85 yards passing on an 80 yard scoring drive.

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"Hey Silas, I'm gonna need a better angle on this one, spot me 5 more?"
-- Grant Wells

"Exit light..."

Is this real life? Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide... No escape from reality....

Caught in a land slide....

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality.

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Amazing what happens when you take shots down the field

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Amazing what happens when you throw the ball down the field!!!!

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Grant Wells says hello, friends 👀

VB born, class of '14

Tunchtown! Two tunchtowns!

Well wasn't that a sight for bleeding eyes

*wells

Mullins probably has a woody 🤣

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

I mean, I do.

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1 play had more yards than the whole first half.

Pretty sure it was more yards than both teams combined in the first quarter

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OMG WE DID SOME GOOD FOOTBALL MOVEMENTS!!!!!

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This has to be Brad Glenn calling plays, right?

that's what I was thinking too

Wells came out hot in the 2nd half

Yep

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If we can get one more stop here and a sustained drive we are in a good spot for an upset

I get it now; use the usual second half game plan in the first half so they don't have anything to adjust at halftime; THEN use the first half plan in the second half. 3D chess!

Unleash the D on the freshman QB!!!

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I figured Pry told Bowen he was walking back unless we scored some points.

For the first time in FOREVER, the D can pin their ears back and get after the QB

Nice PBU by Conner

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The defense look FIRED up

Love that Houston signals first down, being two yards short and a holding call.

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Lol. What the hell was Chatman trying to do on that "tackle"???

Tackle?

Exactly

LOL

Pollard you a bad m-f'r.

this is like NCAA14, play action is OP

Beautiful!!!

What a catch by Thomas!

Thomas is winded from that catch.

What a catch by Malachi!!!

He was Superman!

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Holy shit Thomas!

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Seriously what is with these play calls? Why can't we do this all season...or even the first half?

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I don't think Bowen has any confidence in the offense and Pry told him he has to open it up.

Think we left Bowen in the locker room.

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Maybe he got Coach Kilmer'd

The o-line is gassed! They haven't been on the field this long all game.

You misspelled "season"

ROTFLMAO! Touch! That would be more accurate, thanks for the correction

Not a bad series. Moved the ball, some creative plays that softens the D, ran some clock.

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Some smart calls by Wells. He played smart football on that drive. It could have been a lot worse.

Yeah. The scrambling, keeping his eyes downfield and choosing to throw away was really nice to see.

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Can someone fill me in on what the fuck happened to our punter

think he's uncomfortable with the long snapper and protection scheme, throws his timing off

He's tired

D is jacked. 2 score lead and some confidence in the offense.

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And D held.

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It would be nice to get something on a punt return.

Anything!

We're dead last in P5.

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There's our 1st down run. Back to turtle mode?

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Seriously

Ach, no not Thomas again!

Well, fuck balls. There goes Thomas for the rest of the season.

People saying Glenn has been calling the plays this half

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Not great! Thomas rolled his ankle.

Well this ain't good

Thomas 😬

#9

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all 5 starting OL's have a false start

Throw the ball deep. Every f&cking play!!!!

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Saved by Caleb Smith, again! Great job Caleb

This "false start -> throw deep to Smith" strategy seems to be working

Wow! Another deep ball!

What a catch!!

Jalen Houston? Cmon E$PN.....

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I think I've also heard De'juan Lofton.

That's how it's pronounced, strange as that may seem.

Kaleb Smith has the clutch gene

Where is King?

Wright should be open.

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Offense a night and day difference if this really is Glenn calling plays

Kaleb having a nice game

That was our first 3rd down conversion tonight

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Uh - Wells scored

that was a TOUCHDOWN

That is a td!!

Review that. I thought he made it in. That was a TD

Great job by Wells there, that's a TD

Got away with a hold on that TD run by wells

He's in

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He's IN!!!

That's a TD!

Holy crap he didn't step out

Wells looking like a very serviceable player finally

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think Bowen's conservative approach and Wells' gunslinger nature don't mesh well

That replay shows me a touchdown

TD Wells!

That's a TOUCHDOWN!!!

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That's a TD...and Johnny Jordan just Did a Wayne Ward

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Why am I so nervous and confused about how our offense is performing?

Three offensive TD's. They are finally putting it all together. Thank God.

LOL please use that kid's reaction if we win, in Giftory

Best thing since lolUVA fail kid

(Retracted)

...playing Thunderstruck

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Well Smurf my Smurf.

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Did we just score 3 TDs in a single quarter on the road against a ranked P5 opponent?

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NC State is #18th in total defense

*was

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I'm smelling Giftory here...

240 yds of offense in the 3rd quarter so far.

Pry is struggling to know what to do in a lead with a good margin! Lovin' it. hopefully it's just the beginning

You can't convince me this is Bowen calling plays in the 3rd Q.

21 points and there is still 4 minutes left in the quarter.

The most surprising thing about these 3 scores is that it's been long fields.

This has probably been said here but I'd bet money on Brad Glenn calling plays in the second half

Literally left my in-laws at half and just got home. What in the world happened??

False starting our way on to victory, that's what.

You stopped watching the game.

Nothing. Go back.

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Somebody different has to be calling the plays in the 2nd half. Because it has been much better.

Someone else is calling the plays right? We haven't seen anything like this all year.

Why have this:

When you can have this instead?

241 yards in this quarter....UNREAL!!!!

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Delane is looking good.

The curveball. Brad Glenn. That's a good nickname ngl👀

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I should go on vacation more often

Per the radio guys Malachi Thomas needs to be carted from the sideline to the locker room.

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Suddenly they can pass block. Holding?

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Where did this offense come from? Where did this play calling come from? Where did this QB come from?

We just scored 3 TD's in one quarter against the 18th best D in the country, I don't know what happened at halftime but I like it.

Mansoor Delane is the tits.

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Booooooooo

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Umm Defense

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We cant defense and Offense effectively in the same quarter

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Or special teams apparently

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Well shit! They drove the field pretty easily.

We've returned to the weak pass rush and soft coverage. :-(

We got no pressure that entire drive. Only rushed 3-4. He had all day to sit back and read the field. Need to blitz again. It was working.

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Harvey cooked there

Someone tell the D, that just cause the offense has a pulse doesn't mean you shit the bed.

Did we stop blitzing on that possession? Why? Also, Harvey has gotten beat on that route for a TD for three times this year now.

Fire Whit.

How long till Dorian is back?

SMH

ooof, please score again or get another stop

Um catch the kick, please.

Momentum dont leave😰

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Turtle

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If a play doesn't work, keep running it.

Time to find out if we've got nuts or not.

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That Lance kid that took over for Bud Kilmer in Varsity Blues....he's calling plays for us.

RIP Paul Walker

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DJ Harvey has been a bit of a disappointment this year

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It's not PI if they stop you in your tracks and you can't get to the ball?

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It's uncatchable if they interfere with your ability to catch it? 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Isn't there illegal contact in college? He was hit beyond 5 yards.

Yeah that was a weird reverse call

It should have been defensive holding at the very least.

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Who the hell names their kid Thayer?

'Ethel Thayer.....thounds like I'm listhping, doesn't it?'

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Got bailed out there.

Was a bonehead play. They should have given him unsportsmanlike for that display in front of the ref after they called it.

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Thanks Wilson

4th

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What a side step by Holston there.

Wow, brain fart by Wolf D.

Nice to see the other team shooting themselves in the foot for a change.

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I like that better.

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What an emotional minefield of a quarter

'Emotional minefield'......I love it.......describes the last decade of being a Hokie football fan.......

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So King was healthy for 1.5 games this year I guess? ODU and BC before this long TD

Apparently Brad Glenn is now calling plays per other boards and Burnop on the radio broadcast.

Not a good sign for Bowen, but so far a good sign for the offense.

If true, then Pry has shown the ability to do something neither Fuente nor Beamer did and hold assistants accountable.

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Mikey said it Tyrod, Mikey said it!

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We need good Holston now...

We already burned Bryce Duke's redshirt. Why not give him some carries?

I imagine we'll see him and Holston split carries in the 4th

Sorry to Holston, but he's not a playmaker. He shouldn't get meaningful snaps. Play Black and Duke.

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So many guys on the OL picking the wrong guy to block

Good lord Silas is still so so bad at times (like this entire game)

55 blocking no one on that sack

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We need the D now

Delane is good.

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Well. Here we go.

Fire Whit.

Why are we giving him all day to throw. Blitz had him confused. We stopped.

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The refs missed a hold on that one. Shit

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Well... shit...

Da fuck is this defense doing now

Of fucking course

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So we either have an offense or a defense not both? Sigh. Come on Offense build the lead back up.

Why can't we have one lol

Well this is not going in the right direction now.

There's sparks of life but it's not complete yet. Showing progress perhaps??

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Pressure is on Glenn now. We need to answer.

Pressure is on the offensive line to actually pass protect and pick up the blitz. At least 2 guys are blocking air on almost every play.

We're melting

Pry is just not a very good head coach right now. Didn't even realize they lined up for 2. Burned our 2nd TO.

That's on top of the other timecop moments this season. Not even to mention the penalties, personnel decisions, and coordinator stuff.

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Why are we burning all our T.O.??

Saving them for the end of the half to freeze the kicker didn't work.

Time for a time-consuming drive....please!

New rule for TKP: No one is allowed to say "Giftory" until the clock hits 0:00 and we have more points. It all started to go downhill when we got cocky... 😂

"Exit light..."

I qualified it by saying if we win.....

Bend dont break defenses dont work anymore. Why the fuck did we go to it

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I just want to see more than one quarter of complimentary football. Also, we are really about to see how much Pry and this staff have grown. Hopefully this fourth quarter is managed will, with only one timeout.

Fire Whit.

Hopefully we don't need it.

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How does Mullen in the booth know they wanna run the jump pass to the TE but the coaches scouting the team that are supposed to be preparing for it act like they've never seen it. This coaching right now isn't good enough

Go for it

Because we have Rookies as Coordinators on both sides.

And then Holt...whose Special Teams are a damned Trainwreck

nice play by Chatman

So many issues with Pry and Co in game 8... Obviously I'm not calling for anyone's head, but damn... It's a sh1t show... still.

If he really wants to establish the right culture he would sit these guys and play whoever, including walk-ons, will actually line up and not cost the team a penalty.

Is coronavirus over yet?

Omg!!

Why are our special teams unbelievably bad this year?

We put the K in Kwality

That is the last time Black returns a kick today.

Well that third qtr was fun

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Could we fuck up a kick return any worse without turning it over?

Chance Black is no longer allowed to return kicks.

Black is not allowed to return any more.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Drink!

Hand me your cup.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

If Chance Black steps on the field again I'm done watching this game

Go for it

Our special teams are ass absolute ass

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Get Chance out of there, yesterday.

Fire Whit.

Black. Never touch the field again

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Every kickoff needs to be a fair catch with Black back there. Unacceptable. And it causes us to draw a bad penalty.

"Exit light..."

And we're back to running it up the middle first down

Why run right? Clements is just watching, as usual

Hasn't blocked all year. Lowest grading OL on the team.

We put the K in Kwality

Get Black off the return team

NIL with Butterfingers for #28

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Chance Black more like don't take a chance and play anyone else

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Darwinian exercise at RB right now...3 fumbles by the same player on two plays

Maybe at OC as well

First pass attempt to Wright since the first drive of half.

We put the K in Kwality

How much is our special teams coach getting paid??

H-O-K-I-E-S Hokies!

I just don't understand... Coach pry is to Virginia Tech what Jay Gruden was to the Washington Redskins - i.e. the most undisciplined team in the league.

Is coronavirus over yet?

3 and out, the first half team has returned

He was open too.

Lucky bounce but Peter Moore has muffed every kick

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Je was averaging almost 50 yards per punt through the first couple games. Then all the sudden the can't punt anymore and is lucky to get one to roll 40. Makes no sense.

We put the K in Kwality

Wow, we are choking this one away

We lose Thomas and our confidence crumbles.

Well..we haven't officially shit the bed yet but we appear to have had 3 Taco dinner and chased it with some AllBran

And and half a bottle of Miralax

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Well at least we had the third quarter and the dog with a go-pro.

Fire Whit.

Love the dog

it was fun while it lasted

We backed off on d after the three tds. Stupid.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

No pressure again.

We put the K in Kwality

Dax is not a pass-coverage guy

I love Dax for his heart but damn is he limited.

Why aren't we blitzing? Like at all?

We put the K in Kwality

If we'll pressure the QB, he'll throw a pick on one of those crossing routes

Lined up for blitz. False start.

We put the K in Kwality

they false started again!

Man, they are going at Delane every time now.

Fire Whit.

Another big gain for a first down.

Even with the blitz, we cant find the gaps

We have to change something.

that should've been picked

well, that was the int throw

Do we get those anymore?

Dax should've been flagged for PI.

Ugh, Griffin

dang, needed that INT

This implosion is something else

We need a turnover or this one is over.

Garbage

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It's PI but not PI.

There goes the lead.

We put the K in Kwality

Welp

Understatement

Ok this loss is totally on the coaches

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I keep wanting to give them the benefit of the doubt and they keep telling me to go fuck myself in 37 different ways

OC and ST yes defense has done enough they can't fucking move the sticks or just do something more than crap a lead away.

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

We just blew a 3 score lead, this is embarrassing

A 21-3 lead at that. Don't a lot of people say that's the most dangerous lead in football? (not /s)

Int for 2

This loss isn't on the defense this offense and special teams are down right fcs level incompetent.

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Offense did score three TD's on the number 18 defense.

Sadly, I disagree...we were up 21-3 late in the third. This is a team effort...offense, defense, and special teams have done their part.

Team full of players who don't know how to finish games for the past 3 seasons 🤷🏻‍♂️

When I die, I'll need a few pallbearer from this team so that the Hokies can let me down one last time.

I'm looking for a procedural pun but can't come up with one.

Black can scatter your ashes around the 5 yard line.

Come on Tech!

Beamer should be pissed at the special teams performance this season

Like why do you change the defense strategy WHEN IT WAS WORKING THE WHOLE FUCKING GAME

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Yeah, NC State started pushing the ball down the field and our D hasn't adjusted

The amount and length of these commercials is f****** ridiculous

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First half was only an hour and ten minutes. Had to make up for the money lost.

Fire Whit.

I was thinking the same thing; don't remember ever feeling like I've seen this many commercials during a game dragging it out

This is our lack of complementary teams. First half D plays great, O does nothing (D on the field 18 mins). O comes out get a lead, D stops being aggressive, O starts playing safe and doesn't do anything (-2 yards). Special teams shits the bed the hole time.

We put the K in Kwality

Piss poor special teams. Negative defensive adjustments starting in the latter part of the third. Wells up the middle can only work so many times. The offense sucked for a majority of the game but the coaches need to take a look in the mirror.

Fire Whit.

This is not a talented team but more than anything it is not a well-coached team.

Sorry. Truth hurts.

Pry is a good DC but he's simply making too many mistakes as a HC to inspire much confidence going forward.

The sloppy play is absolutely inexcusable thus far into the season.

Our coordinators are both too inexperienced to be effective at this level and Holt is an AWFUL S.T. coach.

Up 18 pts with 20 minutes left in the game and can't find ANY way to stem the momentum..gotten steamroller the entire 4th Q. Not good enough, sorry

With the amount of money we supposedly had gotten for coaching staff. Pry really made some headscracthers coaching hires

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See this is the worst part about being a hokie fan this season. Just enough hope to think we might pull out an upset and then destroy me

I used to believe in my team. Now I believe that I can believe again.

Figured Black was gone, Duke going to get any carries?

Pry learns. That was Duke on the KOR.

multiples of 11 can catch kicks

Wells is back to his over throwing ways

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Jesus....he just has no touch.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Did Wells really not see the coming right into his face?

We put the K in Kwality

Dammit, he can't take that sack.

Find someone that loves you like Grant Wells loves to over throw a receiver

I can't believe we coughed up a 21-3 lead.... Wait, actually, I can.

I can't believe we had a 21-3 lead to cough up but I'm not surprised we did.

Man Wells really struggles putting touch on his passes.

Yeah he's got a good arm but lacks touch

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False start #10

We put the K in Kwality

how do you have 10 false starts

Johnny Jordan with the slowest reaction time ever on that blitz

10 false starts. That is coaching.

or lack there of

We are a record-setting team, 10 false start and counting

10 false starts not even my fucking high school or peewee teams I played for did that shit

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False start... big play coming!

Bowen escaped the elevator....

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Another false start....

We can't get near their qb and they are all over ours. That and the penalties it is a wonder we are still in this game

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Wells is not a good quarterback.

Bowen is not a good play caller.

We need a good defensive play soon

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Jordan rolls the ball back on 3&23. Sixth year senior cannot snap the ball.

We put the K in Kwality

that was the worst offensive play execution I've ever seen

I really hate this team. They are so bad it's painful

Good teams find a way to win... Bad teams find a way to lose.

We may not have the former playing in this game, but definitely have the latter

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Well other than an exciting third that I didn't get to see, this team is just inexcusably poor coached and undisciplined right now.

Jordan with his third shit snap

What is up with our snapper?

This is shitty coaching, cupboard be damned.

Shaking my head. Pry. Penalties. Embarrassing

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

Bowen has the rest of the season to convince me he is decent because as of right now he is no where near it.

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

I highly doubt much will change in the last 4 games

That was a decent pun there. 45 yards with a fair catch.

If we fall to 2-6, just put in Devin Farrell

We need a defensive score or this game is over.

Hey, on the plus side, I just figured out my Halloween costume. I'm just going to put a bag over my head. This is embarrassing on every level. Complete collapse.

"Exit light..."

We won't win another game all year. Not sure why I decided to invest a Thursday night in this shit.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Tyler Bowen without Malachi or King, that seems like a sure bet.................

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I knew we weren't going to be a good team this year, but mostly because of a lack of talent. What is terribly disappointing is the lack of growth with the coaches. This team just as undisciplined as the one we saw in week 1 & 2. Absolutely unacceptable IMO. Pry doesn't get 6 years coaching like this.

Is coronavirus over yet?

Yeah, they can sell the future and we need talent only so long. Sooner or later they're going to need to show something on the field or recruits won't buy it. The lack of growth from game 1 to now is pretty disappointing. A lot that needs to be improved.

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Now we can't tackle on runs

We put the K in Kwality

There is really no reason for some of these guys to be playing.

To be honest, nobody thought we would even be in this game. We have played well above expectations.

Seriously? We blew a 3 score lead and that's what you say?!

Taking what positives I can, work gives my ulcer enough trouble.

I feel you man, I'm just hurting right now....this might be the worst loss of the year for me.

Yeah, they dangled hope in front of us and then trampled it all over.

21-3 and we lost. Garbage coaching staff

Stro with the whiff

(Insert player here) with the whiff.

It takes some brass ones to be Tyler Bowen and cash a paycheck after this garbage. I can't even count the number of times I have said "how can that be the play you call there?????"

They are burning the clock down before every snap. Smart coaching.

We put the K in Kwality

Our D gets way too gassed late in games

Or gave up

We weren't even gassed. We just stopped blitzing middle of the 3rd. Their QB started picking us apart and we just kept sitting back and let them catch in front of us (like the first half of the Miami game).

We put the K in Kwality

Time running low. Man it would sure be nice to have some timeouts.

Instead of blowing them in the third quarter and on a two-point conversion we weren't prepared for.

game over :-(

Game over. Poor coaching.

That's the ballgame. We cant get the ball back now.

We put the K in Kwality

What a disappointing loss. This one is 100% on these coaches.

Is coronavirus over yet?

Just about over. We beat the spread anyway.

We beat ourselves

We are absolutely pathetic. It is a common theme across the board, and the coaches are the common denominator. They need to get their act together.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Gutless play calling with the lead

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

And without the lead. Games fucking in the balance? 3rd and 23 is the perfect play to call a hb screen to holston.

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

TSL saying the reports that Glenn took over were not true. But the way that third quarter went it had to be someone else calling the plays, Bowen has shown nothing like that. I bet we got a lead and Pry let Bowen take back over. Which would be some bs.

I'm tired of this football program. Why do I keep watching

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As I told some friends earlier, I don't watch for enjoyment at this point, it's more a sense of duty. They're my team, I have to watch. But I know what I'm going to see.

"Exit light..."

This football team is so poorly coached and undisciplined it's embarrassing.

Make Bowen and stu holt fucking speaking to the media they deserve to be slaughtered for that collapse

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

The coaches have the same losing mentality that Fuente's players had

I shouldn't go on vacation more often

The D front 7 is really bad in the 4th quarter. No stamina. Can't get off blocks, can't get to the QB, can't tackle. sigh.

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Damn, pretty pathetic way to end this one. Seriously just make Glenn the OC, roll with Ferrell the rest of the season and try to at least put some points on the board. This can't get a whole lot worse.

Oh yes it can

Would you like Prys with that?

What, we might go 2-10? That's where we are headed now.

We scored points. Those might not be there if we just throw the kids out there.

Would you like Prys with that?

This is fucking pathetic

Anyone that still supports Pry needs to get over it. This team is bad, they are coached poorly, and the recruiting will be even worse

Pry has coached 8 games as a HC. Give me a break. Yeah, this season sucks. There's a lot to fix, but you can't walk away.

He won't be fired. But he's made a poor case for me believing he can be successful. Same stupid errors.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

I can most certainly walk away. I graduated in 2004, how long do you want people to keep throwing good money at bad results? That's life

The blame falls on a few other people before Brent Pry, but he's getting a few million too and the results are getting worse. The penalties, lack of discipline, regression...that's on him now. You sign the deal, you have to own it. And he's sucked so far.

If you want to walk away, walk away. I've been a Hokie a long time and Hokies don't give up on a new coach after 8 games. If you don't want to support him, that means you want him fired.

And what hasn't he owned? He acknowledges the issues every time he is in front of the microphone. How else do you want him to own it? Quit? If he did that, then I know we hired the wrong coach - cuz Hokies don't do that either.

I want him to get better. That's for sure. And he hasn't. 10 false starts is absolutely fucking ridiculous.

X's and O's whatever. This staff can't get the players lined up for a snap. It really is some bad news bears shit. Before they got good that is

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Probably a reason Wisconsin was fine with Rudolph walking tbh

Yup, I agree with this

This is the last time I spend money to watch this team play for the next 3 years

Offensively, this team is a fucking mess. Up 21-3 and they absolutely go into a shell. Fucking gutless cowards of a coaching staff

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

I'll remind you we did the same gutless shit on d after our third score. Weak. But more than all that - the team is sloppy as hell - no improvement- in fact worse on that front.

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Huh. I remember when you told me to 'shut the fuck up' a month ago when I said that.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Welcome aboard

LOL i came to this board because I knew you specifically would make a comment like this

"Now Miami wants to talk about it." *Cue Enter Sandman*

Should've gone to bed at 21-3! Mercy!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

I don't have a clue how the hell we are going to be competitive in recruiting and in the portal with this coaching incompetence.

We might be in the ACC basement for years.

I'm done until next Saturday. And it won't be for the football game it's for the southeast wrestling open. Expect a thread for that until then peace😂

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This sucks

As well as we played in the 3rd we finished with 293 total yards. Taking out the 3rd we had about 80 total yards. D gave up 361...and lost.

We put the K in Kwality

1-11 on third down. 10 False Starts. Two (kind of three) muffed kicks. Only one quarter of competent offense. Man.

Fire Whit.

Wells outplayed by a freshman

what kind of substances do you take to commit that many penalties when the ball is stationary? penalties that don't involve making "a football move"

This Staff is taking this team nowhere as comprised currently.

Bowen and Holt need to be sent packing in the Offseason. Marve needs to be LB Coach and a seasoned D.C. hired to call plays.

Pry needs to spend some serious time figuring out the gameday aspects of being a H.C.

Rudolph needs to seriously prove himself. I dont give a shit what he did at Wisconsin. Should be embarrassed to be the Coach of an OL with 10 False Starts in one damned game.

a seasoned D.C. hired to call plays

Do you know who is calling the defensive plays this year?

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That's kind of the point.

He needs to be a head coach and learn how to do things like not burn all his fucking time outs so the other team can sit on the ball for the last 4 minutes.

Right now I'd be in favor of demoting Pry to DC...cause that's what he seems to want to do...and hire an up and coming HC.

I know it won't happen. But I haven't seen any growth as a HC. Marve should be ready to take over now. Pry can't learn as a HC while he's running the D.

We put the K in Kwality

I think they are all taking drugs /S (sort of)

Yeah I'm with you at this point. Bowen doesn't need to be OC moving forward, and I'm for moving on from Holt. Special teams are absolute trash. Marve either needs to take over defensive playcalling or we need to hire a DC to call plays. Pry can't keep spending all his time being a de facto DC when he has a long ways to go grasping the game management aspects of being HC. And I don't know what to say about Rudolph other than it just might not work out. So disappointing.

I think we were all excited about the Rudolph hire.

But the results on field so far make me seriously question if the guys resting on his Laurels at this point.

There's simply is not a reasonable explanation that players who played well last year are playing terrible this year and can't even figure out how to get a snap off legally.

I have heard from a buddy of mine who is close with some people around the Wiscy program that they weren't exactly upset to see him go. Wisconsin players/alums are usually fiercely loyal to that program, and for him to suddenly leave like that was very unusual.

Yeah, that's pretty much what most FSU fans said about Marve.

A collective "meh"...

I'd like to say that disappointment is progress from nihilistic apathy and cynicism. That third-quarter offense shows up again for a full first half and you're talking about an absolute blowout. Our two best backs were knocked out of the game by the most pivotal plays, if they stay in it's a totally different story.

This is what progress looks like. This is what a culture shift looks like. This is what changing the program's trajectory from 5-6 win mediocrity to competing again for ACC championships and at-large bowl bids looks like.

A loss can only hurt when you have hope. The fact that this loss hurt means that we've started to turn a corner.

I'll buy the culture shift BS when the team actually shows a tiny bit of discipline. Until then, the culture is very much the same as it's been for the last few years. Tonight was not evidence of a turned corner only affirmation that we are currently still a sinking ship.

Is coronavirus over yet?

We've turned nothing - but I appreciate your optimism. We just had 10 offsides or something like that. We look like a dumpster fire.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

Yeah....no, this team had double digit pre-snap penalties. The talent excuse isn't flying for me anymore, these coaches are not doing their jobs.

as bad as we've been, with better coaching we would be 5-3 right now, Miami was close, Pitt was winnable, we were up 21-3 in this game

actually I forgot about ODU, could be 6-2, but it's the opposite

Eliminating dumb plays gets us ODU back, too.

The world is a lot brighter at 6-2.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

"We got our work cut out for us"

sigh, remembering what Pry said pregame

Yeah, but the reason we have our work cut out for us, isn't because of the other team

I think if someone has access to the after game presser a fair question to ask is why is there an unrelenting call for a run up the middle when your best RB is out and we showed we can throw?
A slant, an option, or heaven forbid a screen. It is just maddening to watch and inconceivable to follow the thinking. SMH. Again.

I'd be curious to understand the split of play-calling duties in the 2nd half.

Was it 100% Glenn? 50/50?

I don't understand how both offense and defense completely flipped in the fourth qtr. could move the ball at all and couldn't stop nc st.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Nc state woke up. Turned on the heat and we shriveled up - that's the culture. We didn't meet their intensity - we withered.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

Out played by a good defense I can take in the 4th quarter. But to let a freshman backup QB make the defense look bad is disappointing.
This game was very disappointing.

Will