After the original classic 'Hard Things Together' was followed up by the formidable sequel 'Hoos on the Loo 23' I wondered if we would ever again be lucky enough to witness such comedy gold from their social media.
Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm happy announce that they've done it again.
𝙃𝙮𝙙𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙚⚡️@Gatorade 1.15.41🕊#UVAStrong | #GoHoos⚔️ pic.twitter.com/P8w3iV8WjC— Virginia Football (@UVAFootball) June 22, 2023
Bro???? https://t.co/ZVlWjJXRgc pic.twitter.com/jxwBn401DB— Deablo fan account (@DeferredWalkOn) June 22, 2023
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R Kelly fans?
I think this comment on the tweet defines loluva's football hype
I have so many comments on this but all of them are very NSFW...
The dude in the first picture looks like he is drinking something a little stronger than Gatorade... Then you have the last dude...... It's bad enough when you look at the collage of pics, it gets even worse if you look at the picture individually.
I don't tweet, but its looks like its removed? You mentioned multiple pictures, but the twitter link says that page doesn't exist?
When Rayo first posted the tweet, it was a collage of 4 of pictures. The others were normal looking pictures (except for the guy who looked drunk). Apparently he edited his post after I commented. I will see if I can find it. It looks like loluva broke their Twitter.
heuplek posted the collage farther down in the thread.....
Gotcha- thanks!
I have so many comments on this but all of them are very NSFW
Let 'er rip. This isn't work!
Is this how UVA imagines a "come"back in football?
Coach says this team shows a lot of spunk in practice.
Who needs ShakeWeights?
Take your body. Shake it up......
UVA announces new locker room renovation with upgraded golden showers!
Well....
This is what happens when you do hard things (together). The great Fu once said expected outcomes...well here it is.
Ya love to see it.
C'mon man. They can't be serious.
Loluva's social media person is a top tier troll. That's the only way any of these posts make sense.
The sad thing is, whether the social media person is a troll or just bad at their job shows that there's multiple people in that department and chain of command that are just as bad or worse at their job. Because this person's boss either thinks they're doing a good job, doesn't pay attention at all, or doesn't realize they're getting trolled.
There is a part of me that hopes that their media person is secretly a Hokie fan and just loves to set them up for failure.
This is my headcanon as well.
They deleted that one quick
Anyone get screenshots?
UVA football: let's go drink some piss and then break a paver with VT written on it
And then lose 20 times in a row to the arch rival while yelling about tennis national titles.
The sports bra is a nice added touch
So I was wondering why he was wearing a sports bra too, which honestly I don't care if some one needs some extra support or what ever but it was odd. So I googled a bit and it's a sensor pack for vitals Then I thought they actually made a sports bra for men.
I know it was a joke on UVA, but we wear those things too
https://twitter.com/HokiesFB/status/1671263009120059392
It's ironic that it's branded "Catapult"....
I thought the same. Must be Bud Light shooting out of the hose!
Nah. It's Zima.
Just more of what we come to expect
We need to bring this to Colin Cowherd's attention...could use another one of this anti-UVa rants
Everybody's got the R Kelly jokes, but man, this looks like bukake to me. The only that would it made it more UVA was if he was making the aheghao face.
I have no idea what those words are and I think I'm ok with that
Yeah, don't google those.
Again, I apologize I cannot control my wandering mind.
I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I saw this comment
You might have spewed more than the loluva dude.
The edits are coming
Yes. Yes! This gives me life. But only because it's at the expense of UVA. If not, it's not my thing.
reminds me of the infamous Super Soaker Oozinator commercial....
So...
Hoozinator??
There was this one time at
bandfootball camp....RIP Gam Gam
Wait, was UNC involved in this??
Yes. As backup dancers.
Gatorade...is it in you?
I wonder how many games UVa will piss away this year?
#GoACC
Well UVa certainly has an interesting interpretation of loading up on recruits
Tagging gatorade while drinking water on top of it. Assuming they don't allow sugar stuff on their artificial turf because it clumps all the rubber pellets and other things together.
Yes because the rubber pellets aren't *hard things*...
Is this how a Wahoo "earns" their spot on the field.
Sorry I had to
Well, there it is
Calvin & Hoo's. Noice.
So after Rayo posted this thread, I've been seeing this Gatorade commercial and the voice over guy says "Greatness requires drip." I guess we should be thankful that loluva didn't use that tag line with the pictures.
The next photo shoot will have penicillin raining from the sky
That would be for Arizona State.
I showed this to a co-worker who is a uva fan. His response: "I have no words."
Their social media stays killing it 😤
Star Spangled Rentboy
or
A Yankee Doodle Dandy
Every time there's a regime change in cville I think, man I'm really going to miss all their dumb shit, this guy might actually straighten them out and then the new guy rolls into town and finds a new way to outshine the last.
I definitely would've expected this more out of the "bumpkin" program than a classy refined one
Idk, I can't even imagine what goes through their minds
This is the result of mixing Zima with bad weed or acid or both.
Posing for the hays-man
Holy shit. They have to be doing this on purpose, right?
Pretty sure that is the American Gladiator wannabe from West By God...
They can't stop themselves
At least they didn't post the one with the Tiki torches.
Guess they are getting a new shoe deal? Anyone recognize which line dance that move is from? It certainly ain't a football pose. Looks like their strength and conditioning program is still crawling through the grass.....
This can't be real.
My daughter has decided to apply to UVA and get accepted just so she can reject them.
You certainly raised her right!
My wife did that.
My daughter did that as well and VT was perfect for her.
Are we sure that it isn't a Hokie running their social media department? Stealth sabotage.
Ok, I have a theory about their social media, so hear me out....they decide (however misguidedly) to do awkward, cringe-worthy, and downright stupid posts in order to convince recruits that they're not the snobby zima-coiffing idiots they are, with hopes of attracting regular guys...or at the best, unsuspecting good 'ol boys who are decent recruits. If this is the case, it's a brainless strategy, with no chance of working (primarily because the folks in their target audience can't get in to LOLUVA), but the theory does explain their social media approach.
Nope. Their level of snobbery wouldn't allow them to not be a snob.
There's no "good ol' boy" anywhere that's gonna look at their "hydrate" campaign and say 'gosh, uva football is the place for me'
Unfortunately, they're coming across as snobby AND clueless.
Turns out those aren't mutually exclusive.
And now they're selling their tickets in CostCo. Sheesh. Down much as a program?
I mean, bulk items of stuff you don't need
LOLLL
Zing!
Don't worry, when it doesn't work at Costco they'll all be moved to BigLots.
All unsold uva football tickets then get sent to a company that shreds them up into confetti to be used at the national championship game.
FTFY
And then naturally to the death bed of all irrelevant things the hummer dealership
It would be fun to be rich, buy all of these for every game possible, and donate them to the away team fans. Just to see every visiting team out number their home fans.
If possible I would add the caveat that the away team fans wear maroon and orange.
Remember when they were in Valpak?
Is that Iowa game going to end with a score of 4-0 ?
Grab your cheaters, that is Southern Miss.
I wonder when they go on clearance? The day after the game in question knowing costco.
The whole program is on clearance if you ask me. Selling your football tickets in Costco is all the proof you need.
Well it is not like they have any season ticket holders. Have to try and move the tickets somehow.
They should do like the other perfume companies and send out their stuff in the pages of magazines.
Like the bed bath and beyond 20% off coupons.
Remember when Coach Elliott said they would let things speak for themselves on who is the premier football program in the state?
Lol yeah
So, he was smart enough not to get into a debate he knew he couldn't win. I suppose that's something.
Craziest part is that UF and USCe have done this also (last year, I think), and UVA is charging more than either of them did!
What am I watching?
The Simpsons, I think.
I think this is teaching the OL how to fall forward for positive gain after catching a pass
The Bucky Hodges school of how to "catch ball, fall down". Of course since Bucky is eleventy-feet tall, it's an automatic first down.
They are working on the falling down part first, then they will focus on making everyone super tall. Interesting strategy.
People in body armor using a cushion to break their fall
Falling down is something they probably need to be prepared for.
Practicing falling, cause they wanna look good on the way down?
They heard something about a soft landing for the economy, and thought "Let's apply that to football"?
They got tired of "hard things" and wanted to try soft for a change?
I dunno....I have no idea.
https://twitter.com/UnnecRoughness/status/1690134715980734464?t=dt1RHLc_...
"Pessimism is warranted"
Wins on LOLUVa's schedule:
William and Mary, probably
BC, maybe
JMU, if they catch them on a bad day
I know we shouldn't throw stones, but dayum.
BetMGM has their o/u win total at 3 for this season. Oof.
UNDER
Yeah, I mean our outlook is only marginally better. When you're looking at getting to 6 wins as being a pretty successful campaign you know your team is down. But it's nice to know that uva is likely worse off
I wouldnt say tragic but that's just me
EDIT: missed some letters
https://twitter.com/RTD_MikeBarber/status/1702803033728413864
Me after we lose the Rutgers game tomorrow
Why are they all so weird?
I mean, I'd be outside contemplating my life all by myself too if I was the coach of UVA. Such thoughts may be allegedly
"How'd I wind up here?"
"Why Don't they just say junior, senior etc...."
"What's the deal with old Tommy Jeff anyway?"
That's the exact same spot everyone goes to piss...
What's funny is that they won't even leave him alone there.
What's funny is that they won't even leave him there alone.
I was reminded of this earlier this evening from a friend and thought I'd revive the thread. Please for the love of God beat these assholes.