HATIN' ON:Dino Babers

Dino babers thinks that Thursday night football was established by the NFL, and that college ball should be strictly played on Saturday's.

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Dino Babers told Whit to tell us that "weights weigh the same".

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Dino Babers was surprised to find out before opening day that Eric Dungey didn't have any eligibility left.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Dino Barbers is a lizard person.
Exhibit A: his name is Dino Barbers.
Exhibit B: he can go invisible.

Exhibit C: when he's not invisible he sometimes looks like this.

Dino Babers gets really mad when people don't pronounce the invisible 'r' in his last name.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

I guess I'll leave it now. Autocorrect doesn't even know what to do with his name.

The only Dino I recognize are Dino Nuggies

If you can't handle my shit posts, you don't deserve my memes

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Dino Babers thinks he's more popular than Dino Nuggies.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Dino isn't good enough to get hired away from Syracuse, but isn't good enough to get fired by Syracuse, and is thus stuck in college football coaching purgatory.

I dunno, I kind of like that.

Dino never repaired the roof of Fred's car.

Dino Babers thinks 2-6 is the most ideal conference record.

Cause he's positioning himself to get the #1 pick in the "draft lottery" the next year.

From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

Dino Babers connects his laptop to a dual monitor desk setup but just has the one display in triplicate

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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Dino Babers beat Fuente

Onward and upward

Well, I mean, join the party there Dino.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Dino Babers sends out a company-wide e-mail announcing an all hands seminar for Mental Health Day to discuss this important issue and how important employee well-being is the day after the second round of layoffs are announced.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

And then cuts sick days as a benefit.

Dino Babers ironically does not believe in dinosaurs.

Deposit whiskey, receive wisdom.

He pronounces it "deeenosores"

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Dino Babers is very indiscreet about ordering the medication for his Dino Sores.

Dino replies all to say "please remove me from this distro"

Eh, I got on a distro the second week of work at my current job for some project going on 2000 miles away that I had nothing to do with. It took me months to get removed because it was a read district just copied addresses. So eventually after the project was 80% of my emails and no one was really removing me even though they said they would, I started replying all cause I got better things to do than empty trash containing all my auto deleted emails

This happened where I worked at a few months ago, like 2 days apart. Someone sent out a base wide email, and for the rest of the morning people would reply all to say

Stop replying all

Or

Remove me from this distro

Lol

Dino tells people "of course we'll beat tech. We both played Purdue. We won and they lost. It's science."

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Dino Babers is a stupid name.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

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The Sabre

I rest my case.

“Also, a microwave has never danced it's ass off to Jackie Wilson.” - AssPocketFullOWhiskey

Dino Babers looks like Ganondorf.

Dino thinks all trick or treating should be done between 530 and 630. One hour, then go home. And he wraps all treats in plain paper. It's a crap shoot what you get. It might be smarties, a penny, or maybe even a nickel.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Dino likes Pebbles but thinks Bam Bam is an asshole.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Dino Babers got his ass handed to him the week before the BYE...and somehow managed to do worse the week after.

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You know, for some reason, he's a lot more likeable this week.

Their schedule was pretty brutal. Clemson unc and fsu back to back to back. Then @VT on a Thursday night in Blacksburg. 15 years ago people would be talking about that being a brutal 4 game stretch. This year everyone said that was a brutal 3 game stretch. I think cuse came in thinking the rest of their schedule would be easy and we just punched them right in the mouth and taught a little lesson. VT is tough to play again. And I love that.

Onward and upward