Hatin' on - Clark Lea

Can't believe Monday of game week is almost over and we have not started a Hatin' on thread yet.

Do your worst TKP!!!

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Clark Lea has a male cat named Fancy.

Clark Lea doesn't support Dolly Parton's charity, Imagination Library.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Clark Lea was great as NoHo Hank in the show Barry

Clark Lea right before APR decleats Pavia on the first play

If you're reading this mail me West End London Broil pls

oooooh, this one is choice

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Clark Lea is a last name and a girls name

This one hits me hard LOL

Don't feel too bad, Leslie.

Did I get it right? Total stab in the dark.

you did

What's the Mega Millions up to right now?

Silly going on ridiculous.

Hang on, the spreadsheet is around here somewhere....

Clark Lea is worried about a possible "Foe"-rensics post this week because he knows those are a killer for VT opponents.

(just trying to will this into happening)

There's nothing to will.

Basically the only article I will re-read. Why is there no lot 18 appearances? Is this actually AI written?

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Clark Lea needs Coach Kill to vouch for him to get into practice, as no-one knows who he is.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Clark Lea believes they should have modeled their renovation after UNC's.

Clark Lea thinks Florida State is too good for the ACC and should be in the SEC.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Clark Lea would recommend AGAINST allowing ACC teams into the SEC.

Clark Lea doesn't even know who Clark Lea is.

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"

Clark Lea named his kids meadow, field, and grass.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Clark Lea named his kids Bear, Ginger & Facetious.

He was right about one of them, but it's impolite to say which.

Clark Lea's burner account is clea.

His gamer tag is Gonorclea

More accurate than his given name.

Clark Lea can't grow a Beard.

Maybe he can, but I have seen no pictures of him with one, so I will assume he can't.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Clark Lea is a beard.

Clark Lea actually DOES have one more question 2 minutes before the zoom meeting ends

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Clark Lea knows we're almost at time, but if you don't have a hard stop, would love if you could stick around for a few more questions.

Clark Lea waits for the supervisor to step out of the meeting to say, "to piggyback off of what the supervisor said..."

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Clark Lea wishes every year was an election year because of political ads.

He really likes getting a lot of texts.

He can have mine. Said this before, but in a prior election, my voting strategy became to vote party line for the major political party that sent me fewer unsolicited texts calling me Larry (which is not my name), thanking me for signing up with them (which I did not do) and asking me to vote for/attend a rally for/give money to [insert whoever they are asking me to vote for/attend a rally for/give money to]. And, more often than not, the person they were asking me to vote for/attend a rally for/give money to was not running in the state that I live in.

Come to think of it, Clark Lea sends unsolicited political texts addressed to Larry to people who are not named Larry.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Amen on the political ads by email and text- out of state races; addressed to wrong name; spamming multiple from same folks; and (even more irritating- cause being in the trans community, they assume I'm more liberal/leftist when I'm actually Christian. Libertarian/conservative)- I hate HATE identity group politics(assuming everyone sharing some characteristic must have same views on everything) whether its lgbt/racial/gender/religion, anything- we are each individuals and have right to hold whatever view we want on things. AND the duty to tolerate others' opinions that may differ.

From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

Like his brother Daryl, and even his other brother Daryl.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Clark Lea sounds like the worst adverb

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Clark Lea sounds like an unfinished sent...

Clarke Lea plays Dionne Warwick's greatest hits on loop during practice to get the team hyped up.

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Clark Lea refers to himself as "The Shark" hoping it'll catch on.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Clarke Lea only wipes with corn cobs

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Clark Lea order his chicken sandwiches Nashville Mild because he doesn't like spicy food.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Clark Lea tells everyone at parties that he once did an NYT Tuesday crossword in 9:37, frequently calling himself a sub-tenner

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

frequently calling himself a sub-tenner

They all agree that he is. Just not in the way he means.

Clark Lea thinks Luke Bryan is real country .

Is coronavirus over yet?

Clark Lea is excited that Vandy has a chance to finish not 14th place the SEC

Clark Lea thinks his political opponent is the anti-christ and Hitler's lovechild and needs YOU to donate at least $5 with a 4x match by midnight tonight or else we'll skip straight to WW9.

And will remind you after to also donate to Vanderbilt's NIL collective so they can hope to win 5 games next year.

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

Anytime I hear the name Clark(e) I think of...

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan


Clark Lea is fucking ten ply bud.

Clark Lea is a degen and also doesn't think Bonnie McMurray is much to look at.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Clark Lea thinks the Grand Ole Opry is a karaoke bar.

I seldom speak to loluva grads, but when I do, I tell them I want large fries.

Clarke Lea believes with his whole heart that "it just means more" and that 7 SEC wins in 7 years is right on schedule.

Go Hokies!

Clark Lea thinks that the NCAA has done a good job of handling the changing landscape of college football and the ESPN doesn't have enough influence on the sport as a whole.

He said give to me Roscoe

Clark Lea asks the band in a Broadway St. honky tonk "Do you know any Greta Van Fleet?"

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

Clark is so stupid that if his arms and legs did fall off,....they wouldnt go anywhere.

I hate rude behavior in a man. Won't tolerate it.

one click shows Wagoneer's been around TKP for 7 years. Sheesh. Everyone take a nap, have a snickers or something.

Clark Lea drives a 1996 Acura Integra and parks at an angle taking up 4 spots so nobody can park near him and ding his doors

Onward and upward

Clark Lea does not replace his ball marks on the green.

He also walks over your line just before you putt

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

And stands behind the hole in your line of sight.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

This is probably all after driving his cart up right to the fringe of the green....

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Ya know, I REALLY should get my mind out of the gutter.....

From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

Please don't, that's part of the beauty of it all

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Clark Lea aim points every single putt, no matter the length or that's it's for a quad

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

I love golf. I belong to a club and play as often as I can. I fucking hate other golfers though for the most part. Aim point guy is alive and well. Often paired with boom box guy and order exotic cocktails at the turn guy.

Dude, me and you HAVE to play a round sometime

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Clark Lea pumps his players up by playing the Commodores in the locker room.

Clark Lea thinks that Joe Rogan's comedy special on Netflix is funny.

Call Rake is his gamer name in Princess Peach Showtime.

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

Clark Lea puts ketchup on his ice cream because ketchup goes with everything

Onward and upward

Clark Lea refers to their stadium as "The Biltmost Estate"

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

Clark Lea makes his staff use Commodore 64s because he thinks they are school issued computers.

"We were still ass, but, you know we weren't that bad" - Tobi Lawal

Clark Lea thinks Vanderbilt should be in the playoff due to the SEC schedule and eight quality losses each year.

Clark Lea eats all the raisins and M&Ms of the trail mix, but never the nuts or seeds.

🦃 🦃 🦃

the real hatin' on here is that Clark Lea likes raisins

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Clark Lea earned her spot in the WNBA - no point in being hateful now just because refs ignored her fouls in an early non-con game against VT in Charlotte.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Clark Lea likes to go fishing with Pat Narduzzi.

JP

I'm guessing they focus on saltwater.

Clark Lea wears sandals in the winter.

While on vacation in Vancouver

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

With toe socks

Onward and upward

Clark Lea has his kids blow a bosun's whistle every time he comes in the front door

Lets GO!!!!

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

Admiral Boom's House from Mary Poppins is my retirement goal.

Especially if I can annoy some HOA board members, too. 😂

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

One of the neighbors on Happy Hollow must have a cannon. When he fires it, my entire house vibrates. Either that or he is digging to china with a lot of explosives.

Clark Lea reports neighbors to the HOA when they fly Univ of Tenn flags for violating the HOA rules on decorations that employ garish colors.

Lets GO!!!!

.... He's not wrong. Tennessee orange is puke

Onward and upward

Every neighbor should be allowed to celebrate the college team of their choice.

Even if that team has ugly colors.

*Please limit to one flag per yard, with the exception of in-state rivalries represented in the same household.

Clark Lea thinks snitching on neighbors to the HOA board is a responsibility of every HOA member.

Clarkly thinks Vanderbilt is a legitimate SEC program

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin