This one is personal for me, as I grew up in Atlanta in a Georgia Tech family. I'm sick of ceding "Tech" to my family. WE MUST TAKE THE NAME TECH BACK!
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Brent Key thinks spitting sunflower shells on the green is ok since there's so many leaves around this time of year.
Don't forget- he's always trying to steal your tees.
And he doesn't tip the beer cart.
"Why would I tip the beer cart? Shouldn't it be upright?"
-Brent Key
...only if it's shaped like a cow.
Brent Key thinks "beer cart tipping" is a pastime of the elite
Brent Key repeatedly searches for his own name on Google trying to stop the results from suggesting he search for Brent Pry instead.
Our Brent > Their Brent
Brent thinks they should go by the full name of Georgia Institute of Technology or the shortened GIT because it sounds more pretentious than [State Name] Tech. You know, be more like MIT, not some podunk land grant school.
*stating this as a current GT student*
Brent Key is upset that I refuse to root for GT this weekend or wish them any kind of success.
Kick rocks, Key. Hokie Fandom till I die
You deserve this.
This is the way.
Brent Key's given name was actually Stewart but he changed it to Brent to be more like other Brents in the industry
The Battle of the Brent-Techs just doesn't sound right.
Brent Key drives an AMC pacer for the swag factor and insists all his recruits get a pic in front of it.
Brent Key thinks the Key Play is named after him.
Brent thinks he deserves royalties from Joe as he believes he's been a Key factor in the sites success.
Brent Key can't tell the difference between a raven and a crow.
Funny story. When in St. Andrews, we asked one of the caddies if the black birds around were crows or ravens. "Neither!!!!" All of us were kinda shocked as we walked another 20 yards without a word. Then one of us chimes up and says, "Well, what IS it then?" "They are Rooks." Ah....
You can tell because they only move forward,backward, or sideways. Never diagonally.
Brent Key thinks he can use his job at Tech as a stepping stone to coach at Texas A&M, but he isn't cool enough to try and go by Buzz.
Brent Key thinks he's an island south of mainland FL.
Dammit. I just came here to post this.
Take your leg.
Bent Key is where you take a right to get to Key West.
Brent Key thinks he's related to Vtkey.
Brent Key should be so lucky!
Brent Key tells people that his Great Great Great Great Great Great uncle was Francis Scott Key, and therefore he is part owner of the national anthem and everybody should salute him while it's playing.
There's a Key Bridge joke about that "signature win" over FSU to start the season in there somewhere
Brent Key doesn't return his shopping cart and leaves it in the middle of the parking space.
I have it on good authority that his first name originally did not have an "r" but after high school, he changed it so he could finally fit in.
The dad joke thread is that way
Brent Key is a bollard.
Brent Key is an adult who says skibidi.
Brent Key doesnt want the public to know his thoughts on Enter Sandman
Okay, that was just fucking weird.
lots of weird. That seductive little sidewink at someone to his right at the beginning of the video - the "uh uh uh"s and the fake remote to (presumably) turn off the questions?
My read is that he had a session with the media, fulfilling his media duties, which had ended and after it ended someone in the media section piped up with a bonus question and Key's general response is "too late, you had your chance, I'm done with this part of the program"
Brent Key : Justin Fuente :: Ron Mexico : Michael Vick
Conspiracy confirmed!
Brent Key eats urinal cakes
Yet another reason to join team pie.
Brent Key eats urinal pies
Brent Key leaves his yeti in your car, in an open south Florida parking lot, with milk in it, and damn near does laughing when you discover the act....
My child is an absolute menace sometimes...
I used to have people comment on why I occasionally had a sippy cup partially filled with milk in the office fridge. Coincidentally, all of those who asked about it were childless.
I know the feeling. Now that this particular child is 6, it's those apple sauce squeeze pouches...
Brent Key eats his boogers on the sidelines and when he gets caught on camera denies it ever happened.
Brent Keys thinks the Hokie fans shaking their keys on 3rd down are cheering for him.
Related to my post on last week's 'in-stadium' experience- Brent Key is trying to bribe VT stadium announcer to call EVERY play of the game a "key play".
Brent Key thinks Terry Bradshaw delivers the best highlights of all the FOX crew.
Brent Key thinks John Madden had insightful commentary and in depth analysis when he broadcasted games.
Brent Key looks like the guy who cuts your lawn, but doesn't do such a great job.
But you keep feeling sorry for him so you always decide to give him just one more chance...
Weed whacks the flowers in the flower beds. Kills the shrubs by spraying too much herbicide. Spreads cheap grass seed full of weed seed everywhere, including the flower beds. Over prunes the trees at the wrong time of year. Digs a moat around the paving with the edge trimmer. Cuts the grass when it has not rained for two weeks. Does not come when it has rained and the grass is 8" high. When finally he finally does come he leaves the clippings piled in the yard. Yeah, he does look like that guy.
This sounds VERY specific, lol.
Actually a huge source amusement for us. Not sure what that says about us. Or neighbor famously cuts cost on everything, and gets what he pays for. The husband always "has a guy" that will do it for less, and the wife always bitches publicly about what a crappy job his "guy" does. Lawn service, pool installer, deck rebuilder, shed builder, etc. The lawn one is annoying because the weeds are always spreading to our yard. The shed because we have to look at the mismatched finishes. The cracked concrete drive and watching them try to get red clay out of the pool after a heavy rain may be sadistic enjoyment. They started on the deck this spring and it is still not finished. Brent Key does look like one of his "guys".
I am friends with 2 guys that have/make plenty of money. They are cheap because they seriously do it as a game. They love the how little money can I spend game. And it is a game, and when I have to interact in it, it annoying AF. On a number of times I have picked up the whole tab for me and a top flight dental surgeons dinner or drinks just to avoid the splitting check nonsense he insists on. Can't buy ME a beer godforbid on his 600K annual salary. Other friend got us an air BNB one time- he is a high level defense consultant with 300 people under him. He went to the grocery store to buy some coffee, chips, pretzels and 100% sent me a venmo request for 60 dollars. Drives me fucking crazy.
I read an article on this once. Apparently it's a result of feeling alienated due to their hightened status as a result of their income. They don't want to feel taken advantage of because of their money so they are super on top of keeping everything "equal".
Now I call bs on that, to your point it's not hard to buy your buddy a beer. And they wouldn't feel it one bit. At the end of the day, greed is greed
My thing is that I don't hesitate to buy them a beer, etc. But when it comes back around its fucking ridiculous and awkward- yeah just the one beer thanks... As I am standing next to them at a bar. My dental surgeon friend would be in front of me at chipotle and not buy mine- I do "OK" as well- but I would buy his in a heartbeat. Its a game to them.
I don't tend to buy "rounds of shots" in a group 'cause while I make decent money, paying $30 for a round of 4 drinks is too much for me(I drink Bud light because for myself I'm thrifty and will also get jello shots cause they are $1 apiece) I WILL get a bucket of 20 jello shots and share/offer them freely at the club I go dancing at most weekends. It's a great ice breaker to ask someone if they'd like a free jello shot. And at least every 3rd or 4th time at the club, I randomly pay for a drink for the person in front of me or in back of me in the line at the bar. It's interesting since I've fully been myself, I do occasionally get people(guys and girls) that buy me a drink(last weekend I had one guy buy me two beers, and a girl bought me a beer and a lemon drop shooter)- but never because I asked or gave any indication that I was "trolling for free drinks". I hate seeing girls who will flirt just to get free drinks- even bragging abut doing so.
And it's not that I'm not generous in general. Anyone who stops by our "drinking backgammon" tailgates is offered a beer (or three)- and I just pulled money from my 401k to help a young couple pay for a lawyer(they needed someone better than the legal aid lawyer) for some legal issues they are facing (they could use all the prayers they can get as they are expecting their fourth child and can't afford to lose either one's income by having to spend any time in jail).
But yes overall, I don't "keep track" of anytime I pay for the meal or drinks out-most of my friends will say "I'll get it the next time" and do so. Those who continually end up "mooching " tend to be fair-weather friends who fade away over time.
There is a difference between being smart with money, fair, even thrifty and being "cheap". Cheap is what I can not stand. Cheap is cancelling an electric service only to have your basement flood because you brought the sumppump without the battery backup... double whammy.. so instead of an 85 dollar electric bill - you pay 20 K to remediate the mold in your basement. Cheap is buying used tires and having a blowout causing your car to be totalled. Cheap is in fact going out to a bar on a 35 dollar budget so it gets akward and not fun....
Curious Question: Is smuggling a 5th of Fireball into the East Stands cheap or thrifty?
Depending on age, I'll go cheap- if you are over 30... and smart crafty doing college things if you are under 30.
I guess I'm cheap haha. I (to my surprise) spent $55+ on four, regular sized canned drinks Thursday night vs Boston College.
Fun fact: apparently the credit card readers at the drink kiosks won't allow purchases over $50, so they have to run the card multiple times one person's purchases.
How about smuggling a fifth of Captain Morgan's inside a tenor drum? Asking for a friend. ;^)
If you drink it FROM MINUTE ONE... you are fine
My response to the Venmo would be no. I would honestly tell them how you feel. Let them know that your friends think they sounds like a bunch of free loaders.
You don't get rich spending money by buying friends things, you get rich by insider trading
Laughed at this one
Brentmo Bowl.