Who: Virginia Tech Hokies (5-6, 4-3 ACC) at Virginia Cavaliers (3-8, 2-5 ACC)
When: Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 3:30 PM EST
Where: Charlottesville, VA | Scott StadiumLane Stadium North (61,500)
Watch/Listen: ACCN / Virginia Tech IMG
Spread: VT -2.5
Weather: 45°F, Sunny
Series: Virginia Tech holds a decisive 60-38-5 edge in the series.
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Hokies!
Go Hokies!!
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I've had the privilege of holding the Commonwealth Cup in the stands at Lane North after one of our MANY wins (dozen or two of the players climbed into the stands to party with the fans).
This is it, baby!! Let's fuckin go
Not gonna lie, I'm real nervous, Fam. But it's nice to feel this way about a game for the first time in a while. Let's go bowling, Hokies!
27-10 Hokies
What a day for Hokie Sports, Women and Men Basketball are playing for tournament champs and football playing for the state Championship. TV gonna get worked today!
Men play tomorrow. Women aren't on tv.
Yeah, I realized this as I went searching to record the men's game.
Time to put the Hoos in their place and get these bowl practices.
I'm in South Carolina to celebrate my Mom's 100th birthday (it won't be official until just before Christmas but it is difficult to get people together, especially the great grandkids, during the Christmas season), so I'll not be able to follow the game, but know this - my heart is cheering for the Hokies!
The once in a century allowable exception....but the waiver was still rejected by the NCAA
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!
we want pictures with her throwing down a VT hand sign......
Congrats to your mom, FAM!
Happy Early Birthday, Centurian!
Let's Go
HOKIES!
I went to a bowling alley this morning with my son so when we become bowl eligible, you're welcome everyone.
Pry's jacket is awesome
Came here to post this, where does one buy that jacket? Nike, take my money
Exactly, put a QR code on the screen an I'm buying it now.
I'm actually quite surprised this hasn't become a thing yet.
Spot was terrible but at least we converted
Felton has to turn into the DB on that one
Facemask not a thing anymore?
Yeah, I thought I saw that as well rather than a holding.
and the phantom holding... Wright barely grazed the dude
If you're talking about the play I think you were, I thought the same thing, but on the replay, looked like the defender must have gotten his shoulder and that's why he spun around like you normally see from a face mask grab.
Thought i seen it on Drone's long run too
Would have liked more than 3 points there, but better than nothing.
Hopefully the D shows up to play today.
Promising drive, have to stay out of own own way with penalties. But points!
Two missed face masks, a bad spot, and a soft holding call and still got three points. I guess it could have been a worse opening drive
Defense...time to destroy the dog shit bacteria...
Wow that escalated quickly. I like it.
Yaaasssss! Thank you for keeping this alive, Rob.
Geez, it's genuinely sad to see that much of an empty stadium.
Burnop and Roth were referring to the colors in the stadium in the third and fourth quarters as Orange, Maroon and Aluminum.
Wow I thought even UVA would fill out the stadium for this game.
My daughter was laughing at the "crowd" there. And half of them are probably for VT.
Is the UVA right tackle allowed to line up that far back from the neutral zone? Still didn't help him against APR.
Got pressure with 3 - love it!
Outside of leaving the guy wide open on first down good series for the Defense
Exactly. You know they will go back to that wheel route later. I know I would.
Washington on Jenkins is not gonna be a good matchup.
Damn wide swaths of empty seats. Guess that happens when you're 1 for your last 18
I've got my kids convinced that Scott stadium is actually called Lane Stadium North. This crowd is helping that perception.
Run Drones!
Oof that was telegraphed...at least he didn't pick six it.
7 needs to be looking out of his ear hole one of these plays.
Jenkins on Washington isn't the best matchup but it worked there.
Nice tackle there.
Let's get rolling here.
Defense holding, would love a sustained TD drive next
Jackmo picking up the incomplete ball and pointing like he got an interception.
Offense needs to tighten up a bit.
That's twice that it seemed like Felton quit running at the end of the big pass attempts
Thought the same thing.
LETS GO
That was a ballsy playcall.
What a play!
Great Call. Go Gosnell!!!!
Oh Fuck Yeah!!!!
BOOM!!!!
BALL SO HARD
Let's Go Gosnell
Quick look at Bowen after that fourth down call.
I was just saying that I don't like this call going for it.
Guess that is why Pry is paid a lot more than I am!
SUCK IT HOOS!
Woo! Was not a fan of going for it there, but very very glad to be wrong.
That was a ballsy decision, play call and great execution!
I didn't have an issue going for it. A punt probably would have gone in the end zone.
What a ballsy 4th down call and a great throw by Drones!!!!
Drones' numbers while throwing on the run are actually insane.
Love this quick lead we have built
Keep him bottled up. Will take the penalty to boot!
4th and 2? Touchdown Hokies
I get what they are going for but I hate that penalty but will take it against the Hoos
Feed Tuten this drive
Let's drive down the field and put another 7 on the board. Really put UVa behind the 8 ball.
Damn
Yes, yes, yes ... SHIT!
That is a weak hold call
Edit: Shitty, shitty, shitty call.
Flag thrown after Lane on his way...weak bs
BS on that hold!!!
That's the second crap holding call. For as much as refs overlook holdings of course this game we get phantom calls.
Keep it up! We know we can do it. The confidence is there.
That's two weak hold calls.
And unfortunately both significantly game changing.
Short circuited the 69 burger...
"Here's the start of the whistles that no one knows what it's for" lmao
I love that he started it with "Oh no" haha
"Oh no" sums up ACC football perfectly.
Commercial break to recharge Lane. Let's get him his TD back.
After 1 quarter I love the dedication to the run game...we're one BS holding call from dominating these clowns
Someone please educate me on what Kaden was supposed to do on that holding call and still protect the line? DT went to the ground. I played OL and I have no idea
In my day we called that a pancake...I honestly have no idea what they were looking at. If I pancake a guy and he goes down face first, I always laid on his back until the play was done.
Which is exactly what he did there...he even got off of him once the play was well past the point of their area and got off of him holding his hands up in the air and everything. Not sure what the hell else he's supposed to do in that situation?
That makes you, Kaden, AND the official.
Boom. Nice.
Hokies open everywhere all day. Love it.
Touchdown Tech!!!!
Boom!
BOOM #2!!!
Boom we will take our 7 points now!
We will not be denied the riches of our spoils...
Loving this play calling by Bowen
Even the refs couldn't stop this drive! Let's go!!!
Beautiful
Love that Drones side stepping down the field haha
Loved Drones delaying that monster there.
Love drone's blocking on that TD run by Holloway.
Lawl, have we even taken over 'the Hill' at this point too??? It looked like nothing but Maroon down there behind the catch net.
Well it's is our alternate home field so...hell yes.
The Lane Stadium North landmark at one point on Google Maps is still one of my favorite ribs of all time in this rivalry.
Bowen has the UVA defense in hell right now. I love it.
I'm loving it
STEP
ON
THEIR
THROATS
Sorry I only have one leg to give for this.
SUCK IT HOOS #3 - ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
Can't believe #90 just didn't take his shot at Drones right there anyways.
Also, #25s just belong in the end zone at Lane Stadium North.
You don't have to worry about defensive fits when we score on three of our first four drives!
Can we play UVA every week?
ALL GAS NO BREAKS!! Let's GOOOO!!
HOKIES!!!!
NO BRAKES EITHER FAM
Barber going to get roasted by his mother
Sweet pick by Delane.
Hell yeah!!!
INT Delane!
Ahhhh that's nice
DELANE!!!!
We responded so quickly I haven't even had a chance to get properly pissed about that BS holding call!
Damn I wanted him to get in...
Is that what dogshit qb calls shooting up?
Slap the hands!!!!!!!
Ahhh dammit, that could've ended it
Ugggh why not call play action or something
Need a safety now
Whatever get a safety
Okay, safety time.
Edit: too slow, I'll drink.
Tuten is a beast!!
Kyron pls
GET HIM! I WANT A GODDAMN SAFETY!
Was looking for holding in the end zone there
That was so dumb
Can't do that APR. Woof
I guess the offense and defense want to implode now...
Damn it that was dumb
He hit him but not that bad.
Should've given it to tuten. Damn
Need that JC Price sideline snag on 3rd and 10 at 9:25 2q
JC Price with the great hands.
This is awful
Cheap shitty sissy football calls from this weak ass crew.
I mean, those were two pretty stupid things to do.
Those are some weak calls. Maybe they're correct technically but come on.
What the hell is APR doing
If he's gonna hit him late at least make it worth the penalty.
Yeah get your money worth
Damn I thought Strong had that
I love beating Colandrea's ass...keep it up
If you are going to get the penalty at least make it worth it.
No flags on that one!
Surprised they did not call a late hit for us making him run out of bounds.
Where was the illegal block downfield on the WR?
QB didn't throw it, so no penalty. Was thinking the same thing when I was watching the replay, but then realized he didn't throw the ball.
Good vibes so far
We look bigger and faster than UVA at literally every position. It's pretty stunning.
And Colandrea doesn't look near as good as his mouth thinks he is.
That Barber interview was gold!
Low key tempted to call Tiki on WFAN on Monday to rub it in should the result hold
Maybe UVA should replace Colandrea with that All Pro Passer.
Our not so great dline is manhandling their Oline!
We are determined to run up the middle...
Coleandar is really a cheese eater.
They all sense it.
Anyone want to get a t-shirt made with this:
"After this game versus Tech, after we beat Virginia Tech, this program is going to shoot up and everyone in the country is going to know about us."
"And I don't care if they make me eat a lot of grass during the sacks I'll likely get for saying this. But, you know, I LIKE chives with my brie."
No only because the douche canoe would probably sue for NIL money
And use this face...
238 lb qb and you put him in shotgun and hand off.
Shoulda just run back to back Hokie pokeys
Seem to be getting away from the creative play calling.
He may not be 100%
My fear as well.
*six minutes left in the first half, up 17-0, we take our first timeout*
Herzlich: "They're gonna waste a timeout???"
🙄 Come on Mark.
Hey Mark...
"Aren't you a little old for a Mohawk, Mark?"
Are they spotting the ball where tuten's knee goes down? It's like they spot him a full yard behind where I see the ball.
Second time today
4th and 2 seems to our zone today.
I Love it!
Playing to win today
T-Bow is a genius?
ROOTIN TUTEN
Toot toot!
Well...I was afraid Drones might be gimpy after getting his ankle looked at. But he was moving fine on that rollout.
Tut Tut!!
When Tuten gets outside with a head of steam....forgetaboutit
Eat shit UVA. That was a fantastic two plays out of that timeout
Tuten train celebration in the endzone haha
Turn! I hope we score 70.....or 69
Walk in the park
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LAWWWWWLLLL, PLEASE OH PLEASE CAN WE GET GIFTORY OF THAT UVA KID FLIPPING OFF TUTEN AFTER HE RAN UP THE HILL IN HIS FACE
KICK
THEIR
TEETH
TOOT TOOT!!!
Love that announcer "I woke up feeling the cheesiest, Coach!"
Would that be soft Wahoo cheese? Why yes yes it would
O/U for how many boo-hoos leave at halftime? Looks like it's already about 60/40 Tech/UVa, but after half it might be more like 75/25 or 80/20
WE...ALWAYS...WANT...IT...MORE!
We're giving the four hundred fans in attendance quite a show!
Announce just called them a "great student section". They may be full on the hill, but I'll bet at least a third are Hokies, just like the rest of the partially empty stands.
Their crowds ALWAYS look better against VT. 🤣
Tuten just visited them...I think he can confirm
Still beautiful
Tuten should've just kept running up through the students on the hill there. Toot toot muthafuckas!!
Not sure which number I like the best.
Our 24 or their 0
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This a whoopin.
This crew is shit.
Refs or Announcers?
Refs...they must be trying to make their yearly quota of Personal Fouls by Halftime
Both?
SUCK IT HOOS #4
UVA advanced more by penalty than by offense
21 Total yards of offense. 69 (Nice) penalty yards.
Nice.
VT has 24 points.
Virginia does not have a single real/earned first down.
Lol I've never heard of this penalty before
Same here.
The hulk smash signal
Let's not make stupid penalties though cmon.
Virginia's 85 likes the illegal blind side blocks. That's his second, I think.
You beat me by 17 seconds. I'll drink.
We can both drink, it's okay.
I dunno who #85 is for UVA...but that's the second time he's been called for an illegal blindside block today. And UVA has only had two penalties. 🤷 Someone rein 'ya boy in.
Please dont
We are clearly not one of the least talented teams in the league. This looks like FBS vs FCS.
In terms of pure stars, we are. But our players are getting coached the heck up right now
We are undermanned in the trenches when compared to FSU and Louisville, but if we can upgrade there this off-season, the skill talent we have can hang with them.
At what point is what our defense doing to that QB considered child abuse
Hunter Cantwell (l'ville qb) would like a word.
Hunter Carpenter has something to say.
Colanders took a shot. Glad they didn't throw a flag there.
Nice clean good-football hit on the QB
Could I get a check in the TOP?! Just want to make sure we are winning the clock battle! 🤣
We might be in the lead with one possession versus ALL of UVA TOP
17:17 - 9:04.
Let's put another on the board before half.
Sanker is a stud.
Let's pick him up in the portal.
Great shot in the stands of a girl being shown a TKP meme. You know her friend is reading this thread!
Crappy spot
Wtf was that spot?
That was not a first down lmao
UVA EARNS their first first down with 148 left in the half 😳
It is a disappointment but what can you do?
I have a nephew that was diagnosed with colandrea.
So, symptoms of doucheiness? Hopefully temporary...
Take the Zima away.
Don't let up. Need to drop the bacteria in the bacfield
One more sack on this drive would be huge.
Edit: YES!
Got to smack that ball out while the bacteria is blind
BOOM! Out of FG range, and no timeouts!
Lysol baby....
COLE NELSON HAVE A DRIVE
Our front 4 is freaking eating UVA alive.
Three seconds...use it Pry
SUCK IT HOOS #4.5!
After Colandrea's comments before the game, I'm loving every time he has to eat dirt under a Hokie lineman
His mouth sure thought he was a lot better than he really is.
I missed the beginning of the game. What did he say?
What he say before the game? I missed it
This comment:
"After this game versus Tech, after we beat Virginia Tech, this program is going to shoot up and everyone in the country is going to know about us."
Oh okay, I knew about that one; thought he might've said something else right before the game. I missed the first 5 minutes of the broadcast
The best part is that we get to do this to him 3 more times if he stays at LOLuva!
At this pace, he'll be in the portal by the 4th quarter
Seeing Colandrea pull up when the ref said the half is not over....priceless.
I'll take a 3 score, dominating shut out at half every day of the week. Finish it in the second half!
We have a happy Eddie Royal sighting!!!
"Much to the chagrin of MOST of the fans". I'm doubtful of those numbers.
-16 rushing yards by the hoos
Gotta keep rolling in the second... Keep pouring it on
Need that snow Angel, CPR combo sack celly in a gif
I hope JC Price is in that locker room telling the Tech players that they better be playing like the game is 0-0 to start the second half
Challenge them to beat 38-0
50 burger, 50 burger...
Should be pretty easy now
Hokies defense be like....
294-60 total yards. 48 of those on two of the last three drives.
Best performance UVA has put together.
Closest they'll get to the end zone all game!
Trying to get a remember the titans gif in here about "leave no doubt" or one of the great defensive quotes but beer and tenor are too much.
You know what I mean.
"Blah blah blah..... crush their souls..... blah blah blah"
Something like that
Let's go! Don't let up.
Yes.
Don't stop.
2nd half....
Hokies in stadium are loud!
The intensity of the D tonight has been impressive
Alright good series to start the half and force a punt
Good stop, now let's score and break their spirit.
This aged like fine wine.
Almost sounds like lane there. UVA on third down and crowd was pretty loud ha ba
WOOOO
FELTON FOR A TD, 84 YARDS, NO FLAG!
Holy crap. Way to respond!!
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SUCK IT HOOS #5!
MORE
And now we're gonna give 'em the D again! 😏
Is anyone still nervous about this game? /s
I'm nervous that we can't surpass 62-0.
QB Coriander might be.
QB Colander better watch out or he might strain something out there
Pour it on!
As requested
My thanks to thee good sir
I can't remember another Hokies season where we've seen so many big plays on offense: even in the early 2010s
Fire the OC! /s
Picked a good one for our best showing of the year, huh?
Felton be like...
New favorite gif
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken
38-0 might be selling this team short.
So this is what heaven is like!!!
I started watching late, how did this team stop us for a field goal?!?!
We stopped ourselves with penalties. 69 yards of them, IIRC.
Bro they're not even bothering at this point. Just talking about UNC vs NC State at this point. 😅
They were going to do that anyways, you know that. #AllCarolinaConference
This is glorious.
We need another TD. 38-0, bro!
you misspelled 52-0 Bro
Insanely good start to the half!
I don't care what the score is. That was not a first down for UVA. You cannot make blatantly wrong calls like that when teams are battling
Some of these calls are super weak...
I have no idea what targeting is so won't be surprised either way
Neither does the ACC
Glad the one that didn't look like targeting actually got called as such
Seems like he hits his shoulder pad first so it should not be targeting which means they'll probably call it
bUt iF HiS SHoUldEr PaD WAsn'T tHeRE
what a joke.
Refs trying to keep the game relevant
Never even touched his helmet
depending on which replay the booth official was looking at, I could see it being a legit buzz in.
Because from the behind-the-offense angle it looked pretty bad, like Payne nailed the QB in the helmet. But then from the sideline angle it was clear that Payne's face mask hit the shoulder pad, and the crown of his helmet didn't actually touch the QB's helmet.
FUCK THESE REFS
These refs are on some kind of drugs today
There was no contact with the head or neck, so what are they reviewing
Too much Zima pre-game...
It was no targeting in the live call. Shouldn't be on the review.
What a coward move to not go for it there.
10 more field goals and they'll have the lead! Analytics!
LED lightshow looks especially comical when you do it after a FG to cut it to a 28 point lead as the home fans have been pouring out of the stadium since halftime
Lol UVA sad FGed
The lights...gtfo...tone deaf on the situation but that's the most LOLUVA thing ever.
Should still be a shut out. UVA was a yard and a half short of the first down on that drive
He gone!
Wow wow wow toot toot
Bayshul Tuten with his finger in the air at the 30yd line! TOUCHDOWN TECH!
LOL go back to your room, little brother!
OMG!!!!
Tuten is real good at running the football!
Run it up....
SUCK IT HOOS #6? 7? IVE LOST COUNT !
Refs more butt hurt by the celebration than UVA
This is turning out to be quite the home game!
M O R E
I'll take that penalty any day!!
38 - 3, you see!
This is too much fun
So many giftories....
And you get a gif, and you get a gif, and you get a gif!
WHAT DID YOU SAY COLANDER BOY? WHOS GONNA KNOW YOU?
HOOS? MORE LIKE WHO?
That was amazing/hilarious!
3 plays with VT touching the ball and two TDs. Only non TD was Holloway falling on the rolling punt
Need gif of tuten going into the crowd after the kr td, replay shown a bit before the 7:28 3q kickoff
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Onside kick because why not
I guess THAT's why.
We own them
LOVE YOU TUTTEN
BHAYSHUL GUTENBERG
Don't forget to play the rest of the game, guys.
Couldn't have been more appropriate after that light show
IT MUST BE A GOOD GAME! MY WIFE JUST LEFT TO GO XMAS SHOPPING CAUSE IM BEING TOO LOUD!
My wife might be with yours soon
hokies kindly don't do this to me
So another return for Tuten?
Was unnecessary to give them that one.
So get your heads back in the game.
Run it back again Tuten
Need to regroup these guys. Remind them there is still a game to play.
Need to be disciplined the remainder of this game.
GIFTORY stiff arm please!
5:50 third quarter
Call it a giffarm
Dumbass herzlich and this other tool are STILL talking up loluva...the play by play guy literally just said 'this is life' after the loluva TD.
Straight man!!!
So many GO GO GO GO GO at my house today...my neighbors may be concerned
Stiff arm slo-mo. 5:40 left in third. GIFtory. That thing was mean.
Cmon don't turtle now. Still have 20 min of ball game to play.
double Drones-Wright mis-connect on that series. First a drop by Wright and then the airmail from Drones
Good for 20-30 more points in that time!
ROOTIN TUTTEN
Take the points.
Dang drones doesn't even want to come off on 4th and 10.
I NEED 50.
How great would it be if our getting bowl eligible knocks JMU out of a bowl? 🤣🤣🤣
SUCK IT HOOS #7! (I think...I've lost count!l
APR ASSERTING HOS AUTHORITY!
Giftory 3rd and 2 by UVA stuffed for a loss of yards, about 3:20 left in the
4th3rd.Please.
Edit: After Felton's TD, I was subbed to see that it was still the 3rd quarter.
Murder em
Beamer would be straight up running every play from now on.
Punt for the first down
"GOTTA CATCH DEEZ BALLS" - Mark Herzlich after that muffed punt
Another great 4th down play call by Bowen /s
Drones is sailing his passes this quarter.
Wonder if his ankle is bothering him, not stepping into throws and hes probably cold this half with how quickly we've been striking
yup even that TD pass to a wide open Felton was a little high. Seems like that ankle is bothering him or he's over compensating somehow. Overall still a top-notch performance for Drones and the WR's today.
TD FELTON!!
Slow developing plays....just seem like we took our foot off
Announcers talking fav Christmas movies now 😂
FELTON DRAGGIN EM ALL TO PAYDIRT
Oh good, now they're talking favorite Christmas movies
Edit: i'll drink
ALRIGHT 50 BURGER AND BACK UPS IN THE 4TH
FUCKING A RIGHT!
Felton with the MFRW drag!
Giftory!!!
This. :18 left in the 3rd quarter.
Carrying three guys in with him
Giftory 0:20 in 3rd.
Felton dragging guys into the end zone.
We are officially spanking that ass.
Felton with another stiff arm! Bury them!
Hit my over bet. By the end of this LOLUVa's contribution will have been unnecessary.
Sanker getting dragged into the end zone. Chef's kiss
Half our tds have been dudes breaking a tackle and outrunning them.
Almost Pop Watson time
60 please...surely even Wells scores on them
*Pop scores on them
I Want more! I want 70 so COLANDER BOY can choke on it! And I want to do it with backups!
M O R E
O
R
E
Order has been restored
#20 got drug into the end zone, that has to be worth 8 points
Funny because the announcers have been talking up #20 all day
even funnier, he is legit their best defender
and Felton dragged him into the endzone like nothing
According to ESPN, UVa leads TOP: 22:52 to 21:50.
That's what happens when you get an 83 yard td and a kick return
Giftory is going to need a Part 2 this week
Make this plaid?
Can we do one for each quarter?
1st qtr: 10
2nd qtr: 14
3rd qtr: 24
Looks like the only thing shooting ups is our scoring pace
Need somebody to graph this and determine an expected points scored in the fourth quarter, pls.
Herzlich: "Thats a great play!"
uva wide out: not.
GIFTORY REQUEST - Double Hokie Birds by guy in the stands right after Felton touchdown at end of third quarter
I want 62...
You think we can get one gif per point scored?
ACC Network with the savage Q4 starting interview with Ellitot. Kinda wish they got Ronde Barber back for another one though
4th string making the play!
One of the most impressive things today is the tackling after the receptions.
Tony Elliott thinks giving up 20 points in the 4th Quarter is how you celebrate their Seniors
Might as well make it 21 points, that'd be nice. 😏
Maybe I am just in a Christmas mood but Elliot looked like this guy to me in that interview.
Checks out. This was him last night preparing for the game before going to bed:
Honestly would rather Drones be out to not risk the ankle...no point in him possibly getting hurt
Tuten was still in, too. Time to let the backups cook, across the board. Let Wittke sling it!
yep get Wells or Watson some reps.
maybe they were going for some kind of stat milestone for Drones the way we have been slinging the ball around up 30+
Watson. Wells has no future here. WATSON.
Wells gave VT his all. It wasn't good enough, but he gave it his all. Put him in and give him 8 minutes. Watson will get many snaps as Hokie.
Fair enough....if it's just a 'thank you'...I'm ok with that.
If Drones goes down before the bowl game, we'll be playing Wells.
Yep, Drones and Tuten should be done for the day.
Jones ain't right. Should set him down before he gets that ankle whacked. Give Wells and Pop the rest of the game.
Right. While I appreciate the effort to complete the destruction, ok to clear the bench...
Kyron Jones
Hokies Play Signal Crew
Already had left his feet as ball was thrown
all 3 of those roughing the passer calls have been pretty soft. I think one against APR was legit but the other, and this latest one were just visual fouls. Colalanderia is so scrawny the size difference between him and the DL make any hit seem worse than it is. Same kind of hit leveled on Drones would not draw any attention.
Kind of the opposite of a big center in basketball getting beat up every play in the post because he's so much bigger the hits don't look like a big effect.
He thinks he is playing futball. Diving when touched. It was there best offensive-lay though....
Colandrea talked smack last week and he's got his bell rung all day....no mercy
That last Colandrea hit where he reached for someone and no one was there. Giftory.
Reaching for Jesus, cuz he's getting killed.
ACC refs refusing to call holding but will call that soft roughing penalty? Good grief.
Gotta do something to protect colandrea because his o line certainly isn't
I'm surprised I haven't seen any surrender cobras yet.
I don't think there are any lolUVA fans left in the stands
No UVA fans there to pan to.
Edit: Beaten by 5 seconds. Drinking.
Lovett is going to be so good.
I want every time colandrea hit the dirt in giftory
Layered on each other so it looks like a machine gun murder
Would remind me of this:
Apparently Dax got jumped by 2 Hoos during the anthem who them ran off
What, seriously?
Good for them they ran off. My guess is Dax would have pummeled both of those pussies.
Edit: Glug glug chumps!
My first trip to Lane North and this crowd is 90% Hokies at this point of the game. Finish strong boys!
Oh, and these refs suck.
The excitement of the announcer on that play was just ridiculous
These tools are STILL talking up the boohoos!?
Talk em up all they want...our team is up 5 scores
Trying to hold onto what viewers they have. You'd think they'd be playing up to Tech fans at this point, since there's no boohoos watching by now, but their training takes over, and they try to keep folks watching from both sides.
There were no boohoo fans watching to begin with! Those are mythical creatures!
They need the LEDs to simulate crowd reaction
....and their kicker be like "where my LEDs for the XP?"
Idk what's more embarrassing, the fact they got LED lights before us, or that they are doing the celebration down 31 in the fourth.
Hahahaha, onside kick out of bounds penalty, classic LOLuva
Let Wells sling it
Go Hokies!
Great job Pry and staff.
We're definitely better!
Why aren't we putting pop in? Wells is done...
By anything I've seen he hasn't been anything but a team player. Let him get some snaps as a thank you.
Letting Wells try out for his next team.
Wait how does Colandrea almost have as many passing yards and touchdowns as Drones?
Spongebob rainbow meme that says "garbage time for 3 quarters"
Haha *imagination*
Yeah but like...the kid picked UVA so he deserves what he gets
...And drones 7 rushes for 50, and colander boy 10 for -12. Colander boy a pick too....
Wells trying to show that he can be a running quarterback.
Yaaasssss!
Put one on em Wells
50+!!!!
Thomas "the fullback" for Wells
50 Burger!!!
Is this a Pry high score?
A Pry score
Sweet, 50+. Was hoping Wells would get a score, but will take Thomas.
Yabba dabba doo.
MORE PLS
I mean you just hate to see it...double nickels!
But more importantly, you love to see it
I just realized we needed to score all these points to make up for all the points we missed scoring by not playing UVA last year.
55-17.... subtract the 17 from each side and you get:
38-0
#science
I'm totally ordering an All-Pro Passer.
Got my parents to buy one for my kid. He has gotten big into football this year.
love it. the VT coaches are whooping it up so loudly in the coaches box that they're audible on the announcing crew's microphones
Enough time for 60, or did we make our point?
Depends on what they do. If they try a bunch of deep passes and stuff, we'll try to score again. If they run, eat clock and give up, we'll take a knee
SCHWIFTY FIVE POINTS
And we still have the evening games to go?? Haven't had this much fun in a while.
Got the TOP back fam
GO BACK TO YOUR CARDAMOM, CORIANDER
I wish we'd done an inside kick there to show them how it's done.
Most points scored in series history!!
And their graphic said that UVA had 50+ in 2005
But 2005 was a 52-14 Hokies win lol
Most points in series history! Pry is HIM
Happy with and for Pry. Happy with and for bowen. Team is going in the right Direction and I am pleased. Going to a bowl game will help alot with recruiting too... all said and done I am pleased. I also bet you we might have even picked up one or two more games at the beginning of the season if we had Drones starting sooner, meaning this team really should be 7-5 or even possibly 8-4...
Big hope now is to get 8 wins next year and land some 4* and 5* recruits.
PLAYING FOR THE NATIONAL BY 2029!!!
I so wish I could be in the stadium right now to be licking up the hoo tears
There'd have to be Hoos left in the stadium
Highest point total in the Pry era
Jared Rayman.....
lol Sackett Wood Jr.
FAM
Holy balls Hokies rushing the field in lane north!!!
GIFtory request
To be fair we have more fans there.
We just ran their own team off the field at their 'house'
Giftory request: post game drinking from the Commonwealth Cup
Rewatched the condensed game. The refs really gave uva a lot of favorable spots. And we still demolished them. I also had forgotten about Drones fumbling at the goal line. We easily could have scored 62. Oh well, maybe next year