OT: F*** Matt Ryan

Not sure if everyone has been watching, but Matt Ryan is in the verge of being on the receiving end of the biggest comeback ever in the NFL regular season, along with already holding the record for that in the Super Bowl

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The Matt Ryan special

I see it more that Jeff Saturday should not have been hired because he never coached anything above high school and is confused about the words "adjusting after halftime".

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"I am ya Grot!"

"Horkies were made for two fings foighten' and winnen'" - Horkie Warboss

"That Gritty git doesn't exactly look like a Horkie, but by Gork and Mork it acts like one!"-Random Horkie Boy

I don't know what we're talking about but fuck Matt Ryan!

I found TKP after two rails from TOTS then walking back to my apartment and re-watching the 2012 Sugar Bowl. I woke up the next day with this username.

Colts were up 33-0 at half. Game went to OT.

Colts go up 33-0.
Matt Ryan: "Why do I hear boss music?"

VT 2016
Go Hokies

When the DOOM music is coming from the other sideline...

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Holy shit what a game

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

Yikes.

Colts lose. Matt Ryan is the all time expert at choking on your own dick

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

I can't really blame Ryan. Saturday is a fraud of a "coach" dude was only an ESPN analyst and only coached a losing high school team, he got hired because Irsay is a meddling fuck that wants to get someone that played with Peyton Manning as a coach.

"Oi! What's a Horkie"
"I am ya Grot!"

"Horkies were made for two fings foighten' and winnen'" - Horkie Warboss

"That Gritty git doesn't exactly look like a Horkie, but by Gork and Mork it acts like one!"-Random Horkie Boy

Counterpoint...

Fuck Matt Ryan

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

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Let me just say that I agree that Saturday is completely not qualified to be a head coach and Irsay hiring him is ridiculous.

But.

Matt Ryan has been AWFUL all season. Even when Frank Reich was the coach. Yeah the offensive line sucks. But Ryan is mega washed. The Colts defense (outside of the last two weeks) is actually really good and this season has been almost entirely because of the offense and Matt Ryan. He can't throw the ball more than 15 yards anymore. So yeah, this loss (which I was hoping for) as well as one of the worst offenses in the history of the NFL is most definitely on Matt Ryan.

Yes Matt Ryan hasn't been as good as his past seasons, that's just the surface everybody will look at and only talk about. There have been much more once a person looks closer and deeper, O-line became a turnstile, no receivers (maybe their rookie can do something but still raw) and Jonathon Taylor had a big drop off (O-line can be a big blame for this too).

I like this video starting at around the 2:30 mark digging deep into the stuff this year, he first started out this video talking about Luck and how Irsay and prior GM fucked him over really bad (especially the GM where many in the NFL laughed at Irsay for hiring him).

"Oi! What's a Horkie"
"I am ya Grot!"

"Horkies were made for two fings foighten' and winnen'" - Horkie Warboss

"That Gritty git doesn't exactly look like a Horkie, but by Gork and Mork it acts like one!"-Random Horkie Boy

Receivers were unproven but have been fine this year. The o line is bad but honestly has been much better as the season has gone on (still bad but not dumpster fire). Taylor has been injured and a victim of bad line/bad offense letting the defense cue on him.

Again, not saying Ryan is the sole reason but he is the main one so it's not unreasonable or incorrect that people will at least partially blame him for this mess.

With a new QB next year this offense looks a lot different. I don't even hate Matt Ryan like most people on this website, but yeah this is mostly on him.

Eat shit Matt Ryan.

Would have preferred a Vikings loss, but it really doesn't matter. Entertaining

Edit: but Jeff Saturday can't be the coach as of now, right? There is literally no way that fan base will accept it after that debacle.

We are tanking so we're cool with it. The key is him doing poorly enough (heavily aided by todays performance) so that Irsay can't justify giving him the full time job next season.

Are you a colts fan too?!

Go Hokies!

Yep! Fortunate that Arsenal has been amazing this season to save me from depression..

I actually stopped caring about the Colts losing a while ago. They need to tank and they're honestly so bad it's impressive at this point.

Yea I'm currently debating if I'm okay with my sports karma being so skewed towards one team being awesome and the others being complete crap. If the gunners keep this up...I think I'm okay with it.

Ditto on the Colts this season. It's one thing when you know your team is going to suck (Hokies). It's a step too far when they're supposed to be very good and end up being crap. Hopefully we can suck enough to get out of QB purgatory

Go Hokies!

Yeah.....I tend to agree. Fuck Matt Ryan

I hate rude behavior in a man. Won't tolerate it.

one click shows Wagoneer's been around TKP for 7 years. Sheesh. Everyone take a nap, have a snickers or something.

Still doesn't make up for 2007.

As someone who may or may not have punched a wall at my wife's old apartment complex after the 2007 BC game...Fuck Matt Ryan.

I was 100% focused on calmly moving to the exit so as to not be "that fan" on the ESPN post game crowd shots.

Once I was safely in the concourse, that changed.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

I need people to stop reciting the year of that game, makes me feel old

I'm still figuring this out.

I do art stuff.

This is what happens when a deal with the devil comes due, IMO.

Wait, what?

I turned the game off at halftime because I thought it was game over!!!

Time to bust out this gif again

Nothing is as epic as that superbowl loss. Sorry atlanta friends but your tears are delicious.

UVA levels of LOL........

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Loved this comment in one of the articles on the game:

"Say this for the Colts: They don't do boring."

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Solid meme of Bill Clinton and Monica....Bill is "huge leads" and Monica is "Matt Ryan"

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The torch; be yours to hold it high.
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*clap clap clapclapclap*

The Vikings are shaving years off my life this season

fuck matt ryan...i will always pull against him and any time he chokes on a flaming bag of horse shit i'll celebrate.... ps fuck matt ryan

tyrod did it mikey! tyrod did it!

Fuck Matt Ryan.

Adibi going 40 yards to the house on the pick 6 at the end of 2007 ACCCG was some of the most cathartic shit I've felt.

Go Hokies!

This makes me wonder: who is TKP's most hated man?

Matt Ryan
Brad Cornelsen
Seth Greenberg
Paul Johnson
Pat Narduzi
Other?

Let's hear it TKP. Who do we hate the most?

Onward and upward

We can eliminate a few names from this list I think:

Seth Greenberg - the man produced the first NCAA tournament wins I ever witnessed as a fan, and dealt with some all time snubs from the committee. Can be annoying but I would really hope not hated.

Paul Johnson - thorn in our side, but actually a pretty good football coach. If he ran a normal offense I don't think there is much hate at all.

As for the rest, let's talk about it.

But Fuck Matt Ryan

While I never liked Greenburg, I didn't hate him so I agree, same for Buzz, they did their thing and we are better off that they are gone.

Paul Johnson went for the knees, he was a dirty coach.

This list is in no particular order right??

I would also add Mack Brown and Brian Kelly to the list.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Idk about Mack but BKAKK is definitely a contender I forgot about. Good lookin out

Onward and upward

BKAKK

Should be BKKAK

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Brian "killed a kid" Kelly is how I always think of it.

Onward and upward

Ok, my brain went to "Brian Kelly Killed A Kid"

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Six of one, half a dozen of the other

Onward and upward

He killed 6!?!?

I'm still figuring this out.

This is awesome! Totally how I would have taken it also!

Ok, my brain went to "Brian Kelly Killed A Kid"

That's because you're right. It would let you blurt it out whenever anyone says his name in regular conversation and completely derail ND homers.

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Could be a whole thread unto itself. Feels like someone from LOLuva should be on the list, but I can't think of anyone who's been anything more than a minor nuisance in our decades of dominance.

Go Hokies!

I was trying to think of someone from uva but nothing came to mind. Maybe that DB who talked a lotta shit (don't remember his name). We made fun of lots of their coaches for being hapless but idk that any were really worthy of this list of hate.

Onward and upward

Quin Blanding? I feel like Kumah or someone stiff-armed the soul out of his body one year.

"Exit light..."

Yeah! That's it. Thanks vtgm

Onward and upward

Actually love their past few football coaches since we've owned them. No need to hate when it was a free win in November.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
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They ain't good enough to hate.

Joe Gieck. He's the UVA head trainer that attempted to trip Antonio Banks after banks intercepted the ball and was running along the sideline for a pick-six in the '95 game. We were up 1 after we had just scored, but UVA was marching back down the field with the chance to score again when Banks intercepted, so that sealed the win.

Here's the play, look close for the leg wearing orange sticking out.

Peter Warrick?

Not first teamers, but Rich Rod and Hugh Freeze come to mind.

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The torch; be yours to hold it high.
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Other would have to include Stinespring. I don't hate him personally or want anything bad to happen to him or anything like that (that would be reserved for people like Jerry and Joe at Penn State), but if I could have replaced anyone at VT with someone who was actually good, it has to be Stinespring.

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I will defend Stinespring's coaching ability, his units were well coached. He just couldn't gameplan or call plays.

Grayson Allen might top my list for hoops.
Corn-Fu as a former Coach.
The Hoo fans are Usually worse Than the player/coaches.
Swofford.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

GREAT question. New thread. Needs a lot of discussion

This is something I can get behind. I'll put something together here by this afternoon so we can get a definitive answer.

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Ok so here's it is, I've created 4 ranked choice polls.

1. Most Hated Football Coach
2. Most Hated Basketball Coach
3. Most Hated NCAA (other)
4. Most Hated Self Inflicted

All are included on the main link. The winner from each will go on to a winner take all hate posted later.

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Yes because polling on TKP never gets taken advantage of...

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That's why I hopefully have it locked in that there can't be duplicate votes

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Neat poll! Didn't have a strong opinion about many of the choices.

Why is Fuente not on the list?

it's a fair question. I've seen pretty mixed opinions on TKP regarding Fu (some people think he's a good guy, bad coach. Others think he'd be a good OC - just not cut out for HC. Basically, I just don't think he gets the same level of hate as someone like Cornelsen). It seems pretty unanimous that everyone here hates Corny. And Matt Ryan. And Brian Kelly. And Paul Johnson.

Onward and upward

He was the guy that was at the helm and responsible for tanking the program. He's at the top of the villain list in my book.

yeah, i know he's at the top of a few peoples' shit list. He's near the top of mine, too. But I've seen enough people on TKP defending him that IDK that he makes the TKP mount rushmore. I've seen 0 people defend Matt Ryan, Brian Kelly, Brad Cornelsen, etc.

Onward and upward

In my book, there's WORLDS of difference between a villain and incompetence. He was way more incompetent than villain in my book, so I'm not going to hate on the guy. He didn't intentionally run the program into the ground, he just didn't know how to fix what was wrong. And it was probably frustrating for him given how they did in 2016, knowing they COULD do better, just not knowing how to get back there.

SKOL

In a weekend where the colts gave up a 33pt lead, in a weekend where the cowboys lose on a pick 6 in OT...

Somehow... The Patriots have the most embarrassing loss. I mean, the fuck were they thinking??

That Raiders team may be the least clutch NFL team of all time. Derek Carr has the tears to prove it.

And the Patriots literally threw the game away to them. Ya hate to see it, but more than that, ya love to see it.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

As a pats fan I honestly didnt mind it. We arent a playoff team and anything to get Patricia out and a legit OC in would be nice. *Puts tin foil hat on* Jakobi Meyers threw that pass intentionally to lose the game to try and get a real OC to run this shit show offense.

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Sad colts fans and a big Fuck matt ryan what a sight to behold.

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Because Fuck Matt Ryan, that's why

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin