January 2024 FOOTBALL RECRUITING THREAD

Discuss and share any recruiting topics for January 2024 that don't warrant their own threads. Commits and decommits warrant their own threads.

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Errrrr....January 2023 or January 2024?

Don't stop him, he's rolling.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

Semantics

Sorry, we're still well within the grace period for putting the wrong year on stuff.

Deposit whiskey, receive wisdom.

The grace period lasts until December 31; it must be true, George Washington said it, I saw it on the internet. ;>)

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

We're still in Checkuary.

CHECKUARY (chek' yew air ee) n.The thirteenth month of the year. Begins New Year's Day and ends when a person stops absentmindedly writing the old year on his checks.

https://wizzley.com/sniglets-words-that-don-t-appear-in-a-dictionary-but...

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Could I get the definition of what a "check" is?

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

For our purposes, any form you have to write the date on.

We're close to being past all of that.

It's sort of, but not exactly, like this:

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

That's just how it feels when someone points out you don't know what year it is.

I actually dated something 2004 the other day....got the 4 right, but took a whole 20 years off it

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

You're really in trouble if you start it with a 19.

2004 = 20 years ago

Leg, but I'm pretty sure that's more than 20 years being added on.

tell that to my back

Maybe it's not the years, but the mileage.

I'm a 1975 Yugo with 575,000 miles.

And my knees

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Wait til you hear how long ago the 80s were

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Had they had one, this last year would've been my high school class' 40th reunion!

From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

I think technically last year was my 30th. I got the notice through the mail after the reunion had already been held. Apparently, it was mainly done through a facebook group that I never knew existed because I don't social media.

Last year would have been my 40th reunion too.......of my college class.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Was talking to wife the other night about a song from the early 90's and realized it was like me in the 90's talking about a song from the 60's which is wild.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

Now why do you have to go and say something like that? You just ruined my day, lol

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Let me ruin it further. If Back to the Future was made today, Marty would going back in time to.... 1994.

Just in time to catch the opening of Forrest Gump

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

O M G

I believe "great Scott" is the exclamation you were looking for

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Nailed it

Rage Against the Machine's Debut album came out in 1992 and is 32 years old now.

In 1992 if you were talking about a 32 year old album, you might have mentioned Elvis is Back!, Elvis Presley's 4th studio album.

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

I think this constantly

I didn't realize there was decent HS football near me. I work 7 min from this high school.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

QO is a Maryland powerhouse. I live in the Kentlands neighborhood across the street from the school, and they have won multiple state championships since I've been here. Top notch program. Oh, and this kid is a stud RB.

Shows you how sheltered I am! I work up the street at NIST. Even play tennis at QO high school sometimes.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

I went to Damascus and live in Germantown now - When I was in HS, we had won states like 3 of 5 years (played in the championship 4 years in a row) and got curb stomped by QO the few times we played them. IIRC, they were/are up a division from DHS due to their size.

Right around the time Clarksburg split from us was when we started getting destroyed by them

Yea! My sophomore year was the first year for Clarksburg.

I feel like I had this conversation on here before, may have been with you. I graduated from Damascus in '08.

Yea, now that you mention it, I think we have had this conversation. Haha I was '08 too.

Give me every single athlete who is named Iverson

If you're reading this mail me West End London Broil pls

Man, can you imagine if we had gotten AI to be a two sport athlete at Tech? I know it was at the same time we had Druck, but you get your best athletes on the field however you can. And he would've been a program changer a la Vick on the court playing with Ace Custis...

The option pass/end around with Druck handing off to AI would've been utterly lethal.

Not nearly as lethal as our basketball program with him though, good lord. Forget winning the NIT, that vaults us into 1/2 seed in the big dance territory.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Saw Ace Custis play in HS. He was at our rival school, Northampton High School. Him and 6'5" TJ Washington from mid 90's Hokie FB Team were banging it around in the paint. Man he could play.

You're a eastern shore guy? I spent about 7 years over there after graduating from VT

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Oh yeah. Born and raised there. From Accomac. Left in 1993 for the Air Force. Ended up in Southern Oklahoma working at an Oil and Gas Refinery. Been in Oklahoma since 1994.

I worked for Accomack Co. from '07-'13, lived in and around Onancock the whole time I was there. Wife was born and raised there. We've been in the Outer Banks for almost 10 years now, but her whole family is still there

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Dang, I visited the Accomack once...

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Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Read that as QB/FB for a second and got really excited.

That QB Lead play looking to exact some revenge for any roughing the passer penalties

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Just imagine Sam Rogers with an arm and some quickness just devastating some poor soul stuck in a one-on-one matchup.

When Over, Around, and Through are equally available and effective options regarding a linebacker.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

The oft talked about triple threat.

Edit: He can beat you with his arm, legs, and decision-making hitting that truck stick button.

Didn't Sam take a coaching position somewhere in VA?

Reach for Excellence!

VT Football: It'll get after ya!

Proud Hokie since 2004.

Hanover High School.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

He was at his alma mater, Hanover High, for a few seasons. Not sure what he's doing these days.

Edit:

The last guy we got who played QB and safety at Maury turned out pretty good for us. Just sayin'.

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

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is it stanford being on the west coast? :P

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Guess they've decided to start recruiting their conference footprint

Offer is from the Orange not the Trees.

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

Yup, and I noted in another thread that that hire is already paying recruiting dividends on the trail. However, it might be just guys he was recruiting to UGA so now they are showing him love by adding Syracuse. Time will tell if he actually puts together a strong class.

With some of the color schemes recruits have used, it's been pretty difficult to tell the color of the "S" and I've wondered who the hell it was supposed to be.

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Pssst it's Cuse

OSU looks like the only real outlier here. But I'm thinking that's not what you meant, but idk.

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Oh, that's exactly what I meant. If Pry wants him, great, but I see a top ten list like this and I read it as "5 schools that really want me, 4 schools that gave me an offer, but have other pans in the fire, and one school I really want to go to, but there's no way that offer is committable." Kind of like an aspiring engineer saying he applied to VCU, VT, NCSU, Charlotte, Clemson, and MIT.

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when people try to name drop a "fancy" school, I like to say "oh, so it's like the Virginia Tech of the Northeast".

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

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"MIT", hmph, never heard of it. Is that a 2-year school?

“These people are losing their minds. This is beautiful.”

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

#Space2VT

We could use some otherworldly athleticism on our roster!

If you're reading this mail me West End London Broil pls

Leg for the profile name.

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

So, Cuse is the new UGA? I presume that would been a bulldog sign if released a month ago.

It will be interesting how 2024 goes, but VA has a lot of talent and VT will be in the mix. Could be special. Could be a lot of near misses. Pry and Co. can prove their strategy and recruiting chops with this class.

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His Composite score is 98.10 and if the scores for the 2025 solidified today he'd be a 5-star (he's the 29th player nationally).

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

I have only been loosely keeping up with high school ball in the area, but Maury is legit. They've gotten good good here recently

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

These are the recruiting battles we need to start winning.

Deposit whiskey, receive wisdom.

I was today year's old when I learned Bucknell had a football team...

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very surprised not to see a Rutgers logo on there

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

There it is again, that big orange S. I feel like we have seen it on a lot of recruits lists where we are in the "final" group lately.

this isn't a final group for what I gather... this is listing of offers he has received

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3* DE out of Georgia

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

5* name

Every time he gets a sack they can blast AC/DC "Funderstruck"!

He put us in his Top 5 in early December.
Class of 25 DB/WR. Out of Virginia Beach.

Looks like Hokies are also recruiting his cousin, Quali Price, who is also a DB/WR but in class of 26.

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

Do we have anyone with some inside knahlij on this one?

Also, Knahlij is Power. Thus, when we receive his NLI, we need to post

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Dang, my two favorite cartoons as a kid

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

He-Man never skipped leg day. NEVER.

I hate rude behavior in a man. Won't tolerate it.

one click shows Wagoneer's been around TKP for 7 years. Sheesh. Everyone take a nap, have a snickers or something.

Beamer needs some leg days after seeing him at the Ladies basketball game the other day. Significant weight loss all around but the legs were concerning.

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

That's concerning considering that bout with throat cancer he had about 11 or 12 years ago.

sources say that girls go to cahlij to get more knahlij

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Big, if true.

I don't even care if he's any good, I want us to get him just because his name is awesome.

Deposit whiskey, receive wisdom.

Just make sure to aknahlij his mom on the official visit.

"That's it guys. Let's get out of here. That cold drink's waitin' on us, let's go." - Mike Young after win no. 300.

I'm not sure what's more surprising: Turner Ashby having one of the best football players in the country, or Turner Ashby still being named Turner Ashby.

Yep Bowen is 6'7"

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

And in that "crowd", Pry looks VERY small!

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Dang. As a TA alum, this has to be the highest rated recruit to ever come out of there.

Probably the only rated recruit

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

When I was in highschool TA had some really high profile baseball players

Danny is always open

Also true

Nick Marshman would like a word.

Is coronavirus over yet?

I have to say... I've watched this kid play. I like him. I think he has potential to be a contributor somewhere for VT. However, he isn't close to the same athlete Michael Holmes was (3* recruit from Harrisonburg High School who played with Landon Turner) and he was a touch slow for P5 football. Now, I need to caveat that statement with the fact that he ran behind the worst OL In VT's history (most likely).

This one is interesting to me.

Is coronavirus over yet?

This is interesting. I always think of that Michael Holmes Era as being right around the time our talent level dropped dramatically from Jones, Williams, Evans, Wilson to below average and borderline P5 caliber

"That's it guys. Let's get out of here. That cold drink's waitin' on us, let's go." - Mike Young after win no. 300.

Holmes was in the 2011 class. He redshirted the year David Wilson and LT3 led the running game to the Sugar Bowl where Danny Coale absolutely fucking caught the ball.

In 2012, Holmes was 3rd string, (but scored the most TDs among our RBs), behind Coleman and Gregory. The primary OL was Becton, Wang, Miller, Farris, and Painter, and as an offense, we rushed for less than 1900 yards on the season (3.7 ypa)

In 2013, Holmes was no longer on the team, and the rushing offense plummeted to less than 1600 yards on the season (3.2 ypc)

We didn't consistently start hitting over 4 ypc until 2018, until dropping to a 21st century low 3.1 ypc in 2022, bouncing back to 5.0 in 2023

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

and here is to hoping that 2021 and 2022 remain century lows

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

Okay yeah, so then my memory isn't as bad as I thought it was getting. Haha.

Thanks for this.

"That's it guys. Let's get out of here. That cold drink's waitin' on us, let's go." - Mike Young after win no. 300.

But here's my point about Holmes and Matthews. I was on the sideline at those games Holmes played in high school and to this day, outside of Chris Hart and Alex Owah (who never did anything in college), and I've seen Matthews play, there really is no comparison between the two.

Again, I think Matthews can find a spot, and the staff has shown they are excellent evaluators of talent, but those Valley District kids can be challenging to evaluate.

Is coronavirus over yet?

Anyone from the valley area period is hard to evaluate in any sport. You could have a guy that on film looks like Jerome Bettis playing against a little league team, but that's because the level of competition he was playing against was absolutely abysmal. I played with a guy that won the D3 version of the Heisman, in high school I can only remember him running the ball once in 4 years. In the bull run district there isn't one school that runs a modern passing offense, the only school that had a half way decent pass offense just had their coach of 17 years resign. Clarke county runs an inbred version of the read option that in no way translates to the college version. With all that said my girlfriend is the Athletic Trainer at Harrisonburg and said she couldn't get a good read if he was any good or not because they blew the doors off them so fast he was resting by the second half

He said give to me Roscoe

Anyone from the valley area period is hard to evaluate in any sport

This is partially true (that's why camps exist). The Valley District is a region that finds good athletes in cycles (see my original post about this subject). My sentiments remain about Holmes (and there were 4 D1 level athletes on that same team - Stiney and Beamer offered another OL when they went to see Turner and Holmes on a recruiting visit - but only two decided to play football in college), and I've been around a whole lot of high school football at various levels.

HHS isn't even fielding an entire team these days (I'm sure your GF doesn't have a great time watching those games). Their Varsity squad looks smaller and slower than some of the JV teams we had there in the past, so against HHS there really isn't much to read.

Is coronavirus over yet?

Agree.
I see you're in Woodstock so most likely a Central Falcon? If you recall a few years ago, Luray had a kid named Dalton Griffith. Dude was a stud on the football field and looked like a man amongst boys in the the valley. Couldn't believe he never got any FCS offers, I thought he was at least that caliber. Ended up as third string QB at Frostburg and is not on the current roster.

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Conversely there was a kid who played at Harrisonburg High School who was really good there... However, his only offers were from schools like JMU (1AA at the time). He ended up at JMU as a development kind of kid. Then found his way to the league with a pretty successful NFL career for Andy Reid when he was with the Eagles. You may recognize the name - Akeem Jordan.

It's really interesting to see how some of these kids pan out, or don't.

Is coronavirus over yet?

Yup, I remember Akeem.
I remember the kid from little ol Riverheads too that wound up at Pitt and got drafted into the league. Can't remember his name and too tired to look it up.

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Yeah, it's kinda crazy how some of those more "highly recruited" guys from the Valley don't necessarily pan out, but those under the radar kids do.

Sometimes it's a challenge to project for sure!

Is coronavirus over yet?

I believe you are thinking of Mike Herndon.

To quote the Brothers Osborne: "I'm Good For Some But I'm Not For Everyone"

UVA just offered as well

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Stud linebacker from Alabama, via Manassas, VA, Shawn Murphy just entered the portal.

No. 2 recruit in VA in 2022. 4 star. 0.95.

Anyone know if we have a line on this kid?

"That's it guys. Let's get out of here. That cold drink's waitin' on us, let's go." - Mike Young after win no. 300.

Pls & thx

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Pry was his primary recruiter at Penn State.

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

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"That's it guys. Let's get out of here. That cold drink's waitin' on us, let's go." - Mike Young after win no. 300.

I would throw in a few hundred toward the NIL deal

Talk about a quick fix, this would be a hell of a get.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

Dude REALLY did not want to play close to home, committed to play in Trailorhasse.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

Damn, coulda been a good one here.

We didn't tamper soon enough

(add if applicable) /s

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

Why'd we offer him twice?

I know, I know, should be in the #dadjokes thread. ;^)

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

more like the #badjokes thread amirite

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

anyone else think this was a diagram of how to motorboat?

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Jayvon Gilmore
Class of 26
Quarterback, Gaffney HS, SC
6'6 190 lbs
HUDL Profile

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

6-6 QB?

Sounds like a quality prospect at TE

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Need to get him some solid BBQ to fill out and bulk up that frame though.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

(after he adds the beef) Did you know that Logan Thomas Jayvon Gilmore is bigger than Miami's 3 starting linebackers?

And only a sophomore!

Ari Watford picks clemson

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

still plenty of time to flip him to the good guys

We'll keep an eye out for him in the portal in a couple of years.

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

Can't say I am surprised. But, lame. Would have been a massive W for Pry and honestly would have been punching above our weight if we got this guy

Virginia Tech School of Architecture Class of 2014
Fan of Hokies, Ravens, NY Giants, Orioles

Maury has not been kind since Kam

Oof, feel sorry for him

Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

Fuck Clemson

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uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

I don't know about this one.
No #sauces, but this one feels a little different. I'm usually the first one to be salty sour grapes over a top VA prospect going elsewhere but this one has a different feel to it. On3 still has us the leader even after the commitment (which I know isn't the gospel).
The gut says this isn't as cut and dry as it appears on face value.

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

My brother who married into the Clemson clan texted me shortly after this announcement to thank me for providing his team with yet another top VA recruit. I HATE, HATE, HATE, that those Klemp$oning idiots can just dip into our state and take top talent. You would think I would get used to it but seeing it over and over again is like ripping the scab off the same wound every time. We have got to get back to beating those fools on the field and in the recruiting game in order to win the conference. Or maybe just watch the ACC implode and see where we end up from there. Freaking ridiculous! I so hope they suck again this season and start to grumble about Dabo's inability to adapt to the new game and fix their problems.

VTCC '86 Delta Co., Peru Hokie, Former Naval Aviator, Former FBISA, Forever married to my VT87 girl. Go VT!

Any intel on who is visiting this weekend, or who might commit? Saw somewhere that over 20 recruits are in town, just wondering who, and what our chances are

I hate rude behavior in a man. Won't tolerate it.

one click shows Wagoneer's been around TKP for 7 years. Sheesh. Everyone take a nap, have a snickers or something.

Great article behind 247 paywall highlighting some of the kids coming. Looks to be our first big Junior Day with the past 2 weekends being smaller more intimate affairs. A bulk of our in state targets coming along with a couple from Maryland, NC, SC. Sounds like a couple of them are pretty high on us and are likely to commit to us once they are ready to announce. One player on the list who is a 5 star that insiders feel like we will get big dogged for but good to see us getting kids like that to visit IMO

Not sure that it has anything to do with this weekend. But, it the general knahlij is we most likely have someone in the boat.

Was General Knahlij in Star Wars or Star Trek?

Either way I think we have a new name to add to the TKP lexicon.

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

We'll have our chance in November.

Deposit whiskey, receive wisdom.

I definitely read his name as "Zerek Dammit" lol

I refuse to read it any other way.

Deposit whiskey, receive wisdom.

Class of 26. So a sophomore in high school at 6' 7" and 270 pounds. Good lord.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Do we really need to offer him 13 times? Seems excessive

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Good one. I award you 🧦🧦🧦.

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

In addition to the cut of his jib, I likes the sound of his town...

6-7, but that manbun is pushing 7'

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Damnit. I was originally trying to find that gif but I couldn't remember it

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

This offer really resurrected his recruitment.

Malik Clark
Class of 25
Wide Receiver (HS State Finalist in 100m/200m in track)
6'3 185 lbs
Rock Hill, South Carolina
HUDL Profile

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

boys go to Jupiter to get stupider, girls go college to get some Knahlij...

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lol, that's not a surprise... my bad. Apologies for unwittingly stealing your comment.

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Chazz: "oh yes apologies!"

*swims in turkey legs*

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

I will concede that GGC is at least 10-times wittier with the comments and he deservedly is turkey-leg royalty. I mean, if I could give him my turkey legs, I would, but that's like me giving Elon Musk one month of my salary. GGC is already drowning in those legs.

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Give them to me instead 🙂

Onward and upward

Totally agree on everything you said (seriously GGC how do you come up with this stuff?)

And my comment to you was completely TiC based on the positive response you received 😋

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

You merely adopted the shitposting. I was born in it, molded by it

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

To itrepeter: these are all far too on topic.

Thanks for that!

I'm still figuring this out.

average size of those OL recruits was 6'6" 302 lbs! That's some big high school kids. I thought I saw a couple of kids from St. Xavier here in Cincy got Tech offers, but I don't have X so not sure how I am gonna give it to ya

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

Villagrana said on the Inside the Tunnel podcast that they are actively trying to recruit more size on O and D lines. And, they definitely are backing that up with these offers.

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I don't have X so not sure how I am gonna give it to ya

What you did there, I see it

Hokies United l Ut Prosim

Yup, prior to this weekend it was a DMX reference but now it could be interpreted as a Vince McMahon reference 😬

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Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

He looks sh$t faced.

...with spirits true and faithful...

Ahhh...DMX. Haven't heard that name in a while. Fun fact: my son arranged and played on two of the songs on DMX's 'Undisputed' album released back in 2012.

Pry Signal up for a Class of '25.

Fire Whit.

Carter Stallard.

Wait, we're getting the sign stealer? Was he no longer welcome in Michigan after Harbaugh left?

/s

Shekai Mills-Knight
Class of 25
RB
6'2 210 lbs
Baylor School Chattanooga TN
Not ranked on 247
HUDL Profile

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999