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Tonight's game plan will make you smile. It's full of razzle dazzle.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Question--who are these people?

Qb1ish and mrs qb1ish it appears

I have many captions to offer.

None are SFW

So I'm just gonna say congratulations to the happy couple

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

I had the same thought.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

"Your wish has been Granted"

Onward and upward

Many Wells wishes to the new couple.

Well we're about to see Wells do something that he didn't last year, penetrate some defenses.

Well hopefully WE wont see it.

Obligatory...

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Is this really a good idea?

Bit late for him to be asking that. 🤣

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Good for him, 99% of males aren't mature enough to get married at that age.

He's only one year younger than I was when LancerHokie and I got married. Though I will admit most of the people I know who got married that age or younger didn't work out

And we're still living happily ever after almost 2 decades later.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Vroom Vroom

Except for that time you tried to kill him.

There was that....

That was only once. And it would have been self-defense. And I didn't actually kill him. I do still like him and even love him.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Except for that time you tried to kill him.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

That doesn't mean he was mature enough, just that you were an amazing enough woman to make it work

Oh, she would definitely say that I am not mature. Boys don't grow up. They just get older and more expensive toys.

True statement. Although you can be mature when you need to be.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Bet there's some smallmouth in that stretch.

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."

Always
Be
Casting

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Way more qualified than the last OC

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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