In-laws bought my son a V-Tech piano that played a song after you turned the ON/OFF switch to OFF. All V-Tech toys were soon after banned in our house. In-laws thought it was hilarious.
Guess whose kid got a V-Tech piano for their 1st birthday a few years later...
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Maybe that's why the commentator calling us Vtech annoyed me so much. I have PTSD from those cheap plastic monstrosities with no volume control. A lot of those things ended up "broken" and hidden in the garage.
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Edit: also, Vtech sounds like a vocational school in a strip mall where you go to learn typewriter maintenance.
Virginia Tech is the same number of syllables as Boston College. He wasn't calling them some lazy ass nickname. Put some respect on our name, commentator guy. Recruits calling us Virginia Tech University doesn't bother me because they don't know. Someone working for the ACC network should know better.
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A girl I was majorly attracted to at Tech told me that her mom or dad (cannot remember which) had wanted to name her Charmin. Then these commercials came out and became widespread, so they changed the plan to Stacie. Said they couldn't put her through having that name.
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After having heard parts of All I Want for Christmas is You for the 75th time last November/December, I seriously wanted to shoot Mariah Carey.
Went to a thing to make hoagies for sale as a fundraiser. Takes maybe 10 minutes to get to the place. Hear that song:
Once on the way there (quickly change the station)
At least once, and I think it was twice, during the couple of hours we were making the hoagies (can't control the station they are playing)
Once on the way home (quickly change the station)
Actually, the station they were playing when we were making things advertised "Christmas music 24/7!" Another guy there comments something along the lines of, yeah, the same 7 songs 24/7.
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THIS!! I actually LIKE Christmas music (not to hear YET) ,but exactly -there are dozens of versions/covers of hundreds of different songs but you hear this one, Santa Baby, Jingle Bell Rock, And So This Is Christmas and MAYBE 5-10 other ones on endless loop it seems. (Heck I inherited my parents vinyl album collection (prob 1200 +) and I could play 72 or more hours straight of DIFFERENT carols/hymns with different artists performing them.)
Also have this issue with sirius XM radio; comedy station plays same bits over and over and over again. That is why the only time I 've ever had it is the one free year that comes with new cars.
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Mariah is bad, but my least favorite is It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas. More specifically, it's the screech-laugh those kids do after the stupid hopalong boots and the shooter that shoots bit...I just hate it, it's like nails on a chalkboard. I almost have to cover my ears for that part when it comes on in public
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I had a dream that I missed the game and when I checked the score it was 31-2 NCSU. I was disappointed that we played a bad game, but Dan Doral couldn't even shut us out in my dream. And they gave up a safety!
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Dave Doeren was right one time....even though he was just being his whiny self.
Dave Doeren (@StateCoachD) on the NCAA not ruling the Holiday Bowl as a forfeit: "The NCAA stands for No Clue At All in my opinion. I don't really care what they say about it." pic.twitter.com/SYjD5J3Tq4— Pack Pride (@PackPride) December 29, 2021
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Dukie Davidson thinks NCState's Engineering program is better than VT's. He doesn't even have an engineering degree himself and insists that furniture manufacturing technologists are engineers.
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Dave Doreen sounds boring
Dave Doreen killed Dave Doeren and stole his identity and no one even noticed.
Dave thinks Jimbo should have held out for more than the $76mil buyout.
Dave Doeren hired a wahoo. Then he recruited a wahoo transfer. Then he was surprised when they both underdelivered
Dave Doeren thinks the Anae strategy of throwing it to a lineman is solid.
He's been saving the OT eligible screen pass all season to surprise us.
Dave Doeren does not know that Syracuse and Pittsburgh played at Yankee Stadium and was mad that the game was not promoted more on ACC network.
Dave Doeren thinks he's playing against Vtech this weekend.
Just wait till the vtech kicks in yo
That's a VTEC. He was calling us this:
Bowen has been learning to drive our offense this year...
My aunt once got one of my sons a talking VTech cat. It soon found itself in our crawl space.
In-laws bought my son a V-Tech piano that played a song after you turned the ON/OFF switch to OFF. All V-Tech toys were soon after banned in our house. In-laws thought it was hilarious.
Guess whose kid got a V-Tech piano for their 1st birthday a few years later...
Maybe that's why the commentator calling us Vtech annoyed me so much. I have PTSD from those cheap plastic monstrosities with no volume control. A lot of those things ended up "broken" and hidden in the garage.
Did he call us that on this?
I don't get the outrage with this. Plus if you're triggered by a nickname is just makes people use it more
It's not our name.
Edit: also, Vtech sounds like a vocational school in a strip mall where you go to learn typewriter maintenance.
Virginia Tech is the same number of syllables as Boston College. He wasn't calling them some lazy ass nickname. Put some respect on our name, commentator guy. Recruits calling us Virginia Tech University doesn't bother me because they don't know. Someone working for the ACC network should know better.
I think the color commentator was former Miami tackle Orlando Franklin. He might have been trolling us tbh.
Or, given his choice of schoolin, truly doesn't know any better.
Dave Doeren is glad he's not playing BC this weekend because they have a crazy good rushing QB.
Dave Doeren thinks ESPN analysts (and guest "pickers") are not allowed to have opinions.
Dave Doreen thinks he almost was rich through his family's sales of time machines.
If Dave Doeren were a body part, he'd be foreskin
And he would be cut off.
If that were the case, would it be uncircumspect to suggest that would cause a flood of genital surgery requests?
"uncircumspect"
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Thanks. I'm glad the effort did not go to waste. 😉
Dave Doeren likes to watch TV alone so no-one complains about how loud he yells the answers on the DORA the Explorer re-runs.
He would rather you refer to him as Doeren The Explorer.
FTFY
Dave Doeren thinks he's gonna keep the Hokies from being bowl eligible by Thanksgiving
Dave Doreen walks into a Thai restaurant and orders ramen, "but no noodles."
Spice level zero.
Dave Doreen thinks ramen is food.
(He also thinks it's Thai.)
#NoneOfTheAbove
My wife's middle name was Doreen (true story), but she changed it after we got married.
Dave Doreen thinks that all ramen is cup noodles
Dave Doreen doesn't understand the importance of sticks.
Dammit. Beat me to it. Deleting gif because we don't need it twice.
Fast feet!
Dave Doreen's favorite character on MASH is Frank Burns.
Dave Darlene is happy to tell you that his favorite pre-game pump song is "I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend," by The Ramens.
Dave always tries to do Thanksgiving dinner by himself on Wednesday so he can serve leftovers to his family on Thursday.
Dave Doeren makes his friends call him "Double D", they oblige because they all think he's a big boob.
Or, do they call him that as a nod to former NC State HC Chuck Amato?
Nips Amato
Just like Ricky Rahne, Dave Doreen thinks alliteration is stupid cause he doesn't know what the definition of the word is.
Dave Doreen owns a toilet paper ply separator.
Dave Doreen is 10-ply.
I always thought of him as 1-ply, if that.
10 ply meaning, super soft. Not tough.
A girl I was majorly attracted to at Tech told me that her mom or dad (cannot remember which) had wanted to name her Charmin. Then these commercials came out and became widespread, so they changed the plan to Stacie. Said they couldn't put her through having that name.
I heard her mom had it goin on
Actually did meet her parents and they were very nice. Not 'goin on' material, but nice people.
But did they have a pool?
No. But a nice dog I had fun playing around with in the yard.
Oh, Stacy can't you see
This could be a felony
I know it's just a song but
Somethings wrong with Stacy's Mom
Dave Doeren is so stupid he tried to pick a fight with Steve Smith Sr
Dave is a JAG
When Dave Doeren was in elementary school, he laughed at the end of Where the Red Fern Grows.
And Old Yeller
And The Bridge to Terabithia
And Brian's Song
And Love Story
And All Quiet on the Western Front
And Titanic
...I laughed at the end of Titanic. I mean, the chick says "I'll never let go, Jack" and then promptly lets go.
To be fair, they had only just met.
Dave Doreen is having Armstrong practice in a loluva jersey all week cause he wants to get the best out of his QB in preparation for the Hokies.
Dave Doeren forgets what he is doing on the sideline and has to be told to stop looking for Nemo in the Gatorade jugs.....
Dave Doreen thinks the "prep" is optional the night prior to a colonoscopy.
Dave Doeren thinks the prep is the fun part.
Dave Doeren schedules weekly colonoscopies for fun
I have to admit, the Propofol part is fun - all 5 seconds of it while conscious anyway.
Dan Dillon thinks making your hands into wolves is really intimidating.
I have to admit, she looks pretty intimidating, err, qualified, but not because of the wolf sign.
Doug Dorven has his Christmas lights on now and is playing Mariah Carey.
Plans to spend next Thursday hanging more lights on his Halloween inflatables.
After having heard parts of All I Want for Christmas is You for the 75th time last November/December, I seriously wanted to shoot Mariah Carey.
Went to a thing to make hoagies for sale as a fundraiser. Takes maybe 10 minutes to get to the place. Hear that song:
Once on the way there (quickly change the station)
At least once, and I think it was twice, during the couple of hours we were making the hoagies (can't control the station they are playing)
Once on the way home (quickly change the station)
Actually, the station they were playing when we were making things advertised "Christmas music 24/7!" Another guy there comments something along the lines of, yeah, the same 7 songs 24/7.
THIS!! I actually LIKE Christmas music (not to hear YET) ,but exactly -there are dozens of versions/covers of hundreds of different songs but you hear this one, Santa Baby, Jingle Bell Rock, And So This Is Christmas and MAYBE 5-10 other ones on endless loop it seems. (Heck I inherited my parents vinyl album collection (prob 1200 +) and I could play 72 or more hours straight of DIFFERENT carols/hymns with different artists performing them.)
Also have this issue with sirius XM radio; comedy station plays same bits over and over and over again. That is why the only time I 've ever had it is the one free year that comes with new cars.
Greatest Christmas song collab right here IMHO.....
Greatest Christmas albums AKA why my wife hates me:
and
I like to work in Dominic the Donkey.
Since this is Hating On, Dave Doorknob plays Christmas in Hollywood at his grandmother's Xmas party.
David Bowie absolutely would not sing Little Drummer Boy
I've got to go with this as my favorite Christmas song - at the end of my favorite Christmas show.
What's funny is that the tune plays in my head just from seeing the video.
Mariah is bad, but my least favorite is It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas. More specifically, it's the screech-laugh those kids do after the stupid hopalong boots and the shooter that shoots bit...I just hate it, it's like nails on a chalkboard. I almost have to cover my ears for that part when it comes on in public
My least favorite is "The Little Drummer Boy".
Has ALWAYS been my least favorite. Annoyed me when I was 10, and I never got over it.
"I am a boring song Pa Rum Pa Rum Bum"
At least the Mariah Carey song has Mariah Carey.
Oh, hey...woman just gave birth in a barn?
Drum soloooooooo
"I got there too late, ba rum pa rum bum."
Don Doring is a failed energy vampire. So boring that he manages to not be boring enough.
Dean Daven once sent the PB&J he ordered from the kids menu back because he said the mayo was too spicy
Daven Deano puts Mayo on his PB&J
Dane Darling doesn't know that Duke's mayo is the way to go.
Dan Lanning is actually a good football coach up there at Oregon
Dave Darlene thinks Charley Wiles is a bad coach and is considering releasing him at the end of the season.
Duke Darling still has his Halloween decorations up on the side of the road, including multiple realistic severed heads.
I had a dream that I missed the game and when I checked the score it was 31-2 NCSU. I was disappointed that we played a bad game, but Dan Doral couldn't even shut us out in my dream. And they gave up a safety!
Naw dog. We blocked a PAT and ran it back.
Dave Doeren is so desperate to catch up with ECU this happened...
I hate ECU, but they definitely do that better.
Dave Doeren is so creepy he takes the mascot to the showers with him....
YouTube Showers with Doeren
ew
Confirmed: David Delorean is a Furry
Dave Doeren thinks this is the way.....
Dave Doreen thinks Mike London was a genius recruiter.
This is the first thing that always pops in my head after reading this
Dan Denton always sings it as "Soldier Boy Tell Them"
Dave Doeren was right one time....even though he was just being his whiny self.
He almost negated all the hate in this one thread with that observation.
NCAA = No Clue At All.
Now we know vwhat Doeren did prior to coaching at State....
Is this a Gilligan's Island recast?!
Brilliant
OMG, I can't unsee this. So perfect.
Pat nardouche as the millionaire and norvell as the professor.
Ask and you shall never unsee
Daivey Doeke thinks ACC leadership has always appropriately valued and addressed the needs of member schools outside the state of North Carolina.
Dave Davenport likes to tell people he and his wife own Dave and Busters. He calls his wife Buster
Dory Davidson doesn't think the Hokies will be able to cope with the stadium atmosphere Carter-Finley today.
Game is at Lane 😬
Dukie Davidson thinks NCState's Engineering program is better than VT's. He doesn't even have an engineering degree himself and insists that furniture manufacturing technologists are engineers.
Dang Doorslammin voted to allow jmu in the postseason