Walmart accidentally leaks the new FSU logo

And the logo is hilarious:

How long before people start photoshopping dicks in there? I can't wait.

and source:
http://college-football.si.com/2014/04/03/florida-state-seminoles-new-lo...

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Add the dick in there and you have the prototypical FSU fan.

In Sam Rogers we trust.

The dick already wears the Winston jersey on Saturdays, no need to photoshop.

And by dick you mean the 2 sport athelete whom is a sophomore with a national title and Heisman trophy? Give credit where credit is due.

The Dude Abides

I don't see how the two things are mutually exclusive. Just because he is talented doesn't mean he is or isn't a dick.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

Why is he a dick? Because he is good?

The Dude Abides

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

My response is at dire risk of being off topic. If y'all wanna delete this for that reason, I totally understand - I'd send it as a private message if the forums allowed this.

I'd argue he's a dick because of the sexual assault allegations.

TRIGGER WARNING.

Quoted from the incident report:

According to [redacted] she remembers lying on the bed and the suspect taking her clothes off. [Redacted] stated she was "kinda incoherent" and was "just laying there". When he started to have intercourse with her, she stated she told him to stop but wasn't yelling or anything, she was quiet because she felt sick.

[Redacted] stated the suspect started out on top of her but then rolled her over and tried to put her on top of him but she "just laid there", so he rolled her back over. After a little while a male subject she described as a bigger but not taller (than the suspect) black male came into the room and told him to stop. The suspect responded by picking up [redacted] and carrying her to the bathroom. Once in the bathroom, the suspect told [redacted] that he could lock that door. He then put her on the ground and continued the assault. After the assault he told her that she "could go now", but then said he'd take her home on the scooter.

We can argue his innocence or guilt, police misconduct, the stacked system against rape survivors until the cows come home. He did something that's unfortunately not extraordinarily uncommon in college and young adult environments. A subset of my male college friends wouldn't seek the details and just sum it up as "scoring with a drunk chick". Whether he should be prosecuted so heavily for the terrible lessons our culture teaches men is not a simple decision to make.

Calling him a dick for his actions? Definitely is. Having sex with someone in a state of extreme intoxication makes him a dick at the very least. You can add additional judgement from there.

If this is true. Then he is in fact a dick.

The Dude Abides

yeah IF being the key...I'm reserving judgement. It can be debated all day and night for years to come but none of us were there or know anything about what happened. I don't think we can use that incident as a citation for why he is or is not a 'dick'

He's a human being as well. I certainly wouldn't want people talking about me in such a negative light when they don't know anything about the situation. The media always puts a slant on any news story they do so IMHO it's highly likely that nothing we've read about the incident is 100% accurate.

Leave the kid alone

Onward and upward

I believe that no matter what you do people will talk about you. The key is not to put yourself into situations where it appears that you did something. It has been said where there is smoke there is fire. As for leaving the kid alone, I believe there needs to be something said for the fact that this case was never fully investigated. Media slants are a great excuse. But it's funny how everyone blames the accuser.

Try telling a teenager or college kid, "Never have sex, because someone might accuse you of rape." What you're point is makes sense, but it is irrelevant to the situation at hand in which you are judging him. This is different than people hanging out with drug dealers or gang members and then being guilty by association.

I am in no way blaming the accuser...I'm simply saying that it is unfair to everyone involved for us to be speculating when we don't know the full story. It is impossible to know the full story and that is why I reserve my judgement one way or the other. I'm not going to go around proclaiming that Winston is a 'dick' or a 'saint' because I don't know enough about the situation.

Onward and upward

And that is my problem with him. Btw, I enjoy the Ron Mexico jersey.

The problem is she wasn't intoxicated. Her toxicology report showed she wasn't drunk and under the influence of any other drugs. I searched around a bit and couldn't find anything unbiased or with proof whether she showed signs of struggle or not. Though I was only halfheartedly searching now since I went through arguing about this six months ago and there is so much cherry picked and misrepresented information to prove a point one way or another.

at the same point this case was not investigated properly when the cops were notified, that is THE problem as I see it.

The strangest part of the story that I read, The last sentence. Worse than rape is trying to join a rape. Weird.

Kerr confirmed a Deadspin.com report that football players Chris Casher and Ronald Darby were recently charged with violations of the school's Code of Conduct. Both Casher and Darby told police they witnessed the sex between Winston and the accuser. Casher told police that he attempted to join, but was told to leave by the accuser.

The Dude Abides

Just to point out, I wasn't saying that he's a dick, I was just saying that I didn't get your argument. Personally, I don't know enough to label him anything. I think we can all agree that he is incredibly talented though.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

speared

Figured the spear innuendo would be a little classier

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Why is Walmart in charge of this logo? Shouldn't it be some major apparel company?

They were not in charge of it. They just put out merch that had this logo on it before they were supposed to.

Why would any school let Walmart of all places redo their school logo? Egh
looks like his O face...

@AMB4VT

Looks like Elvis to me.

"Exit light..."

I kinda think he looks like he's singing the opening song to the Lion King.

It was a catch

That logo looks like Mel Kiper taking a surprise unlubed anal probe.

Not exactly sure this is the improvement they were looking for.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Walmart didn't design it - they just accidentally started selling shirts with the new logo early, I think.

It was a catch

I get the soon to be meme worthiness of this logo given it's... *ahem* posture, but I actually think the realism of the design makes it much better than before.

You'd think they'd use Dillards to sell their merchandise given the history.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

No, they don't want them given away for free

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Make sure to dust off that joke before posting, it's an antique

The Dude Abides

...says the guy wearing a Ron Mexico jersey...

exit light

Know the difference between an antique and a classic, youngster.

Do you not like the Mexico jersey? Is it not awesome?

Honestly?

The Dude Abides

No I love it, I was just saying that both jokes are well aged. I think the jersey is awesome, don't worry. Also, nice to be called a youngster; it's a welcome contrast to being surrounded by people who are a decade or so younger than me all day.

exit light

Looks like he just took a tomahawk chop to the back.

#Let's Go - Hokies

Agreed. I think he got shanked. Big time.

Fortune Favors the Bold

He is on the receiving end of "the tip of the spear".

#Let's Go - Hokies

Well put

The Dude Abides

That's what he said.

#Let's Go - Hokies

This is wrong on so many levels. And to think I had his sheets and underroos.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

Wait isn't he just laughing?? j/k! I had She-Ra action figures when I was a kid.

@AMB4VT

There's one that it is wayyyy worse out there. but this one is just fun

saw this about a year ago- probably watched it for 30+ mins total since then.
the guy's voice puts it over the top!

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

I saw this a while ago, too. I always lose it when Skeletor jumps in with, "And he prays".

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

This was the first thing I thought of when I saw the logo. You beat me to the punch, sir.

The FSU logo looks like a white guy dressed in Indian warpaint who for some reason has a mullett.

Says Trailerhasse to me, should sell well. People can really identify with it.

The Dude Abides

r/CFB is killing it:

http://i.imgur.com/omYoiu8.png

http://i.imgur.com/EMp6ibg.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/wSJjWGo.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/yIgtY7q.jpg

All UF and DA U fans just found ways to kill time before September. Making college gameday signs.

The Dude Abides

as long as its spelled properly they might not loose.

lol

"I'm high on Juice and ready to stick it in!" Whit Babcock

My initial reaction:

"That looks like Ricardo Montalban in an episode of Gunsmoke."

Basically, it looks like a person who isn't a Native American dressed as a Native American for an old Western.

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

Mexican dude.

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Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

Apparently they are getting new unis to go with the new logo we can only hope they are equally as awful. This fella looks like he got a little backdoor surprise

D-Block
#BEATOHIOST

So is this a nike designed logo?

I don't think the logo is Nike designed. From what I've read there will be some type of Seminole imagery on the shoulders, not sure how that is going to work

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"LOL!"

I almost lost it sitting here in my office!

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joker

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

Ouch Bro. there was a dude who dresses up and he called himself the seminole joker...

Hokie Joker

The letters almost form a swaztika.

#Let's Go - Hokies

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