Time to bring back some emotion to Hatin' On. Having a hard time hating on whomever it is we are playing this week? Just pick a coach you really hate, or really luv Hatin' On. Time Cop? Chin Balls? Pats the Salt? Fu? Or one of the real slime balls of the industry! Let's let them have it!
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Brent Pry hired two green coordinators
I don't think you're doing this ri... Actually, carry on.
Justin Wilcox, the Travers Family Head Football Coach, thinks that because he is the only coach with a title, he deserves a first place vote in the coaches poll every week.
The Chris Bickell '97 Head Football Coach would like a word
Great pull on the photo......
I'll see myself out.
The Chris Bickell '97 Head Football
CoachChodeYes, it still amuses me.
Frank Reich, Bradford M. Freeman Director of Football would also like a word.
Paul Johnson verbally told a player the play call every snap and had him run to the huddle to tell everyone as if there was no such thing as a headset.
In case it wasn't already obvious that GT was running a 100 year old strategy for 10 years. I am curious how many times he just told the player "run the triple option"
God I hated facing GT in that era
Marc Bronco Clay Mendenhall has 4 names and named his children Cutter, Breaker and Raeder
Mama Giraffe
nuff said
Word is Bill BellyToCheek's girlfriend is telling him he can't go to high school games to scout "talent".
Shockwave
Mike Krzyzewski and every single little punchable faced bitch boy point guard to ever slap the Cameron Indoor Stadium floor. There aren't enough Deron Washington teabag dunks in all the possible universes.
Here ya go fam
One of the greatest 1-on-1 basketball moves to the hoop ever. Period.
Joe Paterno let Jerry Sandusky do what he was doing without reporting it directly to the police.
Assuming this is supposed to be head coaches. If I could do assistants, well, you know who that would be. Just skip the Joe part and go straight to Jerry.
Because he was worried about his...
... "reputation".
hey did you guys know Mike London used to be a cop
What time was he a cop?
Unfortunately has led William and Mary football to a better record since 2019 than the Hokies. He is 39-29 thanks mostly to a magical 11-2 season in 2022. Hokies are 37-44 in that same span. Discrepancy in games played is that W&M only played 3 games in Covid year.
Does that make us the 6th best team in Virginia?
I told someone recently that we are very clearly the worst FBS program in VA currently, and it's pretty arguable that we are worst D1 program as well. Well maybe second worst only to VMI or Norfolk State. Really sad times.
Brian Kelly killed a kid.
Chuck Amato never skips leg day because he thinks the leg is a super secret chest muscle.
Mack Brown is just Lou Holtz with real teeth.
Skip Holtz's college coaching career peaked at ECU.
Chinballs heckles umpires and referees at youth league games he doesn't even have kids playing in.
Chuck Addazio hands out expired Pemican bars to trick-or-treaters.
Pat Narduzzi cons elderly people into reverse mortgages for fun.
Chucks Amato and Addazio? Names I haven't thought of in forever!
(Isn't it Steve Addazio?)
Probably. I was running off of memory and he's not worth my time googling.
I don't care if this doesn't count, but I hope Brad Cornelsen wakes up, steps on a lego and stubs his pinky toe every day
Frank Beaner wasted his off seasons by not finding a fountain of youth and forcing us to hire crappie coaches
Shouldn't this be in the fishing thread?
Geezus, now that's a crappie!!
He's doing the ol hold the fish closer to the camera to make it look bigger trick.
You mean besides it being an altered picture?
Frank Beaner
Alter ego, I didn't want to hate on a legend ... or I just can't type
I mean...he DID recruit Ron Mexico
Fuck Jim Boeheim. I couldn't stand that snotty asshole. Fuck Him. That is all.
He reminds me so much of a lawyer that's shady as can be and reacts like this in the court room when he doesn't get his way.
In that regard, he's the basketball version of Pat Narduzzi.
Nardz reminds me of a shady CPA that always gets you a huge refund and is selling Amway out of the back of the office.
Nardz reminds me of a shady CPA that gets SOMEONE ELSE a huge refund, but those deductions aren't available for me.
My retained hatred is of Jagz (Jagondinski, not sure of the spelling) and the asinine dancing on the 50-yard-line or whatever he did that was something a kindergartener wouldn't have bothered doing. To his credit, that was the last time BC was truly competitive, altho that was probably attributable to Matty Ice (and the Game That Shall Not Be Mentioned).
Fuck Matt Ryan!
I still hate Larry Fedora. Remember how Mack Brown complained about programs using his old age to recruit against him? Larry Fedora invented that recruiting strategy.
Oh man, I forgot about him.
One thing I will always appreciate about Fuente is how much he hated Fedora, and how he completely annihilated his coaching career. That was quite a lot of fun
His real first name is Herbert lmao
Herbert Fedora? Sounds like a drunken private detective in a cheeky British spy thriller
Any time i am reminded of Larry Fedora, i remember this GUNTAR special from a while ago and laugh to myself
https://www.thekeyplay.com/comment/740091#comment-740091
Gosh... this should be a Mt Rushmore topic thread.
Chinballs is number one for me. hate that guy and all his illegal chop blocking dickbaggery.
Freeze for obvious reasons gotta be there.
Kelly for killing that kid.
Paterno for obvious reasons.
and Bowden for stealing our National Championship in the 4th quarter.
At least Bowden wasn't a total douchebag slimeball (at least to my knowledge).
Oh I do love a Player's Hater Ball
1 - Chinballs Johnson. Fuck that guy
2 - Jeff Jagoff-zinski. Fuck this guy with a plank that has been recovered from a 40 year old outdoor deck demo.
3 - Jimmy Johnson - Because fuck the Cowboys, that's why
4 - Thomas Edison - He knows why
5 - *redacted* - because of that stupid *redacted*
Pete Carroll was the first coach I ever hated, starting with the 2004 BCA Classic. Just big time smug douchebag vibes, with an eminently punchable face.
Brian Kelly is a whiny asshole. Basically Narduzzi with a higher salary and body count.
Art Briles is arguably worse than Paterno. Paterno might at least have been able to claim senility, and wasn't a preachy twat.
Calling PJ Fleck a used car salesman is an insult to used car salesmen.