Clark Lea told the team that they are a very special unit like the xmen, where each player brings something to the battle. And like Charles Xavier he named them after himself, so while the Xmen use X for Xavier, Clark uses C for Clark (why he doesnt match last name i don't understand).
So on the field this weekend you might hear him shouting things like:
Do it for you fellow Cmen
I want to see you Cmen get some penetration
There's no room for sloppy Cmen
I want to see my Cmen attack and swarm around the egg like ball
Win or lose, I'm proud of my Cmen and I dont want to be anywhere else but surrounded by my Cmen.
I want to see those swim techniques as you make your way to the egg, fast swimmer get to the egg first.
The forecasting calling for rain and you know how crazy the Cmen get when it gets wet.
Explosive Cmen get the job done.
Jerry Kill of course will take away Clark's head set at some point.
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Clark Lea would have ordered the Metallic Pea Wagon Queen Family Truckster that Clark Griswold ended up with, and would have skipped the optional Rally Fun pack...
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We were camping near Yellowstone, sleeping in the truck, many, many moons ago. I woke and had to pee. I got up and was headed to the restroom in the dark and saw something move right in front of me. I almost, like honestly coulda reached out and touched that buff. There were several of them filtering through the campground I realized as my eyes adjusted and the moon came out. Slipped back to the truck and relieved myself by the nearest tree. Never without a jug again until I got a real camper.
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We were hiking a trail in Yellowstone when the hillside to my left just moved all at once and that's when I realized there was a moose there. Luckily we were hiking quietly and it was still a decent distance away but DAMN.
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I never realized just how big those things are until I saw my buddy's shoulder mount of the moose he shot in 2010(ish) in Minnesota. The rack on that thing took up god damn near the entire wall.
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Whatever you do, DO NOT fold a fitted sheet well. Early in my marriage I got one perfectly square. Been stuck with folding it every time for the last 23 years.
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Preaching to the choir buddy.... I learned those lessons a long time ago. Anything I don't want to do just don't do it well and you'll never be asked to do it again.
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I tried that- she still asks me to do the shit I do wrong and then it's "how do you keep fucking this up when I've taught you X number of times?". I've determined that it's a war of attrition at this point 😂
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Just keep doing it. You'll eventually wear her down. Point to the things you do well and say....'see! I'm good at this......the other thing I just suck at!. How about I take care of dinner tonight!
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His name sounds like he should be a regular on American Bandstand in the 50's and 60's.
Tommy Roe - Sweet Pea
Clark is not serious.
Clark Lea told the team that they are a very special unit like the xmen, where each player brings something to the battle. And like Charles Xavier he named them after himself, so while the Xmen use X for Xavier, Clark uses C for Clark (why he doesnt match last name i don't understand).
So on the field this weekend you might hear him shouting things like:
Do it for you fellow Cmen
I want to see you Cmen get some penetration
There's no room for sloppy Cmen
I want to see my Cmen attack and swarm around the egg like ball
Win or lose, I'm proud of my Cmen and I dont want to be anywhere else but surrounded by my Cmen.
I want to see those swim techniques as you make your way to the egg, fast swimmer get to the egg first.
The forecasting calling for rain and you know how crazy the Cmen get when it gets wet.
Explosive Cmen get the job done.
Jerry Kill of course will take away Clark's head set at some point.
Clark lea thinks the band should not play Stick It In during this game
What a jackass... that's an American classic!
Clark Lea thinks football should be played in a construction site
Clark Lea anagrams to Real Lack...
Real Lack of coaching skills
Clark Lea incessantly insists that he is Princess Leia's long lost brother and claims the Star Wars Canon has misspelled her (their) last name.
Clark Lea isn't real sure how to spell his last name, but he is sure that miracle whip is vastly superior to mayonnaise.
Clark Lea thinks it's great when private equity buys the firm you work for.
Clark Lea would have ordered the Metallic Pea Wagon Queen Family Truckster that Clark Griswold ended up with, and would have skipped the optional Rally Fun pack...
Clark Lea steps off of the path to approach bison at Yellowstone.
Red shirt splits from the pack and that's the one that gets pursued. No Star Trek metaphor here though /s
Clark Lea wants to pet the fluffy cow.
What if the bison steps out of the field to approach you? Or to take a short cut down to the next pasture to rest?
We were camping near Yellowstone, sleeping in the truck, many, many moons ago. I woke and had to pee. I got up and was headed to the restroom in the dark and saw something move right in front of me. I almost, like honestly coulda reached out and touched that buff. There were several of them filtering through the campground I realized as my eyes adjusted and the moon came out. Slipped back to the truck and relieved myself by the nearest tree. Never without a jug again until I got a real camper.
We were hiking a trail in Yellowstone when the hillside to my left just moved all at once and that's when I realized there was a moose there. Luckily we were hiking quietly and it was still a decent distance away but DAMN.
I never realized just how big those things are until I saw my buddy's shoulder mount of the moose he shot in 2010(ish) in Minnesota. The rack on that thing took up god damn near the entire wall.
Clark Lea prefers OTPHJs
I learn more new acronyms here .....
Clark Lea would have no problem googling that acronym at work.
(I, fortunately, am smarter than that. A little help here.)
Over The Pants Hand Job. LOL!
Isn't Clark Lea and Clark Meadows the same person?
Clark Lea got mad at Jerry Kill for telling Brad Cornelsen he's an idiot.
Clark Lea thinks Sergio should be on the Euro Ryder Cup team. And that Kawhi earned that $28mil by planting all of those trees.
Clark Lea thinks he should earn NIL money
Clark Lea puts ketchup on his well-done filet mignon
Clark Lea named his kids 'Meadow' and 'Field'.
I may have come up with this same joke last year.
I thought his first kid was named Bubble Lea.
Clark Lea doesn't use VT maroon for an accent wall in his new house
Clark Lea prefers the new RGB colors to the old ones.
Clark Lea think Vandy fans will travel to this game as well as Tech fans did to Nashville
Clark Lea claims he's related to Bruce Lee and then tries to do a high kick to prove it
Clark Lea thinks he's a better football mind than Jerry Kill.
Clark Lea thinks he was named after Clark Kent and Lex
Clark Ruhland is the superior Clark.
Clark Lea thinks Three Times a Lady would make a better fight song for the Commodores than either Machine Gun or Brick House.
Clark Lea thinks the fact that the team ate lunch to day at Bull and Bones will help them tomorrow.
HATIN' ON:
CLARK LEAJERRY KILLHard to do. Gotta have mad respect for that dude. He loves football so much he'll fight over it.
Ftfy
i mean, i thought we were talking about head coaches here, not figureheads
Clark Lea thinks seasoning food makes everything taste "too spicy" and asks for his steak to be prepared well-done
Clark Lea doesn't believe in seasonings because "if you cook high quality (needlessly expensive) food, it doesn't need to be seasoned."
Yet he named his dog Paprika.
Clark Lea scolds people for folding the fitted sheet wrong
I'm pretty sure there is no correct way to fold a fitted sheet. At least my wife says that about every way I do it!
My wife spent five minutes trying to (aggressively) teach me. It still looks like a crumpled mess, but she swears it works. Whatever🤷♂️
I feel ya bro. There are certain fights you cannot win. Better to look incompetent instead of being an asshole sometimes.🤷♂️
#justacceptit
I'm sure that if you asked her, she say it's quite a bit more than "sometimes"😂😂😂
Fair.
Whatever you do, DO NOT fold a fitted sheet well. Early in my marriage I got one perfectly square. Been stuck with folding it every time for the last 23 years.
😂😂😂😂😂
Preaching to the choir buddy.... I learned those lessons a long time ago. Anything I don't want to do just don't do it well and you'll never be asked to do it again.
I tried that- she still asks me to do the shit I do wrong and then it's "how do you keep fucking this up when I've taught you X number of times?". I've determined that it's a war of attrition at this point 😂
Just keep doing it. You'll eventually wear her down. Point to the things you do well and say....'see! I'm good at this......the other thing I just suck at!. How about I take care of dinner tonight!
Clark Lea looks like the white version of Keegan-Michael Key from Key and Peele.
Wait. Keegan is BLACK?!?! 😂 /s
Also looks like this chick from the first star trek movie, for the older folks among us.....