Holy Schadenfreude Batman! UVa knocked out in First Four.

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"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Nah, any Hoo Humiliation (HOOmiliation?) always deserves its own thread

We haven't had this much fun since they lost to UMBC.

Still having fun with that one

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

My daughter had a cheerleading competition in UMBCs arena and they have a banner hanging commemorating that game. I got a pic of it but I'm a dumb dumb and couldn't figure out how to embed it here from my phone. None of the free upload sites were actually working that day. It's a nice little arena though.

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

They're working today, I'll bet. ;^)

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Transcript from a talk with LOLUVa fan this morning:

LOLUVa- I may need to be a little more closeted with my uva-fandom. Too many people seek me out after we fall on our faces.
me (extending an olive branch)- well, if you need to let of some steam, feel free to let loose on our crappy basketball program. We scored 2 points in 9 minutes of game time...against richmond...in Blacksburg
LOLUVa- It doesn't feel right to make fun of somebody else for shitting the bed, when there's shit in your own bed too...
me- ...I dunno. I find that seeing you guys do it brings some sunshine into whatever sports fan hell I'm in. Guess I just don't see the need to take the high road on this one
LOLUVa- Well, I don't know if there is a high road out of Blacksburg.
me- that's because taking the high road is how you get to Blacksburg. Believe me, I went there from Charlottesville.

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

taking the high road is how you get to Blacksburg

This should be your signature line now.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

I'm honestly having a really terrible week, but this SI article brought me joy.

Deposit whiskey, receive wisdom.

That is deliciously brutal.

Life is good.

Put this next to Cowherd shredding Uva football in the Hokie Happy box.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

Still scored more points than they had fans at their spring game festival

I am still struggling at one week post-op with a new titanium replacement knee and the laughter from this brought a moment of pain relief. Just a moment but that's ok.

For what it's worth, Colorado State was my second choice after Tech for undergrad. Picked VT over CSU because VT was less expensive out-of-state. Guess no matter where I go, they beat up on Virginia.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting