HATIN' ON P.J. FLECK

PJ takes his cashier job at the Golden Arches way too seriously.

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PJ Fleck is excited to be playing at a warm weather destination bowl, and will be wearing his speedo and sunblock under the shirt and tie to expedite getting in the surf at the beach after the game.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

PJ Fleck thinks Charlotte is warm in January.

Philip John Fleck Jr prefers to go by Junior, because everyone knows the best PJ's are soft.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

PJ has already scheduled a team trip to Lake Norman so that they can "Row The Boat" 🙄

To quote the Brothers Osborne: "I'm Good For Some But I'm Not For Everyone"

Philip John Fleck Jr anagrams to deja vu.

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

PJ dips his chip in the salsa and then in the cheese dip because he likes the combined flavor, much to the chagrin of his dinner guests.

I don't see anything wrong with that, if done in reverse. In fact, I do it all the time.

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

So you're one of them.....

Sure, but I don't contaminate the cheese dip with salsa. I contaminate my salsa dish with cheese dip.

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

That's going in the spreadsheet.

PJ Fleck coaches Minnesota, who is 7th amoung current FBS programs in national titles and is two games below .500 in conferencr pkay and everyone thinks he's a good coach. For reference Pry is 3 games under .500 in conference games

If coaching college football doesn't work out for him, PJ Fleck can always fall back on his one true passion: being a body double for Vladimir Putin.

Deposit whiskey, receive wisdom.

PJ Fleck pre-game speech consists of making his entire team, coaches, and equipment managers sing Row Row Row Your Boat in rounds for 15 straight minutes

PJ Fleck sang the song "Country Roads" in the "Kingsman: The Golden Circle".

PJ Fleck is upset that he cannot legally call his team "PJ Fleck and the Flecktones" due to copyright issues

PJ Fleck says his brother Arthur is the funny one in the family.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

PJ Fleck calls the cops on kids playing baseball in the cul-de-sac. He then files complaints with the department when the cops join the game.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

PJ Fleck likes to increase his speed from 20 mph to 35 mph on the on-ramp when merging onto the highway.

(just spent all day Saturday in solid traffic on I-75 and I-95 in Florida last Saturday, and PJ is everywhere)

PJ refuses to admit he coaches a Canadian college football team

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

PJ Fleck insists on ordering a 'mini soda' whenever he wants a small drink.

peej has one of those heads that isn't made for going bald

I been here since day 0.

Roberta

This is going to be great for the ACC.

PJ Fleck brings fruit cake to parties during the holidays. When nobody eats any, he takes it home w him so he can take it to the next party. He's been using the same fruit cake for 8 years.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

PJ Fleck posts a new Hatin On thread instead of commenting in the one that got started a few weeks ago

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

I'm drinking, I promise

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

PJ Fleck is Stan from Office Space in disguise as a Football Coach

Rob Peterson
VTCC
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Class of 1999