Messiah Mickens ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ RB Commits

No waiting till Christmas required for this Messiah. Thank you Franklin!

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The Messiah will lead them to the promise land

Let's Go!!!

If you can't handle my shit posts, you don't deserve my memes

HOKIES!!!!

From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

Bringing this gif out of mothballs

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Also, his hometown is Harrisburg, PA

This is a shot right across the bow of Penn St as a whole. We coming for you, bitches

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

A running back from Pennsylvania you say!

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

We're gonna need to get like 3 or 4 more of those to make up for the past decade

WE BACK UP!

LET'S GO!

Let the good times roll!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

This is huge, he's our first Top 250 RB in over a decade. Marshawn Williams and Shai McKenzie in 2014 were our last.

So, not quite KJ-level hype, but still so, so sweet.

A very sobering stat. We need talent like that, especially at a position that can touch the ball so much. It's not like we've been missing on just 5 star RBs either. Not having a top 250 RB in 11 years is a clear sign that we were not recruiting well enough and it was going to hold our offense back

Virginia Tech School of Architecture Class of 2014
Fan of Hokies, Ravens, NY Giants, Orioles

PSU fans right now...

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

Was watching his highlights earlier today. They're hilarious

Every second counts

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

That stiff arm at 24 seconds felt personal

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

I'm a little concerned with how much he swings the ball around as he runs. Something that can be worked on and coached up but I worry that much movement will be easy for defenders to punch it out.

All we need is a boxing glove on a stick

We put the K in Kwality

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Virginia Tech, Thats where

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

Dude is crushing it already. Future is bright folks!

This video is fire!!

Plus the blond at :17-:18 😳

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Heavy emphasis on the well qualified. Makes sense for recruits

If you're reading this mail me West End London Broil pls

The Bat Signal crossed a million views.

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

the universe is watching?

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Holy shit it's really happening

Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

An early Christmas present of Messiah. Love it!

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

I'm a believer

...not a trace, of doubt in my mind.

I seldom speak to loluva grads, but when I do, I tell them I want large fries.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Obligatory

Incredible symbolism.

Including Jeffery Overton Jr, this gives us back to back years landing a 4* RB.

The last time we had 2 x 4* RBs on the roster they were Marshawn Williams and Shai McKenzie, who, if I remember, were pretty damn good.

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Oh what could have been without so many freak injuries in 2014

Danny is always open

There's a joke about the Overton Window and the Messiah somewhere in here, I'm sure of it

I believe discussing religion or politics is generally frowned upon by the CGs.

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Messiah memes were tough to sort through for just this reason...

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

If the OL opens a wide gap for him to score a TD, I am absolutely going to the Cecil B DeMille Ten Commandments parting of the Red Sea, though.

I know it's not biblically accurate, but it's close enough for TKP work.

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Also something something Diablo

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

The last time we had 2 x 4* RBs on the roster they were Marshawn Williams and Shai McKenzie, who, if I remember, were pretty damn good.

I think you misremember. Shai got suspended for matching with an underaged girl on tinder and Marshawn was not bad, but neither really materialized or came close to living up to their recruiting rating.

Yeah, I know.

But when they were both healthy and unincarcerated, they were damn good

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

IIRC they also both had trouble staying healthy. Williams had moments where he looked like the heir to the Darren Evans mantle though, just a punishing runner between the tackles. Shame.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Marshawn blew out his knee three times I think. The third was a game he finished when he knew his career was done if I'm remembering right.

they both transfered and we decent other places.

huh, must have been another back at the same time

Trey Edmunds? Or the guy that went to Colorado?

Neither of them, but I'm getting older and more senile everyday

Michael Holmes
Drew Harris

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

I believe you are referring to "Dragon"

I always called him Trillian.

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

Truly the good ol days of TKP. I hope those type of days return soon.

I'm not misremembering, they tore up eventual national champion Ohio State in their second ever college games (or at least each had a crucial TD, they didn't rush for that many yards). And they both flashed that year and were clearly a level of talent above JC and Trey. Marshawn played more that year. When Shai came back from suspension a few years later he didn't have many carries but he was clearly the best RB on the field. The output never matched the rankings, but the talent absolutely did.

Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

I was disappointed he was allowed back on the team

Danny is always open

Brandon Ore...

Reach for Excellence!

VT Football: It'll get after ya!

Proud Hokie since 2004.

Here we go!

What a savings

"Everything has an end, except a sausage which has two." - German Proverb

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

And Overton is starting to look good. Hopefully the two form a hell of a duo for years to come.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

Former PSU commit picks VT over Ole Miss, Oklahoma & Indiana.
In today's landscape, when has VT beat out the likes of the above P2 programs for a prized recruit? This young man chose the coach over these P2 programs. We are in good hands. In JMFF We Trust!!!

VT to the rest of CFB:

I do art stuff.

Are we Big Dawgs now?

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

Coming to flip your croots

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Now that's a big dog

Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

You ain't never seen a set on a dog like this one's got, Clark.

We put the K in Kwality

Merry Christmas everyone.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

I cannot wait until we start bullying teams again.

To quote the Brothers Osborne: "I'm Good For Some But I'm Not For Everyone"

This kid is a straight DOG.

Plays RB and OLB/DE for his high school and he is always the best player on the field regardless of where he's lined up. Just patient enough (reminds me a little of Tuten in that regard), but not too much. As soon as he sees his opportunity he puts his foot in the ground, decisively, and makes his move. He's elusive, but also not shy of contact. Breaks tackles regularly and has breakaway speed.

I do expect him, depending on what the RB room looks like, to contribute some next season.

EDIT: If we have any sort of ACC level QB next season, our running game will be one of the best in the ACC.

Is coronavirus over yet?

Agreed. He does need to upgrade his ball carrying practice. That's typical stuff to learn.

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

How could you blame him? PSU doesn't even have a coach.

VT scored big with Franklin.

Running backs are great, love 'em. But I really want some 4 & 5-star road graders keeping them untouched until they see corners & safeties 12 yards past the line of scrimmage.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Our opponents won't be able to Handel the Messiah.

Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

I do art stuff.

Well our fans DO stand a lot instead of sitting....

From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

New commitment threads on TKP about to be like.....

Stoked to have him on board!

Just an aside though if you're the parents naming your kid like this is like a really bold move

I teach in public school. The names that these parents are coming up with are, and include, unique. And with some very unique spelling formulations.

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

/r/tradgedeigh

Kevin

Keavienne

We put the K in Kwality

I went to school with a girl named Unyque. My sister had a classmates literally named Abcde.

"Abby" for short, no doubt.

Abseedee?

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

"Obesity"

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

My Hawkeye bride is a retired teacher. Two names of kids she taught:

1. Espn (pronounced es'-pen)
2. Female (pronounced fe-mahl'-y). The mother said that the hospital named her, and that they gave her a pink plastic bracelet with her name on it.

You can't make up stuff like this.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

2. Female (pronounced fe-mahl'-y). The mother said that the hospital named her, and that they gave her a pink plastic bracelet with her name on it.

aint no fucking way

(add if applicable) /s

My 3rd/5th grade teacher (same lady) had a very similar story of a student named Female she had in the 90s while she was living in Atlanta. Now I'm wondering if somebody is bullshitting or if it actually happens with some level of frequency. I'll probably never know for sure.

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

Probably right up there with La-a (Ladasha). Urban legend about silly naming practices that some people pick up and say they actually met someone with that name.

Also: Oranjelo and Lemonjelo, twins named for the hospital-served orange jello and lemon jello that the mother enjoyed during birth.

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

My mom did serve with someone in the Air Force that was names Mary Christmas and knew another woman named Crystal Chanda Leer. Sis had a high school friend who after marriage was Sally Alley

From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

At least her name wasn't Julia Gulia.

I know somebody named Seel (last name) who enlisted into the Navy's UDT school. I can't speak to the veracity of the story that, when queried on his desire to become a SEAL he replied, "Hell, my sister's a Seel," but knowing him, it's possibly true.

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

I personally taught a student whose first and middle name was Heavenly Christ.

My wife worked in education and had a child named Placenta. She asked the mom how she chose the name and she said she heard it in the delivery room and thought it was beautiful. This is a true story.

Life is good.

Wife worked with a kid with 5 brothers (6 boys total).

ALL of them were named after their dad and then the number they were in order. So Jimmy Joe the 1st, Jimmy Joe the 2nd, etc.

I can only imagine what that house was like when someone was in trouble 🤣

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Guy on my favorite football team was named Devine Diablo.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

And with that, we've come full circle!

A band director in my neighboring school was named Harry Whacker. And they announced it as such on the sound system in the stadiums. Glorious times!

He's on my other favorite football team now, and doing well. Still trying to get the Blessed Demon nickname to stick.

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

Friend of mine is a doctor. She had a lady who came in with two boys both named Willy. Noting the father's name was Willy my friend asked if the older child was named after his father to which the mother said yes. She then asked if the younger child was named after his father as well and the mother said no, he was named after his brother.

Life is good.

In my high school, we had a family that were all named, with a couple of different spellings, John McCloud. Mom, sis, dad and at least two brothers (it's been since the sixties and, well, you know) were all named Jon or John. The kids went by nicknames, I remember Boots and Buttons for sure.
My wife had a great aunt named Minnie whose daughters were, Tinker, Bunny and Ducky. And how about Emerson Boozer naming his kid Ima? I was in the room with a Hercules Twang (no lie) and a flute player in a nearby high school band in my day was named Narcissus King. Names are cool.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

Was in college with a guy named "Tin" last name "Can:. Sister was named "Rusty".

On his 18th birthday I walked with him to the courthouse and changed his name before the judge. Judge says," I have to ask why." He replied, "I have been a joke to my parents from the day I was born." Emancipated and renamed for his 18th birthday present.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

I can confirm a real-life Oranjelo and Lemonjelo from when I was in high school in Winchester, VA

I was checking in swimmers for a lake swim my swim team puts on and got a Melchior Belfasar and said "wait your named for 2 of thr 3 wisemen" to which he replied, yes do you know the 3rd, and i answered correctly (thank you chrono trigger), never found out if that's his middle name.

My sister went to school with Brooke and Rainbow Trout.

I met a reminginton steel once.

By my favorite, we'll most confusing was Ashley and her brother Ashleigh.

Brooke and Rainbow werent the swimmers? Missed opportunity

I do art stuff.

The oddest one that i can think of off the top of my head was, i seen Wolfboy Wulfberger on an application one time.

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

And side note- this subthread on names by itself makes the annual membership worth it.(recent changes to commenting not withstanding)

From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

First heard that one from South Carolina maybe 25 years ago. Didn't buy it then, don't buy it now. So yeah, I do think you can make up stuff like this.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

Back when I taught I had a student named Tequila. Only other I can think of know was when one of my wife's friends Sandy married into the last name Sandals.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

What about Pat MacCooter or Phil McGroin?

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Or perhaps Mike Oxmaul or Hugh Janus?

I wanna know when Howie Feltersnatch is gonna commit

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Hugh G. Reckshun was in the phone book (I know I'm old) when I was in Blacksburg.

Life is good.

Must be a cousin of 'Haywood Jablomy'...

The girlfriend of my freshman year roommate in Pritchard was named Special. When he introduced me to her, she said "Hi, I'm Special." And I said, "Nice to meet you, I'm Awesome." It didn't go over well. She then showed me her bedazzled belt buckle and necklace that said Special, to prove to me that was her actual name. She also wore wigs, every color under the sun and I thought it was a different chick each time her brought her over for the first couple of weeks. Of course, she reminded me her name was Special each time. He went by Jazz, though that wasn't his real name.

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."

that woman made it to college despite her upbringing

If it weren't for that horse I would have never spent that year in college

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Not really different than Christopher or any of the other Christ derivatives. Just from the Hebrew instead of the Greek

I do art stuff.

The ?? are pretty common. Its basically asking our fan base to say yes and others to say no. Usually turns into a string of memes.

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

Messiah pls...oh wait shit we got him. Messiah THANK YOU!!!

Go Hokies!

Mickens with a filthy one handed catch in the playoffs this week.

In an earlier playoff game...oh yeah he plays defense too. Pick Six

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

Dear God. I don't think that ball had fully left the QBs hands and he already had the pick.

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

That pick six wasn't fair. That's disgusting lol

Makes sense that he's listed some places as an athlete instead of RB

Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

Yeah, his Hudl film had a fair amount of LB highlights. Dude can just play

Holy $4i!

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Give it to me, Roscoe!