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*waves hands frantically*

"if you're a student..."

*sobs uncontrollably*

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

"...excellent command of English"

Nevermind...

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Yeah, this is pretty intense. Good thing there isn't a GPA requirement, considering I'm pretty sure my GPA dropped considerably when I discovered TKP.

Just include this with your application:

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

According to TKP my GPA is 1,049.. no idea where that ranks on the grading scale but it sure is pretty.

"I'm high on Juice and ready to stick it in!" Whit Babcock

We curve on the Newsome Scale.

So we all get about an 89ish? I should introduce some of my professors to this scale.

It's like the T-Scoring in physics! Everyone bombs Electromagnetics so 98% of the class passes!

They got rid of that -_- although the tests are a lot easier they maybe have one or two problems of the old tests caliber but no curve

Taylor, looking desperately throws it deep..HAS A MAN OPEN DANNY COALE WITH A CATCH ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE FIVE!!!!....hes still open

Does that include a hop to the left?

Woah, your GPA keeps going up. That's impressive!

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

Sorry, I think I broke the curve.

"Exit light..."

You sure did. Moar legs for GuitarMan!

Holy crap...you've got over 12k legs! That's almost as many legs as a mutant centipede.

True Hokies STICK IT IN!!!

STICK IT IN Army of Virginia Tech

Fosterball

6. Laughs *cries*

Hell yes I want this on my resume!

Is there a weatherman position?
If not can we create one? I'll do weekly forecasts if you want!

Taylor, looking desperately throws it deep..HAS A MAN OPEN DANNY COALE WITH A CATCH ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE FIVE!!!!....hes still open

Q: Can you make it entertaining?

A:

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Hhahaa I'll find a way...alas I have no green screen

Taylor, looking desperately throws it deep..HAS A MAN OPEN DANNY COALE WITH A CATCH ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE FIVE!!!!....hes still open

Social engineers apply here

We are all students to TKP because we all have a burning desire to search for more knowledge of all things Virginia Tech and we strive to learn the tool sets to be the best Hokies of all time!

Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hy!
Tech, Tech, VPI

And...we insert and share Hokie knowledge into TKP, so we are student and professor at the same time. That's a win-win!!

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

I love it!

Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hy!
Tech, Tech, VPI

I don't know if he's currently a TKP member, but I suggest AJ Hughes, assuming it wouldn't cause him eligibility issues.