Pat Narduzzi started a religion that doesn't believe in the existence of pass interference so that he can claim the refs are unfairly targeting his team because of his believers. He calls it Narduzzism and believes are called nards.
EDIT: fix repeating word
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Pat Nardouchey books the first two tee times of the day as 3-somes and then tees off as a 6-some. He then refuses to let anyone play through because "We can take twice as long because we have two tee times."
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Pat Narduzzi buys middle seats on planes for cheap, then after boarding, asks you to trade your aisle/window seat for his middle seat. When you politely decline, he gets upset and starts arguing with you. When he does this, you call the flight attendant. When the flight attendant comes over, she corrects the issue, but you still have to sit next to Pat Narduzzi for the duration of the flight, as he man-spreads, takes over the arm rests, and gives you dirty looks.
TL;DR fuck Pat Narduzzi
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Pat Narduzzi drives up behind you at a corner in Northeast Philadelphia and blasts his horn continuously for you to go when you are stopped at a photo-enforced red light camera intersection and the sign clearly says no right on red.
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Pat Narduzzi says the crowds at Heinz ...I mean Acrisure Stadium... are much better than Lane Stadium...cause with only 10,000 apathetic fans in the stadium, his offense can hear the snapcount better.
In all seriousness, when I went to the VT game there in 2016, the tickets were $6 on Stubhub(well $20 or so after fees but still...) AND it was a VT win AND we had actual offense! Over 400 yards passing ! Three receivers over 100 yards in catches.
And this from the ESPN game recap:
"WILD MAN
Narduzzi became increasingly animated on the sideline as the game wore on, convinced Virginia Tech's
wide receivers were illegally giving themselves and advantage on all those alley-oop passes from Evans.
"They did a great job pushing off all night," Narduzzi said. "Give them credit for that." "
Chris Bickell '97 Head Football Coach Pat Narduzzi isn't just a simple, worthless rage junkie.
His dipshit parents taught him that hissyfits are a virtue, and he carries on the family religion.
He's a coprophagia junkie. Who pushed out Heinz, as their contractual obligations were ruining the purity & sanctity of Pitt & their venerable Shit eating.
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Yeah, that was sorta what came to mind. I mean, this gif doesn't tell the whole story but it's bizarre and borderline pedo. You can see the dude is trying to shy away politely but nardouche keeps advancing.
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Pat Narduzzi is afraid that after the game this Saturday fans will credit Brent Pry with defeating Virginia Tech after the Hokies beat themselves and the stadium will be chanting "Chris Bickell 97 head football coach Brent Pry".
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Pat Narduzzi buys a bucket of sunflower seeds for a round of golf and eats them on the golf course. He spits the shells from the cart to the green, making sure to get a good pile where he leaves his wedge so he won't forget it. After standing next to that pile and building it up for some time, it's substantial and calls attention to it for all of his playing partners. "hey, that's a pretty good one isn't it?!" While doing so, he NEVER touches a pin to remove or replace it during a round.
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Pat Narduzzi anagrams to "Rad Pizza Nut", which he thinks is cool and perfectly fits him, even though his definition of a rad pizza is more than one topping.
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Maybe they taste decent when they're fresh, but they always taste like they're day old donuts to me. Probably because they are since they're shipped to the store.
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I agree on when they're fresh. I'm always rolling through at like 7am, so I feel like I get the early batches. It also helps that this is the only donut place within 30 minutes of my house so I have very little options until I move next week.
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Pat Narduzzi invites his kid's new college-age boyfriend/girlfriend on an international vacation, pays for everything while making a big deal about how "generous of him" it is, then sends a Venmo request for half of the trip cost when everyone gets back.
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This might be a hot take, but i hate white out games. It's not one of our primary colors, so it always just seems like a lazy attempt to just sell more t-shirts where we end up wearing meh away jerseys at home. Just unnecessary from a fan perspective.
This is definitely biased by the fact that historically this has been done for noon games against G5 opponents where the stadium is 75% full to start and 50% by halftime. So I'm keeping an open mind on how it could look Saturday.
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Right and this all started once we started having white out games. When fans just wore maroon to games (and some orange) we were a much better team. We need to start being loud again who cares about color coordination.
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Not to mention white is the designated color of the visiting team and both parties have to agree to a change before the season, which creates issues like this. A black out wouldn't have those issues since we'd still be wearing a dark color.
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I am not a fan of the whiteout game and have always wanted to go black/gray instead or just wear maroon and orange like we should at home. That being said, I think it will look cool this weekend with it being a night game.
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Oh yeah, forgot about that. These white/orange/maroon out games are not something that was done in my day (the 90's) so I've never been to an "effect" game.
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I actually have a white VTCC T-shirt that has somehow survived the decades (I was too fat to wear it for many years until recently) so I'm gonna trot that fucker out this weekend on principle.
Some may remember it's the one they sold in 95 or 96, I think that had the Hokie Bird in uniform on the back and you could personalize with your company on the front.
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We've had the Whiteout/White Effect game since at least the mid-late 2000s. It was started, in part, as a way to fund raise for the Beamer family's nonprofit, Herma's Readers, and has just stuck around since.
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So white effect at night was pretty cool and I'm happy we still wore maroon jerseys. I can get behind the white effect games if they're like that every year.
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it was okay - when I become a huge money donor to the football program, though, I'm going to advocate for either getting rid of it or repurposing it. The only thing I could support about the white-effect games when I was a student was that the proceeds from the shirt sales went to Herma's Readers - if that's still a thing then I'd leave it alone, otherwise, I think I'd prefer us to stick to O&M
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Pat Narduzzi started a religion that doesn't believe in the existence of pass interference so that he can claim the refs are unfairly targeting his team because of his believers. He calls it Narduzzism and believes are called nards.
EDIT: fix repeating word
Pat Nardouchey books the first two tee times of the day as 3-somes and then tees off as a 6-some. He then refuses to let anyone play through because "We can take twice as long because we have two tee times."
Narduzzi tees off from the Reds but then brags to everyone about how he plays from the tips.
Some say Narduzzi is still spiking his headset over a completely legitimate pass interference call to this day
Yeah. Screw that guy.
Pat Narduzzi buys middle seats on planes for cheap, then after boarding, asks you to trade your aisle/window seat for his middle seat. When you politely decline, he gets upset and starts arguing with you. When he does this, you call the flight attendant. When the flight attendant comes over, she corrects the issue, but you still have to sit next to Pat Narduzzi for the duration of the flight, as he man-spreads, takes over the arm rests, and gives you dirty looks.
TL;DR fuck Pat Narduzzi
Pat Narduzzi drives up behind you at a corner in Northeast Philadelphia and blasts his horn continuously for you to go when you are stopped at a photo-enforced red light camera intersection and the sign clearly says no right on red.
Pat Narduzzi is that Pennsylvania driver that drives 50 mph in the left lane of the highway and thinks you are a jerk for flashing your lights at him.
Pat Narduzzi says the crowds at Heinz ...I mean Acrisure Stadium... are much better than Lane Stadium...cause with only 10,000 apathetic fans in the stadium, his offense can hear the snapcount better.
In all seriousness, when I went to the VT game there in 2016, the tickets were $6 on Stubhub(well $20 or so after fees but still...) AND it was a VT win AND we had actual offense! Over 400 yards passing ! Three receivers over 100 yards in catches.
And this from the ESPN game recap:
"WILD MAN
Narduzzi became increasingly animated on the sideline as the game wore on, convinced Virginia Tech's
wide receivers were illegally giving themselves and advantage on all those alley-oop passes from Evans.
"They did a great job pushing off all night," Narduzzi said. "Give them credit for that." "
Source of the Pass the salt Pat meme!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1TSadgc-iA
https://www.espn.com/college-football/video/_/gameId/400869471
Pat Narduzzi brings a jug of Kool Aid to the company potluck lunch.
Pat Narduzzi believes that Tuco Salamanca's abuleita is a biznatch.
Pat Narduzzi thinks only his corners and safeties should be able to grab jersey all game.
Narduzzi can get fucked.
Pat Narduzzi would hide his grandmothers glasses so she wouldn't see him wearing her girdlles
Chris Bickell '97 Head Football Coach Pat Narduzzi isn't just a simple, worthless rage junkie.
His dipshit parents taught him that hissyfits are a virtue, and he carries on the family religion.
He's a coprophagia junkie. Who pushed out Heinz, as their contractual obligations were ruining the purity & sanctity of Pitt & their venerable Shit eating.
And F Patty Tears.
Pat Narduzzi parks in handicap parking spaces because he can afford the fine.
He then runs to get the last motorized cart before the walker-assisted grandma can sit down in it.
Pat Narduzzi thinks streets are for playing with your dogs in the middle of, and yells at unsuspecting motorists that they're going too fast.
Chris Bickell '97 Head Football Coach Pat Narduzzi eats a whole block of cheese before leaning in to kiss his kickers.
Wtaf is that? Weird
Auditioning for the Penn State job?
Edit: Now maybe auditioning for the MSU job?
Yeah, that was sorta what came to mind. I mean, this gif doesn't tell the whole story but it's bizarre and borderline pedo. You can see the dude is trying to shy away politely but nardouche keeps advancing.
Pat Narduzzi is afraid that after the game this Saturday fans will credit Brent Pry with defeating Virginia Tech after the Hokies beat themselves and the stadium will be chanting "Chris Bickell 97 head football coach Brent Pry".
Nardouchey has no problem with slugs being anywhere near his house, because he is so salty.
Pat Narduzzi is trying to ask you about your car's extended warranty.
Pat Narduzzi is a friggen' can of salted tomatoes.
Was going to say this, but you beat me to it. Leg.
Pat Narduzzi blows his nose and drops the tissue on the floor right where he's standing. He does the same thing with his used TP.
Pat Narduzzi "borrows" a razor to shave his groin during recruiting visits because he thinks he's caught the eye of the kid's mom.
Pat Narduzzi buys a bucket of sunflower seeds for a round of golf and eats them on the golf course. He spits the shells from the cart to the green, making sure to get a good pile where he leaves his wedge so he won't forget it. After standing next to that pile and building it up for some time, it's substantial and calls attention to it for all of his playing partners. "hey, that's a pretty good one isn't it?!" While doing so, he NEVER touches a pin to remove or replace it during a round.
Pat Narduzzi anagrams to "Rad Pizza Nut", which he thinks is cool and perfectly fits him, even though his definition of a rad pizza is more than one topping.
Pat Narduzzi licks donuts and puts them back at Dunkin' Donuts.
Pat Narduzzi thinks that Dunkin' has good donuts.
I guess I am of a small collection that likes them better than Krispy Kreme or some of the other "gourmet" donut joints.
This didn't show up in your AMA...
My AMA was so brief due to all my life changes going on, so if I need to run it back for a Volume II (Bookstore) let me know.
Maybe they taste decent when they're fresh, but they always taste like they're day old donuts to me. Probably because they are since they're shipped to the store.
I agree on when they're fresh. I'm always rolling through at like 7am, so I feel like I get the early batches. It also helps that this is the only donut place within 30 minutes of my house so I have very little options until I move next week.
If you're ever down around Johnson City or somehow in Limestone, TN I highly recommend Auntie Ruth's. Best donuts (and soft pretzels) I've ever had.
Dunkin' is better than Krispy Kreme.
Pat Narduzzi think Pitt should be allowed to push off, but yells at the refs that they aren't calling it against the other team.
Pat Narduzzi throws his noise cancelling headphones on the floor during international flights.
Then he wakes up the sleeping passenger to tell them to move so he can get the headphones back.
And then repeats the process, all flight long.
While having a window seat.
Pat Narduzzi invites his kid's new college-age boyfriend/girlfriend on an international vacation, pays for everything while making a big deal about how "generous of him" it is, then sends a Venmo request for half of the trip cost when everyone gets back.
Brent Pry is going to lose to nardz again. I hate him(nardz)
Pat Narduzzi got a prescription for the little blue pill and then nicknamed his penis "Lil 'Duzzi Vert"
Nards has a key ring with 3 keys and 28 stupid phrase keychains
Pat Narduzzi thinks this is not pass interference by his defense
But thinks this is pass interference by his opponent
I don't see any difference...
Pat Narduzzi turned down VT's request to wear white jerseys at home for their white out game.
Man, FUCK PAT NARDUZZI
Are we seeing the full PSU effect with Pry and the white lids? Are they becoming our norm? Sure feels like it with 4 of the 5 games this season.
There's no method to it, IMO. They wear what the team decides on that particular week. It's random- Like its been for 10 years.
This might be a hot take, but i hate white out games. It's not one of our primary colors, so it always just seems like a lazy attempt to just sell more t-shirts where we end up wearing meh away jerseys at home. Just unnecessary from a fan perspective.
This is definitely biased by the fact that historically this has been done for noon games against G5 opponents where the stadium is 75% full to start and 50% by halftime. So I'm keeping an open mind on how it could look Saturday.
VT has a huge identity crisis in football at the moment. That crisis being losing 85% of our games. Everything seems to suck amongst that backdrop.
Right and this all started once we started having white out games. When fans just wore maroon to games (and some orange) we were a much better team. We need to start being loud again who cares about color coordination.
I doubt I will be wearing white. I have my maroon sweatshirt and shirts.
Not to mention white is the designated color of the visiting team and both parties have to agree to a change before the season, which creates issues like this. A black out wouldn't have those issues since we'd still be wearing a dark color.
I am not a fan of the whiteout game and have always wanted to go black/gray instead or just wear maroon and orange like we should at home. That being said, I think it will look cool this weekend with it being a night game.
Did we ever do one of these before hiring Pry? I am not a fan of importing any traditions from PSU.
Yes, the white effect game was always the Military appreciation game.
Oh yeah, forgot about that. These white/orange/maroon out games are not something that was done in my day (the 90's) so I've never been to an "effect" game.
I actually have a white VTCC T-shirt that has somehow survived the decades (I was too fat to wear it for many years until recently) so I'm gonna trot that fucker out this weekend on principle.
Some may remember it's the one they sold in 95 or 96, I think that had the Hokie Bird in uniform on the back and you could personalize with your company on the front.
We've had the Whiteout/White Effect game since at least the mid-late 2000s. It was started, in part, as a way to fund raise for the Beamer family's nonprofit, Herma's Readers, and has just stuck around since.
So white effect at night was pretty cool and I'm happy we still wore maroon jerseys. I can get behind the white effect games if they're like that every year.
it was okay - when I become a huge money donor to the football program, though, I'm going to advocate for either getting rid of it or repurposing it. The only thing I could support about the white-effect games when I was a student was that the proceeds from the shirt sales went to Herma's Readers - if that's still a thing then I'd leave it alone, otherwise, I think I'd prefer us to stick to O&M
White effect for night games only.
Yep. It's dumb. White is for road games, as I've said before and will again
I think in the last 10 years our away record is better than at home, so maybe we wear white more often.
nope, don't care. Road games. If the team loses at home, they should try winning at home.
plus we were wearing white for that one JMU game that didn't happen
Agreed.
I doubt we are capable, but I hope we wreck the old '97
Pat Narduzzi eats urinal cakes
and dips them in paste
Used urinal cakes
Pat Narduzzi is in the resale market for used urinal cakes. Thinks he can refurbish them and resell to customers.
Pat Narduzzi has salty urinal cakes.
Actually, upon further review, Pat Narduzzi wishes he was a urinal cake because he's such an aficionado of golden showers.
Cows are always mistaking Pat Narduzzi for a salt lick.