Jeffrey Brohm thought leaving the Big 10 for the ACC made logical sense.
Jeff Brohm is going as Jeffrey Brohmer for Halloween and is gonna be dressed as a Brahma cow with glasses.
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Jeffrey Brohm wishes he was Hunter Cantwell.
Fun fact: Jeff Brohm was Louisville's QB coach in the 2006 Gator Bowl.
The nose tampons were actually Jeff Brohm's idea
Jeff Brohm thinks you're supposed to keep the string hanging when using nose tampons
Jeffrey Brohm tells people his name is spelled "Geoffrey" when they ask, for no other reason at all than that it's a little joke for himself that he finds amusing
Jeff Brohm hired both of his younger brothers to the Louisville football staff because they were objectively the best people to boss around
Joffrey Brohm thinks Cersei was an example of fine parenting.
Joffrey Brohm thought "Hatin' on" for a few extra days after the Syracuse beat down was nothing to be concerned about.
That's probably fair, I was a little concerned at first but F it on to the next one
Jeff Brohm thinks Rick Petino should be the pimp for his football program... Oops, I meant to say, recruiting coordinator...
Jeff Brohm anagrams to "jhrb me off"
This is my favorite one of these ever
What's a jhrb job?
Jeff Brohm says he's picked "a local place" for everyone's dinner on vacation and then drives to Olive Garden.
Jeff Brohm thinks ice cream and sorbet are the same thing. What a fucking idiot.
Gelato is just laughing at all of it.
Jeff Brohm insists on waiting four minutes for the group ahead to clear the green from 275 on a par five and then tops three 3 woods in a row
Fire these people into the sun.
Growing up as the youngest in a family of five, it was play fast or don't play. It's ingrained in my soul to this day, still no practice swings and anything inside about 120 I don't bother with yardages
Jeff Brohm thinks that Louisville is the new academic standard of the ACC.
Jeff Brohm has a pulse:
Cringe worthy
He didn't even let the guy answer the questions
They were Brohm-torical questions.
Jeff Brohm likes to brag about how he hasn't been caught hiring hookers yet because:
Jeff Brohm thinks people know who he is and gets upset when you don't ask for a picture with him.
Genuinely would not have known who this guy was if not for thread context lmao Loserville
Jeff Brohm asks for ice in his bourbon, when the waiter asks if he wants a bourbon ball he throws a tantrum and demands you fill the glass with as many small pieces of ice you can find so the ice can melt before he drinks it.
Jeff was my waiter once at a brewpub. I ordered a bitter and a water. He brought me a water with bitters in it.
had to lol.
Jeff Brohm thinks Christmas decorations are not put up in stores early enough.
Jeff Brohm thinks it's so cool that they got beat by Pitt with the exact same score as VT beat Pitt.
Jeff Brohm thinks it's OK that bourbon is allocated...
This made me irrationally angry. Why did I have to stand in line for 45 minutes just to end up with a bottle of heaven hill?! Fuck you Brohm
I mean, I love Heaven Hill, but not enough for a 45 minute wait.
It's good! But it's wild to me it's allocated. There's no reason I shouldn't be able to walk into an ABC and grab one from the shelf at any time. Good != Special
I have a little ABC store here in Eastern NC (I won't disclose the location, but it's in the middle of nowhere) where the manager (female) loves me (I don't love her back haha)... Anyway, I make my weekly appearance to let her dote over me (I feel like a piece of meat in there) so that she holds the good bottles back for me.
Is it sketchy? Yes. Do I get good bourbon out of it? Yes.
No shame in using what your momma gave you.
More like Jeffrey Broom
Jeff Brohm contends salsa is an entrée.
Jeff Brohm also says no when the waiter comes by to ask if the chips need a refill
Joffrey Brohm goes to a Mexican restaurant and eats the chips with mayonnaise.
Jeff Brohm turns down the chip refill because "he's on a diet", but then eats yours.
He thinks it covers all the food groups at once too.
Jeff Brohm wears the big Dino costume so he can go trick-or-treating and thinks tootsie rolls, smarties and double bubble chewing gum are the best Halloween candy.
Jeff Brohm brings canned chili to a cook-off.
Canned hot dog chili even...
Jeff Brohm brings store bought chili to a cook-off
Jeff Brohm sets up a life sized Michael Myers dummy at a 10 and under trunk or treat
Please tell the story behind this.
took my 10 year old and 7 year old to a 10 and under trunk or treat a neighborhood association was putting on. The cars had themes and were decorated. No joke the line of cars went like this:
Barbie
Mario
Zelda
scary ass full height michael myers dummy
Frozen
Harry Potter
Lego
freaked the hell out of my girls. Reference:
Not to be confused with Mike Myers:
Haha this sounds like the kids costume contest at the brewery this weekend. there were like princess, slinky, astronaut, princess, leatherface complete with chainsaw and bloody apron, fireman, princess, soldier, princess.
Leatherface won
Jeff Brohm goes to Rocky Horror Picture Shows but gets mad at the audience participation.
Jeff Brohm signs up for TKPC just so he can screenshot comments and send them to message board geniuses.
Jeff Brohm gives out one marshmallow per trick or treater, unwrapped, which just sticks to the outside of their other candy.
Jeff Brohm doesn't believe in Halloween so he doesn't hand out candy but he still leaves his porch light on so kids will waste their time and knock on the door anyway.
Well, at least they know whose house to egg.
Jeff Brohm squats his hybrid suv and parks it in 4 different spaces because he doesn't want anyone to park too close to him and give his "very valuable truck" any door dings
Jeffy once thought about starting a dating advice podcast called "Master of Brohmance"
It takes Jeff Brohm an hour to make minute rice
Jeff Brohm overcooks his rice.
Jeff Brohm argues with his mom on the phone while shitting in public restrooms.
It's even worse because she's in the stall next to him
At least they finally stopped sharing.
Only when out in public though...
Jeff Brohm has a group text going with Rick Pitino, Bobby Petrino and Papa John where they totally only share "wholesome memes" and "favorite bible passages".
Jeff Brohm doesn't realize that "wholesome memes" and "favorite bible passages" are actually the names of the other guys' favorite strippers.
It took Jeff Brohm seven years to realize that Rick Pitino and Bobby Petrino were different people
Wait..........
I'm not gonna say how long it took me
One rides a motorcycle solo, one has a passenger on the back, sometimes.
Jeff Brohm doesn't call his parents after he arrives at the end of a long flight.
Coach Brohm thinks he's alice.
Jeff Brohm loves, I mean loves, instant grits. He says they are the best kind of grits.
Jeff Brohm hate's Queen.
Jeff Brohm isn't sure when to use an apostrophe.
I read it as Jeff Brohm, the Queen of Hate.
I blame autocorrect, but I should blame proofreading.
plenty of blame to go around, eh?
Maybe a drunk brother
When Jeff Brohm posts on message boards, it is only to correct other posters typos and grammatical errors.
yeah, fuck that guy. Who the hell would do that?
*posters'
Brohm thinks the "L" hand gesture is way cooler than a backward "VT" hand gesture because you can't screw it up when looking at it on TV.
I mean, he is on TV
If it looks like VT to you, then it looks like TV to them!
Jeff Brohm steals little kids' Jack'o'lanterns the night before Halloween.
Jeff Brohm and his brother Brian weren't good enough to hack it in the NFL, and they only coach because those who can't do, teach.
And those who can't teach, coach
And those that can't coach are OC for Sam Houston.
I know it is early but this comment will not be surpassed on TKP today.
Jeff Brohm says his name slowly so people won't confuse him with a type of bull.
I thought he was saying slowly just to make sure he got it right.........
Jeff Brohm noticed that we kept running out of forks and spoons in the breakroom so he got the company to buy sporks instead and now we never run out...
because they're useless and no one uses them
Jeff Brohm thinks every time someone says "Bruh" they are talking about him, so he thinks he is very popular with teenagers.
Jeff Brohm thinks "Cool Story, Bro" is about him.
Jeff Brohm is up at 4am every morning milking the bulls in the field
Jeff Brohm thinks his fans are part of the problem, and should appreciate him more.
Jeff Brohm made up a formula that correlates the relationship between offense, defense, and special teams. He calls it Brohm's Law.
It's easy for Jeff Brohm to get swept up in stuff like Broom's law. And not just for Halloween.
Jeff Brohm tells his kicker "you had one fucking job" when he misses a field goal.