2023 PICK 6 WEEK 1 (SEPTEMBER 2-4)

Holy End of the Off-season, Batman! PICK 6 IS BACK!...almost.

Because it's the first week, I figured I'd give everyone some extra time to come out of hibernation and remember that we do this every fall.

Sign up for the official scorekeeping at CBS Sports here: The password is 'Morethan6wins'

Before we get to THE GAMES, I want to be up front that I have not included VT's game against ODU this week. Not that I'm superstitious.

I know a lot of us feel weird picking against the Hokies, so if you want them included in every week there's a spread for the game moving forward, let me know.

I'll be continuing the trend of trying for a decent mix of Top 25, ACC, P5, and G5 games with compelling spreads each week. Remember, the team with a (-X) has to win by more than that amount to beat the spread if you select them. The other team doesn't have to win, necessarily, just not suck as much as Vegas thinks they will.

Ok! That's enough ado! Onto

THE GAMES

LOLuva at (12) Tennessee (TENN -27.5)

Does LOLuva suck as much as we think or somehow even more? Only time will tell unless you can read paver shards like tea leaves.

Boise State at (10) Washington (WASH -14.5)
Since the PAC After Dark's days are probably numbers, I guess we're going to have to settle for MWC at Midday

UTSA at Houston (Hou -0.5)
Roadrunners or Coyo-I mean- Cougars.

(21) UNCheat at USCeast (UNCheat -2.5)
Does Brown's pacemaker still have to be wound up after every quarter or has he upgraded to a model with one of those gyroscopic watch stands?

(5) LSU at (8) FSU (LSU -2.5)
No one's more nervous during hurricane season than the LSU grad assistants. Except whoever bets on FSU to stay in the Top 10 for the entire year.

(9) Clemson at Duke (CU -12.5)
I'm sorry but I have a hard time believing an ACC team is Top 10 material.

SUMMARY
LOLuva at (12) Tennessee (TENN -27.5)
Boise State at (10) Washington (WASH -14.5)
UTSA at Houston (Hou -0.5)
(21) UNCheat at USCeast (UNCheat -2.5)
(5) LSU at (8) FSU (LSU -2.5)
(9) Clemson at Duke (CU -12.5)

Feel free to share your picks in the comments, but make sure to complete them officially at CBS sports!

Good luck everyone! Let's go!

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No Week Zero?

Vols
Washington
UTSA (I'm taking an alt line on this one)
Heels
LSU
Duke

Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

CBS is combining this weekend's games with next weekend's games so if I choose games for this week, I wouldn't be able to choose games next week. So we would have Week Zero with no Week One.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Boooooo CBS boooooo

Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

We could do a pick 2 or 3 in the thread only for bragging rights?*
*Virtual trophy only

I pick all the teams that score more than their opponents! I'm going all in for these breaking rights.

Navy to cover!

UVA, they still lose by 24 though

Washington, Washington 6 foot twenty, fucking killing for fun

Houston? IDK Texas things, but here's a cool song about it.

USCocks, Beamer >>> until we get the Cocks fightin' Hokies Bowl

Ugh, FSU, Brian Kelly is the worst

Klempsin, Duke ain't it

UVA with the points, but still lose by 3 scores

My doctors need to check my heart as Washington covers with a late FG

MEEP MEEP

Baby Beams dunks on Dunkman

Do you trust FSU, ranked, in a home opener? Because Pepperidge Farms remembers what happened last time. We murdered their Lethal Simplicity.

Clemson, only because until they get beat regularly by ACC schools, they'll get the pick

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

LOLuva at (12) Tennessee (TENN -27.5)

a whole lotta points for week 1 but UVA sucks big time. Tenn will be good again.

Boise State at (10) Washington (WASH -14.5)

I'm not going to be awake for this game.

UTSA at Houston (Hou -0.5)

close matchup I'll take the home team (again)

(21) UNCheat at USCeast (UNCheat -2.5)

Neutral site game. The year is 2023/4 and UNC still isn't as good as the media thinks they are. USCe ez

(5) LSU at (8) FSU (LSU -2.5)

This is a race to see which team got their feet under themselves more last year. I hate Kelly but his team did that also I expect Perkins to just ruin any chance at FSU offense doing anything. Probably gonna be one of the better games of the season but a little extra slop on FSUs side decides it go tigas

(9) Clemson at Duke (CU -12.5)

Clemson is ranked too high this year and I think Duke as found something but Klubnick is still enough to kill Duke.

(add if applicable) /s

The first week is always the toughest

LOLuva at (12) Tennessee (TENN -27.5) - I think LOLuva is going to be comically bad and Tennessee is going to be able to score LOTS of points. Plus the SEC LOVES brutally beating teams that they should
Boise State at (10) Washington (WASH -14.5) - I really have no idea on this one. I think Washington will win but Boise keeps it closer than we expect
UTSA at Houston (Hou -0.5) - this is a toss up for me
(21) UNCheat at USCeast (UNCheat -2.5) - I think UNC is a fraud. I think Shane is legit.
(5) LSU at (8) FSU (LSU -2.5) - I won't believe the FSU hype until they are in they playoffs.
(9) Clemson at Duke (CU -12.5) - gosh this one is tough. I think Elko is a really good coach (he proved that last year) and will likely have Duke as prepared as they can be. I can see Clemson stumble out of the gate a bit in this one (it'll be sleepy in Durham) but eventually do enough to win. Not by 2 scores, though.

Onward and upward

LOLuva at (12) Tennessee (TENN -27.5) - agree w/other...UVA still loses by 21 or so
Boise State at (10) Washington (WASH -14.5) - Boise is a shell of what they were with Kellen and Pederson
UTSA at Houston (Hou -0.5) - sure
(21) UNCheat at USCeast (UNCheat -2.5) - I'm assuming UNC is getting the nod just b/c of Drake Maye but this surprised me with all the hype around USCeast
(5) LSU at (8) FSU (LSU -2.5) - Norvell again for the win
(9) Clemson at Duke (CU -12.5) - I don't think Clemson really struggles at all in this game despite Elko's success last year. Only reason this one should lose is a late score by Duke to keep it just under the spread

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

UVA
Washington
Houston
South Carolina
LSU
Clemson

To quote the Brothers Osborne: "I'm Good For Some But I'm Not For Everyone"

I think the fighting Shane Beamers run circles around UNCheat. That charmin soft defense for UNC might give up almost half a century in that game.

Is coronavirus over yet?

LOLuva at (12) Tennessee ( -27.5)

Boise State at (10) Washington (-14.5)

UTSA at Houston (-0.5)

(21) UNCheat (-2.5) at USCe

(5) LSU at (8) FSU (LSU -2.5)
(9) Clemson at Duke (CU -12.5)

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

I want to know how you have 91% for Clemson and 10% for Duke as well as 81% for Houston and 20% for UTSA.

"rounding errors"

Onward and upward

Happy last 26 hours of no football

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

  • LOLuva at (12) Tennessee (TENN -27.5)
  • Boise State at (10) Washington (WASH -14.5)
  • UTSA at Houston (Hou -0.5)
  • (21) UNCheat at USCeast (UNCheat -2.5)
  • (5) LSU at (8) FSU (LSU -2.5)
  • (9) Clemson at Duke (CU -12.5)

LOLUVA - The spread is jut too big, I think. I also think I just threw up a little in my mouth...
Washington
Houston
UNC - This is my least confident pick. And that's saying a lot, because I know nothing about Houston.
LSU - Seminoles find a way to blow it.
Clemson

Are we discussing the tiebreakers? I had 55 pts.
EDIT: forgot to include the LSU/FSU game

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Tuesday "Get-Your-Picks-In" Bump!

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

that's a helluva collision

Onward and upward

based on our game against ODU, I am pretty sure there is a targeting penalty to review there

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

LOLuva at (12) Tennessee (TENN -27.5)

Boise State at (10) Washington (WASH -14.5)

UTSA at Houston (Hou -0.5)

(21) UNCheat at USCeast (UNCheat -2.5)

(5) LSU at (8) FSU (LSU -2.5)

(9) Clemson at Duke (CU -12.5)

BOTW: Gonna be light tailgating in Blacksburg for the game (gotta get back to Roanoke) but bringing some Swishy Pants from Dewey Beer with me.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Done... Hoos are going to cover that number. Toughest bet is the hook with Washington against boise. And Duke is going to get blown out. That thrash is over.

To all you who thought LOLUVa would keep it within 4 TDs: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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That's the only one I got right so far lol

Onward and upward

To quote the Brothers Osborne: "I'm Good For Some But I'm Not For Everyone"

Yeah, I learned my lesson.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Seems that Cbssports standings are broken-

*edit* - fixed now.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

4-2 this week, thank you Riley Leonard and Clemson receivers stone hands

Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

A few got FSU right ; a VERY few got Duke right; but NO ONE here got both those games right!

From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

But how many got both wrong. I know I nailed that.

(add if applicable) /s

FSU right, NC wrong. I had faith in baby Beamer... my faith was unrewarded.

I proved why I don't gamble for real. Only got the toss-up game right. This week I am using my kid's selection process. Which mascot can beat up the other mascot.

sorry for the double post. Not sure how to remove it.

"We were still ass, but, you know we weren't that bad" - Tobi Lawal

I proved why I don't gamble for real. Only got the toss-up game right. This week I am using my kid's selection process. Which mascot can beat up the other mascot.

"We were still ass, but, you know we weren't that bad" - Tobi Lawal

Drink!!!

From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

Damn big fumble fingers on my phone. I will happily drink, maybe it will help my picking prowess.

"We were still ass, but, you know we weren't that bad" - Tobi Lawal

Bump for week 2

3-3 is a rather inauspicious beginning for a trophy run......I gotta pick it up!

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

I think I started 2-4 or 3-3 last year

Onward and upward

Trust me, being middle of the pack is much better than starting hot and having a crash and burn end of the season, ask me how I know.

(add if applicable) /s

It's saying "games have not been published by your manager"

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They probably haven't been. Week 1 just ended less than 48 hours ago, gotta give the GM some time to put the post together. That being said, hopefully we don't get a sneak attack Thursday game in this week. That would be a little dirty.

Only one Thursday game this week with NFL kicking off, so pretty safe not to have that game (Murray St-L'ville) on the ticket for picking.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank