Hatin' On: Ricky Rahne

Ricky Rahne thinks a 17-point margin makes for a two-score football game

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Ricky Rahne thinks Tyler Bowen's play calling is worse in the second half than in the first.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Ricky Rahne personally manages ODU's elevator maintenance

For fire safety, there have to be stairs that go up to the press box; hope our staff uses them...

From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

The sunbelt hosts 4 total P4 teams this year. Ricky Rahne can thank fucking asshole John Beilen that we are one of those.

Ricky Rahne does not understand why TKP Hatin on threads year after year don't understand how to pronounce his name.

It's pronounced "Kevin".

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

RIcky Rahne has diarrhea. He calls it "getting the Rahns".

I hate rude behavior in a man. Won't tolerate it.

one click shows Wagoneer's been around TKP for 7 years. Sheesh. Everyone take a nap, have a snickers or something.

Ricky Rahne is about to debut his new hype video, entitled "Nobody Rahns on ODU."

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

Ricky Rahne puts a Carolina Squat on every vehicle he owns.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

including his lawn mower

Onward and upward

Ricky Rahne wishes he could have a poor man's Trace McSorley.

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Ricky Rahne is going to make his entire family watch the Trump-Harris debate.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Ricky Rahne is 44 and still believes Santa is real.

What are you implying there...

...what are you implying here?

Ricky Rahne thinks if you ain't first, you're last...

Reach for Excellence!

VT Football: It'll get after ya!

Proud Hokie since 2004.

Ricky Rahne walks into rooms and spontaneously bursts into singing 🎡 purple me, purple me! 🎢

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Ricky Rahne still hasn't decided if he wants to go by Ricky, or Ronnie.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

it's totally not his fault, but I'm currently going to blame him for the death of James Earl Jones today, damn it!

damn you Ricky!

Ricky Rahne thinks I didn't achieve perfection last year, and that I need to do this again.

Ricky Rahne doesn't think Simone Biles's performances at the Olympics have been all that impressive.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Ricky Rahne mails recruits letters that just say "OD You!"

This will never, ever get old.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

"Too soon".
- The Opioid Epidemic

"Nah, Hold my beer-"
- F'n Ricky Rahne

Ricky Rahne thinks that playing VT every year is a bit much and doesn't understand why ODU agreed. He think VT is much better off playing Liberty.

Rocky Raccoon called and wants his initials back.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

So did Ronald Reagan, Ryan Reynolds, Robert Redford, Ronda Rousey, Rebecca Romijn, Rob Reiner, Rick Riordan, Ray Romano, Rene Russo, Randy Rhoads, Robin Roberts, Rachael Ray, Roy Rogers, Ray Rice, Richard Roundtree, Rudy Ruettiger, Rex Ryan, Rick Rossovitch, Ron Rivera, Rikki Rockett, Richie Rich, Rob Ryan, Riki Rachtman, and Rich Rodriguez. George R. R. Martin also wants his middle initials back.





"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

That montage has convinced me of one thing:

RR looks better on women.

Ricky Rahne is a fan of saying "I'm going to make it Rahne !"

Let's just hope it's ODU tears this week.

Ricky Rahne still hates alliteration.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Ricky Rahne insists on driving with two feet. Even though his Prius is automatic.

Onward and upward

Ricky Ronnie is a bollard.

And a bellend.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Ricky Rahen thinks that the new seats in lane were an excellent and doesn't understand why people are complaining. He also thinks that Parker Clement would make an excellent addition to his team.

He said give to me Roscoe

Well, in fairness, there are probably a lot of people on TKP that wish Parker Clement would join ODU.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

and the second he does he'd play like an AA

Ricky Rahne thinks all the preseason hype was legit and he is looking to upset a top 10 team.

Ricky wonders why his team wasn't also ranked pre-season top 10 since they're currently 0-2 just like FSU

Ricky Rahne should leave ODU and come be our offensive coordinator, but he refuses, because he prefers the discography of Megadeth over that of Metallica.

Ricky Rahne is to good coaching what an
OSHA recordable is to a Megadeath.

"Rust in Peace" is the greatest thrash metal album of all time. Fight me.

-Ricky Rahne

Deposit whiskey, receive wisdom.

Ricky Rahne is all-in on pumpkin spice even though its early September. Pumpkin lattes, pumpkin candles, pumpkin beers, pumpkin soup, pumpkin bread. All at once.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Ricky Rahne starts getting that itch in late August tbh

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

true, just hard to procure at the store. He's resorted to growing his own staring over Memorial Day weekend.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Ricky Rahne thinks that my friend's wife who decorated for Halloween on August 8th was a few weeks late with getting festive

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Truly. He's done by July 5!

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

He recycles and upcycles his Easter eggs into Halloween decorations.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

I heard he never takes them down.

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Ricky Rahne cries more on the sideline than Ronny "Spuds" Dobbs when he strikes out in the wildly popular, criminally underrated Backyard Baseball computer game series.

Go Hokies!

Ricky Rahne thinks Annie Fraser was the best player in the game.

Loved running this squad. Speed kills.
1. Luanne Lui (C)
2. Pete Wheeler (LF)
3. Pablo Sanchez (SS)
4. Keisha Phillips (1B)
5. Achmed Khan (CF)
6. Angela Delvecchio (P)
7. Sydney Webber (2B)
8. Ashley Webber (3B)
9. Dante Robinson (RF)

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

Not enough fire emojis or turkey legs on the planet for this one bro! Pablo Sanchez, obvious GOAT candidate. Pete Wheeler, sneaky underrated hitter to go with his blazing speed. Lots to love about this line up, I'm impressed.

Go Hokies!

Ricky Rahne thinks that 'A league of their own' is the best movie about baseball ever made.

He also thinks that 'Rocky Racoon' is the best Beatles song ever.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Ricky Rahne prefers the Disney live-action remakes.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Ricky Rahne intercepts a mailed check, "washes" it, and writes it to himself for $275K.....

I hate people.

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

That elevator shot was intentional, right?

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

I started watching and I was like "I don't get it? It's downtown Nor..... Oh you fuckers!"

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

as my daughter would say: " I can see your belly button"

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

I really, really wish we could. But I just don't think we can. I hope we win. The fact that I have 0 confidence that we actually will win speaks volumes about where VT is as a program. Just sayin'. We ain't where we should be.

Onward and upward