Jeff Hafley does 60 in the left lane even though there are 4 to 5 vehicles impatiently behind him who clearly want to go faster. He likes to think he's helping enforce the speed limit
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Jeff Hafley actually just refers to his wife as "my other hafley" because he refuses to acknowledge the possibility that she could be better than he is
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Jeff Hafley thinks the live action remakes are better than the original animated Disney movies, and he's eagerly anticipating the release of Snow White.
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Jeff Hafley thinks BC has the best stadium atmosphere in the ACC.
Jeff Hafley thinks fans having to ride buses for 30 minutes from the parking lot to campus is a good thing as it eliminates that pesky tailgating.
Jeff Hafley doesn't believe that that BC has only played 'Haf-ass' football recently.
Jeff Hafley chews food with his mouth open, smacking his lips very loudly, on purpose
Jeff Hafley does 60 in the left lane even though there are 4 to 5 vehicles impatiently behind him who clearly want to go faster. He likes to think he's helping enforce the speed limit
Camping season is over Jeff. GTFOTW.
Jeff Hafley loves paying full price for punched and over-sanded greens in November. Even spits sunflower seeds on them to help fertilize them.
Jeff Hafley thinks Alex Grinch would be a great fit at Sam Houston State to compliment Corn's high-powered offense.
Jeff Hafley thinks it's perfectly acceptable to sell your soul and lose to LOLUVa if it means becoming bowl eligible.
Jeff Hafley thinks you should "look ahead" to other opponents.
Jeff Hafley thinks beating little brother over and over again is more important than winning the most games possible and getting extra practice time.
Jeff Hafley is a wholly inadequate football coach.
Jeff Hafley is the most forgettable name in sports
If you'd put a gun to my head before reading this thread today I couldn't have told you the name of BC's coach.
I'll probably forget it in about half an hour anyway.
i had to google it because i almost put Steve Addazio
which reminds me, Jeff Hafley does not like guys being dudes
Whenever Jeff's wife asks him to take out trash, he whines "Do I Haff to?"
And she says, "Yes, you Haff, too."
Jeff puts water on his corn flakes
Jeff Hafley's favorite Golden Girl is Dorothy's ex-husband, Stan.
Now this is funny ^^^^
Jeff Hafley named his kid 'one-and-a'.
He refers to his wife as 'my better hafley'.
Jeff Hafley actually just refers to his wife as "my other hafley" because he refuses to acknowledge the possibility that she could be better than he is
Jeff Hafley leaves dirty dishes in the sink when the dishwasher is RIGHT. THERE.
Jeff Hafley coaches Boston College
Jeff Hafley's favorite hobby is ligma
closely followed by chogon
Jeff introduces himself as Jeff "Boffa" Hafley and he really really hopes you'll ask him what "Boffa" means
His other middle name is Bohica
Jeff Hafley says Carol Lee donuts are overrated.
He prefers Walmart.
Jeff Hafley thinks the best pizza you can get in NYC is from Sbarros
Jeff Hafley is furious the local Applebees rejected his idea to rename happy hour "Hafley hour."
Jeff Hafley tells everyone he is a vegetarian but eats chick-fil-a chicken nuggests atleast 3 times a week
Jeff Hafley's favorite ride at Universal Studios is Fast and Furious
Savage
That's because Jeff Hafley mostly likes the standing in line part.
Jeff Hafley thinks that the Fast an Furious movie was original and has no similarities to point break.
Jeff Hafley thinks the live action remakes are better than the original animated Disney movies, and he's eagerly anticipating the release of Snow White.
Jeff Hafley microwaves fish in the staff longue and proudly announces "Now that's a Haf-fillet!"
Jeff Hafley pronounces it fill-let.
Jeff Hafley throws weights down and screams in the gym so everyone will look at him.
He has to throw them down because they aren't very heavy.
"These weights do NOT weigh the same!"
It weighs about a Half Lee.
Jeff Hafley pays for his groceries with Pennie's, nickels, dimes, and the occasional peso.
Hafley's a pylon.
Jeff Hafley f%#ked an ostrich,
I mean, it would have to take at least 2 people.
Three even
We heard... it was a sick ostrich
Allegedlys.
Jeff Hafley is spare parts bud
Jeff Hafley films himself at the gym and starts arguments with anyone who dares to walk between him and his phone while he's squatting on machines.
Checks out
Jeff Hafley is the reason you had to google the phrase "waffle stomp"
advice to everyone, don't google this
Jeff Hafley asked an associate at Home Depot if the shower drains have a waffle stomp rating.
I don't know what that is, but now I'm scared to google it.
I dont know but I have a good guess, mainly because I have a really messed up mind.
As far as internet idioms go this one is fairly mild.
Jeff Hafley thinks "Fuck Matt Ryan" shouldn't be the first thought anyone has about BC.
Jeff Hafley will never be half a Matt Ryan.
Which is good, since if he were full Matt Ryan, this thread would explode.
Just remember when in doubt.
Fuck Matt Ryan!
That's a fact.
Jeff Hafley will never be fully dipped
Jeff Hafley wanted his wife to take a maternity test for their kids.
Jeff Hafley thinks he can rock a maroon blazer better than Brent Pry (even though he obviously cannot 🦃🦃🦃)
Jeff brags about his prowess as a pitcher...for his tee-ball team.
Jeff Hafley thinks he's a Hobbit.
Jeff Hafley prefers soy-based protein.
Halfey thinks Carolina Barbeque is the best.
Jeff Hafley thinks Caitlin Clarke didn't even deserve the one offensive foul she received.
Jeff Hafley thinks Caitlin Clarke should take all her shots from "Haf" court.
Jeff has the top rushing QB in the nation and he got out rushed by not only our starting QB and RB, but also our backup QB.