Most Unique CFB Game Experiences

Of course the author is a bit of an idiot and listed the wrong Head Coach Brent. Hopefully that doesn't invalidate his rankings.

Most Unique CFB Experiences

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I will never understand why the Howard's Rock thing at Clemson makes these lists. I mean, they touch a rock, what is the big deal? Its like if they included us for touching the Hokie Stone coming out of the tunnel or ND for hitting the sign.

I guess being able to run down a relatively steep hill without breaking anything should be celebrated?

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"

Looks like a blast.

Personal injury lawyers and insurance rates guarantee that we'll never get to do something like this here, sigh.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

its not even a run these days so much as a strut

I been here since day 0.

I've been at Clemson for twice for top 10 match ups (5 Clemson vs 3 FSU in 2014(?) and the rain game BYO-Guts against ND).

It does not compare to Enter Sandman. It's a loud stadium. The Clemson/FSU game was the best tailgating experience I've ever been around. But nothing in that stadium (other than the actual football 😭) compares well to VT.

Touching Hokie Stone >>>>>>> touching a doorstop.

Yes, Howard's Rock was used as a friggin' doorstop for years, and the coach wanted it thrown out before a booster snagged it and put it on a pedestal. It's literally the dumbest fucking tradition in all of sports. 🙄

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

It's literally the dumbest fucking tradition in all of sports. 🙄

Honestly i think the "you can't do that" chant after a penalty or flag is the worst. But it's not a specific "tradition" as much as it is something stupid drunk people do

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Really? I kinda love it.

I hate chanting 'over-rated!' Because it makes the current accomplishment lesser.

The "over rated" chant has been overused and become cliche thanks solely to Notre Dame

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

You CAN do that, because they just DID. It incurs a penalty, or a foul is called or whatever. These things are all part of the game and happen frequently!

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Uh, when the offending team is penalized it pretty much proves that they, in fact, CAN'T do that.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

No you can do it, you just get penalized for it. Sometime, not only CAN you do it, but you SHOULD do it -- taking the foul or the penalty is sometimes the smart play!!!!!!

Idiot morons chanting YOU CAN'T DO THAT when opposing db absolutely mercs our wide receiver for a 15 yard penalty on a deep ball that would have been an easy peasy six.... Smh my head all day

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

tactical fouling exists!!!!!!

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

To be fair, I think some things are better for the chant than others. 12 men on the field, kicking an onside kick backwards, sending 3 people in motion, a LT with knee braces on trying to score a TD against a corner. Things you simply can't do- by rule. YOur point about smart fouling is legit. But the spirit of the chant is for more straightfoward rules, IMO.

FFS!!!

I don't know if that's the dumbest chant, but this is definitely the dumbest fucking argument. Enjoy your day.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Yeah but saying YOU CANT DO THAT WITHOUT POTENTIALLY INCURING A PENTALY simply does not have the same ring to it IMO

you just have to get the cadence right:
YOU CAN'T DO THAT clap clap clapclapclap
WITHOUT POTENT clap clap clapclapclap
CHIALLY INCURING clap clap clapclapclap
A PENALTY clap clap clapclapclap

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I'd be OK if we could develop a long, ongoing song/chant similar to what European soccer achieves. But I understand with so many breaks in the game it doesn't make sense.

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

like ten german bombers? [ducks]

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Well, we didn't give up when they attacked Pearl Harbor.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

YOU SHOULD NOT DO THAT!
POTENTIAL INFRACTION HERE!
BEEP-BEEP-BEEP.....BACK UP!

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

Beeping as the ref walks the ball backwards is great but only works when you're on defense

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Have fun being the only one that cares

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Thank the cameron crazies. they started the "you can't do that" chant.

"thank" isnt exactly the word i'd use

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Now this actually does make me like the chant less

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Maybe it should be, "You shouldn't do that!"

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

Why are we not discussing how idiotic the "bus ride around the stadium" is? The program's got infinite money and can't plan out/build/renovate a better located locker room?

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

Amen- and talk about waste... there are like 6 tour busses needed to drive less than a mile. moronic

Forgive my swiss cheese of a memory, but I remember a trip there and the Hokies standing on the field taunting and waving Clemson down to the field as they gathered to touch their rock, and then beating them that day. It was a big deal to me then, but the decades begin to blur for me as I try to pin it down.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

1986. My freshman year. We weren't even on campus yet, as Tech was on quarters back then and started later than other schools.

Two years later, in 1988, I followed the team down to Clemson and watched them wave the Tigers down the hill again. Clemson pounded us that time!

Said this the last time a list like this was posted here, how is the Iowa wave not #1 on any list like this? Only reason it should ever not be #1 is if they don't count it because it's unfair for any other tradition to compete with it.

Sort of like asking a group of college kids to play against the best professionals in the world. It worked once in 1980, but not since.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

The Iowa wave to the kids in that hospital is #1. VT Enter Sandman is #2. It's decided.

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Yeah I don't understand it, it's literally about kids with cancer, you cant beat kids with cancer, it's just wrong, I mean beating kids is wrong in general no matter how much those little shits deserve it, but just lay of the kids with cancer.

#3 Penn State Whiteout - they all wear white (wow!!!! \s) how could anyone ever duplicate that experience?
Wisconsin Jump Around - its actually pretty fun
Texas State Fair has deep fried butter on a stick....not sure how you top that in terms of "unique"
Sunset at the Rose Bowl --> its pretty weird how the Rose Bowl is just basically sitting in the middle of a residential area. I can say sunrise around that time is beautiful and very serene. I can totally see how sunset would be a cool experience

Re: Penn State - You see the not knowing which section, not caring which section, and just refusal to wear the color of the stripe when we try to stripe Lane with orange and maroon...not saying it's list worthy, but getting 100,000 people to all wear the same color is something.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Penn State also wears blue jerseys for the "white out". Why? because Penn State wears blue jerseys at home, period. They don't play pajama dress up like VT football does.

I would honestly rate seeing Touchdown Jesus above all three of those at Notre Dame.

LOLUVA would need to be on this list as it is related to "uniqueness". I mean, where else can you go expecting a football game and you get a pillow fight inside of a library?? Pretty unique if you ask me.

Is coronavirus over yet?

UVA surrender Cobra is something to see at their home in Lane North.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Nah man, nothing beats the LOLUVa Devastated Drape

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

It's the pat on the back from mommy that does it for me.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

The Droop of Discontent?

The Dangle of Disappointment?

The Boo Hoo Hoo?

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

The Flop of Failure

The Posture of Pretentiousness

The Limpness of Loserville

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

The Cavalier Collapse?

The Wahoo Wahhh?

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"

THE GREAT FAIL-BINO!

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

To the tune of Kung Fu Fighting:

Everyone is Cavalier Whining

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

The Zima Weep.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Caruthers hides his cravat.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Guys, it's the UVa Drape of Despair

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Draping douchebags?

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