I refuse to let us become so despondent and whiny that we don't even have a hatin' on thread for UVA's coach. Get your shit together people. To paraphrase the late great R. Lee Ermey, you hate on UVA like old people fuck, do you know that?
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Tony Elliott brings raw kale to Thanksgiving dinner and gets mad when no one eats it
Tony Elliot thinks that it's tough to win at UVA because of their high academic standards even though they were stomped by ND which is a better school.
i'm dead inside. Just like Tony Elliott after spending three years in Charlottesville.
Tony Elliott likes when he's wiping his butt and his finger manages to rip through the toilet paper.
Tony Elliott has never been to Blacksburg.
as a HC. He was OC for Clemson when they played in Lane in 2017.
Tony Elliott anagrams to
LITTLE TOONY
as the ladyboys say: tony elliott is a football terrorist
Tony Elliott still wears 4 popped collars.
And drinks Zima...I find it funny that the Wahoos were on the hard seltzer trend 20 years ago and yet none of them were able to capitalize on it.
Tony Elliott has Bryan Colangelo on speed dial as a personal fashion adviser.
Tony Elliott thinks auld lang syne is the best touchdown celebration song
And he's confused every time someone plays it at new years
He's also surprised when someone plays it during a game.
Tony Elliott insists that UVA's spring game crowd was perfectly normal sized.
"It's normally much bigger, it was just cold out."
He claims "I was in the pool!"
Tony Elliott spends pregame sitting alone in alleyways.
I thought that was how he collected NIL donations
Tony Elliott anagrams to " lonely tot I "
He likes it better there.
And, come to think of it, everyone else likes him better there.
Tony Elliot takes a triple helping of stuffing for his first serving, and goes back and finishes it off before anybody else can get seconds.
Tony Elliot gets hospitalized with Colandrea during Thanksgiving and won't tell anybody if it's contagious.
Tony Elliott refers to drinking coffee as being "on grounds"
Tony Elliott left Clemson for UVA.
Tony Elliot isn't even the best coach named Tony to coach at UVA in 2024.
That other Tony is undefeated this season.
Tony Elliot is upset that when people in the athletic department say Tony they aren't talking about him and he is still referred to as Elliot
Tony Elliot thinks coming to Lane Stadium is a home game.
Well it looks about the same as any other Virginia Tech game so his confusion has merit.
Tony Elliot likes warm egg nog.
Tony Elliot uses water instead of gin in his gin and tonic because the tonic is too spicy for his tummy.
So, it's just a glass of water then?
Toxic Water
Tony Elliot sits in the passenger seat and yells at you to go when you are at the corner, but the sign says no right on red and there is a cop right behind you.
A TimeCop you say?
Tony Elliot only eats the green jelly beans
Tony Elliot misplaced his gerbil
Or did he?
Tony Elliot has two fucking first names.