Hatin' on: Ricky Rahne

Ol' Ricky thinks the elevators at ODU's stadium work great, he thinks a 15 minute wait is normal

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Ricky Rahne thinks that the ESPN piece made Whit look great, and agrees that weights do in fact, weigh the same.

Ricky rahne looks like a Kmart brand lane kiffin

Ricky Rahne doesn't stay to watch a bare knuckle hooker fight

Nice.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Ricky Rahne has multiple hidden profiles on TKP and uses them to argue for and against whether Mekhai White was a take at VT or not.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Ricky Rahne thinks Hawaii is a better fit for the ACC than Stanford, and that the ACC should have embraced the All Coast Conference sooner with a longer GOR.

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

Ricky Rahne thinks talking about realignment is way more fun than football and we should just cancel the games this year in favor of more off-season

Ricky Rahne thinks ODU is the premier team in the state.

FIRST DOWN, HOKIES!

Ricky Rahne thinks alliteration is stupid cause he doesn't know what the definition of the word is.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Ricky Rahne eats salad with a spoon.

Is jello salad a salad?

What the fuck is jello salad?

Wait till you hear about Snickers salad...

It's salad, but encased in jello. Was popular in the 60s and 70s because drugs.

Deposit whiskey, receive wisdom.

My mom always made it with fruit cocktail and mini marshmallows - that said, I've seen the Tiktoks of culinary abominations of yesteryear and I absolutely believe someone would put lettuce into jello

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

TIL:

Jello salad is an American salad made with flavored gelatin, fruit, and sometimes grated carrots or (more rarely) other vegetables. Other ingredients may include cottage cheese, cream cheese, marshmallows, nuts, or pretzels. Jello salads were popular in the 1960s and are now considered retro.


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I actually found a cookbook of jello salad recipes at my grandmothers house. Had to keep it and all the copper colored jello molds.

Have zero desire to make any of them.

I remember mom making it with the shaved carrots... Thanks now I am going to have nightmares.

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To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Big back in in the 60s and 70s (especially at holidays and family reunions), 7-Up Salad is a no-bake sweet-and-tart jello dessert recipe, but often served as a side dish along with the meal. Always made with 7-up and a fruit-filled lime jello base, but there are many recipes; some have cream cheese or mayonnaise mixed in with the Jello. Some mix everything together and others are layered (looks more impressive on the holiday party table). Typical ingredients are pineapple, bananas (just say no to fruit cocktail, carrots, or marshmallows), pecans, and cream cheese. Most have a creamy whipped topping, typically Dream Whip mixed with a cooked egg and flour mixture. Sounds disgusting, but can be quite tasty!

gtofever

Whip dreamwhip into jello. Delicious.

Ricky Rahune went up to his room, only to find Gideon's Bible.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Slick reference.

Ricky Rahne thinks that 20 more minutes of commercial during a game is good for the integrity of the sport.

Ricky Rahne thinks ODU got snubbed from joining the SEC

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

ricky rahne doesnt have the cohones to run up the score

I been here since day 0.

Ricky Rahne thinks that hotel prices are reasonable in blackburg/Roanoke this weekend.

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Ricky Rahne sounds like a washed up wrestler making low budget porno's in old refrigerator boxes with one legged hookers.

I hate rude behavior in a man. Won't tolerate it.

one click shows Wagoneer's been around TKP for 7 years. Sheesh. Everyone take a nap, have a snickers or something.

Hatin On!!!

Ricky Rahne is so into himself he thinks he started:

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Ricky Rahne doesn't know how to spell "rain"

Ricky Rahne's walkout song is Mickey

Ricky Rahne is worried his team is already looking ahead to the Louisiana ragin' cajuns. VT is a classic trap game for them.

Ricky Rahne doesn't want to run up the score on his buddy Brent Pry so he's installing a vanilla game plan

Onward and upward

But it isn't pronounced rain...

Onward and upward

Ricky thinks this is the greatest song and video of all time, because it's about him. (They had to change the spelling to protect those involved.)

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Ricky Rahne is a tomato can.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Ricky Rahne eats jello salad

with a fork.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

With a fork and knife.

Ricky Rahne changes the pronunciation of his last name based on his mood.

Ricky Rahne isn't worth a new hatin' on, so I reused last year's.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Ricky Rahne changes the pronunciation of his last name based on his mood.

This had me laughing real good.

At parties, Ricky Rahne claims he was the secret water-based fourth member of Earth Wind & Fire

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

Ricky Rahne doesn't leave the left lane.

(add if applicable) /s

Ricky Rahne's ODU team beat Virginia Tech, which annoys the shit out of me because we'll never live it down.

Fuck him, and fuck ODU.

Hokies United l Ut Prosim

Ricky Rahne himself rigged the elevator last year at ODU's stadium and now jokes to close friends that he is 'Tricky Ricky.'

Ricky Rahne likes it when his wife calls him VegHead over his new haircut.

(Because that's how I hear his name pronounced in my head.)

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

Ricky Rahne sent you a text saying that he's going to be 30 minutes late for work because he's stuck in a Chick Fil A parking lot... on a Sunday.

(this is based on a true story)

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

Don't think you can just leave that story hanging there............gonna need some more deets

I hate rude behavior in a man. Won't tolerate it.

one click shows Wagoneer's been around TKP for 7 years. Sheesh. Everyone take a nap, have a snickers or something.

I don't want to absolutely trash this girl because she was 17, but when I was working as a manager at a Valvoline instant oil change we had this girl that had issues showing up to work on time, if at all. This particular day I got a text from this girl that she was going to be late because she was stuck in the Chick Fil A parking lot. Needless to say it took me about 0.1 seconds to get pissed off from that message as it was a Sunday. When I had a chance to talk to her later she claimed that she forgot it was Sunday and went into the drive through line. There was apparently construction equipment ahead of her AND supposedly she wasn't willing to put her vehicle in reverse and back out. She just waited for them to get out of the way. I don't know if that was truth or not and honestly I don't really care. In her defense she came from a pretty shit situation, but she also seemed to go out of her way to ignore good advice. Same girl wanted to be a diesel mechanic in the marines... she struggled to get her weight over 90lbs. I really hope she's figured things out by now.

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

mechanics need to be able to reverse vehicles.....

Onward and upward

I think everybody thinks they were dumb when they were younger. She helped put things into perspective for me.

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

Ricky Rahne makes Roblox videos with adult content but gets them placed on YouTube Kids.

Ricky Rahne convinced my 8 year old that he has to subscribe to every video he sees, "So they can get a million subscribers and be happy" (actual quote from my kid).

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Right there with you, man.

The other day, some kid is building Minecraft items IRL with his dad, and then all of a sudden every other sentence has the phrase tea bag in it. Noped her out of that one.

were they British?

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

You really can't just let them watch YouTube like you can with regular tv kids shows on Netflix or Disney plus. The algorithm apparently cannot help itself with pushing the boundaries with what it shows kids, even on YouTube kids or whatever. It would be mind boggling but it's 2023 and well, i should probably stop there before I get CG'd lol.

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Yeah, all YouTube time is supervised AND she's only allowed to watch 3 specific minecraft related accounts. In this situation I was watching, not just listening with her, and it seemed like a unique video where a boy and his dad were actually trying to make stuff from the minecraft recipes. So when she asked I said sure, seems fun. I decided I didn't want to explain to my 7 year old girl what tea bagging is so I cut that one off quick.

Ricky Ronnie has two first names.

Ricky Ronnie is his XXX stage name

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Ricky Rahne sings karaoke under the name Ricky Rahne Spector, wears a wig, and sings all three parts to the Ronettes' hits.

Ricky Rahne showed up to ACC Media days and Brent Pry had to be like

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Ricky Rahne thinks it's ok to leave his car unlocked when parked at the ODU campus

Ricky Rahne hopes Ted Valentine referees his games.

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

Ricky Rhane's career role model is still Justin Fuente. It nice to know you don't need to be good to get paid.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

When it drops below 32° Ricky Rahne would like to be referred to as Ricky Snough (pronounced Snuff).

Dicky Snuff is my stage name.

Ricky and Pat Narduzzi are fishing buddies. He also moonlights as an elevator repairman.

JP

Ricky Rahne marches to the beat of a pack of middle school first-year percussionists - it's all practice pads and glockenspiels.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Ricky Rahne always takes the stairs.

Ricky Rahne puts mayo in his coffee and thinks everybody should.

Ricky Rahne eats hot dogs with only ketchup like a 4 year old.

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

Ketchup has no business being anywhere near a hot dog. Or a burger. Or eggs. Ketchup is for French fries and French fries only.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Gravy is for french fries. Ketchup belongs nowhere near gravy.
Thus, by the transitive property, ketchup belongs nowhere near french fries.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

What about other potato-based hand foods (e.g. tots)?

No!

personally, I think ketchup should go with everything:
steak
mac'n'cheese
BLTs
cheesesteaks
tacos
avocado toast
apple pie
cheesecake
greek yogurt
bacon and egg biscuits
coffee

Onward and upward

I eat ketchup in one occasions there sandwich/burger is dry and there are no other condiments. I'd never eat it on a hot dog.

Pres Ronald Reagan's admin deemed ketchup a vegetable in the calculation of nutrition for public school lunches. So put it on all you can tolerate. It's good for you. /s

...with spirits true and faithful...

I still don't understand how you make something that is tomato puree and sugar a vegetable. It has the smallest amount of fiber possible and be listed on the nutritional information. This was Americans greatest propaganda.

It's also a fruit and not a vegetable.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

I think I see what you're doing here, and I hope it works

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

If you can't freely associate tomato and potato, pretty soon you're banning Bloody Marys.

Sure - fine on tots, etc.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

When I hear the name Ricky Rahne, I immediately picture this guy

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Ricky Rahne thinks the recent ACC expansion was a perfectly timed and intelligent move by the conference.

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Ricky Rahne is forming a coalition with ODU, ECU, and Liberty to push to be in the next round of ACC expansion

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

Ricky Rahne pops his collar.

*collars

All 6 of them.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Ricky Rahne is kind of a whiny bitch, frfr

Go Hokies!

Ricky Narduzzi in the house tonight.

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

Ricky Rahne doesn't look you in the eye while congratulating you on your team's football win

...with spirits true and faithful...

That was some bush league garbage. Pry trying to have a conversation with him and he won't look him in the eye and kept trying to get away.
Between that and the Narduzzi like whining every 5 seconds at a referee makes me hope we run the score up on his bum ass every year from now on.

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”