Hatin' on: Manny Diaz

Manny Diaz thinks the Devils Deck makes Wallace Wade the toughest place to play in the ACC.

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"Manny Diaz" anagrams to "An Adz In My", and I'll let you imagine where that adz is.

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

The thought of using that tool and missing or bouncing off the log and it coming somewhere between my knees to my pelvis just gives me the worst chills.

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."

Reminds me of playing "Stump" at a NASCAR tailgate resulting in a permanent dent in my shin bone.

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

they really should have named that tool subtractz

Onward and upward

Manny Diaz thinks he is a good coach.

Manny Diaz thought the turnover chain was the greatest thing introduced to football since the forward pass.

Manny Diaz coaches Duke football.

Onward and upward

Manny Diaz left Temple after 18 days, only to suck at Miami and get fired anyways.

They'll really get after ya

Manny Diaz thinks it's a great idea for Blackrock to purchase a majority stake in Jersey Mike's as private equity always makes restaurants better.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

aw fuck

did they really?!

Rumors here in NJ are they are buying it for 8 Billion. Not bad for a kid who bought the sub shop he worked at 17 years old in 1971 for a $125k. Loan.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Yes. I'm not a big Jersey Mike's fan. Nothing against it. Think it is pretty good. But just about anything PE gets its tentacles into it screws up and ruins.

I had posted on LinkedIn, what's the over-under on how long it will take them to drive Jersey Mike's into bankruptcy? 18 months, 2 years, 5 years?

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

I mean while I like Jersey Mike's they are just another sandwich shop and the MBAs are going to look for ways to save pennies so do they not cut the meat in front of you? What changes? The biggest benefit of Jersey Mike's is they cuts the meat and has cheesesteaks. If they use precut meat, then why not firehouse or potbelly or a number of options. Also subway owns the market on "I'm gonna punish myself with a low quality sandwich".

. Also subway owns the market on "I'm gonna punish myself with a low quality sandwich".

Something we can agree on

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

And for old people like me in their mid-50s, we can remember when Subway was very good. Yep, times have changed not for the better.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

When I worked at Subway- we baked the bread in the store and actually sliced the meat on the slicer like they do now at Jersey Mikes. We didn't use the turkey based shit meat they used now. Also back then, our portions could actually feed an adult without having to buy double meat. Subway is trash food- lowest form of sustenance. None of their meat is "real"

It's not just mid 50s but early 40s also remembers that

EDIT: last night my wife found a picture of like 9 year old me meeting a ninja turtle at subway, I told her I bet I got a pizza sub aftwards. She told me it must have been the best day of my life, to which I told her it was until I married her.

Very cool story. And smart move with saying that to the wife :-).

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Eh, idk, maybe it was regional or something but I'm 45 and never remember Subway being "good"

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

mid 90s they stopped baking their bread and they brought in a microwave and it went down fast.

Subway circa Happy Gilmore sponsorship was when I remember it being good.

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

it was definitely better then than it is now but I still think even then it was already on its downward trajectory

Onward and upward

I was only 9 at the time, so I can vaguely remember it being a treat if my mom would take me to the one next to the Ukrops we would grocery shop at.

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

Also subway owns the market on "I'm gonna punish myself with a low quality sandwich".

Sheetz has at least some of that market.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

And my kids love it, which absolutely sucks. If the Wawa wasn't a 15 minute drive away, I would absolutely ban Sheetz food in my house.

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

Manny Diaz calls himself Handy Manny, and thinks Handy Manny was a much better character for Wilmer Valderama than Fez.

Manny Diaz used to coach at Miami, currently coaches at Duke, his mother was a hamster, and his father smells of elderberries

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

Duke and Diaz are just weirdos.

Manny Diaz thinks UNC v Duke is the best football rivalry in the ACC.

Manny Diaz thinks mushroom farms smell delightful

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

Manny Diaz ain't "manny" enough to wear Cutcliff's shoes.
"diaz too big" says Manuel Alberto Diaz II

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Manny Diaz looks like a broke ass Razor Ramon

I been here since day 0.

When he flicks his toothpick at you he has to pick it up because he can't afford to buy more.

Manuel Diaz anagrams to Alumni Daze which is definitely what happened to all the Temple Owls when he quit after two weeks on the job

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

So far what I am picking up here is the Manny is a quitter, is not very attractive, has odor and jewelry related issues, and coaches at a school that does not care that he has these problems because its not basketball.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Manny Diaz loves the Hallmark Channel.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Hey in VERY small doses, the Hallmark Channel is .tolerable. However , unlike Forrest's 'box of chocolates', with the Hallmark Channel you ALWAYS know what you're gonna get! (If they aren't already doing it, they should fire the writers and just have ChatGPT write the screenplays- they'd probably be LESS formulaic that way.)

From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

Now that its basically Christmas season, my wife has started watching the cheesy ass Hallmark movies. My favorite game to play is to guess the plot because I swear they all have the same plots. Some woman moves back to her small home town and finds love during Christmas.

There are only 4 plots for all Hallmark movies.

That many?

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Okay, 4 variations of the same plot.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Manny Diaz is currently cooking his tofu turkey, making sure it's nice a crispy by Thanksgiving.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Manny Diaz enjoys using the pear of anguish on himself...

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

I cannot remember which movie Anne Guish starred in.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Manny Diaz boils his ribs and uses ketchup for his sauce.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Manny Diaz walks around the locker room in just a jock strap because he thinks it helps him relate to players

Manny Diaz tears the ketchup packets at the other end from the "Tear Here" sign. Then he tries to open three packets at the same time, and ends up having to use his teeth.

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Manny Diaz thinks Subway Tuna is the best sub on Earth.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Manny Diaz tries to heat up the smelliest foods he can find in the Duke football facilities' break room. Cabbage, fish, popcorn, anything with a strong odor. When confronted about it, he replies with, "It's just Manny being Manny."

Manny thinks day old Egg salad isn't strong enough for this stunt.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

He burns the popcorn on purpose because he "likes it extra crispy".

Deposit whiskey, receive wisdom.

That's interesting, he burns the coffee also.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Manny Diaz drives 10 mph under the speed limit in the left lane

Onward and upward

That effer is from Delaware?

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

So you're saying he is from Pennsylvania?

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

To be fair, any faster and the potholes will rip a wheel off if you're in PA

That is very true!

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

lmao at the comments 28 seconds apart suggesting he's from pennsylvania AND delaware

the only thing we know is that Manny's not from Maryland, because if he was he'd be going 15 over in the right shoulder

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

I worked midshore for a bit, and drove home on Rt 50 towards the beach each night. Thursdays were the craziest days because you had the retirees coming down for an extended weekend, with nowhere to be fast, and the guys from the western shore that had to get to the bar in OC before happy hour was over. 3 wide on a 2 lane road, trucks doing 95 in a 50, cars doing 51 in a 55, it was WILD. Everyone thought Fridays were the worst, but everyone was on the same page on Fridays. Train cars...get in line and drive 68 and don't move.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

I don't see any lies here

Onward and upward