Babcock says #Hokies, in collaboration with multimedia partner @PlayflySports, hope to soon sell corporate logo(s) on the field at Lane Stadium to drive new revenue. https://t.co/2pH6Aoc00C— David Teel (@ByDavidTeel) September 10, 2024
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Spurtle or something related to the blue pill?
The epidemic of dick pill ads we are witnessing is getting out of hand.
At least the spurtle thing was funny.
Those not in the know might think these are actually related.
Step 1) Sell blue pill ad space every 5 yards getting progressively more excited towards the endzone.
Step 2) ???
Step 3) profit.
BlueChew ads at the endzones saying "Stick it In!"
I know they have requirements within the messaging of their ads due to Pharma but if I was BlueChew, knowing I have the ad space during a VT game, shoot a beautiful montage of a Hokie adult couple experiencing gameday set to a remixed "Stick It In!" chant. At least it would get some buzz...literally?
Brilliant. We have to funnel dick pill money in to pay the bills now, let's go! /s
the NIL war chest could go from six to midnight!
NIL. Now....Its Longer!!!
The red man with the clock should stand right on the new advertising during the ad to really make the point that college football sucks now.
The BlueChew™️ Diamond Hokies Club Section
No seats though. They have to stand upright the entire time.
If you stand erect for 4 hours, consult a doctor.
Likely a cardiologist cuz at 4 hours we are probably hitting overtime.
Have to pay players millions in NIL. This is necessary.
Carol Lee Donuts.
Southern Xposure Amateur Night already has a deposit down.
All the hashes between the goal line and 20 yard line are painted to look like bacon strips in the Smithfield Sizzle Zone
My guess is Atlantic Union, Smithfield, or Coke.
Smithfield could just make the endzones giant bacon strips.
Edit - should've read the new comments above here. Early drinking!
I hate it. We already have to look at enough
shitoffense on the field.I'm so fucking sick of advertising everywhere.🤷🏿♂️
It's the American way!
And if you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day and do it really half-assed!!
Quiet quitting is all the rage.
To be fair, it's significantly more blatant in European sports.
plastered across the chest of every footballer
Well, everything else is monetized.
Please avoid making the field blue.
How about alternate 10 yard bands of orange and maroon?
We need to take up a collection to buy an on-field ad, and have this spray-painted on the field.
Give me Daniel L Crandall, Esq. or give me death!
Not the Turk?
WE HAVE AN NIL SETTLEMENT AND WE NEED CASH NOW
One of the best comment sections in recent memory. Bravo everyone [insert wolf of wall street clapping gif]