Ask TKP: UVA GIFTORY REQUESTS

FAM! Please leave your UVA GIFTORY requests.

To make it easier to track down, I really need a quarter, approximate clock time and description.

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Felton TD dance and subsequent crowd shot with the double middle finger fan, 3Q 0:18

"Exit light..."

Tuten shoving McCray into a LOLUVA player for a block in the TD return, side by side or Kumah stiff arm and Tuten Stiff Arm.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

Any crowd shot of sad loluva fans

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Tony Elliot stink face, 3rd quarter about the 7:45 mark

Those are going to have to be Q1 or Q2 because it sounds like they were all gone at half or early Q3

They had fans at the game? You could hardly tell by the "crowd shots" on TV.

It was an "Aluminum Out" game.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

but tthey pronounce it the british way cause they think it makes them sound smarter

The whole game?

dammit....you beat me to it. DRINKING!

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

5:40 left in the third. Slo-mo replay of I think? Tuten stiff arm. Very Kumah-esque.

Fire Whit.

Saw that and brought back good memories.

it gave me David Wilson 2011 vibes!

They'll really get after ya

Celebrating on the hill

FAM! Please leave your Syracuse GIFTORY requests.

Wait, what?

We beat their asses so badly, Joe went back in time.

"Exit light..."

Or maybe we are really Syracuse fans 🤔

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

You take that back!

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

I copy and paste because I am lazy. I missed and edit because I was drinking beers.

I figured that pretty quickly... But not immediately because also beers.

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Beer is bad for you. But at Scott Stadium you can get fresh and good for you Kombucha. Only $5

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

I'll have to find the time and get back but Tuten stiff arming the hell out of a uva defender

Onward and upward

6:03 left in the third

Onward and upward

You're gonna need a Part 2 on this one, lol

I would love a collage of all the times their QB got his ass kicked by our pass rush. Dude is gonna be having nightmares about our team the entire winter.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Those two roughing the passer penalties in hindsight were hilarious!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Dude is gonna be having nightmares about our team the entire winter.

He's young and had adrenaline. Tomorrow he'll hurt everywhere. And then the nightmares will come.

He may as well sleep with one eye open.

Well he's a hoo. He'll be gripping the pillow tight.

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Well, we fucking broke Jurkovec so bad he decided to be a tight end..

Looks like @BillDozer beat everyone to that.

Hoo QB tears. 3:50 to go in the third.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Here's this for the time being:

If I was at all on TikTok or at all adept at video editing for Twitter/YouTube I would absolutely make a video that started with his comments before the game and then the first time he saw one of our defenders unblocked coming to light him up with a pause and the 'it was at this moment he knew... He fucked up' voiceover

But alas, I am not

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

- 4:40 Q2 Jordan McDonald levels Colandrea.
- 0:40 Q2 Tandem air guitar after sack.
- 0:30 Q2 Nelson gets resuscitated.
- 8:00 Q4 they tried to show Drones for a stats graphic but instead found #1 Lovett sitting on the bench.

That Jordan McDonald hit might have been the hardest he took all night. Second world be the one where Payne came back and got him from behind.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

Payne was moving on that hit its like some one yelled free beer and only he heard it

I'm not sure about the Nelson one. That's where I think a teammate thought he was soaking up the feeling and decided to "play" resuscitate him, but Nelson stayed on the field because he was injured. If he had the wind knocked out of him, that "play" pressing on his chest probably didn't feel very good.

Spider. Man. Meme.

9:25ish of second quarter

UVA qb threw it into our bench and JC Price caught it

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

JC's catch was hilarious. This also happens to be the first APR roughing the passer play.

How about every time they showed colandrea with that dumb look on his face?
Wait, you can't make a giftory of the whole game can you?

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

CPR/Chest presses on Cole Nelson after his 3rd sack of the series

EDIT: 0:20 left in the 1st half

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

^^^^ THIS. ^^^^

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

Barber admitting to the world his mom was going to rag on him. Oh to be in that house tonight.

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

Haha Barber had 0 hope for UVA in that interview. It also went on way too long.

(add if applicable) /s

Random dude popping into Brooks interview as fans were storming field.

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Just after the game, Hokies drinking out of the Commonwealth Cup.

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

End of third maybe early fourth Colandrea gets decked and lays on the ground then reaches up for no one.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

4th Quarter 12:13-12:06 on the clock after the play (replay with close-up is after roughing the passer* penalty announcement)

*Super soft calling that roughing

My nomination is Payne keeping his motor to redlined at 11:50 to fight through a hold and then crush Colander from behind.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Tuten chilling with the Hokie fans in the crowd after his kickoff return, Q3 7:28

5:30 left in the 2nd after his TD - TUTEN TRAIN.GIF

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

2nd Quarter, the VT crowd celebrating the interception by #4 Mansoor Delane. The game clock was 12 min 18 secs after the interception.

Go Hokies!

I made the interception, but it was such a short crowd shot. Is there a particular reason to include it?

I just thought it was fun watching the VT fans celebrate while one UVa fan looked like he was going to be sick...😬

Go Hokies!

In case it gets overlooked in the fam thread

GIFtory requests:

Tuten jumping into the crowd at 7:28 in the third

The crowd rushing the field in Lane North

Best duos in Hokie history: Hall & Adibi, 3rd & Tyrod, Georgia & Liz

The celebrating UVa fan after the second roughing the passer penalty. It cracked me up seeing that douchebag celebrating bc it was basically the only thing for him to celebrate.

I hate rude behavior in a man. Won't tolerate it.

one click shows Wagoneer's been around TKP for 7 years. Sheesh. Everyone take a nap, have a snickers or something.

A medley of sacks.

I hope you mean QB sacks
😃

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Yes. There were many of those to choose from.

18 gifs later and the GIFTORY machine is off. Tomorrow's edition is an all-timer.

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

You're welcome. I really appreciate all the help from the squad with what they want to see.

Not Giftory worthy but there was a graphic on the screen at one point highlight Tech's success in the first half and it called out zero big plays for uva in the sub section and I LOL'd at the dig.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.