Didnt see a post from GGC and we're running out of time, so I fiigured Id start one....
Greg Schiano chops wood with a banana.
Greg Schiano can kiss my ass 'cause as a NJ taxpayer, I pay his salary.
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Greg Schiano thought that he was the head coach of Tennessee because he had earned it.
Came here to make Tennessee joke. Am too late.
Greg Schiano did this.
Greg Schiano tries to defend the victory formation
Greg Schiano doesn't even go here.
Greg Schiano refuses to accept that the Cybertruck is total garbage.
Greg Schiano fell for the Parker Clements is open fake.
Greg Schiano thought that Ray Rice was a high character guy.
Greg Schiano thinks GGC is responsible for these posts, but Topher knows otherwise!
Just pickin up the slack when you're too busy shutting down 5 metallica threads!🤪
and spending all day thinking it's friday
Greg Schiano pronounces his name differently depending on which school he's at.
I thought it sounded like Shine - ola.
... because we can't tell him from...
Oh, yeah, I see it now.
When I glance at his last name in all caps for whatever reason my brain pronounces his name as this and I achieve the following visual in my head
Edit: not pronounced "No Drip" but Shamwo. I after viewing my post. I figured it needed explanation.
Greg Schiano always thought that product was kind of a sham.
edit: Greg Schiano asks if you understood this joke because you didn't laugh.
Nailed it. LOL. But, I'm telling the truth. It's what I see in my head and say to myself when I see his name. No explanation, there's no connection and makes zero sense.
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Greg Schiano has no idea why everyone makes jokes about the name SHI Stadium. He gets very upset when he tries to call it the SHI House in an effort to emulate conference brethren Michigan and everyone laughs
Hey now....don't make me not like you (cause I did)
I apologize topher. It's been a long day and I should have known better. I'll strike my statement and give it another try when my brain is working
I'ts all good buddy-
Boooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Hey my only target is the coach. If hokies get caught in the crossfire I am doing it wrong
Greg Schiano agrees that you can't make a tomlette without breaking some Gregs
Greg Schiano thinks the broadcast crew in Norfolk last week did a perfectly cromulent job.
You're being extremely truculent.
Greg Schiano anagrams to:
He gags on Ric
Greg Schiano makes you spend 3 days away from your family by scheduling a 3 day meeting for the entire US-based staff at a remote location during the busiest time of the year when clients are trying to use up their budget and claims the meeting will have "Lots of team building and FUN!"
Greg Schiano sets Friday afternoon deadlines when many of the people in the office don't work on Friday afternoons.
Greg Schiano forces you to go fully commission based pay after deciding to "see what would happen if I stopped advertising" and wondering why we suddenly have no business. Fuck you
DougGreg Schiano!(Anyone hiring around Raleigh...)
I feel for you. See my post above. We were bought by private equity. I feel like I'm living in a live action Dilbert strip now.
Feel you here. I've worked for two private equity owned companies now, and it did not end well for me in either case.
Yes- they are in the money business- not YOUR business. Their goal is to sell you again- as fast as possible. So by definition, you will be "demoted" when you are brought by a bigger company- or let go.
Sorry to hear that. I hope a better opportunity comes your way soon.
greg schiano knew.
Greg Schiano thinks Newark is the best airport in the country.
Oh man. For anyone living in NJ, you know how brutal that statement is!
I've only flown through a handful of times, every time I'm just thankful I finally got out - usually 24 hours later than expected.
I think there are people that have been living in there in perpetual delayed flight status since it opened in 1928
So this is where they are going to film the sequel to the Tom Hanks movie "The Terminal"?
It has been forty years since I flew out of Newark. Might need to be another 40 before I try again.
Pretty standard Newark delay where are you trying to fly too?
In fairness, as bad and grungy as Newark Airport is, in terms of delays, it has nothing on O'Hare. I once commented that if the wind blows anywhere in the world, flights are delayed at O'Hare. Kind of the same with Amtrak along the whole Philly-to-Boston corridor.
Greg Schiano thinks Amtrak operates like a well-oiled machine.
Funny enough my last debacle with Newark involved changing my return flight just to get out of NJ/NY - where I had been stuck for 2 days over a 9/11 anniversary and the and then AmTraking to Savannah. The AmTrak portion was quite enjoyable though I know that's different in the North East.
Connected through Newark on the way back from our honeymoon. Experience included a 20 minute walk outside between terminals and the worst gyro I've ever had in my life. Disastrous airport.
I have only flown through Newark once (last May) and yes the flight ended up getting delayed and messed up my connection.
On another note I flew into LaGuardia last year for the first time in about 20 years, and boy has that place changed.
Carpet still worn through and paint peeling off the walls? That is what it looked like when I was last there.
It has been completely remodeled. It actually looks like a modern airport now.
Not like I fly a ton but I've never actually been delayed out of newark. And it's super convenient for me because it's 5 minutes from my office so I can park at my office and have somebody run us over to the airport and vice versa.
Of the people who fly out of Newark (or really anywhere), there are two kinds:
Those who have been delayed, and those who are going to be.
Greg Schiano buys his baby oil bottles by the thousands because he thinks it makes his players play faster.
Greg Schwann wonders how many babies you have to squeeze to fill a bottle of baby oil.
Greg Schiano chops his morning wood.
...and meows like a kitten while doing it
Greg Schiano gave the entire Bucs organization a staph infection and then made them keep practicing.
They called it a staff infection.
Greg Schiano thinks both Pat's and Geno's have the best cheesesteaks on the East Coast and always gets 2 of each on his weekly trip to Cheesesteak Vegas.
Gooey Louies for the Cheesesteak win. Pat's and Geno's are absolute crap. I'm actually going in to Phiily tonight for the ELO concert.
Greg Schiano counts all the letters in his last name on 1 hand.
Greg Schiano thinks Corey Moore is a pussy.
I hope he sees many pussy touchdowns this weekend.
Greg Schiano thinks the title of this thread should be edited to "Hatin' on Newark Airport'.
As a reward for a big Saturday win, Greg Schiano lets his staff wear jeans to work on Sunday.
Greg Schiano thinks every design you give him needs a little more POP. Then after 12 redesigns he decides he likes the first concept.
Greg Schiano dreams about someday becoming the best D1 coach in New Jersey.