Mike Norvell is the type of person that talks to you in the check outline of a convenience store, completely taking the convenience part out of it.
Mike Norvell thinks Pat narduzzi is a swell guy.
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Mike Norvell says things like:
'I could care less'
'Supposably', and
'Irregardless'
Mike Norvell is that girl you wish you hadn't started a conversation with at a party.
Mike Norvell took so long to get a P5 job because he had trouble passing background checks.
Mike Norvell has no problem passing bad checks, though.
Mike Norvell thinks FSU press conference temper tantrums announcing that they are leaving the ACC are not frequent enough and if they just did it every week, they would get 90% of the ACC revenue.
Mike Norvell trips trick-or-treaters on Halloween
Mike Norvell gives out toothbrushes to trick-or-treaters.
Mike Norvell thinks Frosty is wearing Florida State Garnet and not the VT Chicago Maroon he really has on.
Mike Norvell thought this was a good look
Mike Norvell's P5 winning percentages is lower than the last Memphis coach that moved to an ACC school.
Now that's the type of hate speech I come here for......
Mike Norvell believes it is rude to hang up on unsolicited extended auto warranty coverage phone calls.
Mike Norvell gives your number to those people because he thinks you would be interested.
Mike Norvell coached at Memphis
Mike Norvell anagrams to: Love likn men
Mike Norvell wishes he had a better first name, like Jay.
Mike Norvell would bring a date to his wife's funeral.
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Norvell sounds like a software name from the late nineties
Mike Norvell sells phone numbers to scammers as a side business.
Your username sounds like a sex act, ngl
Mike Norvell took the job because it came with free shoes
...and crab legs. Can't forget the crab legs!
Mike Norvell calls it a check outline and not a checkout line
Mike Norvell takes his dog to places that clearly state dogs aren't allowed. Then throws a fit because they won't let him in with his dog. Then takes the dog to his car and shuts it inside with the windows barely cracked and goes into the venue.
Mike Norvell thinks playing Peter Warrick was the right thing to do!
Mike Norvell thinks Dillards was being very unchill and should've just let Pete have the stuff.
He also agrees that you should have different curfew rules for foreign players.
Mike Norvell coaches at fsu
Mike Norvell thinks that Ryder Cup team members should be paid for playing in the event. And get a bonus if they lose because of pain and suffering.
1) Mike Norvell's middle name is Kelly.
2) His full legal name - Michael Kelly Norvell - anagrams to Clearly Evil Hell Monk.
They gave mini Mike a mini copter for recruiter
Mike is currently lobbying to change the Nobel Peace Prize to the Norvell Piece Prize
Mike Norvell tries to convince people that he's the heir of the popcorn company: Norvell Redenbacher
Mike Norvell eats diapers.
Mike Norvell is a bowl of Life cereal in milk left out in the sun for a few hours.
Mike Norvell is the kind of person who would first leave 5 pieces of Life cereal in the box and put it back on the shelf when no one is looking.
THEN, he would take a couple bites out of his bowl and leave it out in the sun for a few hours.
Mike Norvell apparently eats the bowl and not the cereal.
He's not going to try it, he wants YOU to try it.
Mikey doesn't like it.
He hates everything.
Mike Norvell coached with Justin Fuente, who thought Burmeister was better than Hendon Hooker
Mike Norvell doesn't even use his Tac Shaver at the bottom of his pool and he's still using ordinary spatulas
Mike Norvell uses his wife's razor to shave his butt
The razor can't tell the difference
I'm not sure if you're trying to say that Norvell's wife doesn't have any curves or if you're trying to say that both Norvell and his wife have some big ol dumpies.
I was trying to insult Mike without dragging his wife into this and just left it ambiguous.
Mike Norvell thinks that FSU (-24) is a perfectly safe bet
Mike Norvell doesn't sing along in the chorus when "One Headlight" by The Wallflowers comes on
And insists the Wallflowers were a one hit wonder.
Mike Norvell makes you stay up to 12:19 AM writing adjustments to a market research report because they want to change the focus of the project to address a question that the project (and, therefore, the research methodology used in it) was never designed to answer in the first place.
Mike Norvell tells you at 5pm on a Friday that he needs you to work on Saturday morning.
And Sunday morning.
And he's not even your boss.
So what you are telling us is Mike Norvell is actually William Lumbergh
And BTW don't forget to finish those TPS Reports
It really screws you up psychologically if you find out your girlfriend used to date Mike Norvell.
Mike Norvell chose FSU for the free shoes
drink....
Mike Norvell thinks cross-training his players at the circus tent near the football stadium will help them play better football.
Mike Norvell pronounces it seem-in-oles
semen-holes
Well that's how most people pronounce it, so not really hatin
Mike Norvell thinks his university has a stellar track record providing a safe environment for female students.
Mike Norvell prefers his fillet mignon boiled to a nice grey coloring
He also prefers his steak unseasoned because salt makes it "too spicy".
He also prefers that you not salt your fries "because he might want some".
Don't try to even TOUCH my french fries or you may pull back a bloody stump!
so...they're not french fries? what are you saying?
I'm not passionate about my food and "not sharing it" EXCEPT for two things : 1)my peanut butter; 2) my french fries; so if you reach your hand out to try and take either of those things from in front of me without me offering , you'll possibly LOSE that hand.
Mike Norvell carries his doughnuts on his fingers and asks that you gently nibble yours off without touching it