Hatin' On: William Swinney

Dabo is actually short for dad bod

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Dabo thinks rubbing a rock and walking down a hill is better than Enter Sandman and 66,000 people jumping and screaming.

Dabo is jealous of our orange uniforms.

Dabo actually gave a scholarship to DJ Ungialai

Wait. I thought it was Ukulele.

Swinney fired his DC after a 10 win season!

(add if applicable) /s

William "Bill-dabo" Swinney does not recognize klempsoning as a verb.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Ah, the memories of them collapsing with regularity. I miss those days. That was fun.

When Dabo gets exited he yells 'Yabba Dabo Dooo'

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Correction - He says 'Yabba Dabo Dooo Dooo".

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

William is the reason why you have to sit through safety trainings and meetings about not drinking pesticides and not eating rodent bait blocks.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

I don't him, but their fans suck.

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

I get that the fan base as a whole has probably gotten worse since then since they won a couple Nattys, but I know when I was in the MVs and we traveled to Clemson in 2012ish the fans were super cool to us. A couple of them even said they liked us better than their band!

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

William Swinney thinks the Marching Virginians are lousy and second-rate compared to the Clemson band.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

My last experience with them was at the 2011 ACCCG, and they were the most obnoxious fans I've ever had the pleasure of being aroundโ€”worse than Miami fans.

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

I was there (in the band) too. I guess I couldn't hear them over my own sadness and disappointment.

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

2010 was a much better ACCCG experience!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

For sure. Unfortunately, I was a senior in high school fall of 2010 so I didn't get to see that one in person.

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

Pepperidge Farms remembers.. .

Very little can be worse than Miami fans. At least with most Clemson fans, they actually went to Clemson or are related to/married to someone who did.

This. At no other ACC road venue do you think twice about going to the bathroom alone with VT gear on. No other venue. If you do that in the upper deck at Miami- you are an idiot. That's how bad they are. And NONE of them are alums. Miami is a relatively small, very tough to get into school. The 26 year old white flat brim hat neck tattoo guy didn't go there. Neither did gold tooth guy. Yes stereotypes, yes true. Worst fans on earth. Clemson fans are just passionate - don't talk shit to them, and they will offer you a beer.

I was babysitting my roommate who had over-tailgated a little bit out in one of the parking lots during the 2011 ACCCG and ended up spending the game listening to the game on a radio with a couple Clemson guys who had showed up to tailgate without game tickets. They were pretty cool, even with Tahj Boyd kicking our asses up and down the field that day.

Dabo has multiple national championships.

Dabo is top 3 in my most hated coaches power rankings. 1 is undebatably Hugh Freeze. Number 2 goes back and forth between Dabo and Kirby depending on who is more of an ass.

Can't stand Freeze or Dabo. Rich Rod is in my top 3 for sure. Mack Brown, whoever is coaching Michigan, Kiffin are close to the top for me.

Um Art Briles, Freeze is sleazy, Briles is evil

Art Briles isn't currently coaching college football, which is why I think he was omitted in all the previous rankings.

Hugh may actually be evil though, as well.

Correct! Sitting head coaches only.

I kinda enjoy Kiffin. He's a little shit, but we all need villains. I don't hate Mack Brown, he's peak politician, and I find his end of game handshakes hilarious to watch.

I love Kiffin. Interesting offensive coach, but his main appeal is definitely his propensity to lean into drama and be a (mostly) lighthearted troll.

Dabo is the stupidest nickname I've ever heard in my life.

It sounds even dumber when you actually say it out loud.

I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me.

They say that if you say his name three times he shows up in person.

I don't know personally, because I'd never risk it.

Dabo's about to get summoned and Dabo will receive a throat punch.

...DABO!!!

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Dabo thinks VT can't win close games.

Dabo lost last weekend on purpose so that he could better represent the ACC.

Dabo was never a coordinator which I'm told means he is not qualified to be an HC.

William Swinney is rude to you on the phone because you couldn't get Clemson's marching band their 40 pizzas as time expired, when everyone was trying to get out of Lane and you were the only one trying to go in.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

William prefers to go by "Dick" even though his name isn't Richard

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

William prefers to go by buy "Dick" even though his name isn't Richard

FTFY

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Well done

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

William Swinney doesn't thank his server when they bring his food to the table and snaps his fingers at them for drink refills.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Dabo loves daylight savings time and wants more time changes each year.

Dabo is upset he won't get the chance to make Brent Pry 1-12 in one score games cuz he knows he'll beat us by 3 (scores).

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

...because Dabo doesn't realize 3 points is still a 1 score game.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Dabo is a yankees fan and doesn't think those fans did anything wrong

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Dabo wishes he'd been the Yankees' scoreboard operator. He'd have had the courage to act.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

William has already emailed Whit to tell him our offense and defense are very difficult to prepare for.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

He also suggested to Whit that Marve deserves a raise and a 10 year contract extension with a 30 million dollar buyout clause

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

This is another reason why it's not a great idea to name your kid your exact same name.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Dabo is sad to see all of the political ads ending this week.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

William yells Yabba Dabba Do! every time he wipes in the company bathroom. When he's finished he just exclaims DABO!!!!

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Willy Swine loves to dance in the mud....

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

8 Ball

William goes by "Dabo" when partying with 8 Ball

For fucks sake. I feel old. The link was the best I could do and I work in tech....50 next yr...Ugh

Dabo wipes with pinecones

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

does he hang his pinecones over the front or over the back?

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

you have to wipe going back or else you risk scratchin' the scrotes

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

Think he was referring to the pinecone-holder" not the actual use of them. LOL

From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

I think he was also asking about after use, you know, to prep for the next visit.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

my concern is how do you flush? or do you just have a growing stack of used pinecones in the back corner next to your toilet.

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

after use, he rolls the pinecones in seeds and hangs them for the birds

Onward and upward

yeah - i saw this coming a mile away as i was reading the comments above.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

yeah, honestly I was surprised it hadn't been said yet

Onward and upward

You understood the assignment. Well done.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Dabo wipes left to right.

Dabo swipes left with right while wiping left to right with left....multitasking

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

Dabo is much more coordinated than I ever realized.

The people need to know (and judge)!

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Wiliam Swinney says "Oh" after every fist bump.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

For Christmas every year, Dabo sends his friends and extended family dvd's of his family's vacations...

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

I just realized....dabo's head looks like a tortise head.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

LOL, now that you mention it.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

You really notice it when it snaps around to catch a call that the refs missed against their opponent.

Dabo turns into Pat Narduzzi when the refs miss an infraction by his opponent, but is nonplussed when the refs miss a call against Clemson.